Let's settle this once and for all

>>145618724
How old is she again?

I know Blanc is the oldest of the four and at least several hundred years old, but has Neptune's age ever been brought up?

>>145619269
no

After pleasing many old man for shares?

NOPE!

>>145618724
Does getting raped by Plutia count?

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How could she be virgin if she gave birth to Nepgear.

Unless Nepgear was born of virgin in which case Nepgear is our Lord and Savior.

>>145619269
Wait, I have an idea. So Neptune in Plutia's universe, assuming it's the same Neptune, doesn't have powers, meaning she ages normally. If they really are the same Neptune, then that means that they came into existence at the same time, meaning that our small Neptune is only like around 18-25

HERE WE GO!
GOOD TO GO!

>>145618724
She's not a virgin because she's my wife.

Neps don't lewd

>>145619894

But she is my wife.

This video proves it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd1SNJWBJk4

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>>145620001
>Neps don't lewd

hahahahahahaha good one my man

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>>145620001
>implying

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>>145620084
>wearing surround sound headphones with bass boost on
>tfw she started whispering in the ear

Had to stop there, I am too pure for this shit

>>145620251
>too pure for lovely wife teasing you

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>>145620001

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>>145620370
>it never got a sequel

>>145620289
My*

Neptuna is lewd, but not as lewd as Noiwa.

>>145620289
I'll be honest, you have good taste, I really like Neptune. The problem with her is that she's on Steam, and I can't have a wife that's on Steam, you know?

I'll listen to that wife thing later though, my heart's just not ready yet.

>>145620882
>The problem with her is that she's on Steam, and I can't have a wife that's on Steam, you know?
how is that aproblem?

>>145620086
Big Nep truly is the best Nep

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Daily prayer to Uzume-sama for an OVA.

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Hand over all your broccoli reaction faces now!

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>>145618724
>implying anyone kept their virginity after they met Iris Heart

I posted only once with my earnest feelings on the matter, and broke a tie. Today is a good day, and Neptune is a girl who has known men.

>>145622345
I'm playing Re;Birth3 as we speak, poor Iffy.

>>145620968
It's a problem because that means faggots on Twitch are streaming your wife RIGHT now, and 12-year-olds are laughing at how ebin and Japanese she is RIGHT now. Doesn't that bother you?

>>145622403
If you do love your waifu, it shouldn't...

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>>145622403
I give no shits about other people or what they think about my waifu, I just post her, talk about how much I like her, at most have some friendly banter withpeople with different waifu, grow up

>>145622403
If such a small thing is a problem for you just try having a 2hu as a waifu. It'd drive you insane.

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>>145622345
Rei did.

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No, but she is

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Is the order a Blanc lemon tea?

>>145618724
I'm pretty sure she's fucked Noire at least a couple of times.
IF and Compa everyday probably.

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>>145622942

>>145623461
Wouldn Cirno fit better with Neptune?
Noire is a serious girl and a hard worker.

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Reminder to read the "Hello New World" manga if you haven't already.

>>145623095
No, the order is Blanc's lips

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これはネプ。

>>145623638
HOW CAN SHE POSSIBLY RESIST THE MADDENING URGE TO ERRRADICATE HISTORY AT THE MERE PUSH OF A SINGLE BUTTON?
THE BEAUTIFUL, SHINY BUTTON?
THE JOLLY, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON?
WILL SHE HOLD OUT FOLKS?
CAN SHE HOLD OUT?

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>>145623885
Nepgear a perfection!

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>>145624044
Your assertion is valid, however.

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>>145622492
>grow up already and learn to love your cartoon wife

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Your opinion on neps getting hardware upgrades?

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Reminder that Nep canonically is the most intelligent of the four CPUs.

>>145618724
Adult Nep did throw a "you need to get laid" insult once, so she probably did.
Nep Nep probably hasn't yet.

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>>145626552
Did you bow to your Goddess today?

