This is Rem.

>>144620905
What is she doing?

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>>144620905
This is also Rem.

>>144621014
cleaning the counter

>>144620905
Table kun didn't consent

>>144621268
that's not a table

>>144621351
Whatever it is, it's still rape

>>144620905
I don't get why Japan thinks this is a thing. Rubbing your clit on a wooden table corner would be extremely painful, especially when gyrating like that.

In fact, it would probably cause injury or tearing of the delicate and thin vaginal tissues.

>>144621014
Deckurbating

>>144621515
I am a guy and I used to do that as a kid before I found out what masturbating was.

>>144620905
Does she have a tile pattern fetish too?

>>144621609
Sure buddy. Unless you meant to say on the bed post.
>>144621585
How did you rub your clit on something if you are a girl?

>>144621408
Desks are always down to fuck. How did you not know this?

>>144621515
It only hurts if you walk directly into it.
And that hurts a lot, definitely going to make sure I never own any tables that are at vaginal height

>>144621750
that is surprisingly resourceful.

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>>144620905
>be toyota
>magicalnegro chasing you and your waifu
>stop for a rest
>getting cold out
>cuddle together in a cave
>wake up in the morning
>everything is wet
>rem pissed herself again
>put her out of her misery

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>>144621948
>Be Toyota
Couldn't help myself.

>>144621750
>>144621609
Fuck off cancer.

>>144621948
>Not wanting to enjoy her piss

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>>144621783
Not that guy, but my mom had one of these back and neck vibrating massagers that she never used except it had four longer prongs and they could turn inwards so the prongs meet. And back when I couldn't figure out how to jerk it, I loaded up some porn, clamped this thing around my dick, and went to town. I don't think I've nutted that hard since.

>>144622071
>t.
Shut up nigger.

Why the fuck would ram dye her hair.

>>144622308
>>144622146
/a/'s autism needs to be cured