Why is she so perfect?

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Worshiper feedback

>Aqua-sama brought good fortune and unforgettable friendships. Everyone should join the Axis cult

Cause she's a literal goddess

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>when he says he prefers megumin

>>145243854
Porque ella es idiota.

>>145245759
Aqua is so fucking repulsive.

Aqua a best.

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>>145243854

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Aqua is cum

>I WILL BURN THIS SHOP TO THE GROUND IN THE NAME OF GOD

I'm not sure if she's best girl but she is best lich-slayer.

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>>145243854
She's a lovable retard

>>145243854
She won't say no when you enter the backdoor.
Will accompany you to the bar and drink like a sailor then puke like the president.
Doesn't really mind rough accomodations meaning you'll never have to buy a grand house just to live somewhere and fuck her then get along with your day. = cheap.

>>145243854
Lower than average intelligent

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>>145250320
Aqua ackbar!

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>>145243854
Because she has the best smile.

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>>145243854
Only a God can grant us a second season and she did that.

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>>145253939

>>145251974

This, she's a cute.

>>145254100

But for the konosuba protag it's literally the opposite, Aqua has resurrected him once already and has saved the parties collective ass more than once.

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I'm gonna join the Axis Sect of Admireres!

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Aqua is for fucking.
Eris is for marriage.

>>145254226
> literally
Not exactly. A great deal of Kazuma's miseries come directly from Aqua being Aqua.

>>145254100
You could consider Big Order an unwelcomed second season of Mirai Nikki.
>>145254226
Opposite of what? Yuno was tragically insane but despite that she eventually gave her life for Yuki in a world where death really is permanent. In konosuba you're talking basic MMO resurrection and casual death encounter with Eris.

>>145243854
SLUT

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>>145254583
OI U WANNA FUKKIN GO

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>>145254665
What?

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Wow. This thread really proves that worshipping Aqua will lower intelligence.

Why is Aqua so dumb and fat?

>>145254998
Lazyness. She's a neet goddess, spoiled by her place in the bureaucracy of heaven.

>>145254376
This, I don't understand the Megumemes.

>>145255514
Its simple

If Aqua is for fucking, and Eris is for marriage, then Megumin is for both.

Post Darkness fags

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Succubus are for marriage.

>>145255845
> Marrying a harpy that takes your health, your money, and invades your home
3d worshiping pig pls go.

>>145255845
You cannot be more literally a whore

Aqua is just Cirno when she grows up and melts a little

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>>145255977
Aqua please, succubus are pure, they only need a bit of your health and they only invade dreams, you must invite them to your home and are free.

>>145256020
>steal semen during sleep because that's just your thing
>offer that service for money
guess you're right

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I make Aquard word play!

>>145243854
because she has the most chromosomes

>>145256319
well , the semen is her payment

they never charged actual money

>>145256515
They absolutely charge a modest fee to cover brothel expenses and taxes. Unlike wimmins they do not need to buy shoes/food/copper coat hangars, so it is impossible for real girls to compete.

>>145256515
>Fill aqua with semen all night
>she attempts a water trick the next morning
>left over cum pours out of her fingers

>>145256672
> She panics, casting all sorts of strange magic
> Slowly her fingers and arms start emitting gross slime
> Wake up
> Wrap arms around Aquafu
> She is now a slime girl crying aqua tears

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>>145256635
>copper coat hangars
Is this a DIY abortion joke?

>>145253864

I want to protect this smile.

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>>145243854

Because she's secretly a whore and you know it.

She doesn't even wear any underwear ffs.

I want to lick aqua's anus!

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>>145257123

I want Aqua to crawl under the bar and casually suck me off, and then move on to the rest of the patrons.

>>145243854
Aqua is love.

>>145259641
Aqua is life.

>>145261420
Aqua is a cunt.

>>145259076
This just proves they might wear a thong. Arguably the worst type of panty.

>>145243854
"Now is not the time to be looking at my butt."

She knows there is a time to appreciate a butt you find attractive.

She understands what is important in life.

>>145262528
>>145258055
She wants you to too!

>>145262242
Get out, you fucking infidel.

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>>145259076
There is no way in hell she wears underwear in the anime. You can't even Schroedinger panties these things away. She's going commando, no argument.

>>145263280
Our goddess Aqua would never do such a thing.

>>145263855
Are you saying her holiness is not the epitome of divinity and purity such that she transcends such human limitations? Are you saying that she cannot be sexy and pure at the same time?

Heresy! Blasphemy!

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>>145263855
First of all, you mean YOUR goddess. Second, yes she fucking would, she's a total whore.

>>145247522
She's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but she has it where it counts.

>>145264216
T&A?

>>145264264
FLABBY
ASS

>>145245759
But I prefer Darkness.

Aqua a best

>>145243854
Because she is second best girl and she doesn't wear pads, unlike Eris.

May Eris forgive misguided sheep in this thread.

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kanjo fugitsu

>>145255514
bandwagoners who can't think for themselves who latch on to a meme to feel accepted on /a/ it happens a lot.

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>>145262242

>>145267044

memes are a result of popularity and not the cause

stay mad

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I really REALLY like this thread.

>>145268283
memes are popularity and not part of causality

stay in school

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Even though I was an Axis cultist from the start, I'll admit my faith wavered from time to time, but as soon as she went into confession with an Eris cultist and said
>When ever your faith waivers, repeat this saying "Eris wears pads.", and you will be blessed by Aqua
I became a full fledged devotee

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>I left the noisy bath and went back by myself.

>“That, that is so mean! I...! I didn’t do anything...! I only visited the bath!”
>“Aqua-sama, how terrible... Erm, please, don’t cry anymore! When your tears touch my skin, it feels like an electric shock, it hurts...”

