Monster Musume

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>Lala

>>146815131
Head in cabinet where it belongs

Are any of the girls not capable of smell? My shits are absolutely horrid and I feel like any good nosed female would leave the second I dropped a log.

Like, it's so bad sometimes I go outside in the yard to shit if I have guests coming over because I don't want the house to smell

>>146815131
The Dullahan is not for bullying

>>146815096
Human girls give blowjobs you pansy.

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Update from the Miiafag on /jp/

>>146816472
Most people aren't mouthbreathers either. Sticking your dick in her gills would be like sticking it in your nose

>>146815131
>Perfection

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A rich Tanuki wants to tote you around as her trophy husband. She doesn't seem particularly in love with you, but she promises she'll make your life comfortable and, when the mood strikes her, she'll jump your bone. Do you accept?

>>146817229
Why not?

>>146817267
I just wanted to gauge how much of a whore you are, Anon. I'd be a huge whore for a rich monstergirl too.

>>146815358
You really need to sort your diet out.

>>146817229
I'd probably say yes and be horribly depressed at some point in my life because I don't have any real intimate relationships.
Oh wait, that time is now. It would be a straight upgrade.

>>146817229
>dont know what Tanuki is
>google it

Is this some kinda trap?

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>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

>>146817397
I certainly hope so.

>>146817229

So how big are her balls?

>>146815358
First up anon, get a fucking fan or something. Second fix your diet and get an allergy test, then stop eating things you are allergic to.

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>>146817397
Racoon-dog, yeah they're typically portrayed as male with huge balls, but thanks to the magic of monstergirls, female, ball-less versions have been made.

>>146817413

She seems pretty low maintenance. Her blood is like 90% coffee and she subsists off of junk food.

>>146817229
So basically what your saying is I can be NEET, but still have lots of money to spend. And to top it off, we fuck now and then.

Please explain to me the downsides. As for the romance part none of us here have any chance of that ever happening anyway so it's hardly a sacrifice

>>146817479
Ok, I'll take some of that then.

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This is why Papi doesn't wear stupid underwear!

>>146815358
Well Zombina is a rotting corpse, I doubt her sniffer is very sensitive anymore

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>best fuzz

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>>146815947
>take a shower
>come back
>mfw your post + thread is ded
You win this round, Doppelfriend, but I will live on

>>146817586
Is Spooder fuzz the same as Kobold fuzz? Or is it a different category?

>>146817646
a spiders hair will fall out if you stroke it.

>>146817501
This. No one wants to be romantic with me anyway. I can have all of my physical needs met, and all I have to do is go with her to shit every now and then and be a "trophy"? Shit, would take it in a heartbeat. Also get to keep learning and growing while getting a little tail every now and then.

>>146817471
>>146817349
There's nothing wrong with my diet, I eat plenty healthy. At minimum I have a chunk of garlic every day, so my vegetable intake is ok. And for lunch and dinner I typically have fast food

And I do have a fan, but the blades broke off when when I stuck a popsicle into it

>>146817719
Do you subsist off of Good Boy Points?

>>146817760
No I have a job, I'm not a worthless NEET

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>>146817700
>>146817646
Crab said they'd be itchy like real tarantula hairs, but you'd get used to them after a while.
But I'd willingly have some rashes for this beautiful girl

>>146817719
>There's nothing wrong with my diet, I eat plenty healthy.
>At minimum I have a chunk of garlic every day, so my vegetable intake is ok. And for lunch and dinner I typically have fast food
So you don't know what a good diet looks like, got it.

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>>146817719
>There's nothing wrong with my diet, I eat plenty healthy.
>And for lunch and dinner I typically have fast food
Pretty good

>>146817792
Oh god I hope you don't work in an office or something. Go see a doctor, just a casual visit, see if there's anything they can recommend, but I'd start by saying stop eating MickeyDs every day

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>>146817719
>There's nothing wrong with my diet

>>146817858
McDonald's is gross and bad for you. I typically eat at Burger King, Taco Bell and KFC. Much healthier

>>146817801
>every now and then you give her a little pet, even though it stings a bit
>she starts to feel softer and she doesn't realise it
>full on hug her leg one day

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>>146817413
>Humans
Ren > Smith

>>146817896
Bruv there's literally no helping you is there. I think you have a dietary issue. You either need to consult a doctor or just change your diet. Are you at least active?

