Have you been eating your pears?

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I have in facts been eating my peers.

I want a pear on my face.

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Of course.

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>>145356017
Nice

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Best shape

>>145355962
I hate pears.

>>145359096
I hate YOU

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>>145355962
Always

>>145358588
Has she got metal wires pulled across her stomach? If no that's a disgusting deformity.

Given the extra width of her body below her actual hipbones her pelvis will also be deformed. She will also look more deformed given that her lower body is 50% wider than her shoulders. She'll appear to have t-rex arms and her lungs/heart will probably be too weak.

Her thigh gap will be about 4-5 inches.

Her navel is about 2" too low.

Her ass cheeks have a hangover that literally points inwards, and given the shape each will either be fairly flat/bony or the size of a head.

The character will not be able to walk properly at all. I love pears but can't see the appeal of this failed abortion.

Yet I see this garbage posted in every pear thread.

>>145359158
This is a plausible slim pear. Probably the best in the thread by proportions alone, even if not exactly my type.

>>145358057
In spite of the exaggerated perspective (not really the artist's strength) this is a nice and otherwise plausible fit pear.

>>145355962
Scale the upper torso to avoid the infant ribcage and t-rex arms and you're on to a winner.

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>>145358588
Fucking love this girl

>>145360666
booty so big you could fist her ass without touching her asshole

>>145360799
That has no buisness being hot but it is

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I wish I could be a cute pear-shaped girl and make Anon worship my butt.

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>>145355962
Pears don't neccesarily have to be flatties, people forget that

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>>145358588
We can go wider

>>145360932
Well if you ever end up as a cute pear shaped girl with a nice butt I got a face for it.

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>>145361330
If I ever wake up as a cute girl nice a round, plump booty and a small chest, I'll let you know. Just hope you're into butt sniffing and deep rimjobs.

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>>145361421
>butt sniffing and deep rimjobs
It's pretty much the only thing I can fap to anymore so that works out perfectly.

>>145358588
thicccc

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>>145361678
Good taste, Anon. My biggest fetishes. I would love to feel someone bury their face between my cheeks and give my anus some loving.

>>145361766
>that slight peek of anus
Fucking delicious

>>145361887
L O N D O N

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>>145361766
Would do that without question. I'd kill to lick a nice looking anus inside and out.

>>145362000
Birmingham, close enough right?

>>145361849
I wish we could have anus threads on /a/. I have a really poor collection of asshole pics since I have trouble finding any.

>>145362155
>>145362204
Elins are so amazing. Makes me miss playing Tera.

>>145362110
/e/ is right down the hall my man

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>>145362258
>thigh rubbing

>>145362254
I thought asshole threads weren't allowed there?

>>145362316
Too thick

>>145362352
No idea, can't hurt trying

post panda links

>>145362532
https://exhentai.org/g/955246/57f5ada40b/
https://exhentai.org/g/876729/d488a69ebc/
https://exhentai.org/g/941290/f47a729bf6/
https://exhentai.org/g/703370/83944304e9/
https://exhentai.org/g/943248/ae4658a837/

>>145362449
I want to fuck an Elins thighs

>>145362449
I want to motorboat her ass.

>>145362481
BREED

>>145363183
but also use it as a pillow before and after

I'm so glad pears caught on around here

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>>145359816
Oh great, one of THESE pricks who acts like a faggy art critic shows up, that's the first sign that these threads are going to go to shit. Won't be long before tripfags show up and hammer some more nails into the coffin.

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>>145355962
>when girls have big breasts but their hips and thighs are still somehow wider

>>145363543
Just leave him be. Nobody else was giving a shit anyways.

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Yes

>>145362110
Why don't you just go to gelbooru? If you're desperate to leech off of other people go to /e/ or /h/. /a/ already has enough low-quality template-esque fetish threads as is, it doesn't need more.

>>145363890
Not like I'm going to do it. And when I actually filter it to how I like on gelbooru I hardly get any pics because people suck ass at tagging.

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Zita really needed more screentime.

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>>145363543
I actually quite like the image you contributed.

It's just that one image that particularly bothers me. You can tell the artist is capable of far better from the details they didn't get wrong at all. The stomach details and nonsensical proportions are never mentioned in any of the threads where this image is put on a pedestal, while some of the most gorgeous work goes unmentioned because it doesn't epitomize a meme. Alternatively anons fapped and left, but you get the idea. I'm frustrated more with pear threads' idiosyncratic attitudes towards artists.

The others I mentioned did various things better which is why I linked them.

I don't see how you believe that one anon appreciating three images while disliking one in particular doesn't bode well for a thread.

It's not as if I autistically linked 20+ posts to rate them out of ten without a comment like in many other figure/body part themed threads.

>>145363890
Honestly posting the pictures with other people is a good portion of what does it for me, so just looking on Gelbooru isn't as fun

>>145364371
I agree. More fun with like minded people.

BIG
FAT
BUTTS

>>145365998
Shuuten Douji fucking kills me dead

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>>145366245

>>145366299
aaaaaaaaa

i was wondering what i was gonna jack to earlier

it looks like i know now. thanks boss. also, nice dubs.

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I suppose I will masturbate.

>>145366741
No reason not to.

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>>145366363
Have a good fap, anon

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>>145367388
It's more fun when you have people to do it with.

>>145367465
That's why I enjoy threads like these on /a/. It's more fun to do it together.

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>>145367599
Me too. Masturbating with friends is the best.
Wish I could sit next to Anon while we fap together.

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>>145363769

>>145367662
That would be extremely lewd

>>145363769
>you will never punch Tewi in the face repeatedly
Why live?

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>>145367853
Lewd is good! I'd be more than happy to lend a hand, literally.Or lend a mouth.Or give a rimjob.

>>145367938
Sucking dick is lewd

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>>145368064
It tastes yummy.

>>145368109
I wouldn't know. Kind of jealous.

>>145360666
>>145358588
why does serial killer lolis has a thick ass?

whats she been eating the whole time?

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>>145368194
I met my boyfriend of three years on /a/. You never know, Anon. You might get the chance at some point.

>>145368203
She can smother you to death with it

>>145368277
Hopefully someday. It's something I would love to try.

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>>145368370
It's really lewd and yummy. Would recommended.

>>145359816
>She will also look more deformed given that her lower body is 50% wider than her shoulders. She'll appear to have t-rex arms and her lungs/heart will probably be too weak.
This is not a criticism. I could draw a girl with hips 10 times wider than her shoulders and it would be fine as that's what I intended.

Seriously? Her heart would be too weak?

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>mfw this thread