Monster Musume

>>146795399
Have her cry in my coffee mug

>>146795399
Refuse to eat it and call Smith to take her away.

>>146795399

Go out for a ride on a superior girl.

>>146795399

Tell her that her food is almost as shitty as herself and kick her out of the house

>>146795399
Sell it to the department of defense as a wmd.

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>>146795399
My cooking isn't the best either, so I'll probably eat half of it, then insist I'm too full to eat the rest
I can't make my cute snek cry, after all.

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>>146795399

Annoy Tio so she punches me in the head, thus I can get around eating it and probably get snek head in hospital.

>>146795399
>dump toxic slop into the garbage right in front of her face
>phone up a better girl to hang out with while she is crying

Eat it and get her deported for poisoning me
I am willing to be a martyr to purge the world of dangerous monsters

>>146795640
And then you die

>>146795399
Remind her how awful she is and that her cooking will kill me, then go hang with Cerea.

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>>146795711
>>146795716
My niggas.

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>this many snek haters
Don't make her cry, anons.
She worked hard on this meal.
And costs money
You wouldn't want money to go to wasted, would you?

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Tell Miia I dont want it then take Lala to a nice restaurant where she'll become embarrassed by the romantic atmosphere.

>>146795399
Eat it with the happiest face I can possible put on while eating something like that because I'd do anything to please my waifu

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>>146795805
>then go hang with Cerea
Anon, is she all human?

>>146795951
that meal isn't even fit for a horse.

>>146795951

It won't be wasted money if she eats the whole thing.

>>146795951

I am not a snake hater, I am a snake bullier

>>146795951
Don't worry Snekbro. They're just oblivious to Miia's purity.

>>146795968

And trust me, horse pussy deserve no more than pure shit to eat, so it gives you an idea of how bad miia cooking is,

>>146795399
Try it, and when it's garbage, tell her honestly that it's pretty terrible.

Making food isn't rocket science, and relationships aren't built on lying to make the other person feel better.

>>146796022

>Sent to kidnap and rape innocent man
>Pure

>Cerea will never be deported and Oct will never replace her in the harem

>>146795951
>Implying we're Lamias hater
I should be the one doing the cooking. Not her. Especially the fact she has a 1/64 taste buds. She's the one wasting my money with her shitty cooking skill.

>>146795399
Smell it a bit, ask her what did she use in the ingredients, taste it just a liiitle bit (if it hasn't poison) and make her taste a little bit too. Then tell her what she did wrong and how to do it next time for darling.
And then, after all that, take my waifu to a restaurant, while Miia keeps practicing in the house.

>>146796132
Why not deport both Rachnera, Cerea, and Miia?

>polt gets rabies
>have to put her down yourself

Snake and Monoeye are the best girls.

>>146796094
But she didn't because she's pure.

>>146796276
Delet this

>>146796132

>Cerea will never be deported
>The manga will never become about Cerea and Darling's married life in ponyville while the other girls are left to rot back in Japan

>>146795399
I'd do it for wiggly snake ears

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>>146796276
>Putting down Polt for having rabies

>>146796132
Good. Who cares about Oct?

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taking requests

I'll draw a commission for whomever can guess the band I listen to the most while I draw

>>146796276
>she has rabies
>you take her out back
>as you raise your shotgun her face goes back to the cute way it used to be
>"I love you TT....
>before she can finish you have already decorated the grass with the insides of her head

>>146796189
>having this perfect of a personality
Hello TTF

>>146796279
Miia = Manako = Zombina > Everyone else

>>146796545
nah, not him tho
if I were TTF I'd say something like going to the gym with my waifu or something like that

>>146796505
>about to request some art of Kiira
>remember which drawfag it is

Pls imperium. Why do you hate bee?

>>146796276
>tfw terrible shot
>would probably suffer if I did it since I wouldn't get it on the first one

>>146796505
Is it Queen?

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I'm going to marry Draco!

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>>146796642
I like moth though

>>146796771
Considering what a faggot imperium is, that's probably right

>>146796505
Country Bear Jamboree?

>>146796505
Queen getting gangbanged by drones

>>146796857
You want to fucking fight or something? Freddy is the og nigga.

