Describe megumin without using the word "explosion"

Shit.

Not best girl

Flat

cute

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Provocative.

chuunibyou

smol

>>146144372
Bakuretsu

detonation

>>146144372

Autismo

>>146144372
Cumbusting my balls.

>>146144372
Pop

Retarded and gay

Jackie Chan

Bang

Volatile combustible detonator

Cool. Cooler than having sex w/ sunglasses on.

blast

Fuckable

Ejaculation

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Cute.

>>146144372
Worst girl.

>>146144372
loliko

Thermobaric weaponry.

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best gril

>>146144372
Best

>>146144372
I'm not sure what's up with all these one word responses, you didn't limit people or anything.

>>146144372
Washing board

Bakuhatsu.

>>146144372
i am cum

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>>146144372
She makes me want to nut on her smooth flat chest.


but also really conflicted because I want to daughterfu her at the same time because she's so cute and I want to protect her smile.

>>146144372
Loli Torgue.

>>146144372
Best girl winning

>>146144372
emillia

>>146144372
Retard

>>146144372
What makes her a good demoman?

>>146144372
Spontaneous
Incendiary
Bombastic
Destructive
Ordinance


I can go on, OP.

>>146144372
Energetic
Xenodochial
Petanko
Lewd
Observant
Supportive
Intelligent
Obedient
Nice

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>>146144372

>>146145979
>daughterfu
From what you've posted, I think you clearly meant daughteru, right? Daughterfu = daughteru + waifu.

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>>146146404
Yeah, I just got off of a 9 hour overnight.

Thanks.

>>146146466
>>146146404
she's not real anon and never will be

>>146146466
Take care of yourself. Your daughteru would not approve of your lifestyle.

>>146146490
He'll go out in a bang for sure

>>146144372
MAZIK

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>>146146490
>working 60+ hours a week

I-I just want to give her nice things and make sure she doesn't go hungry.

I want to slip the entirety of my middle finger in her delicate little asshole when she's helplessly lying on the ground after releasing an explosing.

>>146144372
Not enough screentime. Please tell me S2 bestows more Megumin. Sure Aqua antics is cool but she's for bullying.

>>146144372
Would give her a piggy back everytime then headpats

I want to carry her home from practicing her magic every day and then lay her down and hold her hand while she regains her strength

>>146144372
Loli-ko.

>>146144372
>Describe megumin without using the word "explosion"
I'm gonna stick my dick in her onahole

once it gets delivered

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A cute girl.

>>146144372
A rapid increase in volume and release of energy in an extreme manner, usually with the generation of high temperatures and the release of gases.

Semen Demon

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a whore

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>>146148353

>>146148560
>>146148353
Delete these.

Megumin is pure.

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>>146144372
Reverse implosion

>>146144372
Detonation

>>146144372
Generic "so le cute and clumsy" dick-bait trash

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perflat

>>146144372
Worst girl

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>>146144372
Inferior

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>>146144372
Cute!

>>146148987
Get the fuck off the internet Aqua.

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Soiled

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RAPID OXIDATION

>>146149027
Kazuma is a monster that needs to be purged.

>>146147626
> onahole
If it doesn't involve diet coke and mentols then it's absolute garbage.

>>146148987
aqua please , you are the worst trash to ever grace your own fucking fantasy world
the only thing you're good for is giving people awkward rage boners you useless piece of shit,
the average neckbeard leads a more productive life than you.

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eighteen years old

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>>146149096
>ywn hate fuck this ass
Shame but
>ywn have to put up with the thing it's attached to

>>146149055
Kazuma is the man we all aspire to be. Don't delude yourself thinking you wouldn't have done the same at his place.

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>>146149055
You mean a total alpha that slays the pussies of his harem between every episode.

>>146149202
Nigga couldn't even get his dick wet with a succubus.

As of last volume, the clear winner

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>>146149055
That monster brainwashed her

>>146149156
Well, I'll take it, if being a beta faggot has taught me one thing, then it's how to not give a shit about being a beta faggot.

>>146149055
He was killed by them after that, actually.

>>146149240
Because he was getting his back washed by Darkness senpai, he didn't even need the succubus.

>>146149304
FUCKING

DELETE

THIS

>>146149357
I know, I've seen this

>>146149371
>didn't even get his dick wet
lel

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>>146149426
What mind-controlling magic did he cast on her?

>>146149505
The magic of being the only one that bothers to help her with her explosions

>>146148987
fuck off Aqua

I want to tenderly take care of Aqua, cutest baka.

>>146149505
It's already canon

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>>146149619
But Aqua literally did that when Kazuma stopped bringing her to the castle.

>>146149793
Aqua is a bitch, though.

