ITT: Dialogue that gets you hard

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Gets me every time

>your dick is better than my husbands/boyfriends dick

>I'm making a shit thread!

>>146065108
>Walk me home gently

>>146066003
AH IM CUMMING INSIDE THE CATALOG AND MAKING IT PREGNANT WITH MY SHITPOST

>>146065108
Fuck off 3DPD.

>>146066003
>Not making shit threads yet going on 4chan
What are you doing with your life?

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>>146067772
You seem bootybothered by things that aren't anime girls

>>146066136
HAHN~ SOLVE THE CAPTCHA FASTER AND RELEASE YOUR MEMES INSIDE ME!

>>146068110
/a/ - Anime & Manga

1) All images and resulting discussion should pertain to anime or manga.

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>>146065108
>take responsibility please

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>>146068268
I'm just gonna continue to watch you squirm

>>146065108
Are you kidding me? Doujin dialogue is usually so retarded that you're better off getting the raws.

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>>146065108
>Cum outside not inside
>Cums inside

>my body isnt listening anymore! It feels too good!

>>146065888
What's the original Japanese?

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>>146068268

>>146068796
/thread

>BAN
>KAI

>My butt feels weird onii-chan, please put it inside!

>ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-DDDD-DUEL!!!

>>146068796
This isn't a "Times in manga/anime you have acted as the Joker" thread.

>my hips are moving on their own

>SATAN GUIDE MY COCK

>i love you

>>146065108
what does "kissing my womb" feel like?

for me, not the girl

asking for a friend tonight

>>146069959
Like her womb is kissing your dick.

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>>146069959
probably like nothing since sex isn't as exciting as you see in doujins
not that i would know

>>146070024
It isn't

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>Ahh...Onii-chan's scent!!

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>a boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.

>>146070311
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

when a lady says to a shota 旦那のより大きい

>>146070311
Stop posting Keit-ai because it's already an anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic

>>146065108
Everything that includes asspussy or mouthpussy

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>>146070311

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>>146070311
ALWAYS

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>>146070311
I came buckets.

>ugh
I literally cum buckets every time some pure guy expresses in english his utter disgust at whatever sexual situation he's just been exposed to.

>>146068932
>>146068337
>>146068110
Reported. I know a mod personally and I've just called him. Enjoy your ban.

I am willing to let you go if you apologize.

>drown your new little brother in your cum!

>>146066003
That gets you hard? Some very specific fetish you got there.

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>"Let Onee-san take care of you~"

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>>146065108

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>>146074815
>"Let Mamma take care of you~"

>>146065108
>repeating "I love you" over and over
>while teary eyed
>with a leglock

I'm cumming, doujin-chan.

>>146074970
>please give it to me

The sauce? Please give it to me.

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>>146074970
>>146075104
"A tailor"

>>146075156
Fug. I'm dumb. I appreciate the try though.

The worst part is that I recognize the art but don't know the artist name. Is it the one whose name is like a fucking ancient fish right?

>Stick it up your ass and swivel on it

>b-but I'm a boy

>NOT MY BABYYYY!!!!

>>146065888
Sauce?

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>>146076123

>onii-chan

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>>146076281

>>146065108
>Accept all of my sperm inside of you and become my woman
>I will

>No don't look down there!
>It's embarrasing!

God, I don't know why that gets me hard.

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>H-His cock so far down my throat...he's going to come directly into my stomach!

>>146077809
>doesn't even let the girl carefully taste the semen