>>146796505
Kino sitting on a Log with Kii chatting

>>146795399
start to cut my arm open with a letter opener looking at her with tears in my eyes. Screaming "This is what you do to me!"

>>146796854
True, moths are cute. But I was supposed to put it in /Jp/'s monster girl thread because I thought it was a drawfag there. It's sort of out of place here.

>>146795399
I eat it
Then I proceed to make food of these snek haters/bullies/whatever for waifu

>>146795399
The best thing with spider is, bondage stuff aside, she's an actual fucking homemaker so she knows how to cook and shit.

Like fuck the monster shit, I'll take the legitimately good wife who has the added benefit of having rocking great tits and also bondage stuff.

>>146797201
you sound like a dudebro

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>>146797092

Ask for the monmusu moth instead then.

How about Actia shitposting furiously?

>>146797025
Queen sucks an is only enjoyed by 14 year olds and retards. Kill yourself

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I need to have sex with Horse pussy.

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Which girls are pure, I'll start
>species (the sheep) is literally a symbol of purity

>>146797217

Watch out anon, the normies are gonna get you

>>146797050
the fuck?

lala /thighs/

>>146797281

I need to exchange wedding vows with Horse pussy.

>>146797271
>only enjoyed by 14 year olds and retards

It's not death grips or hip hop anon. Queen is a master piece mix between rock and a pinch of opera. You'd be a faggot not to like it.

Mods pls delete, I'm going off topic but it don't really care.

>>146797217
I'm going to be the biggest spider-fucking Chad you've ever seen, nerd.

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>>146796819
Sorry Anon, but Orcs want her more.

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>>146797230
>literally best butt

It's real moth posting hours.

>>146797285
Merino is for pure winter cuddles.

>>146797092
>/Jp/'s monster girl thread
huh I did not know about this

>>146796505
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters?

>>146797285

Merino works on a farm. She's probably seen how babies are made, and hence is impure.

>>146797418
>MUH ROCK OPERA
No really. Kill yourself. The world would be better off without your shit taste

>>146797525
Don't go there.

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>>146797271

>>146797610
More like has an enlightened sense of purity with the knowledge to save herself for the one she loves.

>>146797418
>waaaaah, he doesn't like the same shitty music as I do! mods pls ban opinions I don't like!
Could you be any more of a retarded faggot piece of shit?

>>146797610
how would she react if a man spurn her advance and then immidtly goes and fucks and actual sheep?

>>146795399
I've eaten worse stuff before. At some points during a certain crisis I ended up eating paper or bugs.

I don't complain about food given to me. Just don't fucking waste it.

>>146797766

Tie a clip around his ballsack and wait for them to fall off.

>>146797686

why does cat like burg

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>>146797285
Yukio and then Merino are the purest girls in the outskirts group
Manako is the purest in MON
Lala is the purest in the main harem
>>146797376
can't have enough

>>146797838
Not even catgirls can resist freedom.

>>146797765
I was refer to deleting my own posts and his you fucking spastic. They're both off topic.

>>146797888
>Lala is the purest in the main harem
>purest
Comes for every one in the end.

>>146797888

>Manako
>Purer than Tio

No.

>>146795399
Call an ambulance beforehand, tell her that I'll try to help her next time, lose consciousness after a few bites because you dont' want to waste food.

>>146797988
you haven't seen Tio's face when something lewd happens anon.

>>146797838
Show me a single living thing that does not like burg
You cannot do it

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>>146797988
she knew very well what implies a naked girl wanting to hug a naked guy who's visibly arroused arround her when she's naked

>>146797986
still she's the purest inside the main group
untill the next full moon, of course

>>146798085
Well I don't know if they actually are living because who can call that a life but vegetarians.

>>146798096
Tio may very well be a sweet girl, but she knows what she is doing.

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>>146798096
Never mind that look at her face when Manako "accidentally" flashes her bits at Kurusu.

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I want to marry this snake.

>>146798178
no they like it
thats why they try to replicate the taste with meatless meat.

>>146798406
As do I.

>>146798432
You just reminded me of the manga BioMeat. I need to reread that sometime soon.

