Meanwhile, at High School /a/...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEQ3c8xyLZc
Today's the day! Today's the day I will finally make a difference!
Time for P.E.
SENIOR CLASS COMING THROUGH
Does anyone else notice that the guy that sat at the back of the class near the window has been gone for three months now?
Just me?
>>146433361
Doesnt he live alone with his half sister?
Huuh lucky..
>>146431777
You just reminded me of that fucking Namco High game the Homestuck guy was supposed to be making
>>146431777
Why is the class president so pretty?
I'm late, I'm late.
>>146431777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEQ3c8xyLZc
>>146434136
Kebab desu
Did you guys hear??? We're getting a new transfer student today!
We have alot of weird clubs here huh
I hope s-senpai notices me today, desu!
TADAIMA!!!
Oh! I forgot my math homework! Please anon, would you let me copy it just for today?
Time to attend baseball practice!
G-guys! O-outside. The pri-principal is f-f-fighting a d-deer!
>>146434398
Oh, it's just Freddy
JOIN MY CLUB YOU LITTLE SHITS! THE SCHOOL COUNCIL IS GONNA SHUT AS DOWN IF WE DONT FIND MORE MEMBERS!
>>146434330
I can sell you the homework Ninja art for 100 yen
'sup bros
>>146434446
>hands over 100 yen
Now show me show me! Class is about to start!
Yooooo! Dis hoe is the shit. Sucked my 9 in the bathroom and swallowed every drop before I unloaded into her stretched ass.
three foreign students just transferred here...I wonder if they can fit in
>>146434429
What do your club do?
>>146433647
>half sister
>>146434506
Dozo.
>Inside the scroll marked Homework-Jitsu isA textbook so you can study the answers to your homework
Some of you guys are alright. Don't show up to the exams tomorrow.
LET SENPAI NOTICE ME, AMEN.
>>146434479
Sup senpai. Ready to fight the school next to us
>>146434121
Because she's the class president. Why would anyone vote for a fugly. Plus she's a tsun so that's a plus
jigoku jigoku
>>146434873
But I need to take it to get my hunter pass!
CANT WAIT FOR CLASS TO START
>Introduce yourself to the class
My name is Bartholomew Ignastial van das Drackonar! The dark powers within me are boiling, churning and slowly awakening, as I prepare to go to with the evil apocalyptic cult of World Wide End, but don't fear, my beautiful minions, as I will protect all of you using the dormant dragon that lives in my left arm!
I'll just stay silent in the back of the classroom
Girls love mysterious and quiet boysActually me in highschool, no need to join /a/'s highschool
Wha-what do you mean, my girlfriend is too young for me?! Just because she attends elementary school doesn't mean we can't love each other!
GUYS I'M DOING IT! I'M CONFESSING TO SENSEI TODAY!
Wish me luck
>>146436014
I'm Tachibana Sylphynford and I'm number 1!
>>146435809
>Implying you can pass the hunter exams
Wow! I'm not late for once!
Ahn~~
Nani sore
I hate every single one of you and when I eventually kill myself I'll be giving all my belongings to Anon >>146436090 because he's the least shitty person here.
>>146436166
Nice dubs, you passed the exam, Tachibana
OH NO! MAEDA'S BEING BITTEN BY A HORSE!
So, let's clear this. The roof is the best place to eat luch during break, right?
Because if that is true (and it is), why is it always empty?
nobody say anything about my hair and I won't have to rearrange any faces, capisci?
>>146436490
>im a hot girl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qWeyHf3COr
im so shy uguu
We're having a party to celebrate opening day, here's your hat!
Does anybody know where her shoe locker is? It's for uh a friend.
Hey did you guys see the emo chick in the junior class?
Just eating tomato, don't stop sensei
>>146436757
I eat tomato like this, but some people can't.
>>146436757
why are you eating a tomato when you could be eating an apple
I heard there's an underwear thief in this school!
>>146431777
When I was in highschool the church across the street would do this exact same chime with their bells every day at noon. So in a way I lived the real anime experience
when is the next penis inspection ?
>>146434221
he looks "special"
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR THE CULTURAL FESTIVAL
>>146437159
SLAVERY THEME!
>>146437159
Go maid or go home
>>146437159
Kidnapping theme
>Be senior
>still never gotten the backrow window spot
>>146437159
I suggest we make a prison school theme
>>146437159
HAUNTED MAID CAFE
>>146431777
Is there a name for that tune? It's the same as my doorbell.