>>146149731
I want to physically bully Aqua with my fist

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>>146149622
Un...hand?

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>>146149819

Meany.

>>146149827
YOU SICK FUCKING BASTARD

>>146149843
Best Aqua scene was when she was locked in that cage getting bullied and then everything after that until she got out of it.

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>>146149853
How come she looks happy?

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>>146144372
Semen demon

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>you will never have super happy fun slime time with Aqua

Why even live?

>>146149933
BECAUSE MIND CONTROL GOD DAMMIT

>>146149920
What is that yellow liquid combined with her wet thighs supposed to convey?

>>146150077

The fact that's she's so drunk she spilled all her beer over herself and needs someone to lick it off her.

>>146144372
Micheal Bay, the magical girl

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>>146150007
Whatever it is, it worked. I wanna try and get myself a megu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5AnX_L2zRI

>>146150114
I'd spill all over her, if you know what I mean.

I'm kind of confused as to the state of Kazuma and Megumin's relationship as of the last volume. Is it, like, they are in a relationship now according to both of them, but they're both too afraid to actually make any moves or something?

>>146144372
meme

>>146150184
They're testing each other

>>146144372
Cum magnet

Just realized her hat looks like a face

>>146150486
That's a cute hat

>>146144372
Detonation

>>146144372
NUCLEAR

Deflagration.

>>146150184
They're both awkward kids anon. Did you never have this exact same situation happen to you?

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Chant those spells with me, anons!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dxnp0mb9iS

>>146144372
best

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What's does Aqua's butthole smell like?

>>146152140
Water

>>146152140
I'd love to find out, I wonder what a butthole that isn't confined to that sweaty pit known as panties would be like. I'm sure it would be delightful.

>>146149793
Just bringing her out to do explosions isn't as supportive as actively showing an interest in the explosions themselves and telling her to keep pursuing her dream when Megumin herself is wavering.

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>>146152140

>>146152168
>>146154295

This is the worst, how can I even get hard if her butt doesn't smell?

>>146154346
That's what you get for picking the worst girl

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>>146154463

Aqua is best girl though, Darkness is worst girl.

>>146154526
>Darkness
Oh yeah. Forgot about her.

>>146154526
Darkness is best girl
Wizz second
Megumin
then Aqua

>>146154991

Flip your list the other way and you have it right.

>>146155031
Oppai is life my friend, plus Darkness is filthy rich

>>146155369
and her willingness to do anything is a pretty interesting trait if you catch my drift

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>>146155369

Ass is life my friend, plus Aqua is a goddess.

Also if you got stranded on a desert island with no fresh water, you could survive by just drinking Aqua's pee, drinking Darkness' pee would just dehydrate you further until you die. In other words, Aqua is litreally life.

I would ejaculate Diet coke into Megumin's womb filled with mentos.

>>146155595
She maybe a goddess but she is shown to useless more than once ;) lo

l>>146155505
True this is why she is on another level

>>146155772

I don't care what anyone else says, Aqua has clearly been the most useful member of his party, she even brought Kazuma back to life once.

>>146144372
autistic

qt with bantz

>>146144372
Art.

>>146154295
Wouldn't it be more like distilled or bacteriostatic?

why is kazuma in a relationship with megumin and not darkness

>>146155824
> once
I think the count is up to 5. Honestly I want to see how high it can get.

>>146154991
Megumin
Darkness
Wizz
Aqua

Kazuma is a bit too much of a dick to the girls, Megumin deserves better.

>>146156434
The main guy is always a dick, think to DxD or Monster Musume, get's a legion of women, is a dick.. (Couldn't think of any other harem off top of my head)

Was KonoSuba actually good in hindsight, or was it just yet another shitty seasonal isekai/vidya-themed anime? Would you watch it again, or do you wish you had never watched it?

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What's this guy name? he seems to be pretty chill

>>146157239
It was dumb and not that funny, but it had its moments and it was fairly short so I didn't feel like I wasted my time.

>>146144372
boom

A complex girl with a simple taste for the refined.

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>>146157239
It's a great comedy show.

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I want to bully Darkness into mastering the ultimate lethal art of self defense so that she can never lose a fight again.

Explosive.

>>146156251
Megumin can reign in her bullshit. Dorkness can't.

Aqua is the best girl.

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>>146157239
Watched two times and read everything at least three times.
A scummy MC in fantasy Australia filled with cunts and a loliko is what makes this show great. Kasuma is a lazy cunt and all girls have flaws to some degree, they are far more "human" and the humor is spot-on.

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>>146151756
I physically cringed.

>>146144372
ejaculation

>>146144372
'splosion!

How old is Kazuma supposed to be? Isn't he over 20 since that's the legal drinking age in japan? How is he supposed be with megumin if she's only 14 or so?