>>146798517
and you reminded me of Dorohedoro, I need to finish reading that.

>>146797784
Sanji pls go

>>146798588

>the thicc is real

WEW

>>146798649
I the memes of today,
im going to cryognically freeze myself until they get better.

>>146798517
BioMeat is awesome.

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Kurusu wa ___?

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>>146796505
Moo cows.

>>146798742
>I the memes of today
I the memes of tomorrow

>>146798752
It's good fun in a cheesy horror kind of way. At least from what I remember. It's been long enough for me to not remember the details but still remember it's good. That's the Goldilocks zone for me to reread a manga. Anyways enough about an unrelated manga. Which girl would be best at manning the grill on Labor Day?

>>146798872

I NEEEEED IIIIIT

>>146798767
Deformed

>>146797468
Cute. Where can I get one?

>>146795526
>call Smith to take her away

And when Smith tries to get a free meal, you can just offer her a big bowl of reheated uhh.

>>146799199
Depending on where you live. You should be able to get one right now. Just get flashlight, press it up against a window, wait a few minutes and soon you should get a cute moth girl crash through your window and steal the light off you. Don't be alarmed if she sits of the floor and stares itensifly at the light with wide eyes, it's normal.

>>146799568

Remember, moths with feathery antenna are the males.

But if they're cute, does that really matter?

>>146796505
Since you're a huge fucking nerd, I'd bet you listen to some gay metal shit like Blind Guardian, Stratovarius, Powerwolf, or Dragonforce.

Also, Draco failing to fly.

>>146799568
RIP Moth Anon

>>146799568
Wow it worked, currently receiving succ from a moth girl. Thanks

>>146799236
>Implying I would feed Smith Miia's shitty dish.

>>146799656
They're called monster GIRLS for a reason anon. I won't hold a shota fetish against you but don't go fugging a bug with a dick.

Didn't someone confirm that Miia's cooking is no longer toxic?

>>146799656
It does matter. Don't be gay Anon.

>>146799694
Draco can fly if she were flap her wings on Saturn's moon, Titan, which has a thicker atmosphere(1.5 times earth at see level) and lower gravity. The catch is the temperature is cold enough to rain methane and ethane.

>>146799770
Yes. It's improving.

>>146799845
What a bizarrely specific location to pick.

>>146799888

If you're picking locations with

A: Have an atmosphere
B: Non-Earth gravity

There aren't many choices.

>>146799734
a would be male moth shota would hung like a horse with a inflatable dick. he would be the one doing the penetrating.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/moth-penis-inflated-video-youtube-2936904.

>>146796505
>the band I listen to the most
The one that you hate the least, obviously. I'd like a design to fit on a California King bed please. :^)

If looking for a small thing, how about something showing off Oct's color changing abilities, or camouflaging herself while playing hide and seek?

>>146799770
>>146799879
It's no longer disgusting and poisonous. Now it's disgusting or poisonous.

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>>146797888
>Lala
>purest

You wish. Suu is the purest, she knows not what she does. Her "rapes" are just how she feeds, therefore not sexual to her in the least.

>>146799993
Its edible. I can't be either of those.

>>146799953
Heck, if you were to bring a pair a 12 foot wide flappable wings you would also be able to fly with Draco as well on Titan.

>>146799568
I should also advise you guys to hide any cotton clothing you have, she'll end up munching it up when you're not looking

>ywn come home to a moth waifu to see she's chewing on your clothes

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>>146795399
How is this popular?
The premise is bland, and slaps a figurative chastity belt on the MC, and the monster girls are all generic in both species and design.
I'm not shitting on this show, I understand the appeal of monster girls. But this show isn't even trying.

>>146800067

Only caterpillers eat clothing.

Adult moths don't eat anything except semen

>>146800145
Because boobs and ass

>>146798872
This>>146798953 for me as well.

>>146800008
>Its edible.
So are raw cherry stone clams on the half shell, but they're also disgusting.

>>146800145
>says shows is bland
>posts the blandest shonen series in existence that is the spawn for countless generic shonen tropes and only maintains relevance because a shitty dub of it played after school in the US in the late 90's

>>146800067
Ah the look on her face would be priceless when she is busted

>>146800273
A rather poetic in this case isn't it?
I'm glad you picked up on that.

