You come home and see this thing on your bed. wat do

Sleep on the couch.

>>146151884
Put a leash on it and take it for a walk before it ruins my floor.

>>146151884
take out my firearm beside my bed and shoot the disgusting furry in the head

>>146151884
Rape, of course.

>>146151884
Is Mai in my home too?

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>this is your wife's son

>>146152238

You are Mai

Does it imply that im Mai-onee-san ?

>>146152301
>>146152300
You're nowhere near /fit/ enough

>>146152300
Time to masturbate. A lot.

>>146151884
Become a priest and marry him officially with the show's loli-character that has that uberbear.
Shotas and lolis belong together.

>Not a single good phantom world doujin

>>146154979
Would a Takeda Hiromitsu doujin count as good?

Gas the furfag.

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>>146152529
Too young

>>146155438
I am progressive.

Become his mentor and guide him on the path of harems, live vicariously through him like my magoo and chink line art moving pictures.

>>146152238
>Mai will never be your mom
;_;

>>146151884

Show him/her who's the man of the house.

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>>146151884
Watch him sleep

>>146156316
I'd like her to be my childhood sweetheart that I grew up together with, eventually marrying her and having her become the mother of my children.

It'd be picture perfect.

cuddle

>>146151884
First, say my prayers to KyoAni thanking them for this blessing.

Then, tickle him from behind.

[x] seduce reina

>>146151884
Breed

>>146159592
That's not how pregnancy works.

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>>146152529
>Become a priest and marry him officially

>>146158464
childhood friends never won