This was undeniably the best episode.

dumb eva poster

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Although this one comes close. The important thing to note is that Asuka episodes are the best.

>>146886160
Asuka in general is the best. She's one of the rare mythical anime grills that actually has a deep character with some proper development. And it's just REALLY hard not to want to give her a hug after you learn precisely how broken she is.
It's a cruel irony that she's indirectly spawned a whole slew of one-dimensional tsundere trash.

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>>146886020
It's true

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>>146887162
I think that movie was actually too deep for me. Also, I just learned I can recognize foreign language lyrics.

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>>146886899

>>146886020
>tumblr nose

>>146886899
n-no... Asuka is there to show us what it would be like if "tsundere girls" were real people with flaws and problems. and Rei is there to show how fucking creepy it would really be to have a soulless living fuck doll.

>>146888144
And what's funny is they've both gone on to spawn a generation of the characters they were deconstructing. As Hideki Anno has probably said at least once, "Fucking otakus."

In any case, the whole deconstruction thing is just one side of their characters.

I feel like the series should have had something to show reai was more human, becuase she was still human but people just assume she was written as a soulless husk, which she ironically kind of is, but she is still human. The "thank you" and smile scenes show this, but I feel like they really needed something stronger her saying she loved shinji or even gendo or a shinji-esque masturbation or implied masturbation scene would show just how human she really was

anyone who watches Eva and sees the characters as waifus or "best girls" has missed the point entirely. when shinji is jerking off over asuka and cums in his hand and says "I'm so fucked up..." that's you! you're fucked up!
how can it be any more clear what this series is trying to say to you dense fucks?

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Asuka is the unexamined man's waifu.

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>>146888340

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>>146888382
>Man scrapes the darkness with fire lmao

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>>146888368
>liking characters in a tv show makes me fucked up

Okiee buds

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>>146888410
Rei is fucking disgusting.

You all are fighting, but you all know that shinji is actually the best.

>>146888556
>not Tibris or Ramiel

>>146888466
Yet another quality post from the Asukafriends. Keep clinging on to the "muh personality" canned responses as if that's not completely missing the point.

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>>146888525

>>146888368
Eh, waifus in general are fucked up. Although to be fair I've dated real-world approximations of both Asuka and Rei. "Rei" ended up having scary levels of crazy bitch hidden under the adorably shy exterior, while "Asuka" mostly went well until she resolved her issues enough to realize I was kinda shit, and then dumped on the fucking curb. That one hurt more than I care to remember....

I still say Asuka is best girl, but it's more of a literary analyzation thing than a "OMG she's my wife!" cringefest. That's best saved for Monster Musume and the like.

>>146888662
Not an argument.

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>>146888662

>>146888703
Why not?

>>146888691
>this is what toiletniggers actually believe

Rei is objectively ugly as sin

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Asuka is best but I don't mind Rei.

>>146888368
>that's you! you're fucked up!
Nah, I didn't walk into a hospital and wank over a comatosed girl's body.

I don't have anything like the confidence for that. Frankly I doubt Shinji would, which is why that scene annoys me.

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>>146888792
I am shaking my head in real life right now, Anon.

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>>146888806
It did seem out of character for Shinji.

>>146888785
Adding "muh" to something doesn't debunk it.

>>146888841
At least you have the decency to be ashamed of your shit taste

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Posting purity.

>>146888870
Well the point of Rei's character is that she's not sure herself what her personality is meant to be. This makes her a much more interesting character than:
>I thought I was hot shit but it turns out people are better than me so now I'm sad.

>>146888867
I feel like part of the point of that scene was that Shinji was starting to properly break. Both in- and out-of-universe, it was basically just a "fuck it" moment.

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>>146889013
>Rei has a personality

I like to imagine that following Rei stating that she had said thank you for the first time that she then began to vigorously masturbate while thinking of shinji

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>>146888867
>I'm so fucked up

>But Asuka holding my nose shut to abscond away with my first kiss is fine

>>146889135
THERMAL
EXPANSION

>>146889090
Nice canned response.

>>146889090
for a long time I thought this was a boy,
im glad it wasn't.

I like Asuka and Rei. Is that normal?

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>>146889228
Me too.
But Asuka is wifey for lifey.

