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Girls und Panzer, GuP, /ak/

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I'm gonna make anon an offer he can't refuse.
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>>145785709
Does it involve vomiting?
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Xth for Yukari!
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>>145785997
Was this really your initial question?
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5 Minutes, you know the drill. (actually make it 10, some people might wanna skim the recap image)

http://www.strawpoll.me/11008616
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>>145786061
Yes, this is important.
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>>145785905
Touche.
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Enough tumblr erp shit already.
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>>145786068
I got a pizza caption, it's like pottery
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>>145786187
Why? It's GuP related, this is the GuP thread what's wrong?
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>>145786187
It's also something more to do than argue between Yukarifags and Erikafags.
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>>145786187
The proxy dude had the right idea.
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>>145786187
Seriously though where the hell did the idea that tumblr does this even come from
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>>145786329
They wouldn'tve even had a "Rape Momo" option.
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>>145786187
>erp
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Sometimes I feel bad garupans don't exist

Then I remember that if they don't exist nobody else will have them
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I wanna feed Duce my pasta.
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You fags better thank that proxy guy for forcing new voting.
Now the most retarded option isn't winning.
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>>145786426
Thank you based proxy guy.
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>>145786419
The Duce is mine, you can't feed her your pasta
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>>145786426
Can we tone back the guy's Rance streaks a bit
Declaring our love for Arisa AS SHE CATCHES US was about the stupidest thing you could do, even worse than option #2 was, yet everyone thought that was the 'romantic' option. The REAL best choice was to do and say NOTHING and let Arisa react first.

but no everybody wants the MC from Thunderbolt so this is what we're stuck with
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>>145786426
>>145786475
Proxyfag here, love you too.
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>>145786426
Wouldn't people have ended up voting the same though?

>>145786371
But surely there are plenty of garupans to go around?
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>>145786498
Watch me.
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>>145786371
They exist in our hearts. We are the garupans.
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>>145786506
Yeah, everything was pretty good up until then, then we had a whole streak of clusterfucks after Arisa went to sleep.
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>>145786515
Thats why you change the options.
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>>145786533
Deep down we are all Yukari
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>>145785709
fuck off generals
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>>145786615
>Autism
>Loves tanks
Yeh fuck you're right
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>>145786624
Do you say the same in the MonMusu thread?
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>>145786615
The only reason Yukari is appealing to anons is that she's modeled after them
The series is a giant wish fulfillment wankfest for history nerds and tank buffs
There are not and will never be a large population of female military history enthusiasts
None of them would be cute
And they still wouldn't want to be with you
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>>145786624
S-same
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bluddy late ere in britbongland see you lads in the morn
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>>145786725
So what you're saying is... 2D is superior.
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>>145786763
>Late
Lad it's hald past 11, stay on you wimp.
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>>145786763
It's 23 and a 'alf bongs you wanker
My gran stays awake longer than you
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>>145786780
Was there ever any doubt?
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>>145786725
>And they still wouldn't want to be with you
delet

why not?
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You shrug your shoulders slightly and grin smugly, shaking your head in response "I can tell you right now they haven't followed me, can't tell you why, but trust me." you say coolly. “You what!?---” Pepperoni jumps up from her seat to start arguing with you, but the Duce puts her hand up “Pepperoni, sit down.” she says calmly. “But Duce!” Pepperoni protests. “Sit. Down.” the Duce says sternly now, Pepperoni sits down looking angrily at the ground. The Duce turns back to you, “Kid, I don't know what you did, but I can tell you ain't lyin'” She says with a smirk “Most people who run into Pravda are either dead, or out of their minds, I know I've seen that girl somewhere before as well, the Tower's footstool I believe...Dunno how you got her to tag along with you, but you did something crazy I would imagine.”, you simply grin in response, “So, what kind of jobs you think would suit you the most?” She says in her Raspy tone, as she sucks on her Cigar once more.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11008771
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>>145786763
>Not staying up all night for nearly 3 days in a row reading CYOA
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>>145786883
>Selling Booze
>Collecting Money
>No "Special Jobs" that will throw us into full Hotline Oorari.
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>>145786883
Well, we WERE drug peddlers, so selling is our strong suit.
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>>145786961
You don't do special jobs straight up you nigger. You have to earn trust in the Family first. Do you even mafia?
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>>145787007
>Do you even mafia?
Uhh...

Flashes back to playing Mafia 2, going on murder sprees.
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>>145786961
>>145787007

Gotta prove prove our worth to the family. Show them how to professionally roll joints or take money. The shruooms man.

>>145787052
It's for the family so it's alright. Also Mafia III announced. Go figure.
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>>145786961
Campus guard is as close as we'll get
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>>145786883
>campus guard
>huge opportunity to go full Rance on Anzio students
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>>145787083
>Mafia III announced.
Yeah but it takes place in the 60's when the Government was really cracking down on organized crime.

At the same time you play as a Vietnam vet in the 60's, so you can mow down Hippies with a M16A1.
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>>145786961
Nigga you just can't roll into Godmother's house and be like "Sup bitch, gib me special job and a baseball bat to crush every russian skull that stands between me and my new assignment. Get it?"
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>>145787164
>Not wanting to mow down Hippies with an M60
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>>145787194
Touche.
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>>145787145

This. Anzio parties yeah.
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>>145787164
The mafia was at it's height of power in the 60s and early 70s.
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>>145787164
>so you can mow down Hippies with a M16A1.
Shit, I want it now.
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>>145787194

Not defending Tony Montana and his mansion as a super crazy hippie with M48 MBT with Ma Deuce in one hand and the other the M60 GPMG shouting GOOKS IN THE WIRE.
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>>145787255
A damn shame it takes place in New Orleans and not Washington. Mow those fucks down by the truckload.

>>145787279
Hopefully we get a part of the story where we're in the shit.
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>>145787164
>you are a racemixed guy with an M16 with military training ready to kill hippies
my dick is ready
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>>145787250
>Implying that the mafia hasn't just got more sneaky
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>>145787279
Great, now I want to dual-wield M60's
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>>145787194
>it ain't I me starts playing
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>>145787353
>>145787345
>>145787194
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SON
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>>145786475
How strangely appro.

...and I'm suddenly imagining her to be quite ripped under that pirate uniform
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>>145787353

>Singing Fortune Son as you drive a M551 Sheridan down the street as cops try to stop you.
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Vote guys

http://poal.me/9hfuyw
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>>145787461
I would bang any of my forefather's tanks.
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>>145787461
>Which WW2 tank would you most like to bang?

Isn't it obvious?
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>>145787461
>septic tank
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>>145787397
With that picture you should've had
"GOD BLESS YOU PLEASE
MRS. ROBINSON
HEAVEN HOLDS A PLACE FOR THOSE
WHO PRAY!"
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>>145787397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

>tfw while looking for pictures of M60's being held, I saw an AA-12 painted in an MLP style
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>these 14 yo horny faggots will grab the first chance to NTR Nina
I hate you guys. Don't play with that innocent angel.
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>>145787589
I'm actually one of the $100 kickstarters for that game
I was not disappointed
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>>145787397
>you will never play Black Ops for the first time again
damn I love the Vietnam missions
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>>145787461
Voted for Hetzer, Kekked for Septic Tank
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>>145787687
Nigga you saw how they treated Arisa.
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>>145787711
What did you get for donating $100?

Also, did you donate for their latest game, GoGo DPRK?
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>>145787687
I thought we are going for the harem route?
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>>145787726
>please allow me to introduce myself
>i'm man of wealth and taste
>i've been around for a long, long year
>stole many a man's soul to waste
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>>145787771
Only if Nina is okay with it.
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>>145787760
I got to pick a tank to be in the game
And no I haven't partially because I'm a bit broke after buying a brits for trump T-shirt and partially because I don't care about it
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>>145787654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
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>>145787726
Why the fuck are you nostalgiaing for fucking blackcocks of all things? Why not CoD2 or something? You know, an ACTUALLY DECENT entry before 4 heralded the end and 5 ushered it in?
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>>145786883
Selling booze just inched ahead
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>>145787771
>almost every character is disgusted by anon's actions
>muh harem
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>>145787822
Which one?
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You decide to stick to what you know, rather than gunning for something grander right off the bat.. “I guess I could sell your Grappa for you, Duce. I'm a businessman before anything else, despite my appearance.” You say pointing to your Parka. “Starting from the bottom? Commendable to see someone who doesn't let their greed get the better of them.” The Duce grins at you looking satisfied. “As for your clothes, I think you need something a bit more sharp.” The Duce turns around to the blonde behind her “Carpaccio, get the boy and his girl some new clothes, it has to be fit for our new collector.”. Carpaccio bows her head “Yes Duce.”, you quickly speak up, “Duce, I'm fine being a seller, really. You don't have to make me anything more.” you say with the utmost respect, but the Duce simply shakes her head “You seem a talented boy, selling is for the rabble, you took on Pravda and got out alive, remember?” You bow your head “I understand Duce, thanks for the opportunity.”

