Tell me about Shinobu?

What do you want to know?

>>146308624
how old is she.

>>146308722
During Kabukimonogatari she says that she is 598 years and 11 months old.

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>>146308624
What does she like donuts?

Kaka

>>146308898
>What does she like donuts?
That doesn't make sense, so I'm going to answer the two questions it could be.

-What sort of donuts does she like?
Her favorite type of donuts are golden chocolate and pon de ring.

-Why does she like donuts?
She likes donuts partially because they taste good and partially because they were the first gift she received from Araragi. To be honest, it's probably more about the fact that she's receiving a gift than the donuts themselves since she could easily conjure them out of thin air.

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>>146308175

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>>146308175
Shinobu wins

>>146309573
That's probably because nobody actually watched TLR Darkness. Me included

WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE HELMET?

>>146309505
Well, if a loli character is actually written so that you could believe they're centuries old then it makes them sexier.

She have great doujinshis and the best doujinshis of her show

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>>146309505
She isn't just some ancient loli, though. She's whatever appearance she feels like, but is truly the form of a 27 year old.

>>146308175
She's cute

>>146309112
>Why does she like donuts?
Because they look like red blood cells.

>>146309999
Digits confirm

>>146309505
It's not entirely the same with Shinobu since she had an actual adult body and there's a legitimate reason for why she looks like she's 9

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>>146309999
Check those digits, it's confirmed.

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>>146309972
This is actually best shinobu
>>146309999
nice

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Why doesn't Shinobu dress up more often? She's a cute!

>>146309876
One of the first things she asked Araragi to do was pat her head "to show his loyalty" or something along those lines. But it was basically just an excuse to have a fucking headpat because she was horribly lonely.

Then Araragi pissed her off by throwing her plan to make him a full human again back in her face and then stomped on her pride my turning her into a weakened little girl. So she put on the helmet to stop him from patting her head as a sign that she was angry with him.

Note that, during Nise, she specifically approached Araragi in the bath to make up with him so that she would have an excuse to not wear the helmet as well as an excuse to get him to touch her head with the hair washing bit.

>>146310051
>legitimate reason
More like Nisioisin created a reason to have an ancient loli in the story.

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She looks like shit in loli form.

Teenage and adult form a best

>>146310051
Look man, I love the series as well, but you have to realize that every character's appearance is a conscious decision of the creator.

A writer can make up a legitimate reason for anything they want to include.

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>>146310147

>>146308848
so... she is legally free from to be blamed by infringement of ... uh, I mean, She isn't a loli, is she?

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>>146309972
>still no lewd doujinshi of CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT Kissshot
Why

>>146310363
She's a nise-loli. That's why she's the main heroine in Nisemonogatari.

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She's a pedo that should never be near little boys, in any form.

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She just wants some peace and time with her husbando.

>>146310531
Oh come on, there's a chance she just wanted to cannibalize shotaragi, not /ss/ him.

>>146310581
Did you see Shinobu's face? She clearly wanted to molest him.

Lucky boy

>>146310531
>>146310581
>>146310721
When was this? In one of the novels?

>>146310750
In the episode where

Shinobu brought Araragi back in time and they were going back to Araragi's place to do homework but then realized they actually went back way too far and Shotaragi was playing in the dirt or something retarded.

It was in S2, Mayoi Jiangshi episode 1 or 2.

>>146310865
I need to rewatch it, I don't remember that at all.

>>146310531
She makes a great match for Araragi. They both stop each other from molesting children. Or at least from going too far with their molestation.

>>146310363
Just dick her and if the cops show up while you're cuddling in the afterglow she'll slip into a shadow.

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>hanging out one day
>shinobu drops by
>gives you some sob story about how Araragi won't buy her donuts
>send Araragi a text on the down low
>ask him about not buying her donuts
>he says he just bought her a dozen the other day and she ate like 8 of them
>confront Shinobu
>she gives you this look while begging for donuts

What do, /a/? If you give in, you're teaching her bad habits. If you don't, she might kill you.