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>>146889228
Yeah, they are both good characters, but obviously everyone is going to like one more than another.

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>>146889291
They're both beautiful too.

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>>146889162
I could never solve her damn riddle anyway. Biggest mystery in the show.

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>>146886020

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Best girl

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>>146890539
I remember you. You're a good guy.

>>146888368
>how can it be any more clear what this series is trying to say to you dense fucks?
Here's the thing Anno and retards like you didn't consider.
I'm fine with it.

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>>146886020
I like every episode except Bardiel.

>immediately take down Asuka and try to infect Rei
>slowly strangle Shinji
It was nonsense.

>>146887340
A..American Psycho (the movie) was too deep for you? It's literally just "lol vanity is bad"

>>146888691
I actually owned a paperback copy of this.

>>146888691
https://youtu.be/HvLfQSoVhrM?t=7m22s

>>146891099
What is it?

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>>146890619
Die in fire non canon slut.

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>>146891167
You're not a good guy anymore.

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>>146886020
>implebing

What's the point of these threads? Nobody ever changes their opinions.

>>146891373
Yes they do

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>>146891033
It's not just about conformity and the importance of trends, but it's also a statement on the movie itself.

>>146891397
No they don't.

>>146891425
And you are at fault for that.

>>146891493
Why

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Misato is cool.

>>146891513
You certainly are not helping

>>146891546
I know.

>>146891143

Fucking worth it for the payoff at the end.

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>>146891534
No.
Fun, perhaps.
Concept Misato was better.

>>146891629
>anta baka, anta baka, you're the baka

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>>146889228

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>not this one

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>>146891729
It's in the filename.

>local theater is showing EoE soon
I'm ready.

>>146886020
I like the part where Rei gets it right on her first try and Asuka throws another tantrum for being inferior, as per usual :^)

>>146888466
>wanting a shit-tier broken slut who will fuck Kaji right away
>not being a nu-male

Pick only one, faggot.

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What's going on here?

>>146892010
>unironically replying to toiletfag
You fucked up.

>>146892073
Leaving the anti lilin field so they can get a lift from Wunder

>>146892073
Usual eva thread.

>>146888340
She sacrificed herself for Shinji. To die for someone you love is the most human thing you can do.

>>146886160
>that
>in any way natural or realistic
i must be missing some context

>>146888340
>masturbating to someone implies love
Damn, I had no idea I loved so many people

>>146892010
>Asuka is so problematic OMG I literally can't even UGH
>muh inoffensive fuckdoll Rei

>>146892250
Reifags have tiny brains

>>146891729
B-but i like them both

>>146892301
>fuckdoll
>Asuka's mother replaced her for a doll
>Shinji masturbated on her while she was comatose

>>146892169
>being a cuck is the most human thing you can do

Rei is shit

>>146892301
>literally wanting a girl who doesn't want you
>literally wanting a slut who will fuck someone else right away
>literally wanting a retard with zero benefits whatsoever
>literally wanting her because you think THAT is a personality
>wanting a broken idiot just because she's somewhat attractive

Top retard.

>>146892010
This bait is about as shitty as Rei.

>>146892415
Are you implying Asuka isn't a broken slut who was going to fuck Kaji right away? Because you need to watch the show again if you are.

Another eva thread where retarded people insult each other for asuka-rei shit

>>146892467
I'm implying you're a retard with no understanding of characters and that Rei is a colossal whore who let the whole world inside her.

I dunno guys, I prefer Rei because she's stoic as fuck. I admire people who keep their shit together even when the outside looks so bleak and they're a complete wreck on the inside. Maybe it's a stupid reason but that's how it is for me.

>>146888340
She engulfed him inside her brain pussy and read him poetry with her hands fused in his chest while she made him the actual center of the world. Shinji got lots of scary eldritch love, try the manga if you want Rei being tender.

>>146892588
>no understanding of characters
>condoning Asuka's shit personality, actions, and idiocy because "muh problems :("
>not realizing people justify their shitty attitudes all the time this way
>condoning the behavior regardless

How stupid are you?

>>146892679
>implying I even agreed with your absurd assertations in the first place
>using emotes even ironically
Fuck off.

