>elves are superior to humans what's with this meme

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>>146346026
It is impossible for humans to be this cute

>>146346521
>those round ears
That's a half-elf son.

>>146346026
Ask Tolkien

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>>146346026
Elf propaganda. All knife eared bastards must be killed. Preferably by stout hammer or sturdy axe.

>>146346787
t. Urist

Elves are literally designed to be a superior species. Stronger, more beautiful, more advanced culture, more attuned with nature, more affinity to magic, longer lives, and more intelligent.

>>146347007
t. Legolas

>>146346665
yeah with his
Beren and Lúthien shit that get recycled over and over in his fantasy he made the goddamnt known "Vanir" loved as fair pricks that everyone should love...

>>146347007
For a supposedly superior species, they sure get their asses handed to them often in various series.

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>>146347007
then why there are so many rape doujin of them

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>>146347744
Because male elves are asexual

>>146346026
Why is Emilia so perfect?

>>146348002
Is it possible to rape a male elf?

>>146348184
There are no male elves

>>146346847
>>146347007
>>146348120
What the fuck did you just say about me you knife-eared piece of shit ? I'll let you know that i graduated top of my class in Moria, and i'm going to wreck your shit so hard that you won't even be able walk with your limp dick. I was You're nothing to me but just another pole proportioned dendrophile. I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet ? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Urists across the world, and you better prepare for the storm you twat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, elf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Moria and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I'm gonna take your fucking arrows and shove them inbetween your polished fingernails. I'm gonna take that bowstring of yours, and string it you up by your fucking foreskin, until gravity gives you a botched circumscion, and play it like a fucking violin. I'm gonna color that pansy skirt red with your fucking bone marrow. You better believe you're going to wish that you were never born, cause i'll make you seem that you never were.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
pls reply i kinda gave effort in it

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>>146346026
Bullshit. If humans are free from their arcane glamour, they'll bang Orcs first before Elves.

>>146348231
Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

>>146347744

Because doujinshi are a human creation, and this is an expression of human envy.

>>146348360
Green is fine too

>>146348360
I literally want to wrap her ears around my dick and fuck them, or rub them for hours on end.

>>146348360
Lewd detected

>>146346026
They live long and are better magic users.

>>146346026
They're not human though.

>>146346026
All I know is that I would fuck Emilia anytime, anywhere, anyhow tbqh sempai.

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so most of half elves are rape children

>>146347007
Elves are either high and mighty because of
>Muh inmortality
Or eternally buttblasted because of
>Muh former inmortality

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>elven men for work slavery and to be murdered at anytime
>elven women for sex slavery and reproduction of half-elf half-human

>>146346026
Isn't Emilia a vampire though?

I heard that from a novelfag.

>>146349521
Emilia's body > Rem's

Well, that image pretty much ends the eternal debate.

>>146349922
>you will never lap pillow dem tights

>>146349922
Emilia's ears anger me too much, so no.

>>146348231
Here's a (You)

>>146349922
>Body is everything

>>146347007
This, elfs are basically everything humans wanted to be, this is even recurrent theme in tolkien works, the fall of Numenor is solely about about how butblasted humans can get for not getting same elf-like treatment(immortality and unlimited continue).

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>>146348184
>>146348221
Nah, you just either can't tell them apart or don't care in the first place because cute elf boys are cute.

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>>146346787
Agreed. Deep down they envy our stout, solid muscles!

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>>146347007
>Squirrels are superior to humans
>[Citation needed]
All Elfgoos seem to do is go "HURR DURR WE WUZ KANGZ 'N SHEEIT". Literally in every portrayal they are a dying secluded race, the only reason why elfboos think they are superior because they are considered "exotic". In most portrayals they are either slaves, isolationist incest bastards or oppressed minority.

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Why is Emilia so shit? She ruined the whole episode!

>>146350930
If Israel came into existence, elves can recover too.

Not even all of humanity banding against superior races could bring them down.

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>>146349922
That's far from obvious, senpai.

>>146349521
puck looks like cumming in that image.