>>146434656
Come on, I'm curious
>>146436637
>doki
>doki
Anyone know the name of that manga where two kids are friends, a boy and tomboy, the boy doesn't know the other kid is a girl, she also breaks his handheld console and later they get it on?
>>146437698
Sounds like Vento Aureo, except I didn't know that one girl was a boy until I was halfway finished
>>146437159
Elf maid cafe, our class elves are top notch in school.
>>146437698
It's Tomo chan.
>later they get it on
Ahahah no.
>>146437862
Fuck yeah, that's the one, cheers anon.
>>146434291
Yaa~ gomen gomen
>>146437946
Welcome for a ride.
>waiting for senpai at the gates
>>146437159
Obake Yashiki
>>146438024
Ohayo
>>146437159
yakisoba stand niggas
>>146438087
Don't talk to me or my mother's piano ever again
>>146438131
I'm leaving
BY THE BLOOD OF SANGUINIUS! WE SHALL PURGE THESE BEASTS IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!
>>146438179
Don't let the door hit you on the way out
>>146438223
I'm back
>>146438187
Council president, class 3-2 is at it again!DEATH TO FALSE GOD!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>You will never be a Japanese high school student
>>146438187
Someone get this nerd out of here.
What do you guys eat for lunch and where
Please join the sukuru idoru club.
Free gunpla kit for every new member, sponsored by Sunrise®™
Being dragged into the student council is the worst, every day its random mundane bullcrap and fake sexual drama. Like Jesus fuck, let me do my job or go screw in the backroom
>>146438307
Dess!
>>146438307
Do you have to screw the teachers for gigs?
>>146438306
In the toile
FUCK OFF REAL LIFERS
GO EXPLODE
>>146436757
YAMERO !!!!
>>146438352
>In the toile
Yeah, but what do you eat in the toilet. Oh, wait. Gross.
It's time for softball
>>146436417
imi wakannai
What's this girl trying to do?
>>146436657
Thanks for the hat!
>>146438690
BIN THAT KNOIFE
>>146438307
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit sign me the fuck up
>skips school again
Oh Shit!
East Nakamura High is getting in on our turf.
We need to get our Banchou to help back us up.
Maybe one day I'll go to high school. Today is not that day.
Wait...I'm 20.
>>146438307
Do you have any room for another member? I can sing and dance really well! Well...that's what my friends say. I don't know about it.
Alright, honest question for you guys.
How often do you shower?
>>146439379
Daily, never go past 2 days at worst without one.
>>146439379
It's been a week or two since I last shower. I'm trying to shower more often but muh depression gets in the way. Longest I ever went was a month and a half.
Hey guys, check my new power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NkrKFrKaDA
>>146438245
S-senpai!
A-a-accept it, please!!
>>146439671
I'm sorry, come again? I can't hear you over my waterfall of sweat.
>>146438932
Source? iqdb/google gave me nothing.
Anyone else think there's something strange about Mechazawa's new girlfriend?
H..hello fellow teenagers
>>146439796
>>146439796
Yeah... she's too beautiful to be his girlfriend. It's almost as if...she is...a relative of his.
>>146434200
Hey!
>>146432406
DOKE DOKE DOKE DOKE DOKE
>>146438982
And I'll bring my axe!
....Or do we not do that here?
hehehehehehehehhe
GUYS, SERIOUSLY HELP!!!
I SAW A GIRL'S PANTIES, AND MY NOSE HAS BEEN BLEEDING NON-STOP FOR AN HOUR!!! I'M GOING TO PASS OUT!!!
PLEASE GOD HELP ME!!!
That math test was too easy. I stayed after class and convinced the teacher to make the next one much harder. You're welcome.
>>146439671
*opens envelope*
20% off your next purchase at your nearest 7-11.
Well I'm not disappointed
TADAIMA!
Hah, nobody even SUSPECTS that I'm a boy!
Wow. This thread is incredibly, insufferably gay.
Also,
>You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.
Could someone help me get equipment from the PE storage shed?
>>146440420
me and the girls have pictures of your boipussy that you sent to Akira when you tried to beg him to fuck you, you needy cum slut
>>146440469
I CAN'T! There's a goddamn bed there.
>>146440599
Oh? And what are you gonna do with them? I don't mind if you spread them around, it would just get me even more horny.
Or...are you trying to blackmail me? Even if I wanted to prevent you from spreading them, what would you make me do?
>>146438932
What's wrong with that red head? She seems to have lost her mind.