>>145624988
hes makes some fine, mature points
enjoy your desperate, pathetic excuses to post smug nep

Neptune is not a virgin, I had sex with her.

>>145627446
That was actually me.

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I think you guys need a better waifu nep is pretty shit tier and she isnt real.

>>145627655
you wanna die kid?

>>145627655
>you guys need a better waifu
>and she isnt real.
Show me a waifu that's real, I need a good laugh

>Probably virgins
Noire
Blanc
(Both are fucking nerd)
>Probably non virgin
Nep, airhead as fuck, easy to trick into sucking dicks, pretty adult personality when goddess form.
Vert, probably did a fujoshi orgy with her servants and she join in there somewhat

Ram is the biggest slut in the series.

fuck off
>>>/v/
>>>/vg/

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>>145628722
but this is an anime

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>>145627655
>kyoanifags

>>145627890
Good list, I'll expand it:
>probably non virgin
-dengekiko takes old man penis for articles
-plutia rapes all sorts of men on a regular basis
-uni seems like the type that would go over to the elementary school and fuck little boys, I don't know why but I know she does
-ram is an AV star, it just makes sense
-uzume is an ex-gyaru, self-explanatory
-nigger histoire's gonna nog, it's unavoidable

>probably virgin
-rom is a good girl
-nepgear is asexual
-IF is kind of a loser
-histoire is pure

>definitely virgin
-Afoire is the biggest loser of them all

I'm only not sure about Compa, she's got a mean poker face

>>145630102
>-IF is kind of a loser

Rude!
IF is a very competent guild agent.

>season 2 never
;_;

>>145630102
Also MAGES. Please men for Science

>>145630102
>-Afoire is the biggest loser of them all
Eggplant dildos doesn't count?

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Neptune still has her virginity.

Nepgear had hers taken by Iris Heart (pic related)

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> Iris heart has raped all of your wifey's

How do you deal?

>>145631673
i want her to rape me too

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>>145631942
No you don't, I had that dream last night and my body hurts a lot, if that make any sense at all.

>>145633328
Your body wasn't ready is all

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>>145627655
>Kumiko memeface

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Vert is an old hag

>>145633581
>>145633328
I don't want her to rape me just whip me and walk all over me
not even a footfetishit

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>>145634491
Grandma Vert

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>>145620084

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGmNd0YTdSo

>>145630102
>-uni seems like the type that would go over to the elementary school and fuck little boys, I don't know why but I know she does

Your list is shit and you are shit. Everything about you is shit and you bring great shame upon your family.

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>>145629033
Don't let your memes be dreams.

>>145637179
Who told them?

>>145637179
Fucking elevens can't even make their own memes.

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>>145637369
>elevens
>actually care about Neps

It isn't IFI started to raid /nepgen/ for memes that nipland woke up and told Tsunako about how dank things have gotten.

I really need to watch the anime in full. I stopped after a couple episodes cause of an HD crash, and never picked it back up again.

The games are some of he funniest shit, though.

>>145635572
>"I just want to be a nee-chan for once. Noire nee-chan always does all the amazing things and I'll always be stuck as the imouto. I just wish I could be in charge sometimes"
>walking down the street
>soccer ball hits her feet
>picks it up
>young boy runs up
>"ooooooii, asoko no oneechan, can you pass that to watashitachi?"
>drops the ball
>"onee..."
>"...chan?"
*screen turns black*
*cut to uni's room*
>"there was someone that looked up to me, finally!"
>"but people call my sister 'nee-chan' all the time, so what happened to me is nothing special."
>"kedo saaa..., I wonder if there's anything sister-like that my sister hasn't done? Maybe I can even be more mature than her!"
>walks to her bed
>bumps her clit right into the corner of the bed
>"ahhh"
>"n-nani sore"
>goes into bed
>"onee chan... ka"
>inserts the tip of her finger into her clit
>"onee chan"
>inserts another finger
>"oneeeee chan"
>starts thrusting
>"oneee chaaaaaan!"
>noire walks in
>"uni, did you need me? I heard you calling my name. why are you under the covers?"
>"I-I'm taking a nap. Sorry, I was having a nightmare about you."
>"oh. Okay"
>next day she is walking by the school
>sees the boy who asked for the soccer ball alone
>blah blah blah I don't feel like writing any more of this trash and she fucks him somehow you get the idea

This is what I had in mind, and it seems completely in character for her.

