Back in my day vampires were something to be feared

Are you implying that is not the scariest thing you have seen in your life? Excuse me while I change my thong

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Looks can be deceiving.

I have no idea if that's the case here, I'm just sayin'.

>>145019010
get with the times, old man.

Now vampires are meant for lewding and being a sex symbol

>>145019010
Deny her a donut and you will shit yourself son

One thing japan has taught me, if I'm ever stuck between fighting a huge hulking body builder or a little blond girl in japan

Always go with the mountain of muscle cause odds are that girl is really a fully grown demon/vampire queen in disguise that will straight fuck your shit up.

>>145019010
Must have been shitty days.

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>>145019814
that end up being a cute scene when araragi agreed

Read Kizumonogatari. [She's not even a vampire anymore.]

Even 40s Dracula was cartoonish as fuck grandpa.

>>145020036
So she can drink blood to gain power because.....?

>>145020157
As far as we know it only works if she does it to Araragi.

>>145020199
So she can absorb the power of oddities with her pointy teeth because...?

>>145020244
Because that power had nothing to do with her vampirism.

Vampires are cute and sexy!

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>>145020291
Then what is she? The spirit of THE SUCC?

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Did someone say Vampires?

>>145020244
she drains their energy

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>>145020324

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>>145020355
no

>>145020350
She's a vampire with the power the drain the energy of apparitions

Did you not watch the show?

>>145020459

>>145020036
>[She's not even a vampire anymore.]


Reconcile yourself.

Back in old country, vampire is monster. You see one? You cut off head, put pointy stick in heart and bury in casket with garlic. In this country, vampire is little girl who walk in sunlight and get head pats.

I tell you, sometimes I do not understand this country.

>>145020540
She is a vampire

>>145019010
Why be feared when you can be cuddly.

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Thread needs more Kiss Shot

>>145020695
i want to shoot her a kiss

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>>145020574
Ok Rolf.

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they can be beatiful and feared

>pic related

>>145020718
Would rub

>>145020718
>>145022222
Ararararagi really is living the dream.

>>145020805
Throw him a 7up and he'll leave you alone.

>>145019336
>Now vampires are meant for lewding and being a sex symbol
that's what they were for then, too

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How can you not fear this vampire? Look at how intimidating she is!

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Scary vampire!

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>>145019010
I find it very scary the fact that she can give me a hear attack so easily with her cuteness.

>>145019010
Try to take her donut away.