>wake up
>look EXACTLY like this
Anal memes aside, what would you do? How would you feel?
Sit on the nearest dick.
>>144819630
But that's gay.
>>144819651
It would be if you didn't.
>>144819538
Have to go get a new picture for my license so I can sell my loli virginity for some NEETbux.
Get the nearest old man and ask him to fuck me silly. Anal allowed
>>144819722
Odd fetish
>>144819722
Would you be happy, though?
>>144819538
>gold digger mode
>achieve dream of being a stay at home dad (or mom now i guess)
>slick off to the thought of all nerds at my lgs jerking of to me.
>find a virgin boy to put in Chasity and edge and turn him bi.
>make tons of money from ball busting guys.
>>144819748
I think that it is fairly common
>>144819758
Yes
Hold hands with a cute girl.
>>144819538