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I will be your instructor. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
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SHUT UP, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>146560260
オーピー イス ザー ファゴト
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>>146560434
Excuse me, student. That's no way to talk to your sensei!
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>>146560564
This is an English class. Speak English, onegai
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>>146560702
バット・アイ・オールレッディー・アム
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>>146560564
>Opie chair Heather Fagoto
thank you google
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well? when's the lesson?
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BOSSU We has a problum
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>>146561272
Class begins now! Repeat after me,

Who, wrat, where, when, why
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>>146561346
Ching chong ping pong.....hower didu I ru?
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>>146561346
Who, what, when, where, why
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>>146561117
katakana is used for foreign words. Such as English
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>>146560260
bitch, you ain't Baker sensei
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>>146561384
That's no problem! We can practice a little bit more

>>146561389
I think you meant to say "wrat". Let's work on that. Eberyone say it with me now. "Wrat"
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>>146560260
>>146560702
>>146561346
>>146561495
Please go out with me
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>>146561439
She got fired ages ago
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>>146561528
I'll have to ask my supervisor if she'll allow me to go on dates
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>>146561528
You can't date your teacher.
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>>146561567
Well missy, as a teacher....no...no you can't.
I'm docking your pay for asking such a stupid question too.
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>>146561495
WALL!
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>>146561655
It's joke, bossu! It's joke!
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Oonga boonga bix nood muhfugga.
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>>146561495
wrat
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>>146561757
Oh...it's a joke.
That must some of that yellow humor I keep hearing about.

Say, I got a joke too!
Why do Asians all have such small tits?
Because only As are acceptable.
It's funny huh?
Laugh or I'm docking your pay....
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>>146561929
Jesus christ anon.
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>>146561929
W-wa ha ha

>>146561768
Aren't you two a little too old to be at this high school?
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apple?
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>>146562028
Wow such an unprofessional teacher. I'm reporting you to the supervisor.
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>>146562034
Look at them and tell me you don't think they got held back.
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>>146561929
brutal
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Sorry for being late!
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>>146562086
Shouganai. I guess that's what happens when they don't get a good English sensei.

>>146562073
Don't report me! I don't want to end up on the streets like Baker sensei!
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>>146562034
There you go. That's the spirit!
You'll be a true patriot in no time!

Say missy, I'm going to need you to stay overtime tonight...no pay...again.

But I'm sure it's fine, not like you have anything better to do.

Just write a paper to the city petitioning more fundings for a school and have it on my desk by tomorrow Thanks champ!
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>>146562224
What's this I hear about you cursing at students?

I don't know how they do it in bottle cap town, but that's not how we conduct ourselves in the first world!

I'm docking your pay this week!

It'll be all right, from what I hear you yellow people can live off a bag of rice for a month.
You'll be fine but don't let me hear about this behavior again.
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哎呀!!

對不起,這個課是英文,對馬?

我走去錯了. 我在找到日文課. 你們可以幫我嗎?
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>>146562483
...
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>>146562410
>slowly more lines are being added
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>>146562308
>>146562410
Eben though I have reported so much?!

>>146562483
Hey kodomo I think you got the wrong door. The Japanese class is two floors down
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>>146562598
I don't speak vietcong missy. Just have the report by tomorrow or you'll get a salary cut.
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>>146562668
H-hai!
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>>146562668
?
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>>146562746
I knew this day would come.....GREG!
Don't make me force my employee kick your ass!

Missy!
Assume the position!
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how do I say, "I want a big fat dick shoved into my slim face" in English, Sensei?!

It's f-for a...friendo
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>>146562598
阿, 明白了, 謝謝老師.