>>146440380
>What the hell is happening here?? Who is she??
>>146437159
/ak/ cafe
>>146440723
Become my meat toilet, of course.
>>146439379
Everyday
Please join the airsoft club! The only place were you can legally shoot other people!
Is it just me or we have a T-Rex as a teacher here?
Cancer: The Thread.
>>146441246
>getting banned for such a low quality toddlercon
have you no shame?
Aliens abducted all the girls in my classroom and made them kemonomimi! Now what?!
>>146441426
Send them to hospital for to fix broken legs
>>146441422
Ehh, my cache clears and ip address cycles automatically before I post here, so I never actually see them. :/
Did everyone finish their summer vacation homework?
>>146436417
hmmm
>>146441064
tss, what an amateur
Did you hear that girl's introduction?
What was that all about?
>>146431777
OI KISAMA, YOU BETTER NOT BE SHABERU-ING SHIT ABOUT WATASHI
>>146431777
I hope no one notices i'm actually a 27 year old retaking High School.
Girls with the Tohoku accent are the best!
>>146441827
No one can top Momoka.
>>146442350
TATAKAI ME, KUSO YARO.
>>146436757
https://youtu.be/s9qjVCi0ID4?t=107
>>146442798
What the fuck /mu/?
>>146442798
>Shiina Ringo
nice
>>146442985
You r/a/ng?
https://youtu.be/wRlWZzzRsmI
>>146442762
NANI? 1:00 GOGO , I'LL BEAT YOU BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY BAKANA
>>146442985
ARA? SHIMASEN.
https://youtu.be/Rz9Y8s2EVKU
>>146431777
I really hate it when it's so hot and sticky outside when we do p.e
>>146443161
>>146443290
Real /mu/tant here, this is real japanese music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90j7UclJfC8
>>146443407
If you think the start is too slow, you can skip to 5:20
>>146443161
Pretty chill.
Please join the baiku club.
>>146437159
Did you guys hear the rumors about that first year girl doing it for money?
>>146443407
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRISSSSSS
>>146439379
I try to shower everyday, because if I don't, my hair gets oily, but sometimes I go a full week without doing so.
>>146443488
If you like that, may I suggest
https://youtu.be/w_os8HqfxHc
>>146443407
What the fuck, such cutesy music by a band called "Satanicpornocultshop"?
The /mu/-bu have taken it too far, those sickos!
>>146444123
>The two breakcore artists sampled various sexual activities performed with one another while they were touring Europe, and only these samples were used to construct the album.
>>146444123
https://youtu.be/yPmq1PYuots?t=543
>>146444333
Nice double trips
>>146434062
its been out for years tho
>>146439379
2-3 times a day, more if I'm sick. One for actual washing the others for just flat our relaxing.
I really like showers.
>>146443219
IM GONNA KONICHIWA YOUR ASSHOLE
>>146439379
Daily, never miss out on feeling fresh.
>>146439379
I shower twice a week.
No, before you call me unhygienic, let me explain. I rinse with soap about daily (I sometimes don't), but I actually use shampoo twice a week when I'm in the shower, since shampooing every day makes my hair look and feel like shit. Imagine a dry jewfro, that's what I have.
I've tried many brand (including medicinal), and even attempted not using shampoo, but it only helped a little.
On the bright side, I don't have dandruff anymore, so that's nice.
Hey guys, just passed Driver's Ed. Who wants a ride to school? I will charge you gas, grass, or Tofu though.
>>146439379
Everyday before going to bed. I have very tight schedule on myself.
>Wake up at 8:30 on free days
>Go to pee
>Eat breakfast
>Large meal at 13:00
>Dinner at 19:00
>Shower with brushing teeth at 23:30
>Go to bed at about 00:30
*gay*
>>146450185
>*action*
>>146431777
When I went to high school, the church besides my school played that same tune. I live in Norway.
Please join the /g/-bu! We'll help you through K&R and help you install Linux!
I-i'll confess my feelings today after school to h...!
>>146453755
but muh steam gayms
>>146453755
As if. You're gonna shill me games, Windows and iOS. I've been there!
>>146453943
>>146453950
That's the /v/-bu, we are nothing like those jerks!!