Why did the rebuilds change the spelling of the title?
エヴァンゲリヲン
from
エヴァンゲリオン
I know they're pronounced exactly the same, just seems weird

>>146892730
Shit personality is a personality, but it's still fucking shit. Rather have no shit than have massive amounts of shit constantly from a retard with zero positive aspects whatsoever. A retard who is so inept, her role becomes being useless.

So yes, you love a useless retard who can't cope with the fact she's a useless retard, and who lashes out because she's a useless retard, thus making her an annoying useless retard.

Again, having no shit is better than a massive pile of shit. A glass of water is better than a glass of sewage.

OH LOOK IT'S THIS THREAD AGAIN
20 YEARS
20
LITERALLY EVERY DAY

>>146892853
Exactly. Rei is a massive pile of shit.

>>146892250
It's very realistic. As in stupid bitches complain as much as she does.

>>146892930
That implies that Asuka has no personality and is the glass of water that is tasteless, has no additives, and is as bland as it can get. That's pretty accurate for shitty Tsunderes, I guess.

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Who are these people?

>>146892962
And Rei is a toilet who loves eating herself

Since toilets eat shit, it's VERY realistic

>>146892994
>I like danderes, as I am a mature intellectual and only like girls fit for a mature intellectual like myself
I wouldn't wipe my ass with a dandere.

>>146892073
>nearly ends the world
>FUCKING TWICE
>stop almost ending the world, baka
Just put a bullet between his eyes.

Almost end the world once, shame on you.
Almost end the world twice, a trend has been established.
Fucking kill him.

>>146891708
Pretty cool alt-art my families

>>146893085
I never said I was a mature intellectual. Anyone with half a brain can see that a glass of air (not even water) is better than having a glass of sewage. No need for intellectuals, just need to not be retarded.

>>146892994
No. Rei is still shit.

>>146893130
Clearly you are enamored with gulping down glasses of sewage given your shit taste.

>>146893192
Whoa there, I'm not an Asukafag. Calm down.

Good thread guys

>>146893212
Correct, if you were an Asukafag you wouldn't have your abyssmal case of shit taste. Now fuck outta here. You're the exact type of person who hates on tusnderes because they think it's trendy.

>>146889228
Yes anon, that's what happen when a normal person watches Evangelion, they realize that both Asuka and Rei are good characters, i find Rei more likeable but Asuka overall better as a character, but they're both great anyway

>>146892868
People are going to be arguing about this until we hit instrumentality

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>>146893212
That's a pretty shit-tier comeback.

Or Rei-tier comeback, if you will.

>>146893040
It's the edgier version of everyone except Shinji

>>146893311
>Y-You just hate tsunderes

I'd rather have no flavour than literally eat shit if that's what you mean. Asukafags tend to associate garbage with personality. Being trash gives you flavor, but it's not good flavor.

>>146893377
Rei is a whole omniverse of shit.

>>146893328
Asukafag can't figure out people would rather have no trash (Empty-void rei) instead of massive amounts of trash (baggage-filled Asuka). More at 11

>>146893322
It's going to fail, Reifags and Asukafags don't mix.

Maya is best girl, by the way.

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>>146892775
Because GAINAX still had some of the rights to the franchise when the first three movies came out. In 2015 Anno and Khara reclaimed all the rights, that's why the fourth movie is projected to go back to the original spelling.

>>146893377
I'd rather have no flavour than literally eat Rei too, anon.

>>146893322
It can't come soon enough
>we will all be tang
>no filter against experiencing the full horror of all shitty opinions of [insert asuka or rei]fags
>also furries and football fans
Wait. I've changed my mind.

>>146893497
And no flavor, including no Rei, is still better than anything having to do with Asuka.

>>146886899
>broken character
Not even once, sorry.
Broken characters are for suffering until their death, not to want to comfort them.

>>146893533
Rei is shit anon

>>146893512
>every overused meme penetrates your mind at the same time
maximum overfug

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>>146893541

>>146893553
Rei being shit doesn't make Asuka any better. Hell, it makes Asuka a hundred times worse considering how much more garbage Asuka entails. Rei's an empty doll in Asukafag's minds, yet Asuka is an empty doll with garbage on top of garbage on top of garbage piled on. Sure, you have some filling to the empty doll, but it's still unsalvageable garbage. But you love it anyway because you think it makes her good, don't you?