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>haven't been in a GuP thread since the end of June
>have been lurking in a few of these threads over the past few days
What the fuck happened to you guys? Did the lack of new GuP drive you insane?
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>>145787505
All the infantry tanks are good taste but the Valentine is the best
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>>145787899

Yes. Duh. Also waiting for manga translations and that book thingy that one anon did. Or did he do them all already? I saw like 4 of them.
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>>145787899
More or less. Now sit down and join the rest.
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>>145787726
>not Battlefield Vietnam
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>>145787906
I disagree, the best tank to bang would be a cavalry tank. The cromwell to be specific.
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>>145787899
May as well crash our sanity with no survivors. S2 never.
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>4 year anniversary coming up

It doesn't feel that long ago.
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>>145787899
>Implying that we weren't insane already.
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You considered being a wise-ass as usual, but this probably isn't the time nor place for it. You lift your head to see the Duce holding out her hand, palm down. You're pretty sure you know what you've got to do.

(it was tied when I check when my 20 minute timer went, so I hybridised.)

http://www.strawpoll.me/11008983
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>>145787899
No, eleven years rotting in this hellhole did. I no longer care what I do here and this has my attention right now.
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>>145787874
TOG II
[spoilerI've seen the secret route and holy fuck it was great, I can't wait for the lemon patch
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>>145787853
black ops was 6 years ago

also my favorite CoD is _3_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfvWKpSdiYg
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>>145787899
I want to smell Miho's farts
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>>145787982
>That last option
kekked
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WE MAFIA NOW BOYS
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>>145788000
>He was responsible for the TOG II being in the game
Hello Jingles

>Lemon patch
So we will get lewder pics of the Tanks?
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>>145787982
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11008983
Anyway we can go temp without fucking disrespecting the duce?
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>>145787964
>Cromwell meme
Opinion disregarded
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>>145787973
But we weren't even this mentally broken during the long years between the end of the TV series and when we got subs for the movie in May. Nor during the wait for the final 2 episodes when the show was airing.

Was it the realisation after the post-movie honeymoon period that there will be no more substantial content going forward that finally caused people to crack?
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>>145788040
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HOL UP HOL UP

Aren't we betraying Kay by joining Duce?
Not like I'm opposing this idea, just a friendly question.
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>>145788107
Not just me, I think like four of us picked it
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>>145788144

Nah nah nah, we're just find new sources of income so Kay doesn't rape us.
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>>145788144
This is temporarily. Besides, from the get-go, we never worked for Kay. She just took a cut so we can use Arisa/grow weed.
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>>145788119
Whatever, mate. It was a perfectly fine tank.
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>>145787982

Try to use poal.me anon, it has a proxy protection by default
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>>145788144
Who cares? Kay seems like a bit of a cunt and we royally pissed off Arisa
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>>145788178
But I want to be raped by Kay.
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>>145788104
Prostitution ring when?

Chi-ha-tan girls would be the best for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreation_and_Amusement_Association
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>>145788204

What about raped by Kay and Duce if we fuck up? Then Pepperoni and Naomi join in.

Nippon Sigh! Captcha knows!
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>>145788193
>Perfectly fine
Sure thing man
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>>145788002

> CoD 3

Mi Negro
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Would you support Saori when she quits tonks and decides to take up prostitution?
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>>145787461
>Toldi
>Turan
Someone else appreciates Hungarian tanks!
Neither of them are as sexy as the Zrinyi though.
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>>145787946
So did I miss anything interesting? One of the last things I remember was making a thread over on /c/ for Duce because people wouldn't stop spamming images of her in the weeks following the stream with the auto-translated subs.
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>>145788244
Well, we work for mafia now so we'll be her managers.
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>>145788237
What exactly was wrong with it anon?
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>>145788290

Let's see, Little Army 2 chapter 10 I think or was it 11, previews for Red Ribbon, some anon had a book with some details on the other school ships and what they did. That's what I have on the top of my head.
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>>145788375
>some anon had a book with some details on the other school ships and what they did.
Where did he acquire such a book?
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>>145788299
>Bad gun
>No armour
>Unreliable
All it had going for it was it's speed and low profile which meant very little when a light breeze can penetrate you
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>>145788244
I would buy her just for me
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>>145788423

I can't recall but he can translate it so we all happy. Does someone have the pastebin?
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>>145785709
I hope it's not pasta.
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>we will soon fuck Anzio girls while Nina is holding our hand
I see, writefag is Shindol alright.
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>>145788481
>All it had going for it was it's speed and low profile
Sometimes you just wanna go fast. They were heavily used as scout tanks in Europe anyway.

Also, the gun wasn't terrible. Could have been better, sure. But it got the job done in accordance with its role.
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>>145788481
It wasn't unreliable from most crewman's account, it was praised for being reliable. The gun was a major flaw yes, but that's why we developed the Charioteer. The armour was decent, admittedly not the best, but it did well in our 7th armoured division.
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>>145788521

St Gloriana

http://pastebin.com/nip2jjdU

Maple High

http://pastebin.com/2H7jbUNs

Viggen High

http://pastebin.com/S1PdHWPr

Maginot

http://pastebin.com/WiMtprPu

BC freedom

http://pastebin.com/jkL6Kc2z

Count Highschool

http://pastebin.com/9L8aB7BR
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>>145788649
6pdr wasn't awful at all. 57mm, sure, but remember the fucking stupid powder charges brits used compared to the US? Only reason the 17pdr had that much punch.
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>>145788589
What a time to be alive.
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>>145788690
>Yukarifags are NTR fags
What a surprise. Into the mass grave with them.
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>>145788688
Yeh but the Cromwells were armed with the 75mm because it had a better HE shell than the 6 pdr
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>>145786329
Because tumblr is commonly seen as an outlet for the least demanding creative fan activity that is writing fanfiction.

>>145786261
But it's not anime or manga discussion and that what /a/ is for, faggot.


I felt comfy in those chained threads, but then there were those dumps of the same pictures over and over, then that one dumb fuck coming and shitting on /ak/ translators and typesetters for no reason and now this cringy fanfiction. Generals need to stop when there's no new content and your collective dick stroking belongs in /ghost/ or /trash/.
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>>145788662
Did you watch that documentary on BBC 3? because it's funny that you should mention that because it also points out that the crew hated them

>>145788649
It was pretty shitty, one couldn't even penetrate the rear of a Tiger I
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>>145788895
What's just stopping you from leaving?
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You lean in, and gently peck Duce on the hand. “And so it is done, welcome to the family.” Duce declares proudly. Pepperoni and Duce clap lightly in celebration, as do the two smug-looking guards outside the room. Nina is looking around confused as ever but seems happy none the less. Carpaccio walks by you and notions her head towards the door. You take the hint and follow her outside, Nina trailing behind you. “I think it's good that you've decided to join the family.” Carpaccio says while letting her eyes wander to the ceiling. “Things have been pretty boring around here as of late, a fresh face is good to see.”. You two make small-talk on your way to another school building. You stop outside of a room reading 'Textile's Club' and Carpaccio motions you and Nina inside. The club members all turn and stare at you for a few seconds, screwing their noses up at your clothes almost instantly, Carpaccio pokes her head in the door and says “Collector.” before poking her head back out.

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The club members instantly swarm around you, offer general apologies for their rude reaction and get to work measuring you and Nina up from head to toe. A few hours later you and Nina exit the room, Carpaccio is sitting on a seat waiting, her hat covering her face. Obviously asleep. The sound of the door shutting is enough for Carpaccio to wake, she eyes you and Nina up and down, “Molto meglio.” she says, clapping her hands together. You turn to look in the window of the textiles club and see your reflection, head-to-toe you look like a Mafioso, dressed in something you'd imagine Al Capone to have worn (he's the only Mafioso that you can actually think of right now.). Nina looks cute too, they managed to pry off her Ushanka and fit her into a nice dark-grey schooldress and white-tights. “So, guess we'd better find you a job to test you out, Carpaccio says with a grin.” you nod in agreement as Nina starts clinging to your arm once again.

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>>145788927
www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/programmes/formats/documentaries/all
I don't see the tank documentaries here senpai.
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>>145789005
Can we get a jacket jacket?
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You follow Carpaccio back to the same building Duce was in, but into a separate room filled with only a desk and a ton of paperwork. “To be honest, the Duce already had prepared something for you when she learned you got here after messing with Pravda, I think you'll like this one.” she says with a chuckle pulling out a thin file from her desk and placing it on her desk for you to see, you open it up and smirk a little, “Shoulda known.” you say to yourself. Turns out someone's living away from Campus at the moment, and has developed a touch of a drinking habit. It's our old friend, Klara. Turns out she was sent off from Pravda by her higher ups to find a certain thieving Finn, which she thought was a waste of her talents. You inform Carpaccio that she's already got the Finn, and has probably gone back to Pravda. “Ah, not quite. Turns out Pravda are sending people down to come get the Finn, we heard they won't be there for a few days.

Cont- I'll try Poal.me by the way
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>>145788664
Lovely. Thanks anon.

>>145788927
>It was pretty shitty, one couldn't even penetrate the rear of a Tiger I
The 75mm HV was selected because of its superior HE shell (and better ROF), which was in accordance with its role. It ended up complementing the Firefly nicely due to the Firefly's lack of a decent HE shell.
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>>145788866
Oh. Duh, of course. I forgot it had the QF bored-out ones.