>>146454079
You guys are more like a tech-support service with /sqt/
>>146453755
>>146454079
HEY DO YOU LIKE MY /G/ MEMES YET HEY LOOK AT ME /G/ MEMES DO YOU LIKE THEM HEY HEY LOOK LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT MY MEMES DO YOU LIKE THEM DO YOU LIKE THEM HEY LOOK HEY LOOK LOOK AT THEM HEY LOOK HEY DO YOU LIKE THEM HEY HEY HEY LOOK LOOK AT MY /G/ MEMES HEY LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK HEY DO YOU LIKE THEM DO YOU LIKE MY /G/ MEMES YET HEY LOOK AT THEM HEY
>>146454252
Well why do you think I want to recruit more members, I don't want our club to just be tech support...
>>146439379
Every morning before I leave for college.
>>146454430
Okay, but please remove that annoying club member who claims everything proprietary is a "botnet", it was cute before but it's annoying now! I just want to go about my daily life normally, Uiharu-san.
>>146454647
normally without being yelled at by this guy*
>>146454430
>Uigaru
>Guigaru
>gui
>she specializes in computers
>>146454647
He's only here so that we have the 4 people club requirement, I swear!
>>146454780
I hate you Stallman-kun!
I don't wanna go to school today
>>146440469
Good image, fellow Clannadbro.
where is that orange haired crazy running around outside with a black kimono and a sword on his back guys?
Guys you won't believe what happened to me!
I was walking home and a military girl jumped from a helicopter and told me I was the only one able to pilot a giant robot to save Japan.
What should I do?
>>146456811
Don't get in the fucking robot
>>146456811
Would you consider yourself to be "hot blooded"?
>>146456811
Do the redhead.
Has anyone seen Yuki?
Anyone want to join our Tankery club?
>>146431777
>Japanese school bell
Fuck off. That sound is called the Westminster Quarters and it is of English origin.
Stop appropriating western culture you filthy weebs.
>>146457545
rude.
>>146453755
You sick weirdo
>>146457405
I want, I want!
>>146457545
>appropriating x culture
>>146458903
That's great, now sign here...
YABBEEEE! I forgot to do my summer homework! Can anyone let me copy?
>>146459321
No, it's not, it's a form for you to join the Tankery club, now sign it.
>>146459049
W-wait, marriage? Aren't we jumping a few steps?!
>>146459374
It doesn't look like a form, but if you're saying so, I'll sign it!
Who else is joining the anime club? The seniors said that's where you can find naïve virgins!
>>146438281
Thank God.
>>146459441
Congratulations, you are now officially part of the tankery club,and my husband.
>>146459487
I don't want to have sex in school...
>>146459572
H-husband? I'm a cute little girl, what are you talking about?
But, if by being your husband I can hang out with you in a tank, I'll gladly do so!
Party hard ON SCHOOL
Yahallo~!!
Why are there school? Whats the point of sitting around all day doing jack shit when you can be wurking?
>>146459671
Hey, look - It's that stupid bitch again!
>>146434366
Let's make it to Koshien this year.
Why hasn't this school been shut down yet? There's a crazy murder spree by some whore with a knife like every week at this point.
>>146438271SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!**Yeah, I may be emotionally unstable.
>>146459654
FUCK WRONG PIC
>>146459795
I heard she does compensated dating with the teachers to have good grades
>>146459863
Maybe she just wants some pie.
Ah yes, finally back in school.
I sure hope no one pisses me off.
>>146459654
>mfw having to exist in the same millenium as 25252
>>146434429
FUCK THA CLUB UP FUCK THE FUCK THE CLUB UP
Hehehe, I touched my sweaty cock then shook hands with the class president.
>>146459795
>>146459925
Hey, that's mean, a-anyway any of you seen Hikki?
Sorry I'm late, sensei...
>>146437139
Let's beat him up after class
>>146434429
Everyone! Be sure to keep an eye out for this student! She's permanently banned from the school cafeteria after she literally ate the school store dry for a month.
>>146460066
Hikki? Oh, you mean that loser? He's not here yet.
>>146434940
It's "Chikoku", I think.
What you just said is more along the lines of :
"Hell Hell"
can I bring my imouto to class?
>>146460179
>she
>>146434940
Jikochu! Jikochu!
>>146460391
I don't see why not, and neither can she.
>>146460391
only if you brought enough for everyone
I just transferred here from the slums, hope we can all get along!
>>146460064
>>146460079
Hurry up and wash your face and sit down.
>>146460416
She's been seen carrying assault rifles, machine guns, and explosives with her around campus and town and talking to her phone strap. She's a weirdo and you should keep away from her.
>>146460295
Hey, he's not a loser!!
>>146460416
Yes?