>>146893631
Asukafags have to make up shit on the spot to 'justify' their preference.

>>146893631
>>146893667
Stop samefagging you obvious fuckboy.

>>146887162
What I think I enjoyed most about the scene, was that he gave the man a opportunity to spot the danger, 3 times, and then murdered him for failing to notice it.

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If you just don't read the waifu shitter posts this thread is quite enjoyable. Good job anons!

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>>146893631
>>146893667
>trying THIS hard to hide the fact that Rei is poopy

>>146893684
http://a.pomf.cat/jiglxp.mp4

S-Samefag

>>146893756
>if you don't read 90% of the thread, this thread is enjoyable
wew lad

>>146893470
Oh, that's actually really neat.
Thanks.

>>146893782
see
>>146893797

S-Samefags, it's just a trick!

>>146893797
Going to these lengths to photoshop an image is testament to your rampant samefaggotry.

>>146893836
Rei = shit

>>146893852
P-Photoshop
http://a.pomf.cat/oehwbe.mp4

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>>146893802
Let's add your post to that percentage.

All this shitposting with no images to save? Man, what a worthless thread.

>>146893998
I saved one image. That's pretty good for these threads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfWuajjia64
anno you bastard.

>>146894128
No fucking way. There's no way that's real.

>>146894128
Next, 4.0 will feature Godzilla as the final angel

>>146894128
It was Sagisu's decision, not Anno's.

>>146888382
its like sexing a genetic clone of your mom :D

So I just watched end of evangelion for the first time. It was pretty lame, which is pretty much what I was expecting at this point. Is there any redeeming part of it I might have missed?

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>Reifags

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>>146891005
>Asuka getting reisplained

She never could match Rei's mad banter.

>>146891033
Well, I haven't seen it in a long time and I'm sure there's probably a zillion interpretations.

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>>146891154

http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/ayanamis_fans#1

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>>146890619
>>146891195

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Kaworu and Shinji are both Reifags, so that clearly proves that Rei looks like a man.

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>>146891826
Yeah, that is a nice part. Tantrum Asuka is cute.

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>>146892073
Shinji doesn't have the strength to kill himself even though he probably wants to.

>>146895868
As your post indicates, probably all of it.

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>>146892540
>>146892868

>>146891708
Shinji would probably be a pretty good guardian. He cooks and cleans.

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>>146893667
Why are Rei fans always notable for their pretentiousness?

I really do think there' something to the idea we identify with our choice. For example, Rei fans are typically less vocal. That's why they always lose polls. And only Asuka threads hit 500.

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>>146895868
Last ten minutes or so, just before the song starts-ish

>>146896552
The only part of that movie that confused me was that song choice.

>>146896302
Then help me out. Name something about that movie that was good besides "I'm so fucked up." I swear this isn't bait my taste is actually this shit.

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>>146896766
>Can't trick me that easily

But sneriously, the instrumentality portions are good. The part where Shinji and Asuka are in an abusive relationship and PenPen is their traumatized child is nice.

And the show ending was better, but watching asuka get strangled lovingly was nice.

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>>146896668
It's a good song.

>>146896878
I thought PenPen's presence sorta drained all the drama from that scene since he's so goofy. Also I didn't really like that instrumentality stuff at all. Obviously there was some build-up to it but it was mostly like an endless stream of bullshit and it really bored me.

>>146897094
The entire show was building up to it

>>146886160
>>146891729
I just rewatched the series and don't recall seeing either of these scenes. Are they from the movie?

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>>146897338
One is yeah.

It's possible to miss the bathtub scene in certain versions of the show though.

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>>146897094
I feel like that drain was a little needed. NGE gets really heavy with drama and philosophy really quickly. Sometimes you just need a semi-sapient penguin to balance that out.

As much as I love Evangelion, the constant psychological abuse the series puts you through gets exhausting. Back in HS when I first watched it, there were a few episodes (plus EoE, obviously) where I physically had to lay down, stare at the ceiling, and contemplate what the fuck I just watched. It's like trying to read too much Nietzsche at once. If you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss gazes back.

>>146897463
Which episode was it?