>>145788895
The only thing I find cringy is that the guy running it doesn't seem to like to stick to in-character portrayals and seems to be bent on making the crazy suggestions the ones to play towards.

Besides. if you've got some stash of doujinshi I haven't read then I'd be more than glad to stop and consume that shit instead. But no, that's all done and gone. If I've got to resort to a CYOA to get what I want out of life then that's what's going to happen, like it or not. They don't make CYOA doujins and I don't have a thousand bucks to go around commissioning doujin authors and artists to indulge my specific urges but by god if I did then I would, and you'd be the first to know.

I just cannot be brought to care about 'post quality' anymore, or 'board culture'. Not only is the faggotry cutoff six years fucking past, we're living in the god damned post-moot era. Nothing matters anymore and we're all fucking dead.
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Looks like they want Klara to operate some sort of business on our turf, but for now let's focus on getting our cash back for our booze, dumb Pravdas just dunno when to quit drinking.” Carpaccio informs you in a long-winded sentence. You nod in confirmation, pick up the file containing her last known address and frequented places and start to head out. “Hey, You might need these.” Carpaccio calls out to you as she throws you a set of keys. “Take one of the trucks out back, beats walkin'”…

http://poal.me/r6277l
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>>145789068
Oh it was BBC 2
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01pyjfw
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>>145789198
Pay Kay after the job.
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>>145789259
This
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>>145789227
Thanks for showing me this. Since I don't watch TV often, this should be an interesting watch. Regardless, other sources seemed to have had a like to the Cromwell.
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>>145789398
I quite enjoyed it, really shows it from the tankers perspectives
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>>145789533
As somebody hoping to make it inot the current day RTR, I like to see other's perspectives and expieriences inside the hull of one of those beasts. As different as they are to their modern day successors.
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>>145789198
What do people think of this Poal.me thing?
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>>145789657

No problems for me. So good I guess.
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>>145789657
>>145789674
Same.
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>>145789657
I think it's better, cause it allows people to change answers.
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>>145789657
Only complaint is no embed BUT I can change my choice so it's cool .
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The fuck do we do about our clothes when we get there
Klara will know something is totally fucking wrong when we show up looking like MG Kelly.
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>>145789776
Correction lad.
Klara will know something is totally fucking wrong when she sees us.
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Scans when?
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>>145789839

Then we Cneeki breeki, Mafioso style.
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>>145789839
I smell rape
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>>145789851
Pedofags are worst than Erikafags and Yukarifags combined
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>>145789839
We should just shoot her, then.
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>read last RW finally
>Erika loses and in tears
Comrades, I'm in tears from laughter! Also it took Centipede team a while to get here, they lost like a bazillion of matches before but I guess they learned a lot along the way and now it's Maho's turn to act on her promise and WRECK them.
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You raise your hand as up as you turn to walk away “Thanks.” you say to Carpaccio. As you walk out of the building you're filled with confidence, you spit into you hands and give your hair a quick slick, crack your knuckles and walk over to the trucks round the other side of the building. You have to help Nina up into on of the trucks before getting in yourself, you start the engine and pull out of Anzio. “Shit, been a while since I've got to drive, I haven't been able to afford a car...” you say to Nina, whether she's listening you don't know. You realise if you wanted to you could probably drive all the way to Nagasaki, but decide to make good on your promises to the Duce and go see Klara, you feel this'll be 'therapeutic' for you anyway. You pull up to your destination, a small apartment building in an average part of town. You jump out of the truck and tell Nina to keep watch. You mosey on up to Klara's apartment door and lift up your right hand...

http://poal.me/fsftyl
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>>145789944
With what?
We don't even have our club anymore.
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>>145789776
This
>thinking this will turn out any way other than
>knock knock
>peers through peep
>"блядь!!"
>window breaks
>blonde gopnik takes off running
>2016
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>>145790014
Come on business boys, we have to at least act business until she becomes a cunt
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>>145790028
I'm sure Anzio has some old Beretta M1934s stashed away for emergencies. We should just borrow one of those.
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>>145790101
I'm for it, but... >>145790078
brings up a point..
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>>145790078
>Chase blonde gopnik
>Rape
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>>145790101
We act business until she opens the door.
Then we can go back to acting as insane as usual.
You know,we need to caught her off guard.
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>>145790127
>>145790101
Take two seconds to peek around, see if there are windows. Saddle up to the door but do not put a hand or ear directly to it. Listen for between five and ten seconds. Then knock.
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IMPORTANT QUESTION


Is the truck visible from the door
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>>145788959
Being here for a fucking long time if it wasn't obvious. Imagine you go to your favourite pub where you know the owner and the usual company and where you feel comfortable, but instead of familiar faces you come across a guy whom you've never seen here before who is taking a gargantuan shit on the floor. As you tell him that he'd better clean this up because well, it's a stinky pile of shit, he just finishes what he's doing, turns around and asks
>What's just stopping you from leaving?
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>>145790223
It's an apartment building. Let's assume in the standard anime place. Second floor, third last door.

Answer: Probably not, there are also no front windows.
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>listening for people is leading

Damn guys, are we actually doing smart things now? I'm quite shocked.
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>>145790223
>taking this loli rape simulator that serious
Anon...
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>>145790270
I'd rather not it get to the point where we die to find out if we have respawns or not.
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>>145790308
If we are doing this, at least try doing the best we can
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>>145789839
No, she'd just think we're here for her end of the deal. We show up dressed like that after what went down the first time and she'll think the entire fucking thing has been an elaborate trap, especially with Nina in the truck.

>>145790270
We 100% blew our chances for childhood friend end last night it's understandable people want to chill the fuck out for a minute. Also we fuck this up we'll have half the cast of the show on bad terms/actively out to kill us.

>>145790308
Nothing is fun if it can't be taken seriously.
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>>145790254
Are there not different pubs you could go to?
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>>145790308
Aren't we trying to change loli rape simulator into something more story driven and bit more serious?
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>>145790442
To answer for him, no, there are not.

If he really has that much of a problem with CYOA/quest stuff (which, a shit ton of people do, admittedly, but never let /tg/ hear you say that) he should probably back out of the thread for another two or three days until this winds down and passes like everything else under the sun.
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I just finished the first volume of Groundless.

Are they going to explore the reason of why the mainland blockaded the island?

I can't wait for Sophia to come back.
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But you decide instead to take a smarter approach, you put your ear to the door and listen for a while. You don't hear much, but from what you can tell there sounds like there's at least one person in there snoring, possibly in front of a television as you can also hear what sounds like a variety show, it's all in Russian so you assume this is where Klara lives. You look over at the truck from over the railing and see nothing's changed down there, Nina is sitting in the truck kicking her legs in boredom. You look back to the door, and wonder how to go about this. Klara is asleep in there, you could get the jump on her if you could find a way in, and you'll wake her up if you knock... You try turning the doorknob thinking she might just leave it unlocked, but she's smarter than that and nothing happens, You check around the door's letter-slot, or anywhere a spare key might possibly be, but find nothing..

http://poal.me/p9g5m4
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>>145790864
Why does everyone want to call Carpaccio? They hired us because we know what we're doing
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>>145790864
>http://poal.me/p9g5m4
Oh boy, time for some good ol' breaking and entering.

And maybe after give her the ol' "In-out, In-Out."
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>>145790864

We can totally do Solid Snake right now. We need to believe in our weed skills.
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>>145790976
We're trying to be extra cautious right now to avoid ending up in the rape dungeon again.
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>>145790864
I'd say just knock and do it, but it's likely a good idea to call and check in with your superiors really quick. Keep it quiet, take a couple of steps away from the door and speak low. Just let her know you're there and you're about to make your attempt. Then just knock on the door.

maybe we can just sit there with a smug little smile on our face when she opens the door. Then she'll probably just think we dressed up for it at first. Don't mention anything until we're inside, use the deal as a pretense. Don't walk too far past her, that way you can lock the door.
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Just fucking knock you assholes you just got this suit TWENTY MINUTES AGO, you're GONNA fuck it up.
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Don't call Carpachio, that's lame.
We gonna use our Metal Gear Solid techniques
>inb4 anon records himself saying "you're pretty good" and "kept you waiting, huh?" and uses these quotes to lure Klara away from the window
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A little unrelated, but has anyone noticed Anon going full dad-mode for Nina? It's like he feels bad about raping her.
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Why didn't we use Nina to get Klara out? She could tell her that she escaped from us.
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So we are not the one's who knock?
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>>145791073
>>145791131
The only problem with knocking, is say that the NKVD WAS following you, and informed Klara of your new job?
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>>145791173
Walter pls
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>>145790517
>he should probably back out of the thread for another two or three days until this winds down and passes like everything else under the sun
That's what I would usually do, but I'm afraid erpfags will start to feel at home here if undisturbed.

also there's a fucking reason /qst/ was created so why pollute a thread on /a/
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>>145791157
We didn't exactly rape her. Not EXACTLY, anyway. She apparently knew what she was there for.