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I want to marry this snake.

>>146817801
You get used to them or go into anaphylactic shock. Willing to roll the dice on that one?

>>146817901
>she's flustered
>like really flustered
>from then on she's a lot more gentle and affrctionate with you

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>>146817719

>>146818063
I'd do it. And then after that, she'd totally be game for hard-working.

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>>146815131

>>146817950
Of course, construction work leaves little time for rest

>>146818062
>implying I wouldn't risk my health for my waifu
Who do you take me for, some kind of faggot?

>>146818166
By your taste in waifus. yes.

>>146818152
Oh man, builders breakfasts. Nice.

Still think you should ask a doctor and maybe do meal prep with stuff you know isn't gonna turn you into a walking mustard gas silo.

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>"Anon my body is stiff, will you give me a full body massage?"

>>146818243
Hell no you disgusting rotting piece of shit.

>>146818241
Yea, maybe I will have a chat with the doctor, there's no reason is should be this consistently bad, especially since I eat healthy

>>146818259
how would you feel if she gave you one of her boobs?

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>>146818243
Of course

>>146818285
Like vomiting all over the place.

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>>146818243
>everyday you have to massage the boobs because they retain a fair amount of blood.

Good lord she has such good shape.

>>146818166
>Willing to risk his health for his waifu
Nope I call you a man among men. Accepting her faults with her strengths is true devotion.

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>>146818317
good man

>>146818218
Taste isn't the issue here. Would you have a waifu that could hurt you? Would you make sacrifices for her?

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We stare because we care.~

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>>146818360
Better, I'd expect her to hurt me, often.

>>146818415
Yes Manako needs to be treated like Mike Wazowski

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>>146818360
yes I absolutely would pic related
however cuddle spooder is uncomfortable

>>146818243
>time to oil up

>late for work every morning because have to massage zombie gf so she can get up
Worth it.

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>>146818290
>>146818326
>>146818471
Bina Friends!

Also somebody needs to post Zombie Butt.

>>146818545
It doesn't even belong to her

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>>146818360
Waifu who could, but knows how not to, gives the heart a boner.
Sacrfices; pretty much whatever is needed.

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>>146818545
We need to be careful, or binahaters will attack us again.

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>>146818471
>Have to massage Zombina every morning
>She feels bad making you late for work
>Starts doing tai-chi in secret to limber up
>You come in to wake her up and she's already up
>She sees the slight disappointment on your face.
>The next morning she claims she "forgot" to stretch

Why must we suffer in this shit universe?

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>>146818545
Crab really put in some effort to give her an amazing figure despite competing with death, and other incredibly desirable girls.

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>>146818631 Let them shit, we all know who best girl is.
>>146818654 I would be extremely disappointed if she started doing that. I'd love to massage her body every morning just to see her smile.

>>146818631
Its too late. You guys have become a bi-threadly tidal movement at this point.

>>146818683
yes sleep next to the corpse I hope you enjoy the smell

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Would Miia like it rough or soft?
Would she be more of a romantic handholding and passionate kissing lover or choke her until can barely breath and take command kind of lover?
Would she like being cummed inside and you saying "Have my children, let's get married" or what?

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>>146816357
Best girls.

>>146818717
snek is a gentle lover

>>146818545
I would but I'm on mobile. I love all the girls really, but I do have favourite MG species in general.

>>146818654
>doing taichi in secret
>you walk in on Bins, Cici and Polt in your spare room

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>>146818710
She smells delicious. Formaldehyde smells sweet to me. I'd roll over and snuggle into her with my nose directly in her arm pit.

>>146818739
She breaks bones, son

>>146818739
I imagine it'd be both.
She'd start out loving you nice and slow but once you flip her switch she's going to want you to pound her hard. There's also no way she'll let you pull out. The tail is going to keep you locked in.