[Corrupted]

I WANT TO LICK BLANC'S ANUS

I want Neptune to fuck me with her big purple strap-on!

>>145638400
>She makes vroom-vroom noises and squeals like brakes when she jerks to the left or right.

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>>145633610

>>145637936
But it's Noire who is the shotacon. Uni is Nepgear sexual.

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>>145638532
You aren't even being ironic there.

>>145640353
I wish i was Nep's bike.

>>145638640
No, Noire is nepsexual, and Uni is so obsessed with being an onee chan that she is a shotacon.

>>145641419
That's not Nep's bike.
Nep IS the bike.

>>145641575
Did you not see the public relation event in VII where some shotacons notice Noire only gets presents from little boys and welcomes her into the "we love little boys" club?
She's canonically a shotacon now.

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>>145618724
>>145618724
canonically speaking nep has no vagina, so cannot posess or lose virginity

canonically speaking neps have confirmed buttholes as per prior to meeting nisa

neps are only for anal

>>145641622
But i mean in a sexual sense.

>>145630102
>-uzume is an ex-gyaru, self-explanatory
i kek'd

>>145641731
>Did you not see the public relation event in VII

Actually no I didn't, I'm still only like half way through the game right now, but I will keep my eye out. I guess I'm wrong.

Also what the fuck is up with these meme translations? "Go back to neppit?" Seriously? Were they really this bad in the other games or am I just forgetting?

Does the translator actually come here? Because if he did then he should know that literally no one who gets that would think it's funny. I like to imagine that it was just some poor dumbass was told to ask 4chan about memes and was just adding to the game what he got told by people here.

I mean these are professional translations. I am genuinely butthurt.

>>145642108
People do say go back to r'eddit a lot though, so it's not like it's inaccurate. I don't see anything to be butthurt about, unless you don't like people telling people to go back to r'eddit on here.

>>145642108
To be honest it was a joke with Noire screaming "Don't add weird things to my character!" at the end. It's still funny to call her a shotacon though.

>>145642108
The english translator has definitely been to /nepgen/, there are indirect references to /nepgen/ in the game.
However, the japanese originaltext is just as meme-ridden, so don't be mad. That's just the type of game it is.

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Somebody please explain.

>>145638593
Can you make one of Iris Heart saying she's ''stomping on the competition?''

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I need lewd Neps... for science.

>>145626677
>english-translated adult Nep did throw a "you need to get laid" insult once
Fixed.

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>>145643562

>>145643688
gross

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>>145643562
Nepgear wants your head... for science.

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>>145643562

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>>145643562

>>145643909
Not gonna lie that part gave me a boner.

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>>145643755
Sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with Gear, killing her friend and all that shit, know what I'm saying?

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>>145641961
>>145643688
>>145643909
>>145643981

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>>145643981
>>145643909
>>145643755
>>145643688
Fuck my shit up senpai.

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Take a look at those neps.

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Nowaru is Nep's bitch.

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what does this expression mean

>>145644374
Perfection.

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>>145644374
She has a dorito nose.

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>I want to play video games with lil nep

>I want to play LEWD games with big nep

>>145644549
nice

>>145644549
Big Nep is supposed to be a regular human? I'm still on re1 tho, just curious, because if she is, then she will get old and shit, and you would grow older along with your waifu and die while holding hands in your last moments of life.

>>145644722
I'd rather they stay young and I just die

>>145634945
FUCK

>>145634945
The sound design is really good

>>145644374
Me on the left.

>>145645207
It's like ASMR but not done by washed up 3DPD tumblr whores with daddy issues.