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>>146800273

>>146800145
>and the monster girls are all generic in both species and design.

No way man, without this show, we would have never got delicious spider pedipalp thighs, or mermaid seal flippers, and Crabs Doppelganger is original and exciting.

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>>146799568
It actually worked. Thank you anon.

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>>146800321
I could imagine something close to this
;^)

>>146800067
only moth larvae eat cloth you dingus

On a scale of 1 to easy, how slut is your waifu's race?

>>146800689
Still, the idea sounds cute.

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>>146800729
MAXIMUM SLUTS

>>146800780
Being the husband to a tribe of sneks sounds like a pretty god deal to me.

>>146800729
Not sure. Not enough is known about the elusive Shadow People.
>>146800819
Well, Miias father did run off...

>>146800420

Talking about seal flippers, can someone post the mero comic edit of seals? It was hilarious

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>>146800729
Average

>>146796771
>>146796862
>>146797564
>>146799694

no one guessed Led Zeppelin, color me surprised. Anyways, still taking requests

>>146800729
Not sure about the Kobold race, besides that they have a ton of energy and like to exercise a lot, and is filled with the genkiest of girls

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>>146800729
She's super lewd, and will instigate playtime, but only for the right person, so I'm not sure.

>>146800729

Horse is maybe a 3 or a 4? I'm not sure.

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>>146800729
Pretty normal.

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>>146800893
Re-requesting Miia dressed as Aqua.

>>146800893
Zombina getting a massage

>>146795399
Tell her you'd rather have her for dessert.

>>146800871
Cause he was a literal hitler who hated snakes

>>146800893
How about Doppel holding her hair back like she's tugging on a dog leash? The hair at the end of the leash is a viscous mouth full of evil teeth.

>>146800912

>human shows up
>drowning in horse pussy

Horse bitches be thirsty for some of that average sized human dick.

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>ywn snek a snek

>>146801016

They said they only pick the most handsome of the visiting human males to serve as teasers.

>>146800893
Rachnera and Merino trading silk/wool clothing, with a touch of wxposed breasts..
The other guy who said he would do it has back-burnered it for an undefined amount of time.
I think you can do it justice.

>>146795399
Put bucket Suu in my mouth while Miia isn't looking and have Suu eat it for me.

>>146801109

>Accidentally swallow bucket suu
>She swims around in your tummy and refuses to come out

>>146801057

Right, for their hired purpose. Cerea and her mom express interest in going full human

>>146801023
I want to like this gif, but the lack of boob jiggle really bothers me.

>>146801146
The worst case of tape worm ever

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>>146800984
Smooth as butter, anon.

>>146801146
>>146801166
Fancy new diet plan. Slap a patent on it and get rich quick.
Eat all you want, get none of the calories.

>>146800893
Dragonwrought Kobold

>>146801155

But the Cerea's father had to win the heart of Cerea's mother over several dates before she decided to have sex with him.

>>146801176
You can say I'm a.... snake charmer.

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How can one newt be so cewt?

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>>146801354
>on all levels except physical, i am a snek
>[hiss]

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>>146801354

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>>146801381
Draco is for rape

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>>146800893
Cross of Tio's big armor and pic?

>>146799770
Darling said something about it in ch 45

Okay, so say your waifu isnt your waifu. Who is your close second waifu. Say something good about her and then explain why she isn't waifu.

>>146801502
Ember prime is better

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Found it

>>146800893
Moth girl (actia) staring at a lamp

>>146800893
Arujidono carrying Cerea overhead by her legs. She has Doppel eyes.

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>>146800008
sure thing, keep telling that to yourself

>>146800729
gotta wait for her mother or her sister to see how slut they are
ara~ara Lala when?

>>146801610
9/10 only because it shat on Rachnee

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>>146801512
>Main waifu is Miia
>Close second is Zombina
>Great personality/hot body
>Own snakes and have had a passion for them since I was young, so I've been defaulting to Miia since I found MonMusu
/blog

>>146801650
Not him, but I like Suu's weird habits.

