>you made yotsuba sad and she's about to cry
How do you defend yourself?
>>146767272
Gouge her eyes out before she starts crying.
>>146767335
I don't. I drop her screaming ass off into the ghetto where the niggers can straighten her out.
Walk away dramatically into the sunset, casting aside a used cigarette as slow jazz plays.
>>146767272
>upsetting yotsuba to the point of tears
There is no defense for a crime of this magnitude, I take whatever punishment is meted out to me
I kill all human who pass next to me
Seppuku
>>146767441
Keep bullying her!
Make her cry more
>>146770459
>>146770495
>ESLfag trying to make Umarubros look bad
>>146767272
>Throw yourself to the ground
>Start crying
>Apologize in incoherent sobs
>rape
>>146767560
Kek
>>146767272
>Kneel down
>Bare my stomach
>Pick up knife
>Cut open stomach
>Have best friend decapitate me
>Regain my honour
>>146770753
Death by immolation is the only way to truly redeem yourself, anon. I hope you like the smell of gasolene
>>146770386
>bullying the yotsuba
>>146771019
IT'S THE ONLY WAY THAT THEY'LL EV-ER LEARN
>>146767272
ICE CREAM
>>146767272
>unmask myself to reveal I'm actually Yanda
>proceed to not give a fuck
>>146773918
Of course he is.