為什麼這個英文有兩位老師,日人和英人?
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>>146562824
>>146562746
This wasn't part of the job description

>>146562849
That is advanced English. We won't learn about that yet
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>>146562849
You can be my friend.
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KISS MY ASS
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>>146562824
ī̳̦͔̮͇̦̱̯ͫ̌̋͐ͅt͇̰͗s̮͉̳̿̿̌̔̇̉ͅ ̣̣ͤ̽t͍̲̫̝̼̍͆̒͐́̚o̲ͭͭͮ͂ͨ̐o̪͇̖̰̭ͨ̒̂̄ͨ̄̚ ͎͓͆̆̏̂̓l̬̖̠̱̻͓̦̭͙͆ͯͨ̋̅̊a̪͖͍̙͑́t͙̟̀͐̈́e̻͚̞̟̪̠̟̤͗̅ͦͧ͋
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>>146562849
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>>146562944
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>>146562968
Would a slut dress like me
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>>146562986
Bossu's final form?! I guess I don't have a choice. I must protect my students!

Henshin!
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>>146560260
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SHARRAB YOU RITTLE SIIT
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>>146563037
ī͙͍̜̱̺ͬͦͭ ̯̪̹͔̜̺͎ͧ̃̀ͭ̽͆̂c̺͍̥͇͈̬̙ͩͧ̇ͤͪ̄̐a̺̬̞̩̖̙̫͋ͬ͗n̞͚̗͈̤͂ͅt̩̞̯̟̯͉̦ͨ͋ ̟̹̦͇ͧͪ̉́̍w̥̩̥̭̫͇ͪͧ̿̎̓̊̿̈́ͧa̳͍͔͚ͣ͒ͬ̀k͔̤̰̙ͬͨͧ̋̈̎̚e̞̣̰̯̯̥̖̜̓ͯ̔̎̀̂ͧ ̺͈̪̺̐͊̈́̀̒u͔̝̘͕͍̓̓̄͆̚p͕̻͍͙͈̑̎̓̇̉ͩ̚
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>>146560260
Come here and teach me dancing, sensei~
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t̹̰̤͉ͧ̽͗͐̌ẖ̞͖͂̋e͖̦̬͇̭̻̜͎ͮ̌͑͛͐ͬr̬̖͚̂e͓̯̪̺̫͐͊ ̺̺̙̺̠͇̤̤͌͊̿͊͋ȋ͔̼̟͇͍̯̭̖͕͒̑̅ͭs͍̗͌͋ ̯͔̦͇̣̠ͧ̆̑͑̓͒͐̓n̖͖̯̤̜͔̊ͪ̓̄ͩ͛̒ó̞͉̝̘ͫ͐̾̉ ̣͕͈̉̽ͮ̈m̰̳̻̠̟̩̫͐͛͒o̖ͣ̾̓̀ͤ͐ͤ̚r̜̘̼͌̈̓̉̏͋ͯẹ̹̿͋
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>>146563037
Quick missy!
Take this! You can't defeat Greg without this!

It's a class action lawsuit....
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>>146560260
But you're not an instructor, you're justice.
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>>146563235
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>>146563256
scum
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>>146563256
Quick Missy!

Sue him!
you can see the fear in his eyes!

I don't have the right too....
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>>146563285
>>146563235
The answer was in front of us the whole time!
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>>146563346
w͔̘̓ͩe̦̩̹̼̯̩͈͛ͭ̊ͤ ̤̭̭̒̓̐̍ͯ͆a̼͍̱͓̰͉ͯ̃̔̄̿̌r̜͉͖̱̣̜̾͋ͧ̾̚e͍̰͚ͧ ̠ͣͬ̄ͮ͒ő̳̙͚̮̿͑ͨͪn̪̳̩͗ͤ̎̒̑e̹̲̖̞̗̲̱̱ͫ̈́̾͑͂̅͊̀̒ͅ ̳̝̪̝̠̦̲̌ͤ̊̃͒a͖͔̖̦͇̠̖͐͊ͧ͒͛n̲̜̻ͣd͔͍̔̾̽ͦ̽ͫ ̟̥̜͈͎̲ͤ̿͛̂͆ͯ̎̋ͤt̩̱͙̰͚͔͉̫̲ͨ̍̾̿̋h̻̩͙̝̺̺̣̺̽͊̃e͕͓͐̓̿͛̅ͮ ̤̲̣̝̼̰̽͒̏̑̆̋̇ͅͅș̱̻̋͗ͨ̈́̓ͮȧ̹͚̦̋̃ͩͩ̋ṃ̬͍̥̝͉̪͓ͪ͋ͭ̒ḛ͍̟͈̼̲͖̐̊́͋ͧ͐ͭͅ
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uh guys
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TASUKETE!! SENSEIII!!!
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>>146563441
He's too strong! Give me your power, students! Repeat after me, "Mirakuru!"

