How would you react to this situation?

>>144877309
Get to work.

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>>144877309
Docking time!

>>144877309
run away

>>144877309
I'd take a big whiff, poke the bulge with my nose and surprise her with cunnilingus.

>>144877309
>KING ARTHUR! KING ARTHUR!

>>144877309
Poke it.

>>144877309
Put my Excalibur in her Scabbard.

>>144877309
Put my finger into her belly button

>>144877309
Pull out her penis

>>144877655
I don't follow

By not shitposting

>>144877309
Take a pic and post on anonymous image board telling them dubs decide what to do

>>144877309
Reminder that he gave up on King Arthur for Aika.

I'd run away and get married to the meido.

>>144877309
I brace myself for the inevitable punch in the face

>>144877760
He's saying you have to slide your mythical fairy forged sword into her extravagantly decorated, leathery, wooden sheath.

>>144877309
Bite it and rip it off then swallow it.

>>144879177
Semen Sample

>>144879177
Use the image search, you massive retard.

>>144877309
Punch him in the face.

Is it good or bad that I can name an anime by just a dimly light camel toe?
Granted it was one of the best episodes in an otherwise subpar comedy/ecchi.

>>144877309
itadakimasu

>>144879396
Wow, can you really name an anime from a distinct screenshot that everyone recognizes?

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>>144879607

Try and figure out how to not get murdered on account of this obvious misunderstanding that could be easily construed as having sexual implications.

>>144877309
Give it a bowl of eggs.

>>144877309
Inform her that her shorts are way too tight and everyone can see her enormous camel toe, show her how to select properly fitted minishorts.

>>144877309
get up and dust myself off. Apologize and say I didn't mean anything perverted by that. Then maybe ask if that fine young lass wanted to go enjoy a drink of the ground bean or stewed leaf variety. If she says yes, then huzzah! If she says no, well then there are many other fair maidens in the sea of the internet!

>>144877309
Tell her I'm gay

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>>144881038
My noble relation.

>>144877309
Fap.

https://youtu.be/xLFcT_WBWRc

Honestly, if I had been in his shoes I would probably never want to touch my dick again. I would just be completely bored of being aroused.

>>144877309
Do up the button

>>144877309
It can't be helped
*unzips dick*

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>>144877309

>>144878209
underated post

Cunt punt

>>144877309
PUFFY

>>144877309
Press on her gut and inhale deeply, see if she smells healthy.

Caress

>>144877309
ITADAKIMASU

>>144886207
I haven't heard that phrase in a long while.. thanks anon, you brought some good memories back.

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>>144877309