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>>146897478

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>>146897516
22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nJXXDqykWg

>>146897589
I should have guessed. Thanks

>>146897217
Yeah but it still sucked. That build up didn't give you any meaningful information about what was going to happen and when it did happen it still isn't completely clear what happened. In spite of all the bombast it was basically just an anticlimax. And when that retarded song started it was like the writer is just laughing at you for being a fucking idiot.

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>>146897094
Bird's there because it's a revisit of a scene that was comedic at the time, became less funny in hindsight, and was then made into a hostile confrontation.

>>146897693
I totally missed that the first...twenty-odd times around. Huh.

>>146891708
>unit-01 headphones

10/10 headphone design, I want a pair

>>146897693
I dunno man there were plenty of scenes with the two of them there, and I don't see how the one in the movie is supposed to be a reflection of the kiss scene specifically.

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Best girl and the only one who really loves Shinji.

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>>146897938
Oh great, the faggy tumblr shipper. What's next, Johnlock?

Are you a cumberbitch?

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>>146897856
Besides their wearing the same clothes, Asuka slumped at the table in the same position, and walking to Shinji the same way?

>>146898094
Well I'll admit I wasn't paying attention to the clothes and people do a whole lot of slumping in this show.
still think the penguin ruined an otherwise meh scene

>>146898084
the proper way of addressing him is Sir Bendthatdick Cumminbitch thank you very much

>>146898094
Also can I just say, that scene never seemed comedic to me. More like an uncomfortable parody of comedic scenes from other anime.

>>146896187
and a toilet.

>>146891708
Looking at that alternate cast setup in the bottom right...
Someone needs to make a fanfic out of that. Shit, is that Yui in Gendo's place?

...Also, pre-MILF Asuka needs some dedicated fanart.

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>>146898084
Rei's an autism doll.
Usuka's a mommyless broken cunt.
Misato's an alcoholic pedoslut.

He's completely sane and does it out of true love rather than wanting to use Shinji to feel less shit unlike everyone else.

>>146898084
Asuka is literally tumblr incarnate, so no.

>>146898421
Yeah but he also doesn't have a vagina so fuck that.

>>146898615
dick > vagina

>EVA thread
>derailed by waifu wars

When will this madness stop?

>>146898421
you say that, and you're not wrong on the first 3 points, but remember the manga scene where he strangles a cat and is an unlikable jackass until part of Rei is transferred into him

Kaworu a shit

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>>146898421
Not gonna lie, Karowu is probably the best pairing for Shinji. In that regard he is best girl.
As a character though, he's just...meh. He's even less interesting than Rei. He's too perfect...which, admittedly, does fit his role flawlessly.

And he resulted in the Gay Piano scene/meme, so there's something to be said for that.

>>146898625
Good point. I had forgotten.

>>146898693
That's what I'm here for.

>>146898664
>he strangles a cat
When 2D becomes a reality, he's the first one we kill.

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>>146898664
You're just jelly Kaworu has wrecked more pussy than you ever will in your life.

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>>146898603

>>146898971
Oh look, another landwhale feminazi on her period.
Kill Asuka and the rest of tumblr with fire.

>>146898971
So how did the Eva series just get back up after Asuka trashed them?

>>146899011
How about you kill yourself just like Robin Williams did?

>>146899107
S2 Engines. Literal plot armor.

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>>146899136
How about you kill yourself just like Asuka's mom did?

Evangelion was garbage, why do people like it so much? Was it their first edgy with biblical references anime?

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>>146899107
The regular eva's got up after they'd been fucked up all the time. Shinji's ran with no power like three times.

>>146899285
But Unit 01 is clearly special, also where did the bandage over her eye at the end of the movie come from?

>>146898603
Rei is a toilet

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>>146899256
>I didn't like something and instead of moving on, I'll go to their fanclub and harangue them

>I can't realize that if it was possible to explain to me why it was good, I would like it in the first place.

whens that last Q fucking movie gonna come out

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>>146899316
They threw a spear in her eye.

and the bandages appeared by magic or something

>>146899343
>It was good because of the waifus

I was never into that, I think that's why I don't find it good.

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>>146899404
Well, I'm glad you were able to sort out your opinion for yourself.