>>146563498
You shouldn't have skipped class Umaru-chan
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Ȓ̵̵̰̝͈̟̖̬͖̉̆ͦͪͨ̏̽ͮ͘̕͜I͛͋̌ͮ͠҉̱̬̖̲̩̪̰̥͍̫̥̯̼̙̮͙͈̰̭P̊̏̌̐̈́ͯ̊ͪ̔͒ͦ̕͏̷͟͏̹͓͍̦̤̳̱̼̝̫ ̢̳̥̮̭͔̩̗̞̹̹̬̦̥ͫͬͯͣ̃͋͊̿̃̈͋͐͘͞͞Ǎ̶̃̂̅̚͘͟͏̗̠̲̣̬͖̜N̊̆͂̎̂̒ͫ̎͌̅ͧ̚͏̷̭̻̬͍̮̬͇̕͢ͅD̥̯̩͎̭̬̦̩͓͔̘́̑ͨͣͯ͛̾̎̔̐́̚͘͢͜ ̸̘̰̝͙͕̳̹͉̔̽̄̓ͫ̐͋̓ͯ̆̊̆͒̚̚͜͞T̶̮̩̭͙͐̊̐͌̒͛̄ͣ͆͌̔̔̒͝ͅE̵̮̮̰͍͔̟͎̘̹̋̓̀̈̃̎̕͜Aͦͫͯ̽̑̇̐҉̳̭̳̞͚̙͉̠͇̯̳̳͚͇Ṛ̨͙̣͚̯̝͂͛̓̾̔̑̇ͧ͋͋
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>>146563554
Mirakuru!
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ZA WARUDO!!!!!! *VROOOMMMMCLICKCLICK*
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Time is now frozen.
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>>146563688
You thought it was supervisor greg, BUT IT WAS ME! DIO!
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>>146563688
>>146563666
That's nice
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>>146563688
T̴̴̢̠͔͕͔̞̭̣̩̤͒̋͆̉̔ͩͤ̄̂̀̄ͧͬ̓̿͗͡͝H̵̹̥̩̜͚̱̱͖̪̯̺̪̺̃̔ͪ̒ͭ͋̾̔ͧ͒̓̀͜Ȅ̸̢̹͕͚̟̬͕͔͓̱̘̬̲ͦ͐̐̓ͭ͜͝Ṙ̶̡̛̖̗̮̤͎̥̤̹̙̹̻̙̰̠̖̝̐̅͒͌̋̉ͤ̅ͧ̓̀̈́̅ͭ͘E̷̢͇̼̱̘̱͉̭̲͖̟̦̺̥̬̅̾͋̂͆ͮ̒ͮ̿̐ͩ̎̌ͦͯ̋̿̚ ̵͉͚̥̥͓̣̖͆ͨͩ̂̉̍̐͑ͤ́͗͌͟͠Iͨ̃̏̿̎̊̆҉͏̱̥͎͇̣͔̭̺̲̥̦̪̹̙̝́̕ͅͅS̨̓ͪ̊͑͏̶͕̮͈͉̝͞ ̸̷͕͔̲̫̦͈̹̱͔̝̜͚̺ͭͣ̽ͭ͗̓ͫ̈͒͆̕͡ͅN̹̥̠͉̗̫͓̻̣͈̗͑̒̎̈ͣͦ̋̊̋̆ͭ͑̃̊̑ͧͤͣ́͞ͅÕ̴̷̡̳͍̰̠͎̞͉̆̽͋́̔̌͒ͤ͊̾͢ ̵ͧ̍̈̿ͬ̄̿͞͏͙͇̤̼̮̪̯̹̭̬̖̣̟̩͖̱̫E̛̖̥̼̖͉̞̜̜͓̺̬̎ͤ͂͛ͩ̈́͌̓̀͘ͅŞ̶̘͇͓̘̪̻̥͍̰̠͈̝͗̾̾̒́ͫ̓̉ͫͫ͋ͣ̓͝Ċ̢̺̗̤̻͇͚̣̩̩̮̦̬̜̜̬̯͔͆́̆ͫ̔̑̅ͩ͛̓͊̌͜Ḁ̰̳͉̗̆̂͋ͮͯ̆ͤ͆ͭͮ̍ͩͩ̏̚͢ͅP̰͇̳͚̬̜͔̫̫̬̲̥̤̺̬̼̻̥ͤ̓̊̓͠͠Eͫ͂ͨ̒͏̢͙̣̻͕̤
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>>146563740
>>146563759
BAKANA! Aitsu mo?
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>>146563740
>>146563759
ZA WARUDO! ELIMINATE THEM!
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fucking hell guys, does DIO really win?
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Leave the time users to me
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Birds?
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>>146564187
Only I can stop Bossu now
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>>146564243
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is this gg?
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>>146564382