>>146801725
>Zombina
I'll never understand this. Her body parts don't even belong to her, she's half rotten, and don't get me started on how she likely can't get wet at all and is probably cold and dry as night desert.

>>146800901
Aren't /fit/ girls known for how slutty they are? Bet they spend all day fucking each other on the bench press

>>146801254
>die from malnutrition

>>146801880
Suu digests your body from the inside when Suu gets hungry.

>>146801512

Best girl is Suu.

Second best is Lala

Both are super cute and lovable. And blue.

>>146802020
Papi is blue partially.

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>>146802020

>>146795399
Eat it and when she isn't looking, vomit it into Suu.

>>146802046

She is forth. Isnt higher cause she shares too many similarities with suu, and variety is the spice of life

Rach is third, guess purple isnt that far from blue.

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>>146801456
Amen.
>>146801610
Mero speaks the truth. The rest of the main girls are absolute shit.

>>146801512
Tio 2nd.
There is too much good to say about her.
Why: Rachnera needs and would appreciate some one who understands being ostracized mot of their life. Tio might stand out, but she fits in.

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I'm going to get 3 or 4 mugs with designs for best girls. Pic related is going on one, anyone have any good pics and girls for the other 2 or 3?

what happens to the body if the head dies?

Is it possible to decapitate Lala? Will I kill her if I cut off a thin slice of her neck?

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>>146802246
Both feel the same things (head feels the body getting molested, and visa-versa)
So if one dies, so will the other.

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>>146802243

>>146801512
Yukio
She's fit into society well is able to handle a business. Reason she ain't my waifu is because the normie cuck her from me.

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>>146802243
Here's a goodie

>>146802357
what about in zombina's case?

can she survive if it was just her head?

>>146802406
Looks good
>>146802427
Of course

>>146795399

Eat it. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

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>>146802243
A personal favorite

>>146802357
maybey it just cuts off comminication and nothing else
>lala's head gets shot off
>her body shrugs and walks away

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>>146802243

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>>146802439
> This stupid

>>146802439
No, she needs heart to pump embalming fluid

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>>146802243

>>146802595
Then i don't see how Doppel cant survive without her body if she doesn't need heart to pump to her brain.

Wouldn't it be more like a Phantom limb at that point?

>>146802439

She probably can survive.

>>146802595
I am quite sure her heart isnt working (darling made it work a little though), and anyway, the fluid isnt keeping her alive, just not letting her rot away. Without it, though, her brain would degrade into dementia

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>>146802676

>open door
>a nude snek just plops down right in front of you

>>146802857
>plops down right in front of you
because I shot her

>>146802849
I thought her heart had been replaced by an artificial pump (Or maybe I'm justing thinking of Sankarea)

>>146802905
what what did you shot her with? a Traq dart, a crossbow bolt, an arrow, a metal slug, a bullet or your dick?

>>146802857
Clean her tail.

>>146802905
Edgy!

>>146802857
Call the coordinators to deporr her.

>>146803130
Nothing edgy about shooting "monster"girls

>>146803315
what is this Deporring you want the coordinators to do? Is it some form of massage?

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>>146802243

>>146803473
It looks like Rachera might end up at caffeine addicts anonymous and become a born again christian through the group's manipulations.

So, Rach liked getting drunk on coffee and high on shroom spores. Do you think she would do any other drugs?

do spiders need a license to buy coffee?

>>146803745
perhaps, they need to be either 18 or 21 depending on what the local laws say on the matter.

>>146803686
Ideally, if she were real, she would like to imbibe in recreational cannabis with me.

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>>146803686
Spider
On
LSD

>>146803378
I meant deport. Damn small keys.

>>146803823
Remember she can Trip while still being able to see ultraviolet light. It would add an additional dimension of color to experience the trip with.

>>146803872
I know, I am just giving you a hard time.

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>>146803879
>Miia can see heat
>Give Miia LSD
>Get a boner
>Miia starts laughing like an autist
>"Darling you have a rainbow on your penis!"

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>>146803686
>>146803823

>>146803879
>ywn get turnt with spooder

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>>146803823

>Her eyes colors arent circling.