>>146899395
How did Asuka manange to subdue 9 evas at the same time so quickly? Couldn't they have just Longinused her any time?

>>146899316
My personal theory is that the physical damage was in her mind, and the real damage from the spears was nerve+blood pressure. I don't really have anything to base that on, it just makes me slightly less uncomfortable.

Other explanation being that she reformed from the LCL, and at that point things can work however the fuck the writers want.

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>>146899513
Asuka is the best fighter pilot and she has the most advanced Mech.

And they probably wanted the spear for something else but then she turned out to be the very best so they had to take her out.

>>146899256
Literally 2deep4u

>>146899582
Why did those 3 and a half minutes go on for so long? Was she fighting in Freeza time?

>>146899187
How about you kill yourself like Rei did?

>>146898603
Holy shit I never noticed. But she's older than tumblr so she at least has that going for her, I suppose.

>>146899658
Why are you such a butthurt Reifag that can't accept canon?

>>146898963
I laughed, I didn't want to, but I did

>>146899611
>Nothing but waifufaggotry in this thread
>hurr 2deep

Eva is literally the Re: Zero of the 90s

>>146899439
What a hideous toilet

Spoiler that shit

>>146899701
Who's Rei?
Also, why was Asuka the only person at the end with Shinji?

>>146899785
So she could be strangled by Shinji, of course
Gotta have something to vent on

>>146899513
They could have thrown the lances at any time, or activated their S2s, or just mobbed her. There wasn't any kind of tactical justification for eating her alive, either. MPs are just pricks.

>>146899753
There has been many posts that have talked about the importance of both Rei and Asuka. Maybe you should learn to read. I'm sure they'll cover it in school tomorrow newfriend.

>>146899513
>How did Asuka manange to subdue 9 evas at the same time so quickly?
They are mass-produced, so they are shittier.

>>146899879
>Calls me newfriend when he's the one who likes fucking Eva, one of the most newshit friendly anime of all time.

Okay...

>>146899934
the most newshit friendly anime is Avatar though...

>>146899934
Eva came out in 95 you probably weren't even born then faggot.

>>146899753
Nah. NGE had a lot going on, it's just that most of that was lost on its audience because otaku-faggotry. To this day people get so caught up in "muh waifu this/that" and other memes, that they miss out on some really revolutionary writing and thematicism.

Say what you will about Evangelion, but it almost singlehandedly dictated the path of anime for the next decade after, not to mention influencing tons of other media.

>>146899980
Stop projecting my little newfriend.

>>146899844
Truly a thought-provoking series.

>>146900021
>He called me a newfag, I'll call him a newfag that'll show him.
Keep cryin bitch nigga

Does this show ever get better than geometry wars? Because that's been the highlight so far.

HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA

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>>146900188
No, only almost as good again later.

>>146886899
Asuka was more or less an example of how mentally fucked up someone had to be to actually act like a tsundere. This suddenly makes me question the mental state of plenty of non-traumatized tsundere.

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>>146900188
If that's what you liked the most then you are going to love the shit out of that battle in the Rebuilds

>>146900671
I had been instructed to not watch those because they're "a giant steaming pile".

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>>146900486

>>146900744
Trust me, they are, but Ramiel is easily hands down the best part of it. Pretty much the one thing done better than neon genesis.

>>146900529
That actually would explain some shit. I know some animes at least touch on it, like Black Lagoon and even Toradora (shit as it is).

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Yes, Yes, Asuka is shit and Rei is amazing.
We all know this already. I don't see why we need to keep having these threads over and over when the facts speak for themselves.

>>146901262
But which one has the bigger penis?

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>>146901262
New people cycle in and out of 4chan all the fucking time; probably one of the highest turnover rates on the entire fucking internet. And the discussion is cathartic, anyway.

Also, that picture hurts my soul, man.

>>146901435
It's filenames-kun. Just report and ignore. The faggot has been banned more times than I care to remember.

>>146900793
It's rad, but makes a little less sense. I got the impression Ramiel drilled into the Geofront instead of blast-excavating because she couldn't rapidfire and didn't want Unit 01 catching her in the seconds it took to warm back up.

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>>146901262
Asuka tries so hard :(

>>146901608
He just wanted to make geometric love to the NERV pyramid.