>>145791188
That's only if they've got informants. A tail isn't going to find all that much and still won't be able to determine your allegiance. Not only that, but you've lost any tail you would have had a while ago. The only weak link in this chain is the Oorai group, which we have no reason to suspect of ties with Pravda.
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>>145791264

Cannot smut there. Mods actually do their job there.
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>>145791264
>erp
Stop calling it ERP, ERP is between two people. This is a CYOA/quest. And it was created because /tg/, which has this shit all the time and is an established part of their board, simply had too many.

Also no lewds.
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>>145790864
Did our character had sex or just fingered Momo's ass?
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>>145791278
>A tail isn't going to find all that much and still won't be able to determine your allegiance.
You go into the Godmother's place and come out with you and your companion donning suits.

>>145791290
>No smut
...Really?
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>>145791264
Because when the CYOA isn't running the thread is a /c/ thread GuP general. Which is just as bad. Nobody has the right to complain, and when official content comes out it's still able to be discussed, as CYOA posts are like 30-40 minutes in between each other.
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>>145791332
Well Nina gave anon a blowie
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>>145791264
>but I'm afraid erpfags will start to feel at home here if undisturbed.
Do you honestly believe it's some new wave of people that's come in
because I've been here since the show aired and I'm still participating

It will pass as does all things
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>>145791332
Just fingered Momo, attempted raping our transport/childhood friend, ate out/received blowjob from Nina.
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>>145791278
Still, I believe that Klara have ways to contact her buddies, so I suggest silent approach if we don't want spetznaz squad on our head.
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>>145791337
>...Really?

Yes. Heard from a QM that did a smut and he got a warning from it.
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>>145791337
>You go into the Godmother's place and come out with you and your companion donning suits.
After hitching a ride from oorai after a few detours they wouldn't have been able to follow us through. We lost them, then took alternative transport, and then took a truck out the back of the building. They have nothing unless Oorai is informing them.
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>>145791264
How would I know that there's a thread over there about gup?
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>>145791398
They won't be. Besides. If we hear a блядь from the door we know she knows and we can change plans accordingly.

Go ahead and keep the phone ready.
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>>145791454

There's no thread there about GUP. Not even one.
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>>145791425
And considering the Oorari v Pravda match coming up, it's not likely they'd talk to anyone regarding the 'edge' we gave them, or who gave it to them.

Alright, I'm starting to see your point.
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>>145791454
this, honestly
I have no reason to go since I'm not from /tg/ so I'd never find shit like this.
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>>145791378
>>145791385
fuck i missed nina's part

link please
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>>145791556
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“Well this is fucking annoying.” you mutter under your breath, ask you scratch your head and wonder what to do, “Ah.” You suddenly realise you could climb up to her balcony quietly, and not need to knock, the chances of the back screen being locked are pretty slim so you can just let yourself in. You quickly circle round the apartment house and look for a place to climb up, yet you see nothing. You can reach, if only you were a little taller, like when Klara stood on...'Oh, right' you think, you go back to the truck and ask Nina to help get you up the balcony, she's more than happy to help you, you both circle round the back of Klara's apartment and step into her hands. “You okay, Nina?” You ask her, Nina just smiles and nods. “I need to get up to that balcony, when I'm up could you please wait in the truck again?”, “Okay~” Nina says, as she literally throws you into the air, you manage to grab onto the balcony railing, shocked that Nina was able to throw you that high.

Cont-
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>>145791825
Welp she know's we're here for sure now
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>>145791825
>as she literally throws you into the air, you manage to grab onto the balcony railing
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>>145791825
>Nina says, as she literally throws you into the air, you manage to grab onto the balcony railing, shocked that Nina was able to throw you that high.
Hey now, she may be swol enough to load a KV-2, but she's not a member of Anteater team here..
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You pull yourself up onto the balcony and give her a thumbs up, Nina blows you a kiss and skips back off to the truck. You examine the balcony a little, Klara has her curtains drawn, so you're out of sight, you can still here her snoring and the variety show is now much louder from here, so you probably can't be heard either. On the balcony there's an aluminium baseball bat leaning up against the wall, damn shame. Looks like her last line of defence was left on this balcony...

http://poal.me/z4akpg
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How would you confess to your Garupan of choice?
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>>145791825
Nina has turned out to be a way better partner than Arisa
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>>145791967
>Nina
>Not strong enough to throw anon onto a balcony railing

Pick one
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>>145791976
Atop a senic hilltop view after a full day of visiting local museums.
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>>145791969

The Don sends her regards... Do we have sunglasses?
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>>145791969
I voting green

peace was never an option
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>>145791969
>Somebody wants to knock
How can that possibly end well?
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>>145791982
See, you're not wrong.

We have transport, courtesy of the Godmother.
We have stronk Loli who is devoted to us,

However we still lost a childhood friend, which is morally painful.

>>145792040
We could always bang her THEN kill her, right? Or other way around works if you are like that.
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Don't let that weapon fool you.
We Solid Snake now.
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I miss the movie threads we had in late May and throughout June.

https://a.pomf.cat/jaieus.webm
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>>145791976
Riko-chan, I mean commander Rommel

I love you
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BUT WHY DO WE NEED THE BAT

Just get rid of the thing. She owes us too and I don't think she'll fight.
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>>145791969
If we go with red we won't even try if the door is unlocked you faggots
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>>145791976
She'll know when her asshole is torn apart with a lawnmower.
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>>145792076
Weapons and Equipment OSP.

And if shit goes down, grab a Revolver, we Ocelot now.
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>>145792060

Bullshit.

PEACE THROUGH POWER!

>>145792072
>How can that possibly end well?

"Hello Klara. I wanted to hear your voice in person which is why I didn't call. *Wink*"

Something like that?
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>>145792131
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Oi lads, are we planning to bash her head with that bat?
I was thinking about entering silently and tieing her up with something so we make as little sound as possible.
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>>145791976
While I'm carrying Katyusha on my shoulders, I'd take her to a nice beautiful spot, once she has climbed down onto the ground, I sit down so that we are seeing each other eye-to-eye, then I will tell her that I love her with all my heart, and lightly touching her cheek, I kiss her on the lips.
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>>145791976
I'd vomit on her
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>>145792098
that for the rape you silly goose
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>>145792216
Thing is, we don't really know if she's sleeping. Best to be prepared, though I think we should be civilized and put on the Romeo act as an excuse for climbing her balcony.
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>red
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>>145792216
I was thinking we just walk in and stand over her. Smug grin is required. No bat. Or, just leave it close by.

Point is I don't want this ti turn into a fight where we get neither the money nor her ass.

>>145792272
We literally do not need to rape her. She literally owes us.
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>>145792300
>We literally do not need to rape her. She literally owes us.
We don't NEED to... buuuuuuuut~...
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>>145792289
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>yellow
yeah Imagine someone knocking at you door in the balcony

how would you react?
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>>145792260

Planning to ask out Nishi?
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>>145792289
>Wanting to wake Klara up and giving her time to react to our entry.
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>>145792349
>Posting THAT Doujin
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>>145792349
did they raped her like they did to Duce's gf irl?

also

>we don't need fascist
fuck off
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>>145792349
DELET THIS
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>>145792349
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>>145792349

Pepperoni didn't deserve that
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>>145792349
>tfw good guys lost WW2
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>>145792708

Not here please. No /pol/.
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>>145785709
I'll marry the Duce.
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>>145791969
Well congrats now we're going to drop the pane or something and Klara is going to wake up and we'll die
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You try sliding the screen door open, well how about that, it's locked, you almost expected it not to be. You think of what you can do now, but arrive to the conclusion that prying the screen off of it's rollers, with the cover of the TVs sound is a smart move. You begin by pushing against the glass and sliding it upwards, the screen glass jump out from the bottom rollers, success so far. You then pull it away and downwards, the screen jump from the top rollers without issues, good thing you were a scumbag since you were young, helps to know this shit. You hear the variety show blare into your ears now that you're right beside it, you just got entry to Klara's place, easy as that. You pick up the metal bat and head inside, the room is lit only by the television, the place is littered with bottles and smells of alcohol.

Cont-
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>>145792708
at least Musso had a burial
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>>145792765
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>145792866
non-alcoholic alcohol right?
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>>145792349
Good.
Post more dead fascist scums.
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>>145792866
Let's bash this cunts skull in
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>>145792926
>buying non-alcoholic alcohol from rumrunners
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>>145792866
You look around for Klara and spot her passed out-drunk, slumped against her refrigerator door, while looking at Klara you move carefully around the apartment, checking for any other people. Doesn't appear to be anyone here...You walk over to Klara tapping the bat on your shoulder, adrenaline starts building in your body...

http://poal.me/e3l7dl
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>>145792970
We did all the sneaking just to brutally murder her?
Come on - restrain her.
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>>145792966
fuck off /leftypol/

you people are a fucking cancer
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>binding her immediately
Damnit I wanted to talk and get it all willingly. That's way more satisfying.
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>>145793105
>strawmans

Back to /pol/ with you.
And I'm not leftist, but ashkenazi.
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>>145793152
That is how you end up in the rape dungeon.
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>>145793105
>said by a LITERAL national socialist
Federal Capitalist here you're a couple of fucking retards.
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>>145792996

Evil idea guys. We find the money, bring back to Duce, Klara doesn't know that, get double payment from her, next time we meet her when she's awake.
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>>145788289
>Toldi
>Hungarian
Neger, snälla.
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She's former KGB she can fucking escape the ropes.
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>>145793210
Not if you control the conversation.

