How does Kyouko eat so much without getting fat?
>>146475938
Magical Energy takes a lot of calories.
>>146475938
...I mean, she moves a lot.
>>146475938
She's a corpse who doesn't metabolize the food she eats.
The idea of eating a lot is vastly different between Japan and the US.
She fights monsters on a near daily basis.
>>146475938
She is fat though
Dogs, drugs, and reinforcement.
Why is apple meguca best meguca?
>>146477128
Because she's the gayest redhead on the team
>>146477194
But there are no other redheads on the team.
>>146475938
Magic
>>146477416
...Wait a second, that's the joke, isn't it?
>>146475938
if you arent going to wear panties then why are you wearing a top?
>>146480566
She took off her panties because they had been on too long and were getting dirty, and didn't bother putting any new ones on; her top wasn't at that point yet.
>>146480651
but you are supposed to change both the top and bottom at the same time when you bath
>>146480693
She hasn't taken a bath, she just took off her panties because they were getting dirty. She'll probably bathe once her top gets dirty too and she has to take that off.
>>146480765
Eew.
>>146475938
She's a cartoon.
>>146475938
It's called puking.
>>146480823
>t. ACK
>>146480888
I just don't stand seeing Sayaka sullying Kyouko's image
>>146480745
people usually take their panties off and take a bath if it gets dirty enough.
I mean if you werent bathing for like 3 days or whatever why would you just change your panties and nothng else.
>>146480954
Because she's too lazy to take a bath just yet, maybe? Just taking off your panties doesn't take much effort anyway.
Alternately, maybe she's just more comfortable without them.
>>146475938
Because she does the most most work and lives the most exciting life out of all the magical girls and anybody who disagrees basically has no idea what they're talking about and I'll give you my personal guarantee on that.
>>146481182
>mami at the top
>>146481198
I realize that because I made the list. Thanks for pointing it out.
>>146481233
lurk more
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in these threads who actually cares about this series and its characters. I'm not trying to be rude towards everybody as I'm sure you all care a little bit but I just wish I had somebody to talk with who cared as much as I did the same ammount.
Madoka remix of the day.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMoD33Xz3rM
>>146481481
I care about the show, but the shitposting in madoka generals is so fucking rampant, that it's impossible to have any kind of discussion
>>146481683
If you truly cared about the series you'd enjoy the thread no matter what as I and many others do. You have got a lot to learn anon and it all starts with watching the series again. Maybe this series just isn't for you?
>>146481481
Oh wow, namefag. You're so noble.
>>146481742
Nice edharmon shit, you newcunt nameshit
>>146481769
You, fuck off aswell
>>146481742
>If you truly cared about the series you'd enjoy the thread no matter what
no, it's the other way around. I dislike these cesspools of threads precisely because I like the show so much.
>>146481769
says the tripshitter
>>146481788
You caught me! This is actually my first week on 4chan but that doesn't mean you understand what's inside my heart. I believe in this series and nothing you say or do can stop me. Any thoughts on that?
>>146481769
Thanks.
>>146475938
it's called exercise you fat fuck
She's on the incubation diet
>>146481873
>>146481920
>This jealous
Does it hurt? Having that much hate in your hearts? She's obviously the cutest girl.
>>146481982
First post quoted called OP a fatass, not Kyouko.
I want to share something I read the other day with everybody in this thread because I think it's quite related to the subject. This is a quote I happened across the other day. It goes -
>Haters only hate what they cannot have or cannot be.
Hayao Miyazaki
This would explain why a thread like this exists and all the Kyoko hate. It all made sense to me after reading it. Interesting ha?
>>146481968
>Attention whoring tripfaggot gets angry at namefags
like pottery
>>146482001
The only one with a semi-canonical nationality is Mami. The rest are just Japanese.
>>146482206
Thanks for your opinion
>>146482206
I don't know if saying "just Japanese" is very polite sir. Japanese have feelings.
>>146481182
>Madoka on the bottom
Even non god she was pretty strong. I'd put her above Sayaka, personally.
>>146482226
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but none to their own facts.
