are they even in genuine love

Well first you gotta define what genuine love is.

Good luck.

They only walked home together.

Perhaps. One thing for sure is one of them is a cheating pedo.

>>146197876
eh his girlfriend is bi and fools around too. I don't see how that's a problem.

Is anybody?

No, they're just horny teenagers.

Hanekawa exists so you don't keep questioning their relationship.

>>146197928
This. It's too early for them to be in love. Teens can't fall in genuine love.

>>146197920
Dont forget she also loves an older dude

Its an open relationship basically

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>>146197659
She's not Hanekawa, so no.

>the girl needs to be dramatically crying, preferably in the rain or snow, to confess her love to MC
yeah, she's in love. she's kinda twisted but loyal where it counts

True love can't happen until you're completely fine with your significant other leaving the door open when they poop.

>>146199413
>>the girl needs to be dramatically crying, preferably in the rain or snow, to confess her love to MC


Who are you quoting?

>>146199645
>gf admires your farting technique

a keeper

No she only loves his charisma which is not his but his vampires. She is in love with his vampire.

>>146200016
This

Only Hanekawa loves the real Araragi

Crab a shit

>>146200016
Literally Twilight.

>>146198144
Just no

>>146197659
>genuine love

>>146200016
Unless they went back to it in season two didn't they literally say this wasn't a thing he actually had?

>>146198049
My teenage self would call you a dumbass who is overly presumptive, my adult self can't agree more

>>146198049
What about my parents?

>>146200915
He doesn't have it.

>>146201051
So your parents are one in a thousand, good for them. Most teenage relationships end in months, if not a couple of years at most. Teenagers are a hormonal mess and a lot is going to change.

>>146199645
Or she loves monty python

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>>146197659
Yes

What is love?

>>146197920
>>146198144
Nice fan fiction.

>>146202201
anon it's in the show

>>146202201
She literally fucks Cat in the shower.

>>146202540
that was ALLEGORICAL

"I would embrace you even if you were covered in feces, Araragi-san."

>>146198028

Cat best girl. CatxCrabxMonkey les threesome best ship.

>>146202625

Bullshit, Crab molested and yuri'd the oppai off of Cat. Canon. On screen. Delicious yuri shower action.

If Araragi died in episode 2 it would be the best show ever made because it would be nothing but horny questionably-bisexual women having an outright orgy in SHAFT architectural backgrounds.

>>146200016
They said that he's not enough of a vampire to have any sort of vampiric charisma

>>146202625

I mean, the relationship between Hanekawa, Araragi, and Senjougahara is odd to say the least. Complicated all around, especially Cat and Crab. Crab has proposed, said she loves Hanekawa (and vice versa) non-jokingly in the commentaries, and told Araragi she wants to name their daughter Tsubasa. Something I don't know how Hanekawa would react to.

And Araragi? He refers to her as "My Hanekawa" to Nadeko in Nadeko Medusa, has a collection of stuff of hers in his room which includes the pigtails he cut off in Tsubasa Song, and literally calls her his second mother in Nise.

And Ougi, who is basically a being of his own conjuring, implies she wants Hanekawa to smile at her and especially bullies her. Underlying Araragi's twisted affections for her.

Sodachi was right in the commentaries, Hanekawa has some freakish stalkers.

>>146204396
Speaking of commentaries, is the ep5 still the only one of Owari that's been translated?

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>>146204498

Never. Yuri is love, yuri is life.

>>146202159
baby don't hurt me

>>146204953
Never reply to me or Monogatari threads again you degenerate scum

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No, because Senjougahara is in love with ME

>>146204396
>told Araragi she wants to name their daughter Tsubasa
> implies she wants Hanekawa to smile at her

These two things were probably a joke and sarcasm respectively. The rest is all true, though.

Nisio should honestly just do a threesome end.

>>146205146
You can have her. Please carry her away and don't bring her back.

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Sure they love each other, but they are also in an open relationship so both can flirt with other girls.