>>145645208
Me on the right ;)

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>>145645287
>>145634945
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WILL ASMR CANCER EVER DIE.

>>145644722
She probably will become a CPU in Ultra dimension on a future game or somethin.

>>145645405
It's OK because it's not 3D

>>145645430
Considering how CPUs work in her dimension that is highly probable.

>>145618724
She's in a loving relationship with Plutia. Don't get Nep confused with "Old-man shares Noire."

>>145645523
Uh? What? How do they work? Tell me, tell me!

>>145645636
I forgot the details since it's been ages since I played V but becoming a CPU is pretty much as easy as finding a share crystal.

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>>145645621

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>>145645736
Fucking hell my sides

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>>145645736
Fixed.

>>145645972
Would it be possible to switch Lesbians with Turbo to make Hyper Turbo Lesbians?

Gold third are undereated as fuck
C sha and S sha is great

>>145646072
They're the new kids on the block so it's understandable. I love how B sha is a jew just like the company she represents.

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>>145646068

>>145646217
That's it. You're the best Anon!

Best one
https://exhentai.org/g/895905/82ba7c03d4/

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>>145642363
>>145642266
>That's just the type of game it is
>translator is having fun
>with my chinese games

This is unacceptable.

>>145646289
Would you mind guiding me on how to get past the sad panda?

>>145646289
That's not the one with Noire&Uni doing that quest.

>>145646399
Delete existing sadpanda cookies.
Register on e-hentai and log in.
Visit sadpanda again.

>>145646404
I know it isn't. That why I didn't post it as the best one.

>>145643981
what is this from?

>>145630102
>-nepgear is asexual
She's robotsexual, she already has taken dozens of robodicks.

>>145647157
If nepgear builds a robot and fucks it, does that count as masturbation?

>>145647157
I want to see her making sweet tender love with Uni.

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>>145646378

>>145647511
What a shitposter.

>>145647511
Fucking hell mate.

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>>145647511
>>145647567
>>145647600
Repeat after me.

So which one of the neps would enjoy playing shooters the most?

>>145647643
N-Nepnowa, isn't that d-dead?

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>>145647653

>>145647653
Obviously adult Nep, She even has a gun holster and all that tacticool shit.

>>145642108
It's already been established in /nepgen/ that Ideafintl employees lurk the threads there.

It's completely obvious when that thread has news of Neptunia goods (such as the top nep hat) before the website is even fully linked.
When the top nep hat link was first pasted in nepgen, you couldn't access it from the main Ideafintl page for a whole day because it was not updated yet.

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>>145642403

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Can Noire has a harem route?

>>145649529
Gay

>>145649529
But Neptune ran away so she could be with Plutie.

>>145649529
We have to take the producers hostages and force them to do this, their fanservice game is weak.

>>145649658
Plutie is a serial rapist and needs to be locked up

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>>145649775
nigga you the only one about to be locked up

>>145649775
That's what she wants you to think but secretly Nep is the top.

>>145649825
I want to pet ploot and feed her food like the animal in bed that she is.

>>145622186
I love the reactions Broccoli makes and I like her voice, but damn is her clothing stupid.

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I want to fuck Blanc.

>>145650062
Don't bother.

>>145650051
Puchiko janai nyu, Broccoli nyu.

>>145650062

I hear she's perfect for anal, considering it's kept licked clean by certain /a/utists around here.

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>>145650062
I know this is a blue board but this is just too fucking hot to not to post.

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Vert is so fucking cute. I wish she was my onee-san.

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>>145650062
Too late, fucker.

>>145650410
This pic is wrong, Blanc is flatter.

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N

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>>145650498
Nah. She has small buds.

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>>145650498
>>145650607
Reference.

>>145650698
>>145650607
Geez, I was just joking about Blanc being flat as fuck, ;^(

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I love Nepgear!!!

>>145647744
The things I would do to Uni.