Enjoy your sneklets.

>>146818760
accidentally, she's just so passionate

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>>146818717
Soft snex, but can and will go rough when the mood is right.

>>146818790
and therefore not a gentle lover.

>>146818771
I want sneklets....

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>>146818748

>>146818243
>Massaging Bina
>Use the opportunity to tease her
>Start running her in her most sensitive places
>When she's nice and limber have some rough zombie sex

>>146818545
I need moar zombie butts in my life.

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>>146818758
>formaldehyde smells like pickles
Sign me the fuck up, she was already best girl, but this adds a whole new level of best. I'll happily drink a glass of pickle juice as is, so it's the best of both worlds

>>146818817
>>146818771
it depends on who takes the initiative

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>>146818821
I want to be drowned in hugs by my snek daughters when I come home from work.

>>146818841
Rubbing, I meant. Fucking autocorrect.

>>146818867
Far too slutty to be a seal. Seals are pure.

>>146818880
I love my Snek daughters

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Has Snek have her first kiss?

>>146818930
nope not yet she's saving it for Darling

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>>146818850
I fucking love pickles!

>>146818290
>find Zombina in need of massage
>massage her face and neck so she can talk normal
>tell her she has to beg you to massage the rest of her
>obviously she gets mad but her tone changes as you get close to the door since she knows there is no other option
>she begs just how you want her to and you massage her
>then she kicks your ass for taking advantage of her

>>146818978
Bina is a pickle

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>>146819049
I'd enjoy getting my ass kicked, because she'd feel sorry for kicking your ass and repay you with bina sex.

>>146819051 She's my pickle

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>>146819049
>then she kicks your ass for taking advantage of her
>implying the walking pickle won't just have rough tomboy sex
I mean she can kick my ass, sure, but I think she'd much prefer dominating me in bed

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After recent studies and questionnaires, I have concluded Snek is best girl.
1. She loves her man. (Loyal)
2. She wants to be better for her man.
3. She's pure.
4. She's cute. (This is honestly subjective since all of the girls are cute in some sort of way)
5. Her body is the easiest to deal with and has the most pros. i.e Tail locks are cute and sexy (but deadly), she's not furry and mlp bait, etc.
6. Despite her flaws she continues to try to get better. (This ties back to statement #2)

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>>146819149
she's the best

>>146819122
>Rough tomboy sex
The best kind of sex.

>>146819149
No you just found your personal best girl.

>>146818930
I'll give her her first kiss.

>>146819118
>Pickle is becoming a pet name for Bina

I an laffin.

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>>146818243
>>146818326
>>146818471
>>146818654
>>146818841
>>146819049

Anons, stop. I can't handle this anymore!

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>>146819199
no she's the best objectively

>>146819180
I prefer

>Rough and tumble tomboy who turns into an embarrassed submissive girly girl in bed.

Even better if you make her wear cute underwear for you.

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>>146819205
If I'm bored enough tomorrow I'll make a pickle bina edit ;^)

Do you think she tastes like pickles too?
I'd love a taste of her pickle juice, if you catch my drift

>>146819205
I'm not into Bina but I'm ok with calling her pickle now.

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>>146819212

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>All this pickle talk.
There are sweet pickles too.

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>>146819283
I'm sure she'd taste some good.

>>146819212 "Sugah, you need a helping hand?"

>>146819149
Snake blowjobs

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>>146818867
>>146818895
Seals are supposed to get clobbered.
With my dick.

>>146819283
>the MON squad become famous and start getting into advertising
>Tio does a commercial for Dunkin Donuts in a gigantic donut costume
>Bina does a pickle advert in a pickle costume

>>146819345
would she use her fangs?

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>>146819361
> Pickle Sales sky rocket while coffee sales plumit. Zfw she finds out.

>>146819382
If you asked her to. She's sensitive about hurting her lover.

>>146819333
No, thanks. I'll back in 10 minutes.

>>146819361
Manako shills the hardest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcH-3d-BZn4

>>146819345
You know, now that you mention it we really only know about snek tongues. Despite being a major turn on area Crab doesn't go into detail about the other girls tongues.

