so /a/, what are the unwritten rules for being in this board?

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>>144996622
You must sniff your waif's ring of honour

If you don't agree with me, then get out.

>>144996622
You have to be Japanese.

Always spoonfeed

>>144996622
Just be yourself

>>144996622

You must be a faggot to be here

The only real unwritten rule is "Insult Yotsuba, get banned"

Only enjoy mature anime for mature people

>>144996622
If I write them here, they would no longer be unwritten, so I can't tell you

being new around here is like having the smallest dick.

You don't want to be the one who has the smallest dick in the world

only little girls are allowed to post

>>144996622
1. Check those digits.
2. Never write them down.

No 3d images besides artist
no asking for sauce
no making generals day after one died
no stalker threads before episode 6, no stalker threads two days in a row
no imitating threads from /v/
no replying to tripfags
no replying to people who give opinions without reasons
no request threads, that shit is bannable

>>145001223
Also:
you should have watched atleast 1000 complete anime series

>>144996622
Step 1:
Lurk
Step 2:
Continue to lurk until you understand /a/ and fit in
Step 3:
Continue to lurk more

Conform to the hivemind

>>144996622
Pretend this is the good board and act retarded. Also bump shitty threads.

None that anybody can write, or else they would cease to be unwritten.

These
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>>145001794
Also the answer is ALWAYS Boku no Pico

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1. post "recommend me some animes plox"
2. get boku no pico'd
3. die a bit inside
4. try to partake in serious anime discussion
5. get called a faggot
6. die even more inside
7. vow revenge
8. watch tons of edgy bullshit anime that makes you even more of a cynical faglord
9. shitpost in moe threads
10. mission accomplished

You either join the flatchest club or the ginormous tits club, it's fair game and everything else is irrelevant

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>>145002458
>You either join the flatchest club or the ginormous tits club
>implying it has to be one or the other