>>145651384
I love you, Nepgearanon

>>145651384
Fuck you Gearanon

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>>145650586
E

>>145652060
Fucking perfect

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>>145652060
P

>>145652034
Boi, you don't know how much I would love to do that
>>145651384
Go back to /vg/ and let me ravage you

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>>145647886
That's actually very kind of them, interacting with us an all. M-maybe I was too harsh.

>>145652222
Checked

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>>145652222
>>145652267
Checking in on Plutie.

>>145652267
Only Neptune is allowed to check Plutia out.

>>145652306
Oh god. Is it weird if what disturbs me of this is the smile on Iris? She usually has a lewd face, this is just unerving

>>145640353
I want to ride Neptune if you know what I mean.

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>>145652396
I don't see the problem, I think you're the weird one here.

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>>145651877

>>145652969
Uni isn't my favorite Nep, but she is the sexiest.

>>145652915
Her eyes only are more than enough to intimidate me.

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>>145652992

>>145653142
Please, I just finished fapping.

>>145652969
>>145653142

Anon please, don't make me cum on my Vita.

I am now halfway through Rebirth3.

Why do I find Hyperdimension Noire so lovable 10/10 tsundere yet her Ultradimension version seems like a bitch?

>>145653271
I would post lewd but I only have lewd nep nep neps

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I am far more concerned with cpus being able to get pregnant or not, I want to drink some nep milk.

>>145653382
Because Ultradimension Noire acts like a bitch and doesn't have as many dere moments as Hyperdimension Noire.

>>145653271
What are you waiting for?

>>145653271
Do it, she needs the shares.

>>145653382
Because Ultra Noire is just that, a bitch. Most of her interactions with people end with me wanting to
punch her teeth in. Her design is better than Hyper Noire so I'll give her that.

>>145653432
I feel troubled about jacking off to Yellow heart, I mean, she's a toddler and yer her CPU form is the one with the biggest breast.

>>145653665
I'm not seeing the problem.

>>145653665
Just look at her face. She wants you to Ploot in her Neptuna.

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>>145653536
>>145653508
>>145653271
>>145653142
>>145652969


Uni is for tender loving and bullying.

>>145653937
Moe

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>>145619623

I'm not sure they ever give a definite answer on how Candidates are born.

RB1 seems to imply it has to do with shares since after you get a certain umber for the respective nation, Nepgear, Uni, and Ram and Rom appear.

RB2 they've seemingly always existed

I get the impression that they don't exist in the alternative dimension RB3 takes place in.

>>145620370
>>145620510

Ruined

Ram and Rom are for being angry and scared respectively.

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>>145654128
>Ruined
Thats the point.
>Ram and Rom are for being angry and scared respectively.
Wel. Rom will be scared if you tell her you won't rape her anymore and Rom will be angry when you tell her you cannot rape her tonight.

>>145654228
*Rom, Ram
you get it..

>>145653382
Something about Sony being super aggressive to its competitors years ago

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>>145638352

>>145644142
>>145644085
My waifu, purple heart.

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>>145654228

Eh, I guess it depends on what you're in to. I never really found the idea of a character being broken and basically turned into something else (Usually a sex slave) to be interesting, unless there is the dynamic of their original self being inside somewhere trying to regain control.

I'd rather see characters I like respond to certain circumstances and possibly react in ways they usually don't.

>>145654569
>implying Ram and Rom are not massive perverts, just waiting to be awakened

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Rom is a massive cuddly package of cuteness. I enjoy Rom.

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Ram is a ridiculously bubbly box of fluff. I relish Ram.

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I regret it all.

>>145654672
>>145654701
And I want to fuck boths brains out.

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>>145654746
But My Lady! Only you could save Gaminudstri.It is great honor to be the only rightful ruler of Gamindustri. You should be proud of yourself for bearing such greatness and responsibility!

And I, your humble servant, will do anything to help you in your duty!