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>>146901262
That's pretty hot.

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>>146902845
Fuck off KLK Kiddie. Don't you have some other board to shit up?

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>>146901262
Is she alright?

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>>146903083
no

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>>146899316
>>146899785
The Asuka which was respawned from the LCL on the beach with Shinji after his god-trip was the embodiment of the three females he had crushed on. Asuka's body, Misato's brown eyes(Asuka's were blue) and Rei's bandages.

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>>146891534
>misato will never be your surrogate mommy

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>>146903847
What if she takes the bandages off?

>>146903847
That makes some sense, but it's confusing because Asuka's eye was hurt earlier.

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>>146903922
Then she would have brought her TRY SMILING face so we would know she's in there somewhere.

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what did she mean by this?

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>>146903847
>brown eye
no

>>146904100
how much do you have to want a guy's dick to memorize the day his mom died?

>>146899658
every time it cuts out of the fight it's happening at the same time as the footage you see

>>146903847
Damn, I haven't heard this retarded theory in quite some time.

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>>146904159
she probably found out the same day

>>146904051
Don't believe it, it's an old rejected theory from the 90's I threw out there so that someone could nostalgia.

>>146904100
"Death anniversaries" are more reverant in other cultures including Japan.

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>>146904100
Asuka just likes to bring up her mother when it comes to kissing.

>>146904180
Seems like Shinji and Misato accomplish far too much in that time, but maybe I'm misremembering

>>146900995
Overall, the characterization actually explores the consequences of their archetypes. Shinji, Asuka, Rei, just about everyone has enormous issues which made them who they are. Rei's social awkwardness becomes a problem for her & ironically spawned all sorts of clones. It's like how 101 Dalmatians spawned a huge interest in dogs & consequently lots of poorly cared animals due to their owner wanting the novelty & not the responsibility.

why didn't shinji scream for his mom to help asuka until it was way too late?
by then he already knew that unit 01 was completely aware
was it revenge for spilling coffee on his shirt?

>>146904338
He didn't scream.

>>146904394
no i mean literally ask unit 01 to help out vocally

>>146893040
Why is the left side of the cast wearing the pilot suits from Raxephon?

>>146893040
>gendo's glasses
he's so fucking chuuni

>>146904338
Shinji isn't very aware of the world around him. he also never asked Rei why she was staring at him like a creepy ghost in episode one.

>>146904480
>that scene in 3.33 where it shows that the seele room is just a greenscreen hologram
why is nerv so autistic?

>>146904482
Why did Gendo act like Rei betrayed him when she ate his hand but then when shit was going down he was acting like everything went according to plan?

>>146886020
it was wasn't it?

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>>146892073

A Hiatus.

>>146904526
did gendo go to the instrumentality or not after unit 01 ate him

>>146892073

I just realized>>146892096
that in EoE Asuka lost the other eye.

>>146904581
Don't ask me, I don't know anything. But probably.

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>>146904581
Yeah, he's there. He was the final clapper and congratulater of Shinji.

It was all a meticulous plan to make his son get over the emotional problems his plan caused in his son.

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>>146904604

>>146900671

Dat 4d rotation.

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>>146904599

Wrong. Nevermind.

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>>146904682
This overpaid unweddable moron got so damned lucky with NGE, it's obscene.

>>146904823
Gunbuster and Nadia were pretty good, he had a great track record up until NGE

>>146904872
I agree, gunbuster was really good imo.

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>>146904872
>>146905122

Guise, they don't sell Gunbuster shaving cream at the "Tokyo 3" LAWSON

>>146892657
the manga sucks ass and it dehumanized asuka to the point of plain side character.

>>146896878
show ending was the same as EOE but what was going on throught shinji's head.
>>146897693
pretty much this. Its basically how shinji percieved Asuka in his mind. A crazy bitch that would refuse to give him kindness despite all his frustration.
Which ofcourse it turned out the real Asuka wasnt like that at all, which is why Shinji cried at the end like a bitch.

>>146898094
the takes on that scene implied how shinji desired her and wanted her but felt incapable due to his low self esteem.

>>146904823
He was a genius animator since before his first anime, Eva or not he'd still be up there.