Shit edit.

>>146804038
It wouldn't be any sort of rainbow that a human would comprehend. Miia's color wheel would have 4 primary colors with one in the infrared. Rachnera would have something similar with a ultraviolet primary color instead.

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>>146804088
I made another but I thought it looked goofy
Maybe later I'll make a better/smoother looking one

>>146804152

The girls certainly can see the whole human light spectrum + the spectrum of their animal species.

>>146803686
Spiders doing drugs are going to kill us if you give them bath salt.

>>146804260

Spooder only do recreational drugs conscientiously. No hard body/mind destroying drugs.

>>146804068
I love that the LSD web is even more perfect than the normal web.

Maybe there is something to that whole "LSD opens inert neural pathways" thing.

>>146804217
The additional primary color would also affect how all other composite colors would appear to them. An orange Crayon might appear a bit differently because of it might have a ultraviolet component to its color that the human eye can't simply pick up.

>>146804346

It seens too thin. I cant even be sure if the spider went around properly in all of the circle (upper left corner)

It might change the quality of the web.

>>146802020
My nigga

>>146804432
I always figured it was just poor lighting.

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>>146804402

Oh, that is for sure. Have you already seen pic related? Many flowers have color paterns humans cant seen that attract insects that can see them.

My point is that the girls would most certainly see MORE details, never less than we can see

>>146804608
>Kiira and Rachnee will know when Kii is ready to reproduce

>>146803052
that mini nuke from me

>>146804727

Kii is always ready to reproduce

>>146801916
>Die

>>146804761
>Fucking a plant
Anon...

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>>146804088
I can speed it up/slow it down if you'd like too
LSD spider a cute

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>>146804944
dude, she's a nymph, she's made for breeding

>>146804986

perfect for me

>>146805135
Would you become Kii's personal botanist to tend to all her personal needs?

>>146804944
I knew there were tree huggers out there but this is ridiculus

>>146805135
>she's made for breeding
only if your name is Gregor Mendel

>>146805135
I would love to have a threesome with Kii and Kino.

>>146804824

>need to remove suu
>deepthroat cerea
>suu climbs up her urethra

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>>146805190
of course
I'd suck her nutrients out when I "unintentionally" give her more nutrients than she needs

>>146805337
Gregor Mendal was an Augustinian friar and abbot. He was probably celibate.

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What if the series stayed with only Miia?

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>>146805423
It would be her coming up with schemes to finally have her Darling.

>>146805422
he was know for studying pea plants and selectively breeding them.

>>146805499
Breeding a Pea plant is a far cry from breeding a Dryad.

>>146805423
wouldn't be bad at the beginning but it would turn boring very quickly

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>>146805564
>breeding a Dryad.
we need more dryads in the manga

>>146801254
SOUTH BRONX PARADISE

>>146805578
It might of end up like a wiley coyote and road runner clone with Miia being the coyote analog and Darling the roadrunner.

>>146805423
Been better, but it would sell worse.

>>146805135
I bet she'd love a male Mandrake's tentacle dicks

>>146805135
Still mess up.
>>146805342
>Kino
>Fucking a loli mushroom
Shame on you.
>>146805634
No.

>>146805634
She looks like a whore.

>>146805634
see this >>146805342. This would be a sure fire way of obtaining them. Kino's daughter's Mycelium would help Kii's daughters absorb nutrients from the soil and provide sustenance for Kino's daughters in a mutually beneficial relationship.

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I've become addicted to horse pussy NTR.

Has C90 released any good stuff in this category?

>>146805759
you don't know if that form is Kino's adult form since that mushoom is just the fruiting body of the fungus with most of the fungi being mycelium. That form only has the sole purpose of reproduction.

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>>146805847

No NTR, just wholesome /ss/ and scans never

>>146805847
Looks to me you're addicted to shitposting instead.

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>>146805780
like the rest of the cast

>>146805847
See >>146795963 pic.

>>146799810
>not being a fag
What are you a fag?

>>146805135
>>146805371
>>146805634
Kii is sexy as fuck.

or cute as fuck when she lolifies.

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>>146805920
not my waifus. my waifus are cute, cute!