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This is NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

>>145654746
Love me Nepgear anon. kyun <3

>>145618724

>the poll is almost split 50/50

Interesting. I guess the neps arent so innocent as I assumed after all.

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I remember Normandy. We stormed the fuckin' beach and shit all over their fuckin' corpses. It was glorious. But more than that. It was fuckin' terrible.

>>145654865
Half of us want to rape every hole of Neptune.

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I've got Jim's dog tag. But not Bob's. Reckless bastard, rushed right out so that we could run. Fuck. I knew our general was one huge asshole. Now, I'll never forgive him.

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STAY BACK

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THIS

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>>145654658

Not really sure that would happen if they were abducted and sexually molested in some manner.

Come to think of it, I have to wonder just how much sexual knowledge they really possess .

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>>145655064
IS

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>>145655088
BEST GIRL!

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>>145654812

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>>145655088
NEPUGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>145655098
Shit taste desu.

>>145654994
Why is Rom a human vibrator?

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>>145655119
You can you say no to this face?

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>>145655070

In the new game blanc vs zombies they have some sexual knowledge, I think they already know what sex is, but at least Rom is still playing the innocent child card to get her way when she wants.

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Happy Valentine's day, /a/!

>>145655175
I want Nepgear anon to stab me with his sword

>>145655156
Shit is still shit no matter what kind of face it makes.

>>145654494
My waifu transforms into your waifu. Sex is gonna be really weird.

>>145655145
Don't be stupid, Rom isn't human

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>>145655174

Ah, that is perhaps a bit more than I thought, but also expected. Kind of cute if that is how Rom is acting. Would be funny if she knows more than Ram.

>>145655230
My bad.

Why is Rom a literal vibrator?

>>145655145
She found grandma's rumble pack.

>>145655174
Well they are freshmen in high school in that dimension. So is Peashy.

>>145655308
Localization consessions are not canon

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>C90 is going on
>nep doujins a plenty
>We'll never see them

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This is Nepgear.

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>>145653665

I wonder how aging works for a cpu like yellow heart, Ram and Rom are still growing and learning, but yellow heart is going to always have a child's mind? Or is she going to get into a teenager phase?

Imagine going to a love motel with yellow heart in adult form, spending the entire night doing wild sex and falling asleep, only to wake up with a unknown six year old little girl at your side and Iris heart breaking your bedroom door down because Yellow heart ran away from home again.

>>145655351
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

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UZUME DEBAN DA NE

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>>145655420
NEVER
https://aww.moe/y30hyh.jpg

>>145655308
Consider suicide.

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Uzume is ____.

>>145655396
I mean, isn't adult Nep personality mildly between purple heart and child nep? But there's also the fact that they don't age and it just fucks everything up making it more complex.

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>You thought it was Nepgear?
>Surprise! It's me, Nepgya!

>>145655570
No, it's really more of a slightly older Neptune.

>>145654569

I like hardcore stuff, but seeing neps scared and crying just takes the fun out for me, I guess thats why some people like mind control, you can have all the scenes you want without the bad part of the rapey stuff.

>yellow heart has a perfect plot point where she is mind controlled
>no doujins ever since she is not that famous

Being a yellow heart follower is suffering, even the oracles have already gotten full doujins for themselves.

>>145655396
>but yellow heart is going to always have a child's mind? Or is she going to get into a teenager phase?
That's kinda already answered when you see Neptune and by a lesser extension Plutie and Uzume. Purple Heart, Iris Heart, and Orange Heart have their core personality's set in stone so Yellow Heart may as well.
>laying your filthy hands on Pko
You better hope Ploot gets to you before I do, mother fucker.

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>>145655537

>>145655348
You act like 90% of the people here haven't played the localization.

>>145655500
Looking at this is causing me physical pain.

>>145655651
The proportion of people who've played it isn't relevant.

>>145655628
I know but remember she comes from the ultradimension, where Pururut lives, she's not a CPU, right? If she isn't then it's normal ageing, I don't know if hyperdimension Neptune might grow up, what do you think? Rom and Ram haven't shown any physical development either, have they?

