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Would you let a Christmas cake drink herself to death from loneliness?

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Would you let a Christmas cake drink herself to death from loneliness?
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>>145681479
As long as I'm with her when she does.
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We'll race each other.
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What's wrong with her tongue?
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What the fuck is that thing coming out of her mouth? Looks like a parasite is trying to crawl between her lips while she's distracted by her crippling depression.
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>>145681658
I think she was eating some Octopus.
It's got suction cups on it.
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>>145681701
>eating some Octopus.
No wonder she's single
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>>145681732
It's a totally normal thing in Japan though
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>>145681876
No wonder there's so many singles
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>>145681479
No if I can stop it
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>>145681658
ALIEN
L
I
E
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DO NOT TRUST THE BODY SNATCHER
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>>145681658
>Tongue
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>>145681479
>GOINESS
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>>145681876
>straight golden ratio +30cm for bust
yeah okay
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>>145681479

She sure is top-heavy. Those things will be sagging to her kneecaps in less than a decade.
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>>145681479
>>145681701
>>145681876
This man creates the best cakes
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She can take out her drunken frustrations on me.
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>>145681479
I'd rather make her smile
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>>145682256
Nice 3D physics there m8
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>>145681479
>GOINNESS
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>>145681479
>Look at the source
>It's haremshit
>Not even a harem of cakes at least
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>>145682374
What is the source?
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>>145681876
1cm difference
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>>145681876
Ugh.

That's way too big.
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Yes, absolutely
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>>145682525
>That's way too big.
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>>145682525
IRELAND
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>>145682525
Anon she gives paizuri through a folding beach chair.
Her breasts NEED to be that large.
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3DPD Christmas cakes are scary and not like how they're portrayed in anime at all!
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>>145681970
Is than an onion ring?
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>>145681479
That girl is 20.
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>>145682525
True her proportions are a bit off. I'd still marry her though.
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>>145681479
I'd happily join her for drinks.

And wake up with her the next morning, hearing a contented little sigh as she sleeps more soundly than she has in years.
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>>145681479
Why should I stop her? Also, what is hanging out of her mouth?
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>>145682659
>not even getting shitty int meems right
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>>145682732
>Anon she gives paizuri through a folding beach chair.

electrifying.
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>>145684216
The sky's the limit when you have L-cups
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>>145683926
I used to have an office job and worked with a lot of unmarried women in their thirties. It was a nightmare.
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>>145684415
Sounds like a dream for me...
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>>145684482
>3D
>Dream
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Would you eat cake by the ocean?
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What're some good christmas cake manga? I know of Kawaii Joushi o Komarasetai, Game Over and Sensei Lock-On but stuff like these is rare as fuck. I NEED MORE.
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>>145684415
I used to have a blog, but then it shut down so I started blogging on the anime and manga board on 4chan
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>>145685220
One of the natural hunting grounds for predatory cakes.
They can detect a shirtless shota from a mile away
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>>145685479
My sides
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>>145681876
>balloon tits
>stick figure hips, ass and legs
Fucking disgusting. She reminds me of Hitomi and it makes me want to puke.

Fuck off with those 3DPD proportions
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>>145681876
>>145682732
I'd hit it like trucks hit the Japanese
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>>145681479
why does she have a worm in her mouth
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>>145685729
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>>145685500
8man should be so lucky. Hiratsuka-sensei is literal perfection.
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>>145682450
only because it took me so long myself

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/874706/71372a8a94/
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BUMP

DONT YOU DIE ON ME DAMMIT
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