Rohan did a number on that poor boy
11th for best boy
>"Let's take Aldrich for one... a right and proper cleric...only he developed a habit of devouring men...he ate so many that he bloated like a drowned pig, then softened into sludge."
This quote from DS3 reminds me of Carne for some reason.
>『THE WOOD』This time is only time!
>Hat! Can't be!
I am going to marry Narancia.
>be anime cancer only
>decide to read part 4 since got existed with last episode and can't wait for another one
>already at the end of part 4
THIS SHIT IS SO ADDICITVE HOLY SHIT, WHY WAS I ONLY WATCHING ANIME?
anyone has a link to /a/ draws "lets eat out an italian"?
Just you wait until you meet Narancia.
Congrats, you're not completely retarded.
Welcome to the club, now read the other parts. Including the currently shitty translations for Part 5, you can always reread it later when better translations come out.
When do stands get good? I'm just a little bit into part 3. I much preferred when character themselves fought and moved around instead of doing nothing and getting cucked by their Pokemons.
>Mary Sue artist and surgeon
>boring muh flames
>boring ugly design
>wow...he shoots some water and emerald around
>boring ugly design
>the grey tower
>boring no moving parts
>Mary Sue imma carve le sculpture at lite speed LOL
>boring ugly design
I'm just hoping that later in the series either stands get cooler or there is some way that the actual characters can help in fights.
Stands get way cooler and more clever later.They''ll be a little bit better in later part 3,but part 4 onward has some of the most clever and cool powers in all of manga.Also leave before you get spoiled.Also this isn't the main JoJo thread.Also read the manga.
The cutting a sculpture at 'lite speed' /was/ the cool part, isn't that pretty impressive? How Avdol beat Polnareff as well was pretty inventive, and I didn't guess that's what he'd do.
Plus the 'star platinum mary sue artist and surgeon' was to further introduce the reader, you, who just began Part 3, to how the manga defines Star Platinum's power of precision, as both good reflexes and extreme 'precision' to things like drawing and pulling something out of someone's forehead.
hierophant green gets useful in some chapters, and is a blast to have around. In one chapter, you'll adore Kakyoin. Hint: lali-ho
Grey Tower is entry villain, unimportant, basically just there to form a challenge for all the characters to face 'at once' in the tight confines of a plane, which is hazardous to do crazy Stand-fighting on.
Magician's red is the same as Hierophant Green. Avdol, Kakyoin, and Polnareff aren't super main characters, so don't expect the craziest stuff to be accomplished by them. Regardless, they still matter and play a role. The chill parts where the Crusaders just talk are cozying.
Also, Silver Chariot is beautiful, motherfucker. And what the hell are you talking about by 'monocolor' on a suit of armor/robot thing!? Do you want rainbow flaming prancing la-la men for Stands? Go to fucking Part 6 where your shit taste belongs.
Battle Tendency is pretty good so far.
>Joseph whips out a machine gun when he sees Straights
>"We use our legs, too."
Within the first chapter he manages to be a better Joestar than Jonathan.
I'm sorry, I meant Part 5. Part 6 is very nice, and I reccommend it. If you skip part 5, it will have no consequence on your experience of Part 6. Giorno a shit, Narancia wears a kilt and weird strap things because he's retarded, Fugo is literally retarded looking and I refuse to look at him. The Moody Blues Stand user is the only one that looks well dressed. Buccelatti looks like a lesbian obsessed with zippers.
He's goofy, but he doesn't have that much heart until a certain point. I only actually respected him after then, and how he acted.
He doesn't change dramatically or become an edglord or anything, he still retains his mid-fight antics and sense of humor.
To be fair,early stands were pretty generic,if only because their powers.
The only one that did anything interesting in the first couple volumes was Hermit Purple,and Hermit Purple barely does anything all of part 3.
It only gets better from here.Leave before you're spoiled.
That's true, it was a real jumping-off point for the more complex/intricate Stands of Part 4 and onwards. Many of the part 3 Stands can be described in one sentence, while a little bit of Part 4 need a mini-paragraph, meanwhile in fucking Part 5 we've got novels on the Stands.