>>146805884
True, but no one wants to fuck a mushroom that carries drugs around.
>>146805898
>Fat Cerea
Where's Polt?!

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>>146805973
>tfw crab has forgotten about non-loli kii

>>146806029
For now until they become prostitutes.

>>146806029
> Cott and Ton
> Waifus
>>146806032
Trapped in TTF's medium sized basement

>>146806100
No, Cott and Ton will be Porn website owners featuring the other farmgirls in intimate moments without the farmgirls knowing.

>>146804346
Spooder brains and humie brains are constructed differently though. The caffeine drunkenness being just one of many. Like how nicotine is a natural pesticide.

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post papi's mom

>>146806032
a Mycologist would love to go down on Kino.

>>146806029
>>146806122
>claiming waifus when they already has their 3d husbandos
get cucked

>>146805780
Well she is not

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>>146801610
>that Ben Garrison at the bottom

>>146806230
You don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you.

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>>146806224
>after like 3 loops I finally realize I never saw this when watching the anime
>remember I watched the censored version on accident and didn't want to torrent all of the episodes a 2nd time
Looks like I'm watching/torrenting the anime again...

I wonder If TTF is going to show up soon?

>>146806183
Anon, you know you want a threesome with them. You want them to take turns riding you and giving you a double titjob.
>>146806226
Guess we have to purge all mushrooms.

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I want to cuddle with this sheep on a cold winter night

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>>146806306
Given my waifu is Rachnera, this checks out.

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>>146806306
those waifus already have chosen, niigga

>>146806410
> Implying Anon isn't the one riding Cott and Ton

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>>146806395
If my Polt-O-Meter is correct, he probably just finished up on getting swole and will be here any minute now

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>>146806224
Goddamn it Anon!

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>>146806382
bd's are much better

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>>146806438
>separating the twins
>ever
Absolutely fucking haram.

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i want to cuddle papi from behind while she sits on my lap with her cute butt

>>146806422
Don't be a Welshfag. Change your shit taste.

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>>146806511
any hmanga with them, or butt shots

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>tfw you will never be adventuring and happen upon a large group of centaur women
>tfw they will never tell you they decided to separate from centaur society and become an independent tribe because they're sick of dealing with the brutish centaur males
>tfw they will never tell you that you're the first human male they've come into contact with since settling
>tfw they will never insist that you stay with them for a few days
>tfw they will never force you into becoming their communal "stallion"

>>146806438
The guy on the left looks like he was sniffing those spores from Kino.

>>146806484
does every Poltfag have a Polt-O-meter?

>>146806503
Indeed, wish crabam would do more intimate scenes like this one and miia's shedding for the other girls

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>>146806704
Anon, Centaurs can love Orcs instead of humans.

>>146806642
there's barely even clean fanart of them
porn/doujins do not exist.

>>146806438
>>146806733
Dude on the middle looks like a fucking faggot, I'm pissed he gets the best farm girl

>>146806511
They seem pretty excited about it

>>146806837
jealous much?
you should've ask Crabman for a waifu

>>146806837
>best farm girl
>Merino
Anon you sniff too much of Kino's spores.

>>146806773
I just relate to him on a lot of stuff, Polt isn't quite my favorite, but she a cute. Regardless he's just usually active right around this time
Probably

>>146806907
Because they see a field of Japanese boypussy to deflower

Which girl seems to be the one that sees the least fan love? Obviously going to be one of the secondary cast

Anyone got the comic where Papi gets chicken nugget'd by Coronel Sanders?

>>146807056
I would figure, he lives in Japan doesn't he?

Right now it should be morning for him.

>>146807187
Curvy human milf maybe?

>>146807090
I'd let them deflower me any day

>>146807234
It is almost noon for him, anon.

>>146807329
Time to oil up.

>>146807234
Maybe he's working out or something tragic happened to him.
>Inb4 Mero shitposts

>>146807305
nah, she had some fan art, same for the cute police girls

>>146807187
Based on what I see in these threads, I'd say Kinu. I never ever see posts about her, and any time she is discussed it's in conjunction with Liz

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>>146807374
I'm ready to be the filling in a Barometz sandwich