What would you do if you found a Time Machine ?

>>146434285
Wait for a major lottery and write down numbers, travel a week before the lottry and use the winning numbers, proceed to live a neet lyfe.

>>146434727
>Wait for a major lottery and write down numbers, travel a week before the lottry and use the winning numbers, proceed to live a neet lyfe.

Nah you destroy the winners ticket before the draw too so you don't have to share.

>>146434285
Use it to give myself more time to think about what to do with the time machine

>>146434789
I don't mind sharing since I can repeat that trick ad infinitum with multiple lotteries.

Go back in time and shoot Moot before he makes this website.

>>146434285
I would convince my mother to get an abortion

>>146434844
Time travel doesn't operate on paradox, you would still be alive.

Better just KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

>>146434285
Explore the nature of time and time travel once and for all.
Fuck causality and steal a large portion of gold from a safe and then rob the gold again one minute before I had robbed it prior and continue on with my infinite gold loop until I was happy.

Kill Trump and Hillary during their infancy. Obama too while I'm at it.

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>>146435030
>causality
IN THIS WORLD...

>>146434285
I forgot to write that you only have enough fuel for a two-way trip.

>>146434967
If you time travel with those rules you basically ruin time travel since any action is invariably a paradox.

>>146435130
What the fuck are you even talking about? Creative alternate timelines is not a paradox.

>>146434285
Just ignore it. In many ways it's just like if you ever come across a jinn, ignore it, never talk to it and don't even look at it

travel so far into the future that I reach maximum entropy

>>146435210
Not possible since universe is constantly expanding

>>146435203
>if you ever come across a jinn
>as if that is a common or even plausible occurrence
Mo, please, fuck your spooky desert shit off

>>146435203
In the original mythology genies aren't inherently evil, just divded into good, evil and neutral ones.

>>146434285
Fuck a younger version of myself

>>146435210
Travel so far into the future to witness everyone has three time machines per home.

>>146435251
Well actually due to the quantised nature of energy, it can happen- space will expand without increasing entropy.

>>146434727
Either this.
Or kill myself before everything went to shit.

>>146434727
This, im not gonna try playing arround with time beyond getting filthy rich

>>146434285
go back and help Okabe keep both girls alive

>>146434285
I'll save my father from cancer

Learn how to use it

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>>146434285
Go back in time and fuck my mom

Steal stuff from the Sadpanda in the future and upload it in the present.

>>146435824
I'm with you bro

>>146434844
>convince
You mean force.

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>>146435843
W-why?