Can Araragis blood restore a broken hymen?
>>145465333
Probably.
So Kiss-Shot is a permavirgin?
>>145466109
Oh she's not a virgin, but her hymen has probabaly restored.
>>145465333
all of the monogataris are virgins
>>145465333
Maybe, but after gently walking her home that is.
>>145466355
Except for crab, and monkey more than likely.
Why does Crab's smile make the pain go away?
>>145466391
kanbru is all bark and no bite, this has been made apparent many times.
>>145466674
Except for that one time at the beginning. They have a friends with benefits thing going on right now. Crab is okay with it.
>>145466674
And also a lesbian. It's like the anon you quoted doesn't even watch the series
Is araragidead?
>>145467020
Not for long.
>>145466595
I honestly do not know, Im a catfag myself but there is something about senjou that makes me want to work for 14 hours a day just to come home to her smile.
Who unironically gives a fuck about this shitty show?
>>145468495
Everyone that makes it the best selling anime around
>show
>>145465333
Why doesn't Araragi just turn Senjougahara into a vampire so they can live together forever?
>>145468636
He doesn't have that power
>>145468711
Why doesn't Kiss Shot turn Senjougahara into a vampire for Araragi then?
>Kawaii mama
What did he mean by this?
>>145465333
>inb4 retards claiming they didn't fuck
Doesn't Araragi have to lick whatever he wants to restore? That's the way it worked with Hanekawa's cheek.
>>145468960
Saliva and semen are pretty close, so he probably just has to pull out at the last second and blow his load all over whichever monogatari he's restoring.
>>145468721
because bat wants him for herself once the rest die.
what does vampire cums look like?
If she wants her hymen back, probably. But it's not like it will restore if she doesnt want it to.
>>145469609
Salty milk
>>145469581
Wait, is it true Araragi likes Kiss Shot too?
>>145470161
Are you even watching the series? He says it outright multiple times.
>>145470210
I have, I just don't fully remember that.
>>145468495
Your favorite show will never get a S3, we will keep getting monogatari seasons until the sun goes dry.