I wonder how Polt would react to peanut butter on your dick

>>146819404
It's the perfect mixture of danger and eroticism!

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Ultimate Stranger Danger is when Zombina forgets her hand, and you use it to masturbate with.

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>>146819333
>On a date with Bina
>Tell her you have to go to the bathroom really quick
>"Oooh, did I turn you on that much?"
>"Here catch!"
>She tosses you her hand "this'll help you out"
>She licks it off when you give it back.

WEWLADS.

>>146819506
stop trying to make me like Bina
It's working

>>146819506
>>146819527
Hand mind.

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>>146819459
>Miia will never give you a blowjob while threatening if you cum too soon she'll bite down.

>>146819453
Other than perhaps being longer than average, none of the main girls have any tongue related features.
Liz and Draco are the same as Miia most likely.
but I really cant think of any other girls that would have noteworthy tongues.

>>146819527
>actually only had to go take a shit
>but now that Bina put all those lewd ideas in your mind now you gotta jerk it too

Thanks a lot slut

>>146816835
I thought there was a different one made after that one they were going with

>>146819569
I think Polt might. Maybe a little bigger than normal. Not snek sized though.

Though Draco giving an embarrassed angry long tongue blowjob is hot as fuck.

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>>146819506
>>146819527
>>146819598

We're all Kira now.
Now I know thy I like him so much

>>146819619
>give Polt a glass of water
>she struggles to lap it out of the narrow glass

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Bina is the best girl.

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>>146819563
Maybe, in my dreams

>>146819638
That's actually pretty adorable.

>>146819641
do those holes heal?
or
do they have to get here a torso replacement?

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Huh, decided to watch Steins;Gate, and after literally 1:30 in the guy says El Psy Congroo.

So that happened.

>>146819744
She's dead Jim, she doesn't heal anymore.
She has stitches all over her body because she's a raggedy zombie that's been put together over and over again a la Humpty Dumpty.

>>146819809
should we put her down?

>>146819804
Yeah anon... That's what monmusu is referencing...

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>>146819744
She gets new skin graphed on. Thats why she is covered in stitches, which you can restitch with hearts.

>>146819886
Imagine the medical bills...she's reckless too

>>146819966
She sends herself to a medical school as a cadaver, let's students patch her up, then leaps off the table cackling as she runs away.

>>146819275
I prefer my Tomboys on top and in charge.

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>>146820005
spooky

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>>146820005
Thats actually kinda funny

>>146820060
>>146820005
Bina seems like a pretty cool bro

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We can all assume that Bina aka Pickles is best girl?

>>146820098
Honestly, most of them seem like pretty cool people to hang out with. Polt, Zombina, and Doppel if she keeps the pranks to a minimum

>>146820124
Doppel would be kind of annoying and Tio seems nice I'd go shopping with her if she carried me

>>146820200
Manako also, if she doesn't cry too much about her eye.

>>146820239
I would make lunch for manako. We would go picnicking somewhere quiet.

>>146817229
Sounds better than most marriages.

>>146820124
They'd all be fun to spend time with. I'd like to hang out with Tio since I have a major sweet tooth so we could try loads of desserts together also she's a major qt

Zombina could teach me about guns and we could play video games together and maybe hold hands

But my number one candidate is Lala.

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>Thread is pretty much a Mero edition
>Barely any Mero in the thread because nobody has a strong affinity for her
How tragic.

>>146815131
>>146816185
She was made for bullying
Withhugs, kisses and hand-holding

>>146820332
>Binafags so cancerous the site had to shut down for a bit

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>>146820124
I'd like to hang out with Polt. We'd workout together, I'd help her with lifting she'd help me with cardio. I'd bike alongside her while she does her marathon, then we'd get yakiniku for dinner. After that we'd head home to snuggle up on the couch and watch a movie or play some vidya. She'd curl up on my lap and I'd give her plenty of pets and scratch behind her ears...

Aaand I just made myself sad again.

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>>146820597
That's so salty, m8.