>>146161849
I think he's 16-17

He mentions he doesn't give a shit about the Japanese drinking age as he's in a different world

Useless.

>>146162141
Read the LNs. She completely fucks demon armies and generals multiple times. I gets to the point where it stops even being a challenge by the latest novel.

>>146162117
Isn't there some law preventing the depiction of underage drinking or something in anime/manga? Or is it only cigarettes.

>>146152508
she wears invisible panties though

>>146162675
I want to call bullshit, but invisible panties would explain why you can never see her anus even when she's taking positions that ought to make her cheeks spread open.

>>146144945
CUTE!

>>146162117
He is 15 at start while megumin is 13

>>146162263
Sex. Underage banging is only pedo food no matter how much of a middle/elementary school slut you were.

>>146157337

Darkness Says it in the episode where they fight veridia, when she's mourning them after she thinks they died.

>10 episodes

>>146150184
I dont want spoilers are you lads talking about the manga or the show?

>>146144372
little girl

eruption

>>146169982
Light novel

Anyone have a image of Darkness trying out Megumins outfit?

>>146144372
What will happen if she takes off her eye patch?

>>146173121
YAMERO

>>146173121
She'll look slightly less cool. The eyepatch and lines that go with it were from a friend of hers.

>>146169230
>It's 11

>>146157239
Reverse Gary Stew and Mary Sew. It's chill.

>>146157239
I picked it up after being very disappointed in the first few episodes of Re:Zero. It's nothing outstanding but probably the only Isekai that not only got me to finish it but was actually pretty enjoyable. Megumin lived up to the meme hype, Kazuma and Aqua were an enjoyable duo, and the world had a nice, down to earth atmosphere (compared to the rest of the genre at least).

>>146174998
There's a lot of people that loved both

>>146144372
Ugly seiyuu

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>>146176317
>loving Reddit:Zero

violently exothermic loli

SUPER MEGUMINS BIGGU BANGU ATTACKU

>>146144372
Dynamites.

>>146156612
>Monmusu
>Darling being a dick

Uwotm8

>>146144372
Best girl 2016

>>146161849
His VA sounds like 40

>>146144372
Lolikko.

>>146144539
tenshi

>>146147731
Get this disgusting language out of here.

>>146159172
Kojima, pls.

>>146144372
token loli

>>146144372
She deserves a Kazuma.

>>146148654
the cringe.....

>>146157239
I don't usually re-watch things but sure I guess.

>>146178368
I can agree with this.

Where to read translated konosuba light novel? Thank you

>>146183607
Holy sword excaliber

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>>146183705
I wanna be friends with yun yun

>>146183725
Muh dick.

>>146183792
How can something that cute be such SCUM.

>>146144372
Iron board

>>146144372
Would give unlimited headpats

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>>146184222
It is a nice bonus.

>>146185696
What the FUCK is up with her hands

>>146183705
i like EP11 and reaction

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7PhflXON_03MlljSHFpWGhSaVU/view?pref=2&pli=1

>>146185717
Its the crystal treatment

FLAT


CHEST
best chest

>>146144372
Weapon of Mass Destruction

>>146176395
Yeah, how dare people like what you, oh great special snowflake blessed by the gods with objective taste, don't like
Those blasphemers should burn at the stake

>>146188128
Being this autistic.

>>146188210
Yes, acting like people are inferior because they like a certain show (in this case, Re:Zero) is pretty autistic

>>146188505
No I believe you are inferior because of your race and genetic makeup.

>>146144372
That Girl in a Harem Without Fanservice.

>>146144372
Nuclear

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>>146188656
>Without Fanservice
that's some selective memory there senpai

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>>146188832
Aqua remind me of my shiba inu

>>146188832
What, I don't remember her getting anything lewd that's more than just situational or implied fanservice (like the broom grinding), and can't even remember more than two times of such.
Meanwhile one of the girls is basically naked down there, and the others got pretty hardcore fanservice too.

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>>146188911
>don't remember anything lewd
Shortly after offering to "shake him from behind" , she hands him a vase and tells him to piss in it, with the kind of serenity that would make even the likes of Satou "Totally-Not-Rance" Kazuma falter.
Then streaks through the mansion ass naked.

And then there's the OVA
And then there's the rest of the LN

>>146189298
Kazuma teases her being like a child to him so she joins him in the bathtub to make her point. Of course, all acording to Satou "not a lolicon" Kazuma's keikaku

tryhard

>>146144372
Would feed

>>146189298
>>146189564
See, I was right, no fanservice of the sexual kind, just situational or implied, nothing visual.
There is some in the OVA, but not much.

Pure Sex

Meme

>>146144372
Aggressively explosively adorable