Also
>that Swedish flag
>>>/pol/
>>146482243
I can see how you'd expect that but I personally think she wouldn't be a very good match against magical girls although she's defiantly the best witch hinder in my opinion. Her weapon seems the most inconvenient for magical girl battles. I think of her bow as a very powerful anti tank rifle. It probably had the best piercing power and ability to do damage but it's the slowest and hardest to use in a close quarters battle.
>>146482280
>being a tripfaggot
>complaining about the cucks' flag
>>>/hm/
>>146482301
>cuck
We're not chickens. Talk english around here.
>>146482166
It's not strictly because he's a namefag, it's because of the I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO REALLY CARES WHY CAN'T ANYONE ELSE BE AS GREAT AS ME in the post. jfc you guys are dense. You're never gonna survive in these threads if you're so autistic about the name field.
derp_commander !!SSXdvR3LCoa AKA the biggest troll/newfag on /a/ that you're STILL responding to.
>Has been tripping for less than a year
>Has been on /a/ less than a year
>visits /pol/ yet regularly tells people to go back there
>Has only seen 6 series to completion, has only been seen discussing KLK and other Toonami shit
>loves dubs
>loves Toonami
>Contradicts himself more than /b/ (which he still uses)
>Name is fucking derp commander
Supports cross boarding
https://desustorage.org/a/thread/130809391/#q130823457
"Not" Toonami threads
https://desustorage.org/a/thread/130817127/#q130817127
https://desustorage.org/a/thread/132703825/
https://desustorage.org/a/thread/132703825/#132704020
https://desustorage.org/a/post/132989194/
Admits to have only seen 6 series in their entirety
https://desustorage.org/a/thread/132899032/#132903092
Crying on /qa/, admitting to being a newfag on /a/ and did his homework on ED to prove his epic oldfag status
https://desustorage.org/qa/thread/316518/#q316518
https://desustorage.org/qa/thread/316518/#322039
https://desustorage.org/qa/thread/316518/#322121
In conclusion, don't reply to him, don't tell him to fuck off just filter him and move on
>>146482459
Based Anon enlightening me once more.
>>146482455
In my opinion, tripshits are way worse, at least this guy has some sense of humour.
Look how sad and pathetic you all look arguing like a bunch of chickens. This is why I'm literally the best Madoka fan here and Kyoko is the best girl and has the best fans on earth. I believe in her power and I believe these threads can eventually get better with my help and the power of magic.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1G3LIXv_PoM
Let me show you all the way.
I actually had to google "toonami" because I didn't know what the fuck it was
>>146482567
You never watched Cartoon Network? That's where I watched a lot of my first anime.
>>146482567
>his country didn't have Adult Swim or Toonami
Laughable.
>>146482501
Nice opinion, newfag. I guess these threads subsist nowadays on posters who have stockholm syndromed themselves into enjoying the shitposting.
>>146482538
>kyouko is best girl
no, that's homu
>>146482578
>>146482584
Yeah I watched cartoon network a lot when I was like 10 years old.
I don't use cable TV and I haven't used it in almost a decade
>>146482592
Shit, you saw right through me
>>146482459
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>>146482618
Fun fact: over sixty percent of Madoka threads in the last couple of months have had more Kyoko pictures than any other girl. Homura can be second best girl.
>>146482634
Use 4chan X kidddo.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/4chan-x/ohnjgmpcibpbafdlkimncjhflgedgpam?hl=en-US
>>146482644
No no no no no, it goes like this:
Homura > Kyouko > Madoka > Nagisa > Mami > Sayaka
>>146482644
that just means kyouko is used goods
>>146482670
Kyouko is pure.
>>146482657
Homura has a heart disease so she can't be better than Kyoko. There! I said it because nobody else would and now I'm the bad guy!
>>146482781
Sore wa chigau yo
She cured herself with Magic™ in the 10th episode.
Sayaka is pretty cool too
>>146482802
She's still pretty cool though.
HomuHomu is best
>>146482852
Both Kyouko and Homura are pretty fucking cool.
>Kindness sometimes leads to bigger tragedy
Which one said this without using Google.
>>146483067
Based Homu.
>>146483156
You're the best Homura fan in this thread. That was a test.
>>146483281
And you're the best Kyouko fan in this thread.
