post Japanese which you learned from anime

arigatoh means "sorry"

"Itadakimasu" means "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!".

>>145314032
Wow great thread you kisama

Dostedt

>>145314032
tadaima means thanks

sank yu means thank you

itsumo means always
okaa-san means mother
obaa-san means grandmother
otou-san means father
ojii-san means grandfather
imouto means little sister
otouto means little brother
onee-san means big sister/someone older than you who is a girl
onii-san means big brother
arigatou means thank you
gozaimasu means very much
sensei means superior
kaeri (i think) means beautiful
kaeru means go home
kaeru means frog
tenshi means angel
tenma means monster
usagi means bunny
doushite means what's wrong/why
daijoubu means it's fine/i am fine/you are fine
yatta means we did it/i did it
masaka means no way

there's more but i forget

I've heard Doushiyou used so many different ways but I'm not clear on the literal meaning.

>>145314032
baka desu senpai

YAMEROOOOOO

>>145314278
majiresu ka yo wwww

>>145314278
Beautiful is kirei

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>>145314293
It's quite simple really, whenever you feel like pic related, you say "doushio."

>>145314278
korosu jibun

>>145314032
H-Hayai!!!

grando sponsoh tokyo day oh christmas

>>145314293
What will I do (in this situation)?
That's it.

>>145314032
Buenos dias!

gomenasai means hello

mousou means delusion

thank you snake girl

keikaku means plan

yaaa, gomen gomen

tasukete - help me
dozo - go ahead
tadaima - i'm home
okaeri - welcome home
junpaku - beautiful (or something)
keikaku - plan
sou da - that's true
neko - cat
hime - princess
monogatari - tale, story
kouen - garden
jouzu - awesome
doshite - why
aishteru - i love you
sasuga - only you could have done it!
yappari - just as i expected of you

All of this is useless though because I can't recall the exact kanji each time. There's also the obvious stuff like >>145314278

ochinchi
omanko
boypucci

dousube?

>>145314569
junpaku - pure white

not disu shitto again

kawaii - cute
boku - book
ki ni narimasu - become a tree
ki ni sawarimasu - touch a tree

Shkashi (?) - however

Baka.

もしもし is this /djt/?

>>145314771
>ki ni narimasu - become a tree
>ki ni sawarimasu - touch a tree
That is oddly specific. Why a tree?

also book is hon

Souka means that's right!

>>145314032
mattaku shougakusei ha saikou daze

Greeting line when you meet children.

>>145314032
Isn't that part a nuclear wasteland now?

turansulatosu noto
it mean means translators note

>>145314032
Ohio.

>>145314889
>That is oddly specific. Why a tree?

just don't post

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>>145314771
>>145314889

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Denwa

I learned cats say "nyan" in Japanese. That's retarded though. They clearly say "meow". Stupid nips.

I've learn that koo can mean literally anything depending on the context.

>>145314889
ki ni narimasu - I am wondering
ki ni sawarimasu - I am irritatied

What does pantsu o taberu mean?

>>145315182
Pants on table.

>>145315182
Pants on table

>>145315182
pantsu - pussy (slang)
taberu - eat

Nakadashi wa kimochi ii

Im not sure what it means though

>>145314889
ki wo tsukete - attach to a tree

KAN
Mou ikou, KAN
TSUMO
CHINITSU, TOITOI, SANANKOU, SANKANTSU
AKAI ICHI
RISHAN KAIHOU

>>145315354
I want /djt/ to leave.

>>145315336
Ki ni shinaide

Don't die, tree!

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>>145314032 (OP)
すごいいいいい
ばかじゃないの?
うるさい
嘘!
嬉しい!
たしかに。。。
かしら

>>145314081
>samemasen

木？気？

NTR means Not Too Rough

I couldn't help but learn skashi means however from Kaiji

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>>145315479
Holy shit, please tell me you have a link to the ebook

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>>145315567
Ahh yes anon, you've learned a word, well done well done

SHIKASHI

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>>145314032

Sensei means Sensei

>>145315650
SHIKASHI

SHIKASHI

SHIKASHIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>145315479
>watarkshee tempo high kin nigh nang eye tokey
>jiggy jiggy fooney high kin serampan nai rosokoo doko?