>sitting directly in front of her
>there is no weapon but what we have
>she is passed out drunk for crying out loud
>could easily just back her into a corner of willingly walking with us to her room, taking the cash, and fucking her on her own bed

>>145793245
do dis too
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>>145793245
Well we could still bind her and then find the money.
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>>145792966
There is nothing wrong with fascism as long as it leans to the right, but when it leads to the left is when fascism is bad. Last thing we need is a carebear world where everyone thinks their shit smells good and think they should be tolerated.
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>>145793347

What if she wakes up? Then she'll know it was us!
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Hmm, I was actually planning on continuing mine, but that might be too much chovy for one day.
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>>145792996
>No option to bash her head in.
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>>145793304
She's drunk.
This is our best shot.
And I think fellas from Anzio would be more than happy to talk with Klara about Pravda's operations.
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>>145793375
We can blindfold her first.
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>Bind her with whatever you can find.
And if you can only find scotchtape? This is not a great idea.
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>>145793469

Hopefully we keep our mouth shut. I can roll with the main choice now
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What the fuck happened to you GuPfags

Did I accidently stumble upon an internet black hole and got transported to some sort of Mongolian basket weaving roleplaying forum?
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>>145793453
Drunk is the natural state of being for Slavs, don't underestimate her
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>>145793365
Second last thing we need is a fascist government controlling our lives. Even l ibertarianism is a better solution.
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>>145793524
Yes, that is exactly what happened.
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>>145793524

This is what happens when no new content, unfortunately. It's innocent fun, but this is where we're at.
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>>145793524
What do you mean what happened
We're bored and out of doujins to cover our extremely specific desires.

And yes but /tg/ is a ways over.
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>>145793524

AK is translating, anon doing the book is busy, we're just passing the time now brother until an update.
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>>145793524
We're just killing time until the next season
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>>145793524
>mongolian basket weaving forum
Which parallel universe are you from?
4chins is a vietnamese sock puppet enthusiast image board
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>>145793669
>Believing it'll ever happen
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>>145793669
I want to believe
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>>145793669
>when season 2 release you will be probably 30 years old and the girls still 17
>I started watching this when I was 16 back in 2012
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>>145793754
>released in 2012
>2016
>It's been four fucking years

H...Holy shit.. We waited 3-4 years for the movie...
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>>145793689
>not a malaysian tea ceremony preparation forum
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>>145793852

If we count for the translated version, yeah we did.
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>>145793852
Yea, but we got OVA's, Anzio Special and Yukari Tank Corner.
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>>145793852
>We waited 3-4 years for the movie...
This is exactly why I'm not concerned about two CYOAs happening in the thread. We've been here for years. It'll be over soon and we'll find some other way to pass time. Nothing bad will happen.
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You decide not to let all the adrenaline go straight to your head, yet. You gather up some loose pieces of clothes Klara had scattered around her apartment in order to bind her. You start by gently lifting up each of her hands and placing them together, you manage not to stir her as you lightly tie a shirt around her wrists, doing the same for her legs, you find a pair of clean socks (there were dirty ones, but you're a good guy.) and shove them into her mouth gently, remembering how loud Mika was when you forgot to gag her, afterwards tying more clothing around her head to keep them in there. You then tighten the bindings on her arms and legs and she begins to stir from her sleep. She look a touch confused at first, staring at your shoes, she then slowly lifts her vision only to see you smiling at her kindly.

-cont
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“Yo. Klara.” you say softly. Klara's eyes widen in horror and she begins to writhe around on the floor, and she's trying to yell something out, Maybe someone's name. Good thing you bound and gagged her! Klara shuts her legs as tight as she can assuming you'll try and force yourself on her...

http://poal.me/uzs9gy
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>>145794053
Now we brain her?
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>>145794094
>red
too many opportunities to go wrong. Threaten to bludgeon, then remove gag and negotiate.
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>I should take Klara back to the Duce, and let them deal with her in person.

I say this is a bad idea, only because they are expecting us to do exactly as we were told, not improvise because we "think" it's better.
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>>145794168
Lets grab a chair then, and do it right. Sit right in front of her with the bat.
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>>145794179
Seriously, don't fuck with the mafia.

Then again, you probably shouldn't fuck with KGB either.
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Money first, then intense love making that'll leave her wanting more. Next, payday.
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>>145794094
Flawless work fellas.
But hold your dicks, we're gonna take her to the Duce.
We can do something kinky to her in our new truck.
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>>145794179
>I say this is a bad idea, only because they are expecting us to do exactly as we were told, not improvise because we "think" it's better.
This as well. Don't be a moron. Do your job and not a letter more. Besides collecting our own debt of course.
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>>145794242
I'd say NKVD, since they're... well, you know using WWII equipment and all. Either way, same basic organization.
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We should at least break her arms before searching. Turning our back on her is suicide.
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Why is there no money, make love, then take her to duce? Then it would be perfect!
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Why not chat about both debts?
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>>145794312
Because we were only sent for the money. The Godmother doesn't want to see her, she wants to see the money. Sex is a side objective since Klara owes us.
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>>145794312
The negotiation options can lead to other things, you still have to take an action afterwards.

-CYOA guy
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>>145794312
Don't take her to the Duce faggot, you're getting too smart for your own good.
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people seem to forget we were promised 2 asses before
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>poll actually fucking changes as anons discuss how each option is fucking retarded
This is a welcome change, maybe we can avoid some of the bullshit now.
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>>145794312
Better option is:
>ask her about dem moneys
>gag her again after gaining information
>toss her into our vehicle
>drive back to anzio but make a stop to molest/rape/do whatever we pleases to klara
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>>145794462
Which we will collect in due time. The job comes first.

>>145794475
This is why poal is a better platform. You can change your vote if you are persuaded otherwise.
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>>145794094
>Yo. Klara
but I ain't no coon mister
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>>145794462
We'll collect that second. AFTER she realizes who we're working for now and has paid up. Reason being is that she'll be so focused on the money, once she's paid you that debt and gotten that obligation off her shoulders, THEN you remind her of your own personal debt.

>>145794500
WE ARE NOT TAKING THE GOPNIK TO ANZIO. WE WERE NOT TOLD TO DO SO.
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>>145794500
Yes,
Yes,
Yes,
No.

We kidnap Klara and give her to the Godmother, it looks like the Italians are declaring war on Hotel Moscow over there.
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>>145794564
It's a casual Japanese slang to say 'Yo.'
Don't think it's nigspeak.
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>>145794579
No they're not. They just have outstanding denbts.
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Man, this discussion got really serious.
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>>145794644
Yes, but it makes the Russians think that the Italians are pulling something by kidnaping one of their Capos.
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>>145794715
Yeah which is why fucking don't.
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Can't we just tap Nina's ass in the truck and forget about Klara's debt?
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>>145794715
>this CYOA is happening right before ooarai vs. pravda match
>klara was absent that game

It all makes sense now!
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>>145794691
I know, rational arguments are rare.
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>>145794819
Yes, but that means we have to return Nina.
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>>145794819

And nina maybe confused yukari with a sempai because she still was under the drug effects

Deepest lore
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>>145794863
Which makes it even more likely.
>hey Nina, time to go to Pravda your senpais are probably worried. I´ll stay with Klara to discuss some business. See ya' girl!
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>>145794885
but Nonna drugs them all the time

when are we going to shoot Nonna in the incoming drug war
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>>145794691
>all we had to do was change poll platforms
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>>145795000
It helps that we can persuade others with reasoning rather than being locked in and then hear reason
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>>145794863
Yes, but not before we promise to marry Nina.
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>>145795086
you mean and then hear complaining about the outcome
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I wonder if we can agree to make a tie. Is that too sketchy?
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I wish Kay was nice this story. Really big shame that that is the only reason I can't get into this. Well actually, almost all of them are OOC
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>>145795166
Well yeah,
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>>145795193
As past anons said; The Job comes first. Sex can come later.
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>>145795235
Everybody is OOC, except maybe Nina and, if we go by technicalities, manga Anchovy
>tfw no Breaking Bad x GuP crossover
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You know, deep down you're still diplomatic, you're a silver tongue (you think), not some senseless brute, plus you could really bring yourself to raise this bat against such a pretty girl, you can however, use it as intimidation. You pull up a kitchen chair and take a seat, “Klara, now I really need you to just calm down for a second here, I'm not here to fuck you or anything (yet), this is totally unrelated, a twist of fate. You see, I've been stuck up here for a while and really needed some work here...” You say slyly, slicking back your hair again. “You know, the Duce is a really generous girl, to think, she's giving you, a Pravda, the option of paying her back!” you get off the chair and kneel down in front of Klara, she tries to back away by pressing into the fridge's door more, but can't.