I'll always be a fan of my cute daughteru. She is my favorite since day one.
>>146483334
Ohh please! You're flattering me anon. I know I'm good but surly not the best but I'll accept the compliment because I know how much it means to you.
>>146483334
>best kyouko fan
>preferred kyouko in american dub
wew
>>146483623
The dub was pretty good. Why do you hate it? Check out the cake song.
Original
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvaPwoCU9M
Dub
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4VGJmgeyCc
>>146483717
bretty good :DDD
>>146483717
And now my ears are bleeding.
>>146483793
I think you're being a little over dramatic anon. I realize my opinion isn't very popular but I can't lie about what I like just because it's "cool" hopefully you can understand and respect that it's just my opinion although I'm glad my opinion means that much to you in the first place. Have faith in me.
wow this madoka quiz is actually challenging
https://www.quizup.com/topics/_0f29218b-9652-49bd-ba92-24d46e89e6ee
>>146482459
This is some serious autism.
>>146486883
yea, how autistic do you have to be to stalk somet ripfag on 4chan lol
>>146476488
She doesn't need her metabolism to work, but it saves magic if she keeps her body in working condition.
They are facultative liches, not obligate.
>>146481182
mami is just most power-efficient, QB hinted at something like that being a side-effect of her wish.
>>146487259
>t. derp_commander
>>146482812
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
Are Kyouko and Sayaka officially a couple in Rebellion?
Intestinal parasites
>>146488916
Officially a couple of big fat losers
>>146489447
wow rude
>>146482001
Someone needs to save Sayaka.
>>146482206
How is an Italian Mami "semi-canonical"? Because she uses latin-sounding names for her moves? That doesn't make her Italian.
>>146490219
Too bad Sayaka is a feisty bitch who won't let others help her.
>>146482229
Saying "just Japanese" isn't because they're seen in this case as as some way lesser, it's because the show takes place in Japan and Japanese is therefore the default, assumed nationality.
So, namefags and tripshits are the biggest trolls of madoka shit threads?
10/10 MODS
>>146491829
isn't that true of pretty much any thread
>>146491979
Yeah but madoka threads are special kind of shit
in the worst way.
>>146492395
>madoka threads are special
You're only enabling them with this kind of talk
>>146492430
Well, if you see faggots like this>>146482459 trying to fight them then special kind shit
>>146482206
Those aren't meant to represent their actual nationalities, it's a character type thing. Hence why Madoka has a Swiss flag, because right up until the end she makes no contract and doesn't get involved in the fighting.
>>146482459
thanks detective
>>146475938
>implying that isn't land whale size
Not everyone is like you, Amerifat.
>>146475938
Because in the Madoka universe all magical girls are dead inside.
>>146494915
She's not stick-thin, but she's hardly land whale size by anyone's standards. Slightly chubby, maybe, although it's hard to tell because she's just a drawing and how proportions in a given drawing style correspond to real world proportions is hard to tell; some series have a style that's more NoodlePeople and some lean more PuniPlush.
>>146492694
fuck off derpshitter and put your trip back on
>>146498053
Nice bump of shit thread, and if you are the retarded that calling out these hot trips then I feel sad for you.
I don't know why you came up with this idea but nice ad hominems syndrom. I just grouped you with these trip shitposters because you are not any good in the begin with.
>>146498294
>calling out these hot trips
posting a known pasta calling out the trips makes me retard?
oh wait, you didn't know it was a pasta, did you. you're just proving yourself to be a newfag.
I'm not the one who originally typed all that out
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/derp_commander%20%21%21SSXdvR3LCoa%20AKA%20the%20biggest%20troll%2Fnewfag%20/
Kyouko poos a lot.
>>146498428
>posting a known pasta calling out the trips makes me retard?
I never said it's a bad thing, it's just the same retarded shit.
I actually never seen this pasta and I'm here more than 1 year. necking myself
>>146488916
More or less. Madoka and Homura are the one's Shaft push as faggots. Sayaka and Kyouko is dependent on how Shaft's marketing department is feeling at the moment. I'd say it's canon enough.
>>146498452
I like Mami.
>>146501009
I like Nagi.