>>145655537
[x] cool

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>>145655377

Such a cute murderer!

>mfw nepgear kills underling

I like you underling, but you were kinda asking for it.

>>145655351
Why bother living?

>>145655737
>I don't know if hyperdimension Neptune might grow up
Did you speed through V/RB3? Neptune says she wished she didn't become a goddess again so soon so she could develop a bit more. Goddesses are forever set to pause in the physical department. Also there's Uzume and Kurome who retained their
physical appearance but you could argue that it's because they were sealed away.

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>>145655638
>You better hope Ploot gets to you before I do, mother fucker.

She is immortal anon, sooner or later she will learn what sex is.

The only way to protect her is to use a cpu disc and hope to hell you wont turn into a mindless monster.

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>>145655953
I want to fuck her and drink milk from her giant breasts until she faints and reverts to P-ko
And then keep going

>>145655730
Not really but coming off as an elitist fuck EOPs jackass is sorta silly and pointless.

>>145655953
Fucking hell, a 6 year old puttin Vert to shame.

>>145655804
I love Nepgear, I really do.

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>>145623638

>>145656549
I love chinese dresses, saved,

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>>145656647
I dont have more of these, sorry

>>145656749
Keep dumping you wonderful bastard.

>>145656749
>Those t-rex arms

>>145620370
sauce

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>>145656815
dump what? PH in general? PH in different clothes?

Should I play these?

>>145657175
Just dump.
>>145657284
Hold on, I'll get you a link for the re:birth trilogy, installer and all dlc's and shit.

>>145657315
>Just dump.
Well if you say so
>Hold on, I'll get you a link for the re:birth trilogy, installer and all dlc's and shit.
Well fuck that then

Found it.
https:// drive.google .com/file /d /0BwM25DZyq-TYNm03OFcwMTZ2bGM/view?pref=2&pli=1
If I recall correctly the download is around 9 gb and 32 gb decompressed, the installer does take a good while though.

>>145657175
>>145657235
>>145656749
This reminds me how the anime certainly went to cater to one certain taste, while not really giving much to a different kind of taste.

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>>145655632

That is part of what I thought the appeal of mind control was, it allows you to mask that you're doing something bad by having the girl enjoy or be fine with it.

That has never been for me, I like the anger, disgust, and fear displayed, the revelry in being an absolute monster. They provide a power rush and possibly satisfy a minute masochistic urge.

I don't really have a strong opinion on Yellow Heart, but I'm sort of surprised she is seemingly less popular than the Oracles that aren't Histoire. Even if Kei, Mina, and Chika have nice designs and the first two decent personalities.

>>145658350
>>145655632
I'm more of a Peashy fan (not transformed) and there's virtually nothing with her.
Not very surprising given how Neptunia is a bit low on lolicon catering, and it's mostly soaked up by popular, less kid like girls like Rom/Ram.

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If I'm a leanbox citizen and pledge my allegiance to Vert can I love Chika? She has vert but it's sisterly so I could be the man in her life

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>none of the doujins will get scanned
>again
>no Blanc vanilla
>no YH vanilla
>no Uzume vanilla
>no twins beging fucked by Gehaburn-wielding Nepgear

>>145659283
It's for the best.

>>145637179
My god, meme magic does work!
Where's this from?

>>145660465
FUCK YOU

>>145660489
Maybe this lack of smut will finally make you realize that it's time to give up anime and video games. That it's time to settle down with the local girl down the street and raise some kids.

>>145660548
Fuck off to reddit already

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What does this scene mean

>>145660548
That sounds like an awful idea

>>145660548
>local girl down the street
I wish she was there..

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>>145659092

I think for me, despite liking Ram and Rom, it's that Peashy appearancewise has never really struck me. I'd need to play RB3 and get an idea of her personality for my feelings to change.

>>145662161
I really like Ram and Rom, but Peashy is super annoying. I don't really like her.