>fuck >marry >strangle Choose wisely

strangle OP for making a shitty thread with shitty art

>>146345243
find a better image of the 3 together then.

Fuck Rei because who wouldn't, strangle Asuka because she's a bitch, and marry Misakto because she's the most well adjusted.
If it were rape instead of fuck, I would switch Rei and Asuka. Raping Asuka is self explanatory, strangling Rei would be amusing to say the least, I mean, how many times can you see an emotionless doll react to their own demise?

>>146345338
>"please stop killing me anon."

>>146345404
I can perfectly imagine her softly saying that with no expression of emotion whatsoever.

>try to strangle Misato
>she's bigger than me
>overpowers me with her strong yet feminine arms
>fucks me to fill the void in her heart

>fuck
Misato
>marry
Asuka
>strangle
Rei

>>146346071
18 possibilities and you pick the absolute worst.

>>146345460
The idea of this made me feel a bit lethargic

>>146345153
I want to do them in the exact order you stated.

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>Rei is a fucking boring doll
>Asuka is a fucking annoying teasing cunt
>Misato is getting dick'd by her ex
no good girls in Evangelion

>>146345153
fuck rei

marry asuka

strangle misato

I feel sorry for anybody who doesn't want to fuck Asuka.

I bet she can be nice if you help her "work off stress"

>>146350602
>>Asuka is a fucking annoying teasing cunt
>implying this is a bad thing

>>146353376
this

>>146346375
18? Isn't it just six?

>>146353589
I think there are 6 ways

>>146353376
Teasing in a bad way. The best thing she done to Shinji was kissing him. Even then she acted completely disgusted by him afterwards.

>>146353589
Yes. 3*2*1. I think anon didn't pay attention in high school combinatorics.

>Marry 1
>Fuck 3
>Strangle 3 because no one should know that I cheated.

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>>146354078

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Fuck Misato. I'm not marrying used goods.

Marry Rei. She's my waifu after all.

Strangle Asuka.

>>146345153

Rei: grope
Misato: kissu
Asuka: strangle

Marry Misato. Obvious choice.
Fuck Asuka cause she's sexy
Strangle Rei cause there's hundreds of her anyways.

>>146346375
you're retarded

>>146354195
This

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>>146354195
>black lipstick

>>146345153
Fuck Misato because she has daddy issues so she's not fit for a real relationship
Marry Rei because I had to pick someone to marry but honestly I'm not too sure about this
Strangle Asuka because it's canon and she's a cunt

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>>146345153
What prevents me from fucking all three of them?
http://67.media.tumblr.com/bea6366bc5a0e6e702660710588d91d5/tumblr_ob8ie49OGh1u0394ro1_1280.jpg