Is there something wrong, anon? What was said was correct.
Can someone explain to me what Whitesnake's deal was? Shit was more confusing than King Crimson ever was
>Gooey dream stuff
>Can edit, insert memories as a crude form of mind control
>Seems to be sentient given how it talked to Pucci one time and how Pucci often gives it instructions.
>Can disguise itself as people (Prentended to be Heavy Weather)
>Pucci describes it as a 'long range stand' after killing FF but also that it is strongest at close range and it otherwise acts as a short range
It just seemed to invent powers constantly, and that's even before anything to do with Heaven
>Avdol, Kakyoin, and Polnareff aren't super main characters
>Polnareff not being a super main character
Par 3 was PolPol's bizarre adventure, he had nearly as many fights and way more dialog and development than Jotaro did.
boys, we need your prayers to make sure gyro sas is shown today.
REMEMBER TO BUY JOJO MERCH.
I'd say that most of those abilities are stolen stand-powers that Pucci had obtained from other users, given how many of them are only used once.
The only power Whitesnake is confirmed to have for itself is the stand and memories-stealing thing, the dream-control and disguise and stuff probably wasn't it.
>>Gooey dream stuff
Probably a stand disk
>>Can edit, insert memories as a crude form of mind control
A part of its stand ability
>>Seems to be sentient given how it talked to Pucci one time and how Pucci often gives it instructions.
It is sentient, that's not really uncommon
>>Can disguise itself as people (Prentended to be Heavy Weather)
Probably a stand disk
>>Pucci describes it as a 'long range stand' after killing FF but also that it is strongest at close range and it otherwise acts as a short range
Either recon or it's really strong.
>The World can resume time
as said, pucci can have any stand power as long as he has a disk, that's why whitesnake is so cool
ive redone my kira drawing, this time with reference and color
>Inverse Little Feet
>Makes stuff grow over a period of time
This could actually be potentially pretty useful and interesting in combat. Humans can only get so big before their bodies are unable to support themselves (imagine poor Andre the giant on a much larger scale) and their speed and maneuverability once they were a couple of meters taller than when they'd started. Not to mention how messy it'd be if they were inside a building or something when it started to happen.
Using it on inanimate objects could be pretty dangerous too, you use your stand on a small rock and quickly throw it at them, and they'll be struck by a huge boulder.
Is Lynch the secret Jojo?
It's probable that he tried, but Star Platinum rejected him. It did the same to his own daughter when she attempted to use it herself, imagine what it would've done to gay priest.
Apparently not. Keep in mind that Jotaro has freakishly strong willpower, it's probably a case of him just being a stubborn ass.
I bet someone would have similar problems if they tried using Silver Chariot or Love Deluxe.
Rank crews based on dick-size from largest to smallest
>Baron Zeppeli > Jonathan > Speedwagon > Poco
>Joseph > Lisa Lisa > Caesar
>Avdol > Polnareff > Joseph > Jotaro > Iggy > Kakyoin
>Okuyasu > Josuke > Jotaro > Koichi > Rohan
>Mista > Buccellati > Giorno > Narancia > Fugo > Abbacchio
>Weather Report > Emporio > Anasui > Foo Fighters > Hermes > Jolyne
>Hot Pants with Flesh Spray > Gyro > Johnny
>Gappy > Yasuho > Joshu
>discover friend is into jojo
>"oh i skipped part 6 because everyone says it's bad"
fucking kill me
Imo reading the manga will make you appreciate the anime adaptation even more. Until recently , Parts 4/5 had awful translations/scans - so seeing this animated is like the redux version .
This kinda stuff keeps emphasizing to me why Part 3 is so vastly overrated. When getting torrents at Nyaa, I nearly have aneurisms when reading comments from anime fags how Part 4 isn't living up to 3 and shit - niggas have no idea what's coming.
so Dio apparently had hermit purple too in part 3
whats up with that?
Not on my watch!