>>146311205
>If the cops show up
It's not like the cops have a underage sex detector.

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>>146308175
Shinobu is a fucking whore

>>146311305
I kill the imposter. Shinobu isn't a brat like that.

>>146311318
Maybe you have nosey sisters. I don't know. The point is that the law can't stop you if Shinobu doesn't want it to.

>>146311305
Buy her only a few more to make her happy, but I won't agree to buy any more for the rest of the month.

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>>146310967

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>>146312032

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>>146312032
>Commie

>>146311305
Donuts for immortality.

>>146308175
why is she wear the fangs?

>>146312187
maybe her butt hurts

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>>146312126
Here's NoobSubs of the same scene

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>>146312245
For me?

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>>146310117
She dresses up plenty. She's been wearing something new in just about every arc that's after the massive clusterfuck at the end of summer break.

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Welp /a/, it's time for your favorite game! Pick! A! Loli!

Reminder, the rules say you must pick 1 loli to love and cherish for the rest of your days. This is a special episode, where all 3 lolis are immortal creatures who will never age or get any bigger than they appear now! Make your choice wisely, as one of these Amazing Aberrations will be yours for life!

What happens to the ones you don't pick? Well let's just say it's not a pleasant end for them. Just kidding, they will be adopted by your next door neighbors.

>>146312696
Shinobu

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>>146312696
Gee. I wonder who everyone in this thread will pick.

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>>146312696
What's the pont of this when everyone is going to pick Shinobu anyway?

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>>146310117
I'm pretty sure she has more outfits than anyone in the show besides Araragi, and more memorable outfits overall than anybody.

>>146312086
And then loli Hanekawa sends Araragi to a police station.

>>146312086
How is there not a single doujinshi of alternate universe shotaragi minding his own business and suddenly getting attacked by Shinobu who snuck away from original Araragi?

>>146313196
Shinobu's sexual impulses are his fault after all.

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her legs look very meaty. why is that allowed?

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>>146313280
Because then his dick would be even more tragically pathetic.

>>146313318
Well, she seems to have had thoughts about pages when she visited Japan previously, so it's not all him.

hol up what if you're dicking her while she's in her superior form but if the loli SWAT team kicks down the door she becomes an adult? solid tactics.

>>146314043
I don't know, a loli SWAT team is a probably used to that kind of thing.

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>>146313536
More like her tits are gigantic. Bigger than her head even. A dick about the size of her head (size of a female head is around 8 to 9 inches) would get swallowed by her jugs. Also, you can see his dick in the next page.

>>146314314
That doesn't take back the pitying "wow."

>>146314183
you would know, huh?

>>146314314
That's the size of a regular female. Kiss-shot's head is probably over 9 inches.

>>146314575
i'm about the same height as adult shinobu and the height of my head is 24cm

>>146314861
On average boys have bigger skulls than girls.

>>146312696
yotsugi, she's just a better hachikuji.

>>146310134
ayyyyyye, i was wondering why she was so down during the crab arc and onward up till nise, still fuck my life, now I know what the end result of the movie will be.

i dont care about shinobu

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>>146316701

We need more adult form, or at least teenager form.

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>>146317341
Variety is always nice, but smug lolis that can run circles around the MC, intellectually, are the best.

>>146309876
ALOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED VAMPIRE

>>146310134
Wait, you're telling me vampires in Monogatari don't all love headpats? My entire life is a lie.

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>>146310134
she wasnt wearing one in kuro

>>146318183
Oshino got it for her because she helped out during Kuro. The reason she wanted/wore it hasn't changed and she's never going to wear it again.

>>146318259
oh yeah i remembered that part back in LN, it was after this that she got the helmet.

Shinobu =/= Kiss-Shot

>>146309876
>>146317965
OR PERHAPS SHE'S WONDERING WHY A SOMEONE WOULD HELP A VAMPIRE, BEFORE TURNING HER INTO HIS LOLI SERVANT

>>146318336
Well, that seems pretty obvious. Loli servants aren't nearly as useful when they're dead.

