Excuse me Anon, but do you have a moment to talk about our Lord

Aqua-sama a cute

damegami

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>>144923916
Aqua? More like Aquass amirite?

Will there be panties involved?

>>144923916
> By saying "yes" you agree to become a loyal and subservient member of the axis cult, etc.etc.

I'm Eris-cult

>>144924069
Faggot

I'm not worshiping a girl unless she puts out. I ain't no orbiter.

>>144924069
> surfboard cult

>>144923916
Can you introduce me to Megumin instead?
She's a goddess in your universe and another universe.

>>144924157
Virgin goddesses are always worthy of worship.

>>144924235
Nobody else has to know.

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>>144923944

>>144923916
No I'm going to meet meguimn in a few minutes. Bye!

>>144924759

>>144444444

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>>144924935
Those black pillarbox bands doe

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>>144923916
Nah, I'm an Erisfag sorry.

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>>144923916
NO. NOW FUCK OFF.

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>>144925704
I heard Axis cult gives free cookies to new members

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>>144925873
I don't know if I can trust those cookies

>>144925922

I don't think they're made with any love nectar, and even if that was the case, it's just pure water.

>>144926725
Can't make cookies from just water

>>144923916
Go to bed Aqua. No one cares about a useless goddess.

>>144925873
okay miss aqua, I'll get in your van

>>144923916
Sure, I didn't need those Intelligence points anyway.

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>>144923916
Yeah, I have a moment to talk about the glorious path of explosion.

>>144933562
Do you think DEEEEN will get better sound effects for the explosions next year?

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>>144923916
No, I already have a goddess.

>>144923916
Show some party tricks, useless goddess.

>>144934593
No. S2 will probably have the same QUALITY as S1.

>>144927455

Pure water + salt + flour + eggs + seasonings.

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>>144935694
>salt
>no sugar
>no butter

>>144937975
>wearing the bottom piece

NOT aqua

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>>144923916
Just putting fail on fail so you can watercool while you draw too much current.

>>144936174

Salty cookies seem fitting for Aqua.

>>144938115

It isn't even watercooled, though? That's the standard issue hot air blower.

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stupid damegami

Season 2 can't come soon enough, I need my fix

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>>144923916
I'm already a devout Axis cultist though. But I'll freely talk about how much I love and adore Aqua-sama.

>>144940168

How much does Aqua weigh?

I want megumin to win!

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>>144940493
Knowing Nip height and their unrealistic standards for women to be thin as fuck, I'd bet less then 120lbs. I'm sure there's an official measurement somewhere though.

>>144940526

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>>144940493
Propably quite a lot as she doesn't poop

>>144940793

>lbs

Amerifat detected. Please kill yourself with a hamburger.

>>144940871
Way ahead of you

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>>144924069

while there might be many negative things we could call Aqua one of them will never be "padded goddess"

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I WANNA DEFILE HER ARMPITS.

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Would anyone else rather walk the path of Darkness, who has the best personalty and best fetish?

>>144940493
She is 100% water so I guess she must be fucking heavy.

>>144941206

At first I read that as "paddled goddess". Is she into that?

>>144941573

She has quite a lot of fat too, right around her hips and a respectable amount in front.

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Embarrassed Eris > Wailing Aqua. Both are cute though.

>>144942392
_Mana storage_. The reason, or lack off, is why Memememe drops dead after one spell and Chris went with thief despite having stats that would allow her to go any of the more powerful classes

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>>144942395
Finally someone with a positive INT value

>>144941839
It's called min-maxing you pleb. Int 8 with Wis & Cha 18+ is far better than having "above average" Int 11 when the class doesn't use that stat on anything

>>144943563
How can you have high wisdom without intelligence?

>>144943563
Enjoy dying in 2 hits to Mind Flayers.

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>>144943619
Pic related

>>144943619
INT is like knowing calculus, where INT is like knowing not to walk around after dark with $500 in your wallet.

>>144943727
Yes but with low int you would need to make the same mistake 100's of times before your wisdom increases

>>144943619
Intelligence
>Logic, planning, creativity, problem solving
Wisdom:
>knowledge, experience, understanding, insight

She undoubtedly has truck load of the later on her field of expertise, but is somewhat lacking on the former

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>>144943563
>Wis & Cha 18+
We're not talking Aqua, are we?

The only Aqua I respect is currently fighting her wah out of the realm of darkness

>>144943619
In the RPG systems that all modern generic fantasy is based on, wisdom represents things like perception/common sense while intelligence represents things like learning ability/reasoning ability. A character with very high int but very low wisdom is typically an absent-minded professor with many different skills, while a character with very low int but very high wisdom is going to be a retard savant with animal-like instincts and only basic skills in anything outside of his particular niche.

>>144943637

Aqua doesn't attract them when there's much juicier targets available.

>>144943637
>Not wearing hard helmet when around mind flayers

>>144945576

I'd rather just wear a loli hat.

>>144944010
As long as Aqua is a retarded sex slave that works for me

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>>144940493
Throw her in the water. If she weighs more than a duck she'll sink. If she weighs less than a duck she'll float.

Axis pic related.

>>144943637
> Mind flayers
> Demonic evil
> Against a goddess
Yeah nah enjoy having your mind flayers killed in 2 hits.

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>>144943927
If we'd put her statistics in D&D contex then yes, they would be around those numbers (or even higher depending on level). Access to all spells = Wis at least 19. Befriends the entire town with ease and has no difficulty in persuading others (read Kazuma) to give her what she wants = high Cha

>>144947072

>sacred create water
>sacred turn undead

And to add on top of that:

EXPLOSION!

>>144941242
is this the QUALITY ive been hearing about? why did they make her boobs kinda saggy throughout the show, I dont mind but thought it was weird for a kyoani show.

>>144942395
wait they're the same person?

>>144923916
No, I'm not interested in a bully, especially one that bullies the lovely Wiz.

>>144948840
>KyoAni
wasnt this Deen?

>>144949148
ok then that make sense.

>>144947924
As a goddess most of her stat line would fall under DM fiat. Normal adventurers couldn't compare.

>>144950130
More of a statline that DM's GF would get (with a "typoed" Int score)

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>You'll never marry Eris-sama.

Why even live?

>>144950534

Specifically, if you live you won't meet her.

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>>144950625
Good point, off to commit sudoku.

>>144950700

You need to be hit by the japanese truck, or at least shock from almost being hit by a tractor. Sudoku = oblivion.

>>144926725
>no love nectar

But I want to eat love cookies

>>144950700
wait, they're the same person?

>>144950790

Sudoku by explosion doesn't get you any memegumins either, just pieces of you all over the place.

>>144950826

Aqua's cookies, or just generic love juice cookies?

>>144948876
>>144950848
No? Eris is the goddess of deception and disguises and Chris is just thief that's friends with Darkness

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New fanfic when?

>>144951986
You realize that mortal disguises are the most basic form of equipment for a deity character? A goddess stashes spare forms like a woman stores shoes.

>>144950897
then why are all the islams doing it? certainly they are trying to get to megumin

>>144923916

Why doesn't she wear panties, and why does no one seem to care that she doesn't?

It's like in Saki, except it only applies to one character.

>>144953562

They're delusional fuckwits, that's why. You only get one life in this world, when it's over that's it for you. No seconds, no continues. Just oblivion.