>>145314032

This thing is called "Shishiodoshi"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AigVsMveSOM

kanbaru means monkey

>>145314032
tony kaku

>>145315747
>deer scarer
wtf I hate it now

Ching chong ching chang wing wang means "I still haven't learned the superior English language"

Omedetou.

Omanko is some kind of peach that shoots honey in your face.

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"Baka" means "I love you" in Tsunderenese

>>145314032
>tohoku
Isn't it Tohou?

>>145315956
Aho.

>>145315650
sawa?

>>145314032
Keikaku means plan

>>145315479
>where is the nearest lighthouse?

Oh good, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to find any lighthouses if I went to japan. I just can't get anywhere if I can't find the nearest one to me at all times

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>>145314394
I sort of miss this being included.

>>145316076
It's apparently a ww2 manual for the marines. I'm still looking for more

Makurosu is Macross
Zutto is always
Shiawase is Happiness
Todokanai koi mean imposible love
Touma is best girl

key-sama - Mr. Key

>>145314032
cyka blyat means thank you
co kurwa means sorry

tomodachi means please

>>145316367
Why key? That is oddly specific.

Lolicon means friend.

I had ningen beaten into my skull within three episodes of Bakemonogatari

>>145316289
Found it:

https://archive.org/details/revisedenlargede00atki

I learned about Desu desu

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>>145316894
desu?

>>145315479
>>145316289

What would the Marines need ghost cows for?

>>145316179
kids these days don't know about oh kurisumasu
or watching your anime on a bright room from a safe distance

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>>145314032
"Fushigi"

Was once on a conference call with some engineers in Japan. The connection kept dropping out, and one said, "Fushigi network"; I replied, "oh, mysterious network?"

shamepur dispray

>>145317206
The twitter post that linked to it said it was from a marine manual but that was wrong, I posted a link to the whole thing

dostedt

>>145317246
How much of a pay raise did you get after that?

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>>145314278
>tenma means monster

Sayonara means annual fart

>>145315484
ki.

What is the difference between naze and doushite?

>>145318262
One is 何故 one is 如何して.

Popular slut noises

yappa
ehh
nya-nya
so-goy
bye-bye
hai!

>>145318262
Usually formality. It's like picking between "why" and "how come."

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>>145314861
I think more learning is happening here than in DJT

Senpai means senpai
Tbh means desu
Smh means baka

>>145318378
>so-goy
My sides

cyka blyat

>>145315046
Works pretty well when you don't pronounce it like a retarded burgerclap tbqh.

>>145318341
>何
Isn't that the kanji for desert?

>>145318262
Naze has a more formal nuance, but they mean the same.
naniyue　＞　naze　＞　doushite　＞　nande
According to some random Japanese person.

moo means moo

>>145315479
>Baby san

>>145314569
jouzu is something you would describe you are good at, for instance
お前はちんぽを舐めるのが上手「じょうず」です。

neko - cat
kuma - bear
kumaneko - panda

No, seriously.

>>145321573
kumamiko - slut

>>145314215
If you think about how he defined nani it's easy to see his fuck up and isn't really that bizarre

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WAKU WAKU DOKI DOKI - I'm getting excited

zetsubou - despair
kibou - hope
ryu - dragon
tobira - door
ken - sword
yaiba - blade
ou - king/emperor
hikari - light
yami - darkness
ginga - galaxy
hoshi - star
ao - blue
murasaki - purple
midori - green
kuro - black
shiro - white
maru - round
tamashi - soul
kokoro - heart
omoi - feelings
ai - love
subarashi - wonderful
utskushi - beautiful
tanoshi - fun
sekai - world
unmei - destiny
yume - dream
zettai - absolute
ryouiki - territory
damare - shut up
yugo - fusion
kemono - beast
mimi - ear
manako - eye
ringo - apple
ichigo - strawberry
yurusenai - unforgivable
fukushu - revenge
shimobe -servant
taiyo - sun
tsubasa - wings
tsuki - moon
hito - person
hayabusa - falcon
hangayku - rebellion
minna - everyone
tomodachi - friend
nakama - comrade
seigi - justice
mitaka - ally
umi - sea
wakaranai - I don't understand
aku - evil
bu - club
hanase - let me go
korosu - kill
junketsu - purity
mahou - magic
majou - witch
kishi - knight
akuma - demon
otoko - man
onna - woman
kazoku - family
inochi - life
ikari - anger
hatsudo - activate
mirai - future
michi - path
teki - enemy
keiyaku - contract
suru - do
omedetou - congratulations
jisatsu - suicide
toki - time
yamero - stop it
yakusoku - promise
homura - flame
Sono hitsuyo wa nai wa - That won't be necessary