>>146318321
I thought we were done with idiots thinking this. The only way you can argue that is if you pick into some bullshit about how you're a completely separate person from the one you were yesterday.

Why does she wear the sundress?

>>146318006
Fuck you anon, now I want to gve Dramaturgy a headpat.

>Kizu part 2 never

>>146319429
But it's already out.

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>>146316358
Can you type like any more of a fucking retard?

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Did anyone else fall in love at this moment?

>>146310134
>Then Araragi pissed her off by throwing her plan to make him a full human again back in her face

For what purpose?

>>146320639
because we wouldn't have much of a story if araragi couldn't recover from his frequent ass beatings/dismember/disembowelments now wold we?

>>146320639
Because the plan involved her death and Hanekawa blabbed at the last minute.

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This is a picture of a twenty year old woman cosplaying a twenty year old character.

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>>146308175
She's the best vampire loli ever written.

>>146320792
Yes, but don't just go around saying it. You'll start a shitposting war.

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>>146320792
Not quite

Can she get a deeabetus

>>146320792
Gross!


That donut is going to be all soggy and disgusting!

>>146321014
That would be some really shitty immortality if she could.

>>146320953
I know this doesn't have to do with the thread, but I watched shiki recently and was utterly underwhelmed by the ending. If it wasn't for Ozaki the show would've been absolute trash.

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>>146321167
I feel like its the journey not the destination.

It needed more best mom too.

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>>146320726

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>go back to the present
>literally no one around
>whole city is in ruins, completely abandoned
>go to master's house to relax
>sitting around, obviously no one is there
>master, who is talking to you, puts his hand on you
>flip out and get scared it's a monster or something

Is Araragi's dumbness rubbing off on Shinobu? She's not exactly in danger of being killed by anyone besides Araragi, what was she scared of?

>>146321774
Araragi just came up and sent shivers down her spine while she was lost in thought. It's not that she was scared, she was surprised.

She was a lot more interesting when she didn't talk
It was a refreshing change from the usual pacing of the show

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>>146308175
Officialy best girl.

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>>146322224
She went from lawn ornament to best girl in 10 minutes. I don't know how that isn't an improvement.

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>>146309999

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can't wait for pt. 2

>>146320174
>"have no fear! rrrgi is here!"

>>146308175
>kaka.moe

she's a good singer.

>>146312432
>the subs go beyond the black bars


into the garbage bin your grandmother and your grandfather used to fuck in it goes.

>>146308624
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?

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>>146324284
Because people were killing themselves in droves before she put it on.

>>146324312
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HER PLAN?

>>146320639
Kizumonogatari For Araragi to turn human again he would have to kill Kiss-shot. Instead with help of Meme he turned them into the state they are for the following stories. Kiss-shot wanted Araragi to kill her, she's also mad at him for weakening her.

>>146318336
YOU'RE A BIG VAMPIRE

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>>146324335
No. But she's pretty happy with the way things turned out regardless.

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>>146324395

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>>146323770
MUH

>>146323770
If you're gonna see it expecting a lot of her you'll be disappointed. It focuses a lot on Hanekawa.

>>146324648
Sad. But Hanekawa's expressions look pretty good and we get to see Araragi at his Araragiest so I think things will be fine.

>>146324776
Yeah, I'm not a catfag either and I liked it a lot.

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>>146324395

>>146321167
>Dumb villagers meet sexy vampires and acquire castle
>They kill them instead of making use of them and forcing them to live by feeding them blood samples.
I can see what you mean.

>>146309972
Translate this weebs.

>>146325687
"Onii-chan I love you, please let me be your mindless sex slave for the rest of our lives.

>>146325758
t. Hadena

>>146309573

That's a tough choice, but Nemesis.

>>146312696
Hachikuji > Ononoki > Shinobu

>>146326341
you should not compare them, they come as a trio

>>146309811
As cool as it is to see Nemesis develop so many similarities to Shinobu, it's pretty silly to think that a TLR character could outdo a monogatari character, let alone the most popular Monogatari character aside from perhaps the protagonist.