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Would you a yeti for comfy winter nights?

>>146820653
Would Polt be into video games?

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Uncle shows off

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Dad is shocked

>>146820725
Wii fit

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Dad opinionates

>>146820725
She'd find them boring at first but then you'd introduce her to Track & Field and that would get her hooked.

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Uncle is offended

>>146820725
Maybe? She seems pretty competitive so I bet she'd like easy going stuff like Mario Kart and Wii fit. She also seems like the kind of girl who gets excited watching you play.

>>146820836
wait until virtual reality, just think

VIRTUAL FRISBEE

>>146820860
Dents in all your walls.

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>>146820332
Horse is strangely absent too.

>>146820856
>She also seems like the kind of girl who gets excited watching you play.
I bet she has a lot of fun watching you play games something akin to Legend of Zelda

>>146820972
>Cerea watched you play Dark Souls and criticises all your choices

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>>146820972
I can imagine her glancing back and forth from you to the screen and grabbing your arm during boss fights, tail wagging like crazy. Giving you a big hug when you win or lowly growling lowly at the enemies.

And I made myself sad again... again.
I can't take it brahs.

>>146817479

Replaced with enormous beef flaps.

>>146821167
She thinks it's all really happening. You die in an FPS and she gets upset but then you just respawn.

>>146821325
I mean she's not dumb, she just seems excitable. She runs a shit ton of businesses, I'd like to be the one who can help her unwind. She gets lonely too so I want to be the one there for her unconditionally. Fuck I need to stop typing this shit.

>>146821245

I could use a pair of earmuffs.

>>146821395
>you invite friends over to watch esports
>she knows the least of everyone in the room but cheers the loudest
>"what's a frag, Anon?"
>"what's a split push?"
>"Is this Call of Duty?"

>>146821395
Hahaha I like it, it makes me sad too, but its a different type of sadness.

Lets be sad together bro and just enjoy what we have with our imaginations.

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>>146821155
>Equip the Onion Armor
>"That armor is too impractical, who would wear that?"

>>146821514
>get hit
>"Should've rolled, anon."

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>>146821484
Help.
Help my heart. I can't take this.

You know she'd pick it up really fast though. Next time you watch together she'd be basically an analyst.

>Wow Polt you learned the game really fast!
>Well...you said you liked it...I wanted to like it with you.

Halp.

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>>146821578
>She would try things you like just to spend time with you

Okay now this sadness is real sadness and its hurting my heart, you can stop now, but please dont

>>146821514
>"that armour is impractical!"
>she watches silently as every attack pings off of it with absolutely no damage to the wearer
>"what fresh hell is this"

>>146821578
Polt would be competitive but sporting. No trash talk, but vocal, all nice things. Even if she beats you, she wants you to improve.

>>146821651
>She wants to play online competitive with people around the world
>you'll never dissuade her from doing it

I don't think she'd take trashtalking very well.

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>>146821615
>Hey Anon I bought that new RPG you were talking about "Dragons Dogma" let's play together!
>O-oh it's single player... I didn't notice
>It's ok you can play! I'll just watch you
>Name your main pawn after her.
>Make sure she never takes damage
>Polt's tail wags at speeds previously unknown.

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>>146821509
She is quite neat.

>>146821725
She'd respond with just like "that's not very nice at all!" and shrug it off

In team games, she's a strong leader, always barking orders but not in a nasty way.

I'd AWP for Polt.

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>>146821733
Fucker, Dragons Dogma is my favorite RPG, you know what you're doing to play with my heart.

You scum, you fucking devil, you heartbreaking son of a bitch I love you

>>146821733
>>146821805
I really need to play DDDA more, I picked it up in the Steam sale and just haven't sat down with it yet. I'm so bad at it and new games scare me.

>>146820956
Spider and slime too
Do you have the rest of these?