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>>145322441
>Zetsubou and Kibou at the top

>>145322590
To be entirely honest this was the first thing that came to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUw3tO0zEAE

さがしてる

TOT SU GE KI

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He

Meats

Ooh

YAMEROOOOOO

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>>145315479

>>145315887
Oh ee she sew
Ta bay tie dis yo

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>>145317209

Recently they started rebroadcasting Gochiusa in the mornings, so now the brightness warning is displayed (with furigana even).

Soro soro jikan des - time is at hand.

>>145326331
giri giri seifu!

>no 陰謀
to be fair I didn't know the kanji until I looked it up just now
God Welcome to the NHK was great. On a side note, it also thought me
ダメ
人間
協会
ようこそ and of course
引きこもり

Keilaku dori means just according to keikaku

>>145326582
>messing up spelling with keys that are right next to each other

You have some nig problems

Can I get some (Omae)'s?

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okaerinasaimase, goshujin-sama~

>>145326816

That (Onitore)! He's got some balls, stirrin' up trouble with a post like that!

>>145314394
Every time

>>145326816
(Kimi)

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>>145314032
MIRAI ZURA

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>>145329645

ZURA JA NAI

KATSURA DA

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>>145319063
>pronounce it like a retarded burgerclap

My fucking sides

>>145314032
Nani?

>>145314771
>>145315336
>>145315410
literally rewrite plot

>>145326816
(Anata)

Bakayaro! Matsda! nani it den no!!
Hujang Ke neun na!!
(You fucking idiot! Matsda! what da fuck u doing!! Are u fucking kidding me!

>>145314278
>tenma
>monster
fuck off Lunge

Sono chi no sadame mean Bloody destiny

Dattebayo means Believe it!

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>>145314032
Almost all the hiragana and katakana from anime. The kanji for the 1-9 10/100/1000 numbers, the basic elements and other random kanji like 凶 or 人 or the 心

watashi means boku
boku means ore
ore means washi
washi means sessha
sessha means wagahai
wagahai means jibun
jibun means watashi

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>>145315209
>>145315244

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KISAMA

>>145314394
Every fucking time

OH PIE MEANS TITS

>>145314032
Japanese can't into English

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>>145314032
yorokobe - rejoice

>>145314278
>gozaimasu means very much
What, n-. Yea ok I guess

>>145315636
It's called exercises in the yokohama dialect. It's basically a joke book.

>ITT: weebs
Get out.

>>145314278
>kaeri
that means returning

>>145334078

Kill urself my man

>>145314569
>kouen
>garden
ya dun goofed

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JOHJ - Nigger

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>>145334146
Kouen - Park

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>>145314032
I'd have to post a few thousand words.

Nani means "what". That's about it.

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Kyojin = Eotena

>>145314032
I learned that having drill hair makes you the best girl

>>145314032
Jibun Wo means 「Colors」

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Anata wa souko ni imasu ka? = Are you there?

>>145334078
no u

Kampher means warrior
Yeager means hunter
Panzer means tank
Mundo means world
Kuro means cat
Neko means black
Kuroneko means black cat

>>145315209
>>145315244

Pants on table retarded.

Kircheis means "I like you! Come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

I learned that foreigners visiting Japan tend to have brain aneurysms making them only to be able to say "pero pero"

Pasudei means Birthday

>>145334872
>Kuro means cat
>Neko means black
hopefully this isn't serious

Yada means yes.