>>146498452
I Mumi here
>>146501655
I am happy that they have each other so they are not lonely. Nagisa lost her mother and now has Mami. Mami lost her family and now has Nagisa. I am glad they are together.
>>146502546
>>146502590
Why do you guys have to show up right when I do? Now I will be blamed.
>>146502609
They need each other.
>>146502681
Nagisa is too young. For right now they are imouto and nee-senpai.
>>146503187
>nee-senpai
Ah it filtered that? It worked for me before.
>>146503187
>Nagisa is too young
Not for Mami
>>146475938
I want to force every student of Mitakihara Middle into a battle royale death tournament!
Mami's mammies
>>146503417
For this one I am just going to assume that Nagisa is still too young to take baths by herself and Mami is embarrassed about it. That scene is just Mami lifting Nagisa into the water. Nothing romantic about it.
Lots of sex
>>146504241
Then why is she naked too?
And what's the meaning of this?
>>146504371
I meant that they would take a bath together. That image is a non-canon event.
I will say that I am not entirely opposed to them loving each other that way if they want to, but they should wait until Nagisa is older.
>it's a "the shitposter just woke up so he's trying to make up for lost time" episode
I hate that.
>>146504558
Whether or not one "should" do something is a moral, and therefore subjective, question.
>>146504640
So whether or not Nagisa should shoot exploding bubbles at people who lewd her is subjective? You can't complain if she does then.
Sad that literally no one but a sad shitposter who replies to himself keeps these threads alive.
I can't decide if I wanna fug the Kyoko or hug her.
Wat do?
>>146504822
I am just trying to defend Nagisa. Because if I won't, who will?
>>146504954
Homu already has Madoka! Does her lesbian urges know no bounds?
>>146504905
No point when it's just yourself in here.
>>146504954
Sayaka*
FIFY
Pink and red best girls
>>146505052
You don't actually think I am the one posting all of the lewd images, do you? That is disgusting. The characters are like family to me. I wouldn't want to see them like that.
Or are you just anti-crack-kun?
>>146505052
Ketchup goes better with BBQ Sauce than Cotton Candy
>it's a "disgruntled shitposter floods the thread with crack" episode
Cotton Candy goes well with Chocolate.
>>146475938
because she is the best foreman grill
>>146505678
That title belongs to Mami Herchickenbreastsare the best
>>146505665
I don't like this. I don't like you.
>>146505814
>I don't like this
I'm sorry to hear that.
>I don't like you
Why not?
>>146475938
She is one of those lucky people that can eat so much without getting fat.
Ketchup goes best with Mustard though.
I think she's just similar to Kyoko.
>>146506211
There is no ketchup & mustard. It's apple & raspberry.
>>146481811
>>146481812
You guys are very new. !HOMU is literall the best megica trip.
Bye!
>>146475938
Magic, witch hunting and Dog Drug Reinforcement.
>>146506353
Apples and Raspberries don't go together though. Pumpin and Apple though, that's an interesting flavor.
>>146506701
The best thing to do is to let an expert handle it.pic related
>>146506943
>Apples and Raspberries don't go together though.
You're wrong, there's tons of products with raspberry & apple as a combo.
Never heard of anything with pumpkin & apple.
>>146507559
>He's never had Apple pie with pumpkin spice sprinkled on top
I'm so sorry
>>146506943
>>146507559
>>146507661>green apple
>>146507661
I stand corrected.
Pumpkin and Apple is still pretty good though
>>146507760
Granny Smith is objectively the best apple.
>>146506211
They are autumn, is even implied that they met in autumn
>>146507778Candied
>>146507778
>>146507760
These are my favorite too. Are you racist against apples of different colors, Apple-chan?
I would like to mention that I could not find an image of Kyouko with a green apple, so we will have to pretend that this uncolored apple is really green.
>>146507812
I prefer caramel.
>>146504597
>>146505526
Terrible isn't it.
>>146506730
Did you eat toastwith the apple butterfor breakfast?
>>146498452
She had a good head on her shoulders.
Despair levels are very high. The incubators must be very happy.
Hmm
>>146510460
How bizarre.
>>146510806
Improvement
>>146510871
But red.
>>146510871
>>146510460
She is actually really adorable like this. I have always really liked green eyes though.