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>>145795235
There are a lot of liberties you can take because honestly, most characters are undeveloped enough that you can really make up a lot and not technically contradict anything established.

But it's really more fun if you almost ignore their personalities because everyone is just too nice in this show, so nothing bad can happen without some tweaking.
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>>145795357
“Klara really, I'm not going to do anything, I'm just going to take of this gag, then we'll talk about the money you owe the Duce, okay? No strings attached, I don't want to mess with you any more than I absolutely have to.” Klara is still breathing heavily but understands somewhat, she slowly nods as tears start to form in her eyes...

http://poal.me/l7gpig
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>>145795414
Please note guys, we'll still be able to fuck her if you choose after removing the gag, we'll also be able to ask more questions (who were you trying to call out for, ect.).

I also read the thread for suggestions, so make sure to discuss.
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>>145795414
>http://poal.me/l7gpig
We need insurance that she won't scream or anything. Making sure she realizes that we are hesitant, but willing to use the bat if she pulls a fast one, is paramount here.
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>>145795414
Remember to take a peek under her skirt.
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>>145795512
Aren't we still, like, HOLDING the bat? That's plenty. She knows it's hers and where she left it.
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We should definitely detain and secure her in some way. I don't think it is wise to let her go free after this. Maybe we can bring her to Chihatan and convince the bakas to detain her.
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>>145795414
>Don't remove the gag, too risky, just rape her and get the money.
lol, so we're (can be) not diplomatic after all?
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>>145795572
Verbal confirmation of her fears is best, just to be safe.
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>>145787971
yes it does.
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Come on guys, she's scared shitless. We don't to make additional threats. We're trying to play it nicely, so stick to it.
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>>145795608
Can't go through life without second guessing yourself. Your thoughts evolve as a situation unfolds.
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>>145795414
Let's get Nina in here and let her show how much of a swell guy we are
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>>145795601
>We should definitely detain and secure her in some way.

If she pays denbts and puts out we got no reason to. We're on Anzio payroll
>>145795645
>Can't go through life without second guessing yourself.
Actually doing so tends to make things go much smoother.
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>>145795653
Oh, of course, there's always this. If she doesn't comply with anything we'll just call nina up, put the gag back in Klara's mouth, and just sit there right in front of her doing shit with Nina.
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>>145795683
>denbts
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>>145795739
pay dem :DDDDD
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>>145795727
Remember though, Klara was trying to call out something or to someone. Are we really going to risk that?
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>>145795727
Yes this, let's just fuck Nina in front of Clara to make her jeolous
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>Call in Nina
>She starts sexual to show how great you are
>Nina doesn't want to share
>Convince her It wouldn't be nice to hog you all to herself, how would Klara know how great you were then?
>Threesome
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>>145795786
I want this harem
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>>145795779
If she's gonna yell she'll do it either way, she know she'll get hit. If she pulls anything just punch her in the face, gag her, drag her through the house and find the money. Then find the bed.
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>>145795838
This.
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>>145795779
She'll be the one risking by doing so.
It's not like she knew what we're capable of doing.
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>>145795788
>jealous
Quite a different emotion rather, but just as amusing.
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>>145795875
Well.. WE don't know what we're capable of, really. Sure we have the name of this as Hotline Oorari, but do we have the physical strength or weapons skill as the Masks?
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>>145795926
She's tied up drunk on her kitchen floor. It's smash bros practice mode.
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Pekoe a cute.
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>we almost rape a girl twice
really makes you think
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>>145796111
None of this is new to me at all.
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>>145796111
Third time is the charm.
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>>145796111
>>145796243
Wait...

Momo,
Arisa,
Klara..

Fourth time's the charm..?
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>>145796303
We haven't attempted to rape Clara yet
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>>145796362
We've had the option though.
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>>145796389
Same way you have the option to dump Fox and Babies ITT, doesn't mean anything.
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>>145796303
Momo wasn't technically rape

her ass loved the finger
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You lean over and slowly untie the shirt holding in her gag, Klara stays totally still, only heaving her chest with furious breathing, you then slowly take out the sock gag and she starts coughing almost immediately. You kneel next to her and put your hand on her back, giving it a rub “See? You're fine Klara.” you say as calmly as possible into her ear. Klara doesn't seem like she wants to yell, though If you threatened her with the bat she'd probably get jumpy and start screaming, you feel like you just dodged a bullet there. “Now, Klara, do you have any money to give the Duce?”, Klara once again just slowly nods, her breathing is slowing down. “Where?” you ask her nicely once more. “U...Under the television stand, small hollow floorboard, I-it rolls.” she manages to cough out. “That's pretty elaborate for temporary lodging!” you say with a chuckle, only just before re-gagging Klara, she starts to cry again, you reassure her it's just for while your back is turned.

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>>145796463
Well you're right but in the wrong way, It wasn't rape because we only used our finger
It was still sexual molestation at the very least
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>>145795786
>maho's delusion.jpg
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>>145796549

You roll forwards her Television stand, seeing an odd looking floorboard your able to push up with your fingers. There's a big stack of money under there, must be her funds from Pravda, you pocket the money in you suit-jacket's pocket and place the bat down on the kitchen counter. Kneeling in front of Klara...

poal.me/b2z8nu
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>I'm taking her with me to the Duce.

We're already talked about this one. We're not being paid to deliver Klara, we're being paid to take her money.
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>>145796595
Collect your debt.

But don't be an asshole, walk her to her room. Then fug.
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>>145791976
After driving a CV33 on a desert beach during a sunset, while it's cloudy and windy, parking and asking her while we lay over it.
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>>145796703
So the rape option? Wish there was one that didn't so strongly imply we'd just turn her over and pound her, bound, on the kitchen floor.
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>At this rate we'll never get Klara puss

The job is done, we can have some fun now.
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>That one anon flciking between two options

You are a cheeky one.
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Selfie does sound funny though.
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>>145796882
Thanks for the (You) :^)
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>>145796846
We've scared her shitless now, since she doesn't now when will we call or appear, we just have to give her a call and she will be our sex slave instantly!
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>>145796595
purple

come one guys she's a good girl

stop please
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>>145797069
>abuses a cute loli by having her carry her body
>smugly talks shit about us on phone even after we discovered her embarrasing fetish
Nah, fuck her man. Well actually no, no rape now but we're gonna get that booty call later.
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I need Clara to make some cash selling ass.
Selling ass for heroin.
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>the poll.png
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WTF?

I hate democracy now
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>>145797349
That's a jpg
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“One last thing before I go, Klara! You still owe me your ass, remember?” You say with a fiendish smirk. Klara begins to close her legs and hyperventilate again. “Haha, joking, joking~” you say playfully, poking out your tongue. “I'm way past that now, really.” your actions however betray your words, as you grab Klara and lean her against your kneeling body. She once again start to shed tears as you move your hand slowly down her back to her skirt. “Aaaaand, flip!” you flip up Klara's skirt and grab a handful of her ass. “Fucking, brilliant.” you mutter to yourself in a rugged breath. As you feel around some more. You give her butt a few good squeezes, before finally giving it a slap and placing Klara down again. “Fantastic piece of ass you there Klara, really top quality.” you laugh as you turn around, leaving Klara bound. You pause for a moment as you're about to leave though, shouldn't I unbind her? I mean, if I leave her bound she could probably die if nobody comes to get her... c-
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I wanna stick my tongue up Kay's ass so far that I can taste what she had for dinner.
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>>145797799
Fucking character limit.

Poll: http://poal.me/wvbhbc
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Arms
Just the wrist tie
Let's not be a TOTAL ass.
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>>145797843
>not telling Nina to call some of her Pravda friends to pick up Klara
wewlad
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The debt will not be paid until fugg.
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>>145797799
>Klara begins to close her legs and hyperventilate again.
muh dick
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>Allowing the debt to be paid.
The shit guys. We did our job, we can still have her ass, then compare it with the Loli when we fuck her too.
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>Thinking she'll make good on debt at all after this.

Get fucking serious, you only have the slimmest chance at doing so If you fully unbind her. Just business.
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>>145798077
Hence why we should go with the Selfie option. Never said the debt was paid.
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>>145788290
>spamming Duce
You make it sound like a bad thing
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>>145798077
Opie already made us say we were joking and 'past that'.
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>>145798077
I mean, we still have blackmail over her head, so sex is still on the table.
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CYOA guy here.

I admit those options are kind of shit, I rushed a bit and realised how many of them pay the debt off. Please vote on this one. I'll keep this and the following polls open for 10 minutes.

http://poal.me/xrtwb9
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>>145798282
Just run the new poll options turd, you're taking forever.
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>>145798282
use a tripcode fag
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>>145798342
lets not have him do that instead.
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>>145798377
how do we know if it's him?

trusting?
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>>145798377
How can we filter his erp faggotry then?
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>>145798486
By ignoring his posts
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>>145798463
we know.
>>145798486
filter "Cont-" and poal.me
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>>145798337
Fucking fine! Jeez.

>>145798342
N-No thank you.