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>>146821805
>Polt sprains her ankle so she's stuck bored at home
>Set her up with Minecraft to kill time
>Show her the basics and how to craft
>Ok Polt let me know if you need anything, I'll come over again tomorrow to check up on you ok?
>Next day at her house you knock in the door but it's unlocked
>Worried, you head up to Polts bedroom
>She's asleep on the keyboard it looks like she was up all night.
>Minecraft is still open and you can see what she built.
>Huge intricate mines and shops, basically a mini city.
>You walk up to the biggest house
>The sign our front reads: Polt and Anon's house <3
>She's fast asleep with a little smile on her face.

I'm sorry for writing this

>>146821733
I need Polt in my life

>>146822101
You should apologise. Why? because now I'm having chest pains

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>>146820717
her or a pan faun

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>>146822101
I don't like Minecraft but, this is nice.

>>146822101
Can you make this awful pain go away?
I dont want to feel like this
>Polt would

I want to play Dark Souls with Lala

>>146822188
>she's initially sort of uninterested, finds games trivial
>you find the Scythe

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>>146822149
>tfw love this sheep but hate wool clothing

>>146822225
>Finds the dark sword and dark wraith armor.

>>146822225
Please stop it

>>146822282
I'm betting she'd stick with a Scythe. Dark Wraith armor is definitely a go though, yeah.

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>>146822254
>tfw my favorite blanket was my grandads old wool army blanket.
That makes sheep even better

>>146822304
I love Lala but I will not allow her to be a filthy DEX user

>>146822101
>>146821733
>>146821578
>>146821167
TTF delivering tactical feels bombs straight into the heart of every Poltfag

>You'll never have a quirky monster girlfriend to spend time and have fun with
Why live?

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>>146822369
>He doesn't love his waifu enough to let them just enjoy their own vidya games
Shamefur dispray.

>>146822423
Huh? That was TTF?

>>146822443
It won't happen but I'm keeping my fingers crossed just in case it does. The government has to declassify all the Intel they have on monsters some day.

>>146822495
I assumed so from the use of "brah".
I guess they might not all be him though.

>>146822627
huh, i figure it would be really late for him.

That was nice of him though, i guess he still knows Poltfags desires, instead of digging the needle in further. These stories still give me chest pains though

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I'm going to marry Draco!
Has nayaa said anything about how close he is to finishing his doujin?

>>146822738
nah it's only 9:50pm. Also I was TRYING to stay somewhat anon, guess my writing style gave it away. I know Poltfags desires because they are my desires too brah. Also solid taste in vidya with Dragon's (Dog)ma I need to play more Dark Arisen

>>146822101
>you knock in the door but it's unlocked
Shouldn't you check if it's locked before knocking it in?

>>146822739
>I'm going to marry Draco!
You aren't scaly or feminine enough for her.

>Play Overwatch with Lala
>She mains Reaper
>Come home one day and catch her spinning in circles with a pair of nerf guns and a cheap Halloween skull mask while quoting him
>She turns a shade of red you never knew existed

>>146822423
I'll just blame my dinner cholesterol for these chest pains. Ohai, Ms Smurf.

>>146823037
It's fine, she's wearing the skull mask. We'll never see her shame.

>>146823037
I would drop my bags and immediately pull out the best Winston impression I can manage and just pounce at her.

>>146823037
Holy shit that's adorable.

>>146823037
You're forgetting the part where she trips as she notices you causing her head to pop off.

>>146822938
Haha no problem bro, the digging the needle thing was honestly a jab that i hope you don't take seriously. I use to play the game a fuck ton, but sadly got stolen from me after a break in. Haven't gotten it on PC but i've been looking forward to it for a while now.

>>146822739
Make sure your country allows gay marriage

>>146822938
Word of advice, dont use Brah too much.

>>146823428
Yeah It's a habit. I barely realize I'm using it anymore honestly.

>>146823550
I disagree with him. Expand on it, start using bruh, bruv, brudda, etc.

>>146823652
Bruv is a good word, don't lump it in with brah

>>146823717
My go to words are "Bruh" "Brah" "Mang" "Bros"
It's from being at the gym too much honestly.

>>146823769
As long as you dont say Brohem seriously like a tool, you're fine.

>>146823037
Cute! I could see her doing this.
Also her head fall off when she spins oo fast.