Omoshiroi means interesting

I haven't a fucking clue what "dou iu imi" means

>>145314032
Die Joe-bu


The club where they want to kill some guy named Joe

>>145314032
Hai means Okay, but also "Hi" if they are speaking Engrish

>>145336879
It means 'what do [you] mean [by what you said]'

>>145314394
Why did they say "Oh christmas" for real though?

I gather Tokyo Day was the name of the company but why Oh Christmas?

>>145326816
(Kiiiiisaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

>>145337170
You can't be this retarded

>>145315479
>Three Meats
>Eight Yachts
>Nine Cocoanuts

This is like some bizarre version of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

>>145314032
anoooo... des.>CANNOT TRANSLATE
etoooo... > uuhhh...
eeeehhhh?!? > whaaaat?
Daiskiiii!!!> i love you
koko...> here
IKUUUUUUUU> i´m cumming!!!!
omoshiroi... omoi! > Very funny.
atachi wa > i am
anata ga > darling
I-iaaaa!!!> no!
s-senpai!!!> upperclassman
tenchi> angel
tamago> egg
kissu > kiss
lightiningu thanderu > thunder and lightining
SHINEEEE!> die
p-pantsu...> panties
oppai > big-breasts
gaijin > foreigner
hentai!!! >pervert
e-echi... >lewd
kakui! > cool
pero-pero! > lick, lick or blah, blah!
mochi-mooooch. > hello (telephone only)

>>145314394
Hahahaha used in everything pre-2008.

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>>145314032
>implying I project my insecurities by watching subs in order to learn some retarded language x100 harder than English in hopes I someday gain acceptance among the more ethnic Japanese otaku crowd (or even a real jap gf), which realistically speaking one can never truly be a part of for being part of a country that nuked them. Twice.

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>>145337655

>mfw not from cuckerica

>>145337655
>>145337414

Your deleted post was better, 117-kun. Much less tryhard.

>>145337319
Explain

>>145337512
tin-tin... > penis
neko > cat
ningen > person
manga > comic
animu > cartoon
otaku > die-hard fan
imouto > little sister
obachan/obasama > grandma
ichi,ni,san,chi! > one, two,three,four!
kachin > money
bl > boys-love (gay)
orraiooo... >good morning!
aiasumi nasaai! > good-night
okendideska > how are you doing?
daijoubu? > are you all right?
kamen > mask
k-kekoo! > marriage

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>>145338361
>tin-tin... > penis

>>145334872
>Kampher means warrior
>Yeager means hunter
>Panzer means tank
I'm always surprised how many words the nips borrowed from the germans.

>>145338690
NSFW is not allowed.

>>145338641

HOHRY DAWG SHEET

Kukai literally means "ocean of emptiness"
Fushicho is "immortal butterfly"
Keibitai are the cops

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>>145329856
this

onigiri > a jelly filled doughnut

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>>145338985
I always find it funny how many Japanese words are actually Portuguese, like "pan" for bread or "shabon" for soap/bubble.

>at Bath & Body Works (store full of fancy soaps and shit)
>see one with French on the label
>says "savon a mains"
>"savon"
>"shabon"
>suddenly realize that anime taught me the French word for soap

Juice means soft drink
Bitch means slut
Viking means buffet

>>145339530
Continuing as I remember

Ice means ice cream
Mansion means a good apartment
Cunning means cheating
Feminist means chivalrous

egao - smile
mamoru - protect
nikishimi - hatred
arashi - storm
hametsu - destruction
chikara - power
ugoke - move
ashita - tomorrow
tori - bird
wasure - forget
tenkyu - heaven
sora - sky
kaze - wind
nami - wave
kami - god
kanpeki - perfect
keisan - calclulation
yomigaere - revive

zenmetsu - annihilation
taisetsuna - precious
senpu - whirlwind
shippu - gale
gishiki - ritual
kirai - dislike
ryusei - meteor
mugen - infinite
gin - silver
niwa - garden
uragi - betray
onaji - same
sugata - form

Timotee means shampoo.

Matte! means retarded drama filler scene.

>>145339934
>senpu - whirlwind
>shippu - gale
Where's your reppu - cyclone? Have you been watching your J9?