OPEN FOR FIVE MINUTES:
http://poal.me/a2gc13
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>>145798606
our character should have a tattoo in his forehead saying DAMAGE
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Here's some stupid lesbiam fan art I did years ago in HS. I have a lot more because I used to be that weaboo kid.
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>>145798342
Yes, then we can start posting our fanfictions too.
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>>145798689
Jared pls
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>>145798700
nice, Erwin pls
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>>145798700
That's actually pretty good.
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>>145798779
>Erwin
???
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>>145798779
I don't think I drew Erwin desu
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>>145798884
That shading is top notch
Who did you do?
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Maybe some more of us should learn to draw. That way we could at least some sort of driving content. that doesn't inherently take up so much of the thread.
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>>145798700
That's Abenattou, you memer.
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>>145798884
>>145798700
This is damn alright for class scratch on line paper. You could have done some real damage with a tablet and a few years.
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>>145798929
Danke, I only used pen and no pencil so the lines are sometimes crooked (aka no revrsing mistakes). My earliest one is Duce but it looks weird, but I'll get that in a sec. I only drew background characters for whatever reason, I mostly drew chicks from TWGOK though.
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'I really should unbind her.' I think to myself, feeling a touch guilty. But first, I should take a selfie for a nice memory. You pull out you phone and walk over to Klara, who's kind of just looking at the ground confused. “Hey Klara, I'll untie you, sorry about all this, it's just business.” You say to her with a sorry tone. Klara just looks up at you with pleading eyes “Mmph.” she groans weakly as you kneel down next to her. You then grab her shoulder and bring her to you chest, raise you phone up above you before saying “Cheese!” and snapping a photo. “Haha, look at your face Klara, you look like you'd seen a ghost!” you say chuckling to yourself. You start to unbind her arms and she breathes a sigh of relief, once you're finished unbind her arms you quickly jump up and take a few steps back. “By the way Klara, you still owe me some ass.” you say as wink, running to the door to avoid any assault she might make on you.

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>>145798700
Good job. Art looks nice. Now draw Nina naked.
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>>145798973
I would learn to draw but I tried in the past and found that I just couldn't grasp any form of perspective whatsoever
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>>145798973
Threads are an unlimited resource.
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>This entire experience is why Klara switches to non-alcoholic vodka.
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>>145798976
Some of em' I may have copied from websites because I was fag, some are OC. Can't tell anymore obviously.
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>450 posts
>91 images
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You jump in the truck where Nina's waiting patiently and drive off down the road, money in pocket and feeling of ass in hand. You're smiling like a total idiot, after such a serious ordeal you got to be yourself for once in such a long time. You start to laugh like a nut and Nina starts laughing along with you as you drive down the road. Where to now?

http://poal.me/uyudvg
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>>145799022
I would if I could. I stopped drawing because tfw no gf, I only drew these when I was being a fag in class or got home feeling angsty.
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>>145799084
What the fuck is the point, it tastes like rocket fuel. Because it IS rocket fuel.
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>>145799113
Report in to the Godmother then go drinking in celebration. Hell she might celebrate with you in honor of your first job.
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>>145799113
Celebration time, let's get us and Nina pissed and fuck in the toilets
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>>145799001
Found weird Duce, wasn't my drawing style
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What time is it in-game?
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Who will direct the adaptation of this CYOA in the inevitable adaptation?
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>>145799240
That's really good
She sort of looks like Naomi though
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>>145799283
Martin Scorsese.
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>>145799283
Ooh fuck me I've always wanted to direct something
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>>145799282
No fucking idea. Klara was asleep so it's either very late night or early morning.

We left with Arisa early morning too I believe. If someone want to go over the summaries and estimate, that'd be great.
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>>145799283
I'd give it to the Coen brothers
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>>145799283
who else than Tarameme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxYHxJahzmU
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>>145799283
Better question is who should we get to play the main roles?
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I don't know what's more fucked.
That you traced all this or that I recognize all of your drawings.
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>>145799392
I'm only asking because I don't want to be that guy in the bar at 8 o'clock in the morning.
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>>145799283
Quentin Tarantino
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>>145799141
I would give you a blowjob if you made more GuP art.
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>>145799449
Christian Bale as the mc
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>>145799283

Quentin Tarantino
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>>145799421
>>145799483
>>145799526
ok

now for the cast
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>>145799585
Christian Bale circa Swing Kids with a hint of American Psycho as MC.
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>>145799585
I would say a greasy looking Michael Cera for the MC but we're not awkward enough
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>>145799585
A young Malcom McDowell as MC. Think from "If" or "Clockwork Orange"
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>>145799495
I stopped like sophomore year and that was four years ago. I submitted this to the school art show and the teacher said it sucked and it was objectifying women. But then again I was the only nerd submitting his anime OC
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>>145799585
I think Scarlett Johansson would make a good Clara
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>>145799585
Aaron Paul
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>>145799678
>Them cow tits
>You tried to submit that to an art contest
Nigga you good at art but not at decision making
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Someone help me.

I just spent close to $100 on the Yukari Figma.

I think I've officially developed a problem.
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I don't care who they'd be, but we need Willem Dafoe (Saunders), Sean Connery (St. Gloriana) and Christoph Waltz (Black Forrest).
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>>145799774
Understatement of the century my friend
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>>145799585
If only
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Sacha Baron Cohen. I mean, he's great at shock humor, which is the bulk of the humor in the CYOA.
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>>145799624
>>145799655
>>145799662
>>145799733
You're all missing the obvious MC
Danny devito
In seriousness though Chris Pratt might be good, think how he was in Parks and Rec but more sleazy
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>>145799775
Don't forget to hotglue it
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Okay. Am I an autist for not knowing all these Western directors and actors or are all of you guys secretly normalfags. I heard some of these guys names before I think but never watched any by them.
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>>145799869
OH GOD WHY.
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>>145799585
Steve Ogg as MC
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You decide to head straight back to Duce Anchovy, to inform her of this outstanding accomplishment. You arrive on campus, and are yet again greeted by Pepperoni, “Ah, you're back. It's been a while for a simple collection, but I realise you and Pravda have...history of some sort.” she says as she look at Nina. “Need to see the Duce?”, you nod, and you start walking with Pepperoni to Duce's room. This time entering alone, the door clunks shut behind you and you hear it lock. “Welcome back kid, take it you got my money?” the Duce greets you in her raspy fake-Italian accent once again and raises her hand. “Most certainly Duce, I've got the full sum, right here.” you walk up to the table and place it in front of her, grasping her hand and lightly kissing it once again.

Cont-
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How about Kat Dennings for Mika? I think the character she played in 2 broke girls would be perfect
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>>145799978

“My, kid, this is terrific. There's more than what she owes here!”. You smile coolly, “Not at all Duce, this is merely interest!” you say. “Haha, great work kid, I think you're going to go a long way in the Anzai family. Tell me though, what really bought you to us? The fact you were being chased by Pravdas alone? Because you just wanted work? Someone like you doesn't just walk in the door at random, it's left me curious...”

poal.me/jauj70
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can we have a Samuel L Jackson cameo since is a Tarantino film?
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>>145799775
Is that all? That seems cheap to me. Shipping included?

But what do I know about expensive, I only waste all my income buying guns and broken old trucks.

And shouldn't the MC be some fucking 16 year old or something or is this somehow 100% self insert, which makes this both much more unsettling and anon much, much more of a loser. Unless the plan was already to get Danny Devito and dress him up as a highschooler and play it completely straightfaced.
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>I lost someone dear to me

I mean... it's not exactly a lie...
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>>145799775
Dude I have a waifu that has a super secret rare dakimakura that was only for one convention. Took me 4 years but I got it for around $600. You are not as bad as me. And yes, its explicit both sides.
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>I lost someone dear to me, and didn't know where to turn.

Try to hit the sympathy card, remember we need to keep our cards close to the chest around the Godmother. She can turn on us just as easily as we can turn on her.
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>>145799974
I second this
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ANYTHING OTHER THAN ORANGE IS OUT OF CHARACTER.
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Neil Patrick Harris exactly as he acts in the Harold and Kumar series as MC.

>>145800229
NIGGER WE ARE THE CHARACTER.
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Oh shit how about Jonah Hill for MC, he's freakishly young looking anyway
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>>145800252
Far too fucking smooth.
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>I came here for work, nothing more really.

Uh.. not exactly the best idea here guys. This is not even tipping our hand, this is shoving the cards in her face, and likely to piss her off since we cannot prove our loyalty, seeing as we're just doing this for work.