>>146823812
It's all half joking at this point, part of my Chad/Normie disguise.

>>146823840
I guess the disguise is slowly becoming your identity

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>you will never lift to become strong enough to carry Tio like a princess on your wedding day

>>146823982
She'd love you for trying, before lifting you up and carrying you over the threshold.

>>146823936
Nah, I may look like a Chad but in my chest beats the heart of a weeb.

>>146816854
pretty sure it's more like sticking it in her lungs.

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>>146823982
>Princess carrying Tio
FOOL!
You sit on her shoulders and use her horn to steer her to the bedroom

>>146824056
the Manlet's preferred method of steering.

>>146824021
You look like a Chadlet.

>>146823829
Crap, I can't upload pics

>>146823982

>You will never colonize the moon so you have a place where the gravity is low enough to carry your Gigantes wife over the threshold

>>146824056
Her horn is very sensitive, that would be somewhat distracting.

>>146824056
She would carry me places, but I want her to have some fun too, and carry her sometimes.

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How can one newt be so cewt?

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>>146824269
>>146823982
Ogre-Newt hybrids when?

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>>146824197
You're not wrong...
I'll just keep doing it her though... brah

>>146823982
>you can never lift to become strong enough to carry Cerea like a princess on your wedding day

>>146824343

>Rachnera sets you up a system of pulleys

>>146824318
>muscles

I wish Crabman could draw muscle

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>>146824403
He did it right on a few panels, tho.

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>>146824340
We're all doing it for our waifus

It'll make the ending that much sweeter for us.

>>146824444
Just for Cathyl. Which is fine, I just think Tio would absolutely be a muscular build but she isn't.

>>146824209
I don't think the moon has low enough gravity for you to carry your gigantes waifu. you would have go to a far smaller body. around 35 metric ton range for a 12 meter tall gigantes would still crush just a well even at 1/6 gravity of earth that the moon This 35 metric ton figure is based of a the 3 meter tall 540kg gigantopithecus. If you change the height by a factor of 2 assuming constant proportions and constant density.you would have increase mass by a factor of 2 cubed in this mass would become a function of volume.

>>146824689
Funny, I'm getting just under 15 tons(14770kg), extrapolating from 150cm/50kg to 999cm.

>>146824689

>You will never colonize one of Mars' moons so you have a place where the gravity is low enough to carry your Gigantes wife over the threshold

Better?

>>146824240
All the better, it's not like you actually have to make it to the bedroom.

>>146820325

I would love to stay ond bed all day watching chinese cartoons hugged with lala under the blankets

>>146824939
I would put her head somewhere where she can happily watch cartoons while i hold her hand.

>>146824785
Why are you using 50kg as your base weight? I am using a fossil estimated mate as a base because it would be the best fit for the type of sizes we are dealing with.

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>you will never hold hands with your favorite girl
It's not fair.

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>Government approves of interspecies bill
>But there's a catch, we must relocate along with the students to experiment on living in different bioms
What would you hope your would be /a/? I'm hoping for an underwater house.

>>146825028
I'm extrapolating from an average human female. It would be more accurate than trying to calculate from an ape about whom almost all measurements are speculative.

>>146822101
>Polt buys another RPG game for you to play together
>Its one of those new persona games
>Growls everytime you're building up social links with any of the female cast.

>>146825219
I live in England. Anything would be exciting but I'd definitely be complaining the entire time.

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>>146825092
>It's literally impossible to hold hands with your favorite girl
Not fair at all.

>>146825454
>Meet Chie in game
>Polt looks at you intently
>Demands you max her social link
>Starts practicing Karate and rent kung-fu movies for you two to watch together.
>Buys a green jacket and spats

>tfw Polt will never cosplay Chie for you in bed

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>>146824444
Beefy Quads

>>146825606
Chie is best girl, along with Naoto.

>>146825606
>tfw used to be close with a 10/10 qt Chie cosplayer but fell out of contact with them

>>146825661
Poltfags are likely to be big tomboy fans to some extent. It makes sense that Chie would be our main choice. Bina fans too.

