Why is he so perfect?

>>146334215
Why is Subaru still a virgin.

I can't understand this.

>>146334817
Because he's Japanese, and they pretty much need to be coaxed in to breeding much the same as pandas.

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>>146334817
Because the ungrateful whores keep rejecting him. They want the brute obnoxious alpha knights like Julius. Not a refined supreme gentleman such as Saint Subaru-sama.

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>>146335034
I wonder who could possibly be behind this post

I'd honestly want to be friends with Subaru. Even if it's a lying shell he's entertaining.

>>146335549
I would too anon. Spending time with somebody who is just as lazy and narcissistic as me would probably force me to introspect quite a bit.

>>146334817
more important things than getting laid anon.
like getting his lady her own kingdom and whatnot

>>146334817
what would you lose your mana?

>>146334817
If he fugged Emilia and then went back in time, are they both still virgins?

>>146334215
Because he's a fine piece of Japan. He'd be a blast to have around.

>>146334215
His face alone is enough for me to stay away from that anime

>>146334215
Subaru a cute! CUTE!

>>146334817
He would lose his ability to become a wizard, no shadow magic

>>146334215
I might actually watch it if Subaru turned out to be Elliot-tier too bad it didn't happen.

I removed Re:zero from my watchlist when I found out that Rem like him.