You know your life sucks when you can't find a date for the festival because fuck women so you get on the roof alone with a schizo guy whose sorta your friend and then you get horrendously drunk and fall off. The worst part? His rants actually made sense and I'd still be able to walk if girls didn't reject a nice guy like me.
>>146460535
He's a loser and there's nothing you can do to change that. Just accept it!
>>146460499
Sasuga Ginpa-sensei
WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE FUTURE GADGET CLUB?
Who else here is a fucking gay? Reply if you're a gay lesbian turbodyke high school girl that wants to devour clams and cats all day.
>>146460840
Look at this degenerate.
>>146460066
I saw your boyfriend and a teacher going into the gym storage. Now that i think about it they've been in there for a long time. I wonder what they're doing in there.
*runs to class like naruto*
>>146461008
There is no way Hikki would do something like that, a-anyway, he's not my boyfriend.
>>146460840
JUST YOU WAIT GUYS AND SLUTS!!!!
ONE DAY I'LL BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE AND THEN YOU'LL ALL TREAT ME LIKE A SOMEBODY AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME.
>>146461135
Now that I'm looking closer, you're pretty cute. Why don't you stop hanging with that loser and start hanging with the cool guys like me?
>>146461261
Sorry, I'm not interested in a freak like you
Dont mind me guys, on my way.
SKURU IDORU BU DESU!!!
>>146436628
Your hair is shit. Fuck you.
>>146460643
While I do have to agree with your claims, I am not going to tolerate members of my Services Club getting insulted.
>>146461446
Guys, I dunno how to say this but...
I think Mechazawa looks likea total badass.
Holy shit did anyone else just see David Bowie walking around?
>>146461532
Sorry ma'am.
>>146461672
Yeah I know i'm a total bad ass.```
>>146436628
Bitch plz, my pubic hair looks better than whatever is on your head.
>Implying i would lose to some one with such a ridiculous haircut.
>Implying I'm fucking underage
It's about bedtime for you brats
>>146461970
>no Botany course
How will I ever become a botanist-astronaut-superhero now?
There will be a meeting for all Futa-bu members this Wednesday
Attendance is mandatory, absence is a punishable offence.
This thread is kind of cancer desu lads
>>146461970
Obligatory
>don't you think it's time for an update, /a/?
>>146462118
Transfer to the /an/ or /out/ universities I guess
>>146462118
Wait, I'm blind. Nevermind.
>>146462147
Could be worse.
>next sleepover never
Lunchtime! Lets meet on the rooftop guys! What did you guys make for lunch today?
>>146462482
Chicken sandwich with Tartae sauce
>>146437159
HAUNTED HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
>>146462133
>Implying I won't pass myself off as a DFC tomboy to get in on the action.
>>146462671
Your chicken sandwich looks oishii anon! Can I have a bite?
>>146462936
FUCK YOU, MY SANDWICH!!!
>>146462904
You'd have to cut off your balls and give yourself a vagina somehow.
>>146462952
FIGHT ME FOR IT MOTHERFUCKER!
>>146462482
>>146462671
>>146462936
>>146462952
>>146463168
Gentlemen! Welcome to Fight Club...
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.
Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Fuck Chuunis
>>146463362
Sex on school grounds is against the Code of Conduct.
>>146463557
I don't mean it literallythough, it was the best sex I ever had
Do they have any idea how hard is tobe the MC of this shitshow we call life?
I FUCKING DIED TWICE AND GOT REVIVED BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TO SAVE THIS WORLD.
>>146463557
Hey Sodoko, remember that time you and me had some 'Private time' in the school toilets?
>>146463236
This is your opponent tonight
>>146431777
If you want to join my pack, come to the cooking club!
I'm the boss, by the way.
H-hey guys
>>146465660
Something stinks
Ohayou Sensee~
>>146466919
Bitch, stay away from Sensei.
Someone go wake up Tanaka!
>>146467417
>>146467417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAXwV0GCQKc
>>146467417
Tanaka is dead.
How can i into the sex slave club?
Man this really sucks! I don't deserve this shit.. I didn't become a teacher to become someone's pathetic whipping boy. I should have listened to my old man and joined the navy. But I hate the smell of seawater and now I'm stuck, always getting called out onto the carpet by these stuck up bitches. Oh, I'd like to tell these miserable cunts what they could do with their job.
>>146468180
WHAT KIND OF A MAN ARE YOU?! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY BALLS?
Time for my first day of school!
>>146468308
Oh no! I'm running late!
IS THAT THE NEW TRIDENT GUM?