>>146825556
She has some kind of thumb and "hands"

>>146825290
>I would disagree with that assessment in that she would have a higher muscle to fat than what would be considered to be an average human female. It comes down to the fact that gigantes is not a human female and if you did manage to scale a human female to gigantes size, she would not be able to even walk let alone stand because of how weak her muscles would be at that size regime. A gigantes would have to have muscles that worked fundamentally differently in how they would attach to the skeletal system. A gigantes body would not be built in the same way as a human female. The speculated gigantopithecus is the closest we got to calculating any humanoid in this size regime.

>>146825661
Fuck yeah, Tomboys

Its why i like Zombina so much as well, she's a close second to Polt.

>>146825661
>>146825698
>>146825789
This is all fine.

>>146825789
Tomboys?
Tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for

>>146825858
Goddamnit.
I know this whole thing. The whole fucking thing by heart.

I still read it every time.

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>tfw no socially awkward Dullahan to keep me company in the hospital

>>146823982
But she will
Why live without her

>>146825858
>>146825881
Its new to me

I love it though

>>146822455
>>146821775
>>146820956
>>146820332
Whats the deal with these things? They are neat, but for what purpose?

Who's the curviest girl?

>>146826007
Lala or Ms. Smith

>>146823037
>come home still dressed up from cowboy action shooting

Good heavens look at the time.

>>146825909
Hope you get well soon friend.

>>146826007
Is Miia. Whole body is curve.

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>>146820332
Hey I wasnt here. I have things to do in my life.

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>>146825988

Someone drew them because they can.

>>146825945
You're welcome
That's the first thing I have ever contributed to 4chan that other people have liked enough to save and repost. I'm actually kind of proud of it

>>146826038
Miia would be best as demonstrating trigonometric sine and cosine functions. Doppel can do Tangent, Cotangent, Secant, and Cosecant.

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>>146826007
Lala. She has the most feminine body.

>>146825858
>>146825858
My heart please somebody end this

>>146826076
Nicely done, it explains everything why i love Tomboys so much

Figure i'd knew it already, being a longtime lurker in the threads.

>>146826059
You have a source for them? so I can find the others?

>>146826141
But has the most Chuuniest mind.

>>146826141
I've been joking about this for like a year, I am beyond jealous of this.

>>146826134
Literally too stupid to understand what you're saying.

>>146826179

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58823432

>>146826076
Congrats. You did something with your pathetic life. You created another fucking copypasta.

>>146826059
Would in be kinky to see an image of Draco in a naughty Nun uniform.

>>146826190
Well her head and body are two separate beings.

>>146825881
Where is that from?

>>146826202
Did you take Trigonometry in high school?

>Not visited /a/ in months
>Come back and see our thread is alive and well.

This filled me with joy.

>>146826290
>tfw I didn't go further than some pre geometry shit

USA

USA

USA

>>146826290
I actually was alright at Maths I just forgot everything after dropping out of sixth form. I might do a statistics course.

>>146826316

Short of a mad mod or /ag/, there's no stopping us now.

>>146826203
thanks.

>>146826316
Please tell me you're not a Poltfag otherwise we're going to have ANOTHER 3 threads derailed.

>>146826076
See
>>146826272

This anon put it together, it shows up in Tomo threads and other tomboy related threads.

>>146826380
I think even those guys got over it, dont really think we should worry.

>>146825775
2D/3D, etc. My numbers would probably be closer to what Crabman would put out, from past precedent(see Rachnera)

>>146826487

Crabman would probably say a Gigantes weighs 2 tons.

>>146826469
Sounds like they're mostly over it. Mero is going to have a field day when the time comes though.

>>146826569
>>146826380
What happened with Polt?

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>>146826469
Not to jump to a sore topic, but when i first heard of it i didn't see it as a huge deal, it was a shock at first yeah but that went away quickly, and im a Poltfag

>>146826569
Waifu's are serious business I guess.

All the girls are less than 90 degrees.

>>146826487
Sad thing, you would be probably correct on that front. My figures are just a rough estimate based on what we know about beings in that size regime.

>>146826633
Oh here we go