>After that, I met Aqua who was weeping in Wiz’s arms.

>“What is it now? Today is a bad day, trouble keeps coming one after another!”
>“What do you mean by bad day! What trouble! Why are you blaming everything on me!?”

>Aqua suddenly raised her head and snapped at me.

>“Erm... Aqua-sama went to the secret Hot Spring of the Axis cult, and the Hot Spring turned into normal warm water, after that...”
>“They chased me out! But I am a goddess! Why must I be chased out the church worshipping me!? That is too nasty!”

>By the way, this girl will purify water just by touching them.

>“And...! The thing that made me angry was when I told the Hot Spring manager ‘sorry for turning the Hot Spring into warm water, but it couldn’t be helped since I am the goddess Aqua herself!’, that manager... that manager he... he laughed with a ‘pfft’!... I am the goddess! That’s me!”

>Aqua started wailing again as Wiz patted her head to console her.

>I looked straight at Aqua.

>“... Pfft.”
>“Waaaahhhhhhh!!”
>“Kazuma-san!”


Aqua is made for bullying.

>>145243854
>pussy made of water

The feel of that on the penis must be really damned good.

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>>145268545
>You will live to see this scene animated
January can't come soon enough

>>145268545
goddamnit anon this made me hard

>>145268570
Rub lotion or lube on your inner forearm
Now rub just water on your other inner forearm

Tell me which felt better

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>>145243854
because she is based on Benzaiten, the goddess of water and art

>>145269116
Super long torso, short legs, extra joint in right arm, extra finger on left hand, mouth size of nostril, skinny but double chin and no neck.

Why do people with deformities always end up being revered as deities or prophets?

>>145243854
Aqua get out of 4chan

>>145263855
>no straps
Well, she did. Maybe she's wearing a pastie or a bandaid but panties? there are none.

Why can't you make an interesting thread instead of boring stale post?

>>145270910
Announcing a sage is bannable, and you are not contributing.

>>145243854
When she squirts you can be 100% sure it's not piss on your chest.

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What did she mean by this?

>>145271284
she doesn't like gooy stuff on her face.

Praise Aqua, /a/.

>>145254401
Actually, they lived pretty well as construction workers

>>145265623
>asking intercession of a lesser goddess
>a goddess subservient to Aqua
>who wears pads

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Why bother with a filthy, poor girl like Megumin when you can have a literal goddess like Aqua?

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I'd have Aqua cool an RX 480.

>>145277688
>Not a fury X

>>145277688
Are you saying that Aqua is really cool but not hot at all?

>>145277688
Pajeet, please.

Aqua is pure.

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>>145243854
>High maintenance
>Leech
>A bitch
>Perfect
Get a load of this cultist

>>145280732
>Not wanting to spoil Aqua with gifts and love.
Faggot.

>>145243854
she's retarded and has a fat ass

>>145243854
Literally every girl in the show is better then her.

>>145281830
I want to spoil her with rough anal sex.

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>Out of curiousity, Aqua and I began meddling with the things inside the room labelled ‘Control Room’.

>“Hey Kazuma. There are mysterious buttons and control sticks everywhere, it’s like they want me to press them.”

>“They definitely want you to press them. Or rather, it would be strange for you not to press them when they are right beside your hand.”

Post ass.

>>145250227
ok, that broke my heart

>>145282685
My goddess.

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>>145279514
Aqua makes it possible to use the AMD loo.
>>145278666
Aquacooling
>>145279361
>Not hot at all
you know that's not true.

>>145243854
Because you can't go wrong with someone who goes commando.

>>145281830
Only good for fucking her senseless by multiple fat naked sweaty men every day countless times.

she may have downs but id still put my seed in her

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Aqua is a perfect 'bro' character, not a waifu or for lewding.

No headpats or handholding, just fistbumps and bantz.

>>145284882
You meant to tell me that you don't headpat and handhold your bro?

wew lad.

will yp ever publish a volume?

>>145284882
I'd marry her.

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this thread

>>145286272
A lot of non-believers are among us. I blame megumin.

>>145284990
>>145285705
that's gay

>>145284990
Bros are only for ass pats and shoulder holding. Faggot.

>>145243854
Because she's dumb enough that even you have a chance

>>145287015
>Aqua
>ass pats
>shoulder holding

capital idea.

She's so cute.

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>“Apologize! Apologize for that right now!”

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komekko is 18

Aqua is the waifu of the decade.

>>145254376
God damn the official art is probably one of the best parts about this series.

>>145276845
but Darkness is a devout Eris worshiper.

s2 when

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>>145290272

>>145290272
Komekko eats bugs for lunch!

>>145291210
January 2017.

>>145284050
I just got an Aqua not even 10 minutes ago.

>>145291322
All these megumemes are 18.

>>145290272
I WANT TO FUCK KOMEKKO AHHHH

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>>145254401
All of Kazuma's deaths can be pinned on himself or Darkness. Aqua is only guilty for bringing him back to life and leeching off his money.

Darkness best girl.

>>145247522
came for this

>>145294107
>best girl
Still nothing compared to a goddess.

>>145296532
You mean that dumb blue-haired slut?

>>145296631
Do not insult our goddess Aqua.

>>145290272
And Megumin is 20.

>>145243854
Probably said thousand times but, she's a goddess.

>>145243854
Literally the worst girl of all time. Poor excuse for a sentient creature, I wish I could boil her away

>>145302394
Fill a pot with water. Set it on high. Post results.

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>>145302358
Just let your thread die man stop bumping this shit
>inb4 b-b-but you bumped it yourself too!