>>146205243
Holy fuck that's some deviantart-tier garbage. Don't post it again.

>>146201284
>>146200915
Crab is weak as fuck so it worked on her alone and for life.

>>146197659
but genuine love is something that can only happen between 2 girls

>>146205177

Nope, the second one is not a joke because Ougi literally says that it's not fair for Hanekawa to be so cute while she bullies her(when she cutely retorts to Ougi saying she has three personas with "But now I have one!")

The reality of what Ougi is makes it funnier.

As for Hitagi, I doubt that was a joke. Gahara is literally smitten, there are so many examples it gets to the point Nisio ships it to troll Cat.

>>146197659
Theres nothing genuine in this world you fuck.

>>146207232
wew

>>146199311
fuck that bitch. She always knows everything, it's so irritating

>>146205528
but genuine love is something that can only happen between 2 2D girls

FTFY

>>146208192
She doesn't know everything, she just knows what she knows.

>>146208192
>so lovely
ftfy

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>>146199413
>>the girl needs to be dramatically crying, preferably in the rain or snow, to confess her love to MC
always gets my heart hard as fuck
better even yet when its reversed

what is the appeal of this series? I don't want to shitpost, genuinely curious

It takes a different unique approach that doesn't seems to fit the standard anime formula at all.

Do native Japanese see an appeal that is lost on the western audience?

>>146212766
fanservice

>>146213010
true indeed

>>146197659
Nope, just bad writing to try and separate it from other harems.

>>146212766
It's full of cute girls and the bantz is top tier.

>>146213552
Like Revolutionary Girl Utena?

>>146200084
But she started to fall for him while he was a vampire

>>146208302
What does this mean? I never understood what she means by this? Im seriously asking here please.

>>146197823
but in a gently manner, thats true love for sure

>>146197659
the stargazing scene in bakemonogatari felt like genuine love to me

>>146214083
More like she was interested in him before it.

>>146197659
It's just a shitty way of

>oh you saved me?
>I love you now
Goddamn i don't know how he fell for some controlling bitch who then went from a 9/10 look wise to a 4/10 with that garbage short hair.

Would have immediately dumped.

>>146197659
She loves him but knows that she already lost so she just enjoys the time they have left together.
He likes her but knows that his thing with her is temporary, so he is pretty carefree about it.

In the end, Arararararagi is immortal and the only girl for him is Bat since they are bound for life.

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>>146215752
Bat is his eternal bro, no romance in it fucker

>>146215659
>that garbage short hair.
Stopped giving a shit about what you thought the moment you said you hated short hair on girls.
Kill yourself.

>>146215609
Not romantically

>>146215900
Except the entire second half of Owari was dedicated to saying that there is romance in it but they're trying to bury it.

>>146215027
Bump

>>146215954
The only person who looks good with short hair in the series is Hanekawa.

Rest are ugly shits with it, kill yourself for having shit tastes

>>146216112
It's just a dumb tautology that is basically telling Araragi not to overestimate her. Then Araragi loved it so much that it became her catchphrase.

>>146198049
Just because you were a sperg in your teens doesn't mean everyone was

>>146216104
Nah just that no matter what he's gonna with her for the rest of his life while Senjou is gonna be left behind eventually

>>146216104
They are obviously attracted to each other but anons will deny it forever. Literally every monogatari thread is waifu but in the end the other girls never even had a chance. They are all temporary fun for Araragi.

>>146216104
He only is attracted to her adult form.

>>146215027
It's just a way of saying she doesn't know everything, but she does know a lot. Basically it's a subtle brag. Araragi is a canon retard so literally every other character is smarter than him. Cat is pretty smart so she doesn't want Araragi coming to her literally all the time looking for answers.

he dies in the end anyway

>>146216243
A manifestation of Araragi's subconscious literally came out and said that Araragi loves Shinobu. I don't know what other proof you need.