>>146903847
how dumb can you be?
She has bandages because that is how Asuka re-imagined herself from the LCL world. She had suffered a wound on her arm and eye.

Her eyes where blue/purple in the last scene of EOE and it looks that way due to the illumination of the scene.

your theory its retarded but a lot of retards use it.

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>>146905555
Okiee buds

>>146904872
gunbuster sucked and its overrated as fuck, and nadia its also over rated and disgusting.

Besides he hated Nadia, literallt ended it asap because he was fed with that crap.

>>146886020
Only retarded LASfags believe that. Truth is, it was a mediocre episode except for the last minute.

22-23-24 are the best episodes.

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so, do you think they will fuck, kiss or something in the next rebuild?

>>146906104
No.

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>I liked this ep, featuring my unsexy Ritsu strutting her wares and savin' the world, too. And when the climax passed and they animated her post-coitusing inside the MAGI.

>>146905926
>it was a mediocre episode except for the last minute.

I'm recalling that all of the episodes had their own textbook plot-curves with pretty good climaxes..which I liked about NGE and is glaringly missing in many anime titles these days.

>>146906104
Fuck off shipperfag.

>>146886899
>It's a cruel irony that she's a completely unlikable cunt stuck in a shit show
Great writing should go into characters I want to give a shit about in shows I want to give a shit about.

>>146896231

tantrum asuka just proves asuka is as immature as she is incompetent

>>146896457

And asukashitters are all circlejerking cucks who go 'muh problems!' and fellate themselves to the idea of babysitting an incompetent whore who'd rather fuck a sweat covered 30 year old man

>>146896908


It's a shit song that's only about SHinji whining again

>>146891167
>>146890539
eve fags are bunch of normalfags

>>146899582

Asuka is incompetent. She survived for that long only because anno HAD to put in an 'asuka fights scene' or else her character would be cemented as the worst in the series. Asuka didn't even fight in that battle. her mom did.

>>146899850

Exactly. They were toying with her.

>>146901628

Yet seeing her fail and get rejected never gets old

>>146905555
>Which ofcourse it turned out the real Asuka wasnt like that at all


Except that's EXACTLY what Asuka is. Self absorbed and incompetent to the point of self-destruction.

>>146906104

Breathe zyklonB

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>>146904100

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>>146886020
this was a pretty good episode, definitely top 5 for me
my favorite though is episode 18, what a ride

>>146907104
:(

She's an adorable hedgehog. It was sad watching her mope on the beach about how she tried her hardest to win over Shinji and it didn't really work at all because she mostly called him stupid. Like, she knew she fucked up, but there was nothing she could do.

>>146886020
Yeah, probably the most entertaining post-breakdown episode

>>146900003
>not to mention influencing tons of other media.
[citation needed]

I can get why Eva influenced anime, but it didn't change anything else.

Worst episode is Lilliputian Hitcher.

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>mfw Asuka is canon and there is nothing you stupid Reifags can do about it

Hahahaha

>>146910340
No you're way wrong. That was one of the better ones. Worst episode was probably the clip show.

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>>146893040
>what the fuck have I signed up for...

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>>146886020

Both of you dance like you want to win!

Man I fucking love that piece.

>>146906104
Kill yourself and do it painfully

Hey did you guys watch this on VHS, DVD or Blue Rei?

>>146907011
>>146906966

Cockmuncher

>>146888806
>Frankly I doubt Shinji would, which is why that scene annoys me.
You have to remember, he didn't go in there to jack off, he exposed her breasts on accident and his pubescent mind exploded.

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>>146898680
>In that regard he is best girl.
In that case don't you mean Shinji is the best girl?

>>146901628
Where is this from? I'm guessing E-rated because of obvious reasons.

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>>146915159
Oh not at all. For the first fifty chapters or so, there was no nudity, but once the floodgates opened, it's pretty frequent.

http://mangalife.me/read-online/NeonGenesisEvangelionTheShinjiIkariRaisingProject

>>146914890
He saw her tits at least 3 times before that.

>>146914700

> hurr durr I have no factual counterargument and have to resort to fallacies, thereby conceding the debate

>>146908493
>but there was nothing she could do.

Not calling him stupid and repeatedly physically assaulting him would've been a good start