>>145800275
I don't know.. have you seen the third film? A bit dodgy in that one.
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>>145800257
>fat curly jewish manlet
I don't want to see myself
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Holy shit who the fuck are these people you normalfags. I literally only watch anime and I feel uncomfortable
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Filthy frank, the best man to play the roll of Anon.
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>Bump limit reached
>101(102) pictures.
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>>145800353
This is what happens when no S2 nor translations.
Now come and join us.
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>>145800404
We killed the /c/.
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>>145800404
Jesus Christ, remember that one Anon that kept bitching about hitting the image limit?
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>>145800483
thank you for the (you)
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>>145800195
>>145800337
Agreed. We're not necessarily lying but at the same time we hide our true intentions, if anything to keep our life. You can spin it a bit in saying that we have nothing to live for, and the Family is all we have now" or something like that.
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>Kay still doesn't have her fucking money

Bless you, CYOA guy.
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It's only going to get worse.
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>>145800574
We can mail it to her. Or go to Nagasaki on our time off between jobs.
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Let's just try to fuck everybody with consent or none
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>Maple is ACTUALLY in Hokkaido
Man that's fucking hilarious.
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>>145800353
I'm having to look up most of these people as I talk about them
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Suggestion; When the CYOA ends, we go to a weekly thread each Wednesday so that we can still post about the show and characters while not degrading any further. It works for Yuyushiki.
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>>145800028
Betrayal when
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>>145800730
/yys/ is dead.
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>>145800415
I woukd join if the characters weren't OOC and you guys would stop being normalfags. I never even watched the Godfather, I rather watch things with cute girls.
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>>145800830

Neither have I but I know about it. Godfather with anime girls when?
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>>145800822
It's up right now tho
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>>145800830
Implying Marlon Brando is not cute
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>>145800899
Last time i checked it was super slow, so i stopped going there.
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>>145800929
>My Godfather can't be this cute
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>>145800830
but Al Pacino is a cute girl
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>>145800830
I had that complaint about the characters early on too, it felt like he was just going through rapid excuses to give you things to imagine the character designs doing. A lot of that seems to really be a consequence of the polling platform. Shit has mellowed out considerably. If CYOA anon drew the characters in a little tighter and stopped going OOC with them as much I'd be pretty pleased with this whole thing.
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OH FUCK WE'RE PLAYING THE SYMPATHY CARD
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>>145800968
I stopped going here for a long time too and it was and is daily threads. Doesn't mean anything.

Besides, /yys/ practices post discipline. They get one thread a week so they post slowly on purpose.
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>>145801020

So like GUP Quest then? In CYOA form?

>>145801067
We must never lie to the Duce. We must however, steal her heart. The man behind the Grandmother, mahahaha.
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>>145801097
I do agree that weekly threads are way better than a nonstop general.
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>>145801124
>Not wanting to marry Nina
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You sigh at the Duce's question, she looks at you with a slightly softer expression. “I...I lost someone pretty important to me.” You say, clutching you hands to the ends of your Jacket. “I don't know where they went, but they were my best friend since we were kids.” you take a deep breath and continue. “We used to spend days at a time at each others houses, doing all kinds of stupid shit, I used to cheer them up when they got rejected by their romantic interests, used to take care of them when they were sick as they did me, our families were both great with each other too, thick as thieves.” Duce nods and motions her hand for you to continue, “But only recently I did something really stupid to mess it all up, and I don't think I'll ever be able to atone for the sin, I don't know where they are, or what they're doing, and I think about them all the time.” You stretch out and sigh again

cont-
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>>145801124
>So like GUP Quest then? In CYOA form?
I don't know what that was but if it means actual consequences along the lines of how a character would react when we make some fool move and it backfires on us. For example, the bit with Momo reacting to anon removing his finger from her butt would have been perfectly fine and compatible with a 100% in-character portrayal otherwise. We don't have to give up lewd. CYOA anon just needs to tighten his thinking cap.
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“And that's why I'm here Duce, I don't have much else to live for except the family, the girl tagging along with me probably only does so out of pity, she's something to take my mind off it all at least.” you finish, slightly sugar coating bits and pieces but telling something like the truth the whole way through. The Duce stands up and walks over to you, wrapping you in what seems to be a motherly embrace. “Don't fret kid, we'll take good care of you here.” she takes a few steps back and puffs on her cigar a few times, “In the meantime, you just did your first job, and did a damn good job at that! Let's go out, all the family for dinner t'night! I'll introduce you to everyone in Anzio and in the Anzai famiglia!”

-To be Continued!-

I'm going to the fucking Pancake Parlour now. Have fun everyone! I am fucking hungry, I've only had 4 pots of tea to sustain myself since I started.
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>>145801182
Hell, I've posted on /yys/ on a saturday more than once. The system works.
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>>145801067
>>145801124
We don't know if the sympathy card will work, chances are it won't, but it's better than saying "We're here just for work" outright, or "We're here just for your truck." Starting a branch of the family in Saunders turf sounds promising, but will likely lead to strife with Kay.
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>>145801280
When will you be back anon?
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>>145801226
This is a lot less cringey to read if I actually apply a mafia movie atmosphere over it. Otherwise aplly yourself a bit more and cut your dialogue when it feels awkward to write any more of it.
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>>145801332
No idea. I'm going to be drinking like Klara. Maybe same time, tomorrow morning or a little later.
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>>145801280
And that's a wrap! Screencap and add to the ever-growing preexisting screencap (Though a bit of a problem here and there since some of the polls bridge posts together in terms of the question on it).
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>>145801369
I spoke all of it in my head in old-school mobster movie voices. Picturing the dimly lit smoky room.

I can see how bad it looks without running that through your head though.
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>>145801280
Another fantastic job anon I'm looking forward to the next time
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>>145801430

If you have to make two, do it. We're ain't done yet.
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>>145801317
What does Kay have to do with anything? You were paying her hush money. Originally, it was you were supplied by maple. Then, it was 'you pay kay to let you grow there.' Now it's like she's your boss and source.
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>>145801385
What is that in non-Aus times?
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>>145801385
Good, I can finally get some sleep.
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>>145801512
I know it's still "YOu pay Kay to let you grow there", but she might take exception to the I-Ties setting up shop on her turf.
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>>145801512
She wants us to pay her or else the crazy cannucks will kill her and Arisa?
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>>145801513
I hope this helps. Probably not.
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>>145801595
No, she keeps your grow-op on the down low. She was never involved before it started and it was you being supplied by maple high.
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>>145801512
Maple high supplied Anon with Plants/Seed I imagine. But he grew it at his because of the distance in between?
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>>145801811
No, that's just literally what the option was on the poll. He changed it when it started.
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>>145801882
>Vocka
H..How...
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>>145801928
NON-ALCOHOLIC
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>>145801882
Whenever I see Nina I just think of her dreaming of Anon's dick.

What hath transpired?
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>ywn be Katyusha's 'Comfort Male'

Feels bad man
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>>145801696
So you may be starting again about 6ish on the 19th (your time)
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>>145801882
Non alcoholic cocka
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>>145801968
We completed the Godmother's first task for us with flying colors, she asked us the true reason why we started working for her, and we told her that we "Lost a good friend" which is true, and after our sob story she took pity on us. So we live for now. Also Klara ass debt is still in play.
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>>145801968
CYOA.

BTW how did this CYOA thing start anyway?
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>>145802068
6:30am, 18th for me.

16 hours or so from right now.
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>>145802102
There was one for one of the Nip tank commanders (The cute short one I think), then there was another anon who started a new one with the Finns, and that.. went downhill quick.

Then while that was on hold, another anon proposed a new one in which we supplied drugs to Momo for Oorari pre-Pravda match.
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>>145802102
>>145802177
And the story has evolved to be a Godfather/Hotline Miami mix of violence and darkness.

And I'm loving every minute of it.
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Erwin is a cute girl, she is also my wife!
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>>145802027
You had your chance
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>>145802253
Still waiting on the day where Anon hears the news that Pravda kidnapped Arisa, and we don the chicken mask to truly become Hotline Oorari.
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What did Darjeelings grandmother tell her?
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>>145802157
Sweet thanks
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>>145802363
Darjeeling, the truth is...
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Hey we managed to not get shot or attempt to rape some one today, so different from last time
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>>145802303
DELET

I love her more
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>>145802474
We got pretty close to raping Clara but it turned out pretty well
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>>145802553
But we didnt and thats what nakes it different
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>>145802363
"Make sure to eat all your potatoes because you're not getting any more"
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>>145802591
Why is she naked in bed with Mika
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>>145802740
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>>145802591
Why are they in the same bed?
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I will kill myself to be with my wife!
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>>145802361

Oh I got an idea! We go with the Pravada kidnapping Arisa, we don the chicken mask and acquire our own tank, then the girls we allied and or love with help us, go wild with drugs on the Pravada and Oorrai match and try to save Arisa, only for us to be 100% wrong and we invade a carrier that has her because she was kidnapped, but it was someone else.
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>>145802760
>>145802837
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>>145802856
not if I do it first
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>>145802813
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I want Miho to beat the stuffing out of me
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>>145802974
I want to be Erika boyfriend and let her show me her carrier and tank
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Last for Duce
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>>145803339
No, I want to be Erika's boyfriend and help her build prototype tanks.
And marry her too
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I want to demand the complete and unconditional surrender of her body.
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>>145803463
I want Nishi to deepthroat me and then puke on my penis.
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>>145802873
Fucking raging homolust
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The last post is for all GuPs.
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Last for Duce
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>>145804488
Not today, Duce.
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Ultimo por Erika
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Momo a shit
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Last for that rabbit whose name I can't remember who goes aye aye aye
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que chingue a su madre el america
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You're all faggots, but I love you.
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>>145804613
Karina!
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>>145804474
>Nonna is taller than you
fuck
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>>145804688
>Being a manlet
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>>145804688
That means you can ride on her shoulders!
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