>>146215900
might not be romance, but you know they get bored at night sometimes and fool around

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>>146197659
no

>>146217461
Nice meme

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>willingly helped a mass murdering Vampire survive

>didn't leave her to die

The MC of this show is a fag who doesn't deserve the chicks he gets

>>146217645
Well, he deserves the vampire he saved and pledged the rest of his life to.

>>146197659
Yes, they are just both autistic because they don't have many friends.

>>146217803
>betraying the human race

He should literally stake himself

Do you think Gahara lets Koyomi cum inside? She probably thinks if she lets him do that then he'll fall more in love with her and will never leave.

Additionally, do they live together? it seems like as of Hanamonogatari Koyomi doesn't live at home anymore. Would they move in together, or do you think they both have separate dorm rooms?

>>146217895
But he stopped her from killing any more.

>>146217948
The more important question is whether or not their kids would inherit the Ararahoge

It would seem so yeah. Is there any reason to say that they aren't?

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They have a lot of good chemistry. So it's basically the perfect couple.
What I want to know is all the kinks Araragi has when he has sex with Gahara, maybe he asks her to badmouth him while fucking?

>>146219961
desu its the other way around

>>146219961
>no doujin of Senjougahara going back in time to fuck a shota Araragi

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>>146220135
That would require her to actually interact with bat.

>>146220254
I haven't watched this series in a while, has she never interacted with Shinobu?

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>>146220339
Literally not a single word

>>146220339
The entirety of her direct interaction with Shinobu happens in the first episode of Bake.

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>>146220410
>>146220855
Technically she also mentions Shinobu to Kaiki, as a loli (or something along those lines), at the start of Hitagi End, during their negotiation.

>>146220978
Oh, she mentions Shinobu in passing, but she never sees so much as a golden hair in person after Bake 1.

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>>146221040
Also, have a hi-res reaction image.

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>>146221090
Post more Shinobu

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>>146221342

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>>146221559
Donut loli best loli

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>>146221632
I prefer her when she's not being a cute donut loli.

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>>146221657
>mfw

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>>146221700
It's nice that she's becoming happier and opening up to Araragi, but the airs she put on were top-notch and made her seem genuinely regal and captivating.

>>146197659
Actual greatest love story ever told.

Toradora can eat shit.

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>>146221775
Yeah, reading the Kizu LN made me see Shinobu in an entirely different way. The movie hasn't really done it justice so far, in my opinion. Makes me want to read the other LNs.

>>146221913
It's sort-of hard to judge. I think they did a pretty good job of portraying Kiss-Shot. Though I guess there were a few unnecessarily cutesy shots in there.

So when can I buy my Kizu 2 ticket?

>>146222448
I don't think even Aniplex knows.

>>146197659
Personally I dont consider myself to be in a good relationship with anyone who threatens to kill me and insults me, but if araragi is fine with it then I guess it doesnt matter.

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>>146223336
Are you some type of faggot or something?

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>>146197659
Senjougahara is.

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I want owari s2 so bad

>>146215752
Does he like her though? He never said anything about it

>>146197659
Fuck off Hachiman and go to your harem. Saying that though, Yui's mine.

>>146220410
Maybe Senjou just can't see Shinobu, in bake she said she can't see Hachikuji

>>146217645
Well, to be honest, he's a giant hypocrite, so he's as human as it gets.

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>>146221342
>post more shinobu
>posts kisshot
They are the same person, but come the fuck on.

I want crab to staple my foreskin closed

>>146217461
Fuck sake.

>>146225365
No, as above posters have said, she sees and acknowledges her I. The first episode of Bake, while mentioning her to Kaiki in Hitagi End

>>146197659

>/a/ can't recognize love because they've never been in love

>>146200915
>tfw she knows your dick size

>>146197659
Why she such a bitch famalams?

Literally what the fuck was wrong with her at the start of Nise?

>>146229446
Raped and abused

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>>146198144
Sounds reasonable.

Wouldn't want to keep Arararararararararararagi from his lolis.

>>146230701
Such a sexy body my god

>>146201051
Your dad just wasn't fast enough to pull.

>>146219961
10/10 would break my no-fap month to fap.