Classes are cancelled until the school gets new personnel
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>>146564451
w͎̗̻̳͇̰͎̤̗͈̆̏̅̔͊̎̋ͪ̓̔̅̾̂ẽ͙͕̺͚͕͍̥̪̹̞̠͈͖͖͇̬͕͍̮̓̊̋̓͌̐ͨ͋͒̈́͆ͭ͂ ̻͉̲̦̮̼̪͑̎͆ͩͪ͋̀ͫͦ̈h͕̖̬̣͎̅ͯ̒͒̑̽́ͫͮ͑͆a̳̦͍̫̩̼̺̯ͩ̀ͯͬ͒ͩͧ̑̒̽́̈͑̔̈́ͨ̑v̳̫̠̜̭̮̽̏̍̓̌̀ͯ͊ͬ̚̚ͅe͉̰͙̼̞̲͆͋̈́ͅ ̰̥̗̟̦̗̲̫̠̖̽ͩ̂̾̆͗̿̔͌̉̍̊ͣ͆͐a̝͚̩̣͎̲̞̞͇͙̭̯̦̬͓͎͍͕͙͑̇ͩ̃͂̃͐̍̀̾̈́̽͗ͩ͛̏ṉ̟̫̩̭̼̱͖̤̻̽͗̍̿̈́̀̋ͅo̬̮̩̞̜̱̰̰͎̪̻͉͉̜̍̌́͒̀̒̈́̈́͑ͩͣͪͫ͒ͬͣͅt͔̘̗̲̠̟̩͎̟̯̘̟͈̰͉̙̺̿̏̋̋̒ͯ̈́ͬ̿h͇̠̫͉̻̭̘̲̋̓̓̈̏͗̆̋̈̃̐ͦͯ͒̿̄̓e̼͙̜̳̩̖͔̞̮̪̅͐ͣ̈́́̈͗̽̂̚r̳̫͔̪͙̝͓̽̃̿̿ͣ̈͐͑͋̚
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How am I supposed to learn with this massive erection?
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>>146564508
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This could have all been avoided if we had Exodia, but Weevil had to FUCK IT UP!
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>>146564508
Do not treat your teacher as a sex object
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>>146563106
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>>146563554
Mirakuru.
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>>146562870
>>>146562598
>阿, 明白了, 謝謝老師.
>為什麼這個英文有兩位老師,日人和英人?
>Being this bad at Chinkese.

>這個英文
Literally means "this English". Where is 課?

Also nobody says 日人 or 英人. That literally means sun person and brave person.
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>>146565032
You're a 英人, anon
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>>146563554
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The fuck is even happening here?
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>>146564604
I want sensei to teach me how to be an adult!
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>>146565268
Traditional Japanese high school shenanigans
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HERRO EBERYNYAN

HOW ARE YOU? FINE SANK YOU
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>>146565377
I WISH I WERE A BIRD
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>>146565098
Too many Mirakurus!
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