Dont worry guys I'm just saving the main villan from being killed
Honestly I feel as though if Shigechi had some time to bond with the crew, if Quiet Life wasn't immediately after his chapter, the readers would've cared about his death. He's killed off too quickly to leave lasting emotional impact.
>nobody will watch part 6 anime because everyone says it's bad
>no budget for SBR adaptation
do you even know what thread you're in?
Even without additional bonding it would've felt a lot more natural if his death arc didn't come immediately after his introduction one. I couldn't help but go "Oh, so that's why he was introduced in the first place". Same with Aya.
>nobody will watch part 5 anime because everyone says it's bad
>no budget for SO adaptation
>Speedwagon died lonely, sexless and fearful that his infatuation with Jonathan was a disgrace on a great man's name
>Was probably terrified that he'd go to hell because of his Gay Thoughts
Listen to 90125. It's a good starting point with Yes because it's their most poppy album. It was te first one I liked, and once I'd gotten fond of it it became easier to enjoy their other stuff.
Pucci's motives weren't good or admirable by any means. He wanted to force everyone on the planet into some bullshit world where they were forced to know their fates before they happened, and knew they were unable to change them.
And Kira if anything (in spite of being the best-written villain and character) should belong in Mid or Meh tier, right? He kills people because it's in his nature.
And Kars wasn't that evil either, the dude just really wanted to be immune to sunlight. He's not wholly evil either, saving a puppy and some flowers, and not showing any signs of wanting to destroy or dominate humanity or anything. In spite of being the crappiest villain he should go in mid.
Yeah, but all Jojo kids are drawn pretty much the same, regardless of what age they're supposed to be. Hayato doesn't look much older than Pol, I doubt that they'd censor him when they let the other one slide.
The rape-imagery with Kira might be more of an issue, though. Even if Alessi was the only one who was genuinely having and voicing sexual thoughts, he was fully clothed so it didn't look as bad as it was. Kira was just doing it to intimidate, but him being nude makes it a lot more confronting.
>Using an apologist chart to rank villains
>Using the villain's reasons as the sole parameter to gauge them
>Not taking in stuff such as relationship with the hero or surroundings, visual or story presence, the threat the villain poses, how well written he is, or literally every fucking factor that makes for a villain
>Thinking this is actually a legitimate argument to call Dio a shit villain or to state that one villain is better than the other
>Saying Diavolo is reluctant in the slightest
>mfw people still use this shitty meme picture as an actual argument
Please fuck off
They all attacked him at once, though. While he's still a douche, he didn't have much of a choice.
And it wasn't like he was determined to commit genocide either, as he took the only pillar children with him.
This chart is pretty bad. I'd say Dio fits the description of 'Shit Tier' perfectly, but I don't think that makes him shit tier. You can't just look at one aspect of a character and declare them bad.
I feel you I did the same thing when Stardust Crusaders was airing
>Araki acknowledged that HnK characters are far stronger than JoJo characters.
>Proceeds to make a Jojo character that can beat HnK characters in the same arc.
More evidence this man can't be trusted with ranking the powerlevels of his own creations.
Remember to chew it a few times before swallowing, anon~
Did anyone else find this fucked up?
Weather Report forced a mentally-ill man to create something that'd kill him and everyone like him at gunpoint.
Also, for some reason Araki wrote that Van Gogh shot himself in the head, when a basic Google search would've said that he shot himself in the stomach and died of infection shortly afterwards. Even more horrifying.
remember that yukako yamagishi is the worst jojo girl and that jolyne rules over all, and that even motherfucking aya tsuji was better~
>Implying Aya and Yukako aren't both the best girl and
pairin part 4
>implying that part 4 girls are in anyway good (other than reimi)
>implying that shitty makeup artist and stereotypical yandicke are a pair
>implying that i don't hail yoshikage for bomb-fucking aya
there's no reason to live other than jojo memes
Time for you to get out then.
Favorite stand ability is the cover for Sheer Heart Attack, and favorite voice is Dio, least favorