Wryy?

>>146072359
Masturbate furiously for days since I can't get tired

>>146072359
Hang inside a castle, get minions, but don't bother taking over the world or killing Joestars.

>>146072359
Become the king of a small country

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>>146072359
gather all my asassins to kill the joestars at the same time instead of sending one at a time like a moron

>>146072359
Jerk off.

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>>146072393
>>146072631
why jack off when you can literally get any woman you want?

>>146072458
The crusaders are coming after you anyway since killing you is the only way to save Jotaro's mother.

>>146072359
Arrange for their plane to crash over the ocean or in a building by using a flesh bud to override the Tower of Gray guy's free will. Forget fighting those fucks, just have them killed in a "Terrorist Attack" to make the world more interesting.
Or, since The World could beat Star Platinum at the start of the fight before it learns time stop bullshit, meet them at the fucking airport.
But before that I read "My" diary to learn more about "My" plans for the future.

>>146072393
>>146072631
Guys i love masturbation as much as the next annon, but why not do as
>>146072676
Said? Remember super evolved lifeform with hypnotic powers and body/face combo that is literally close to being the pinnacle of humanity/greek god. In short everything most annons are not.

So why not get real girls?
Heck if we judge by twilight's...shudders.. popularity they would jump on our dick faster than we can say Za Warudo!

As for me i am gonna be going for "enthusiastic walks" to close that freaking wound on my neck, cause i want to do my freakin time hax as long as i want.

>>146072359
>immortal
>tons of money to throw around
>women literally flinging themselves at him any time he wanted
>army of dedicated loyal followers
>one of the strongest Stands in the entire world
>have literally the perfect body that used to belong to the world's greatest hero

DIO had pretty much conquered the world already

>>146073052
Yeah, if he had his pride under control he could have won at the end of stardust. As his body was finally closing the wound by metabolizing Joseph's blood his time stop duration was increasing fast.
All he had to do was retreat and curbstomp Jotaro another day, after all 5 sec stop < a couple of minutes.

"Hmm I, Anno-..DIO, yes I DIO must not let my pride overwhelm what little sanity i have left. Now to find some bitches to drain"

>>146072981
With Dio's body, could any 3dpd even compete?

>>146073747
"Hmm, yes you are right extra voice in my head.
I Ann-DIO, need no harlot since i have myself and a mirror. "

>>146072359
Wait for anime to be invented.

>>146074102
"How do you like your steak annon?"

>>146072359
Wait 27 years to make this shitpost.

>>146072981
I just want to know something. What's the level of body control a Pillar man has?
If they can recreate vaginas perfectly, I already know what I'm doing.

>>146075409
Depends
Unenchanced/pre stone mask race of generic pillar man? Probably around vamp level

Kars and co after they wore the "imperfect" masks? Probably enough to make you a barely workable genderbender.

Kars after he wore the perfect mask with the jewel in it? Whatever the fuck you want son.
Octopus pussy? In you or others? You got it.

So yes if i woke up in DIO's body, i would acquire means of space travel and go find Kars so he can make me another perfect mask.

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Just fuck off to different places at night and never stop moving so they dont find me. spend my down time being an alcoholic and getting laid in the shade.

>>146076819
>Be alcoholic
>Vampire super hax metabolism
I got bad news for you bro, alcohol would become
akin to sugar water for you. Just tasty no inebriation.

>>146073702
And it's not like he'd be bad at hiding either

Without Joseph, no one would have found Dio

>>146077953
Oh goddamn, i am imagining DIO intentionally allowing Jotaro to live and just giving him random calls every couple of years only to troll him
"Oh whats that, your mother DIED and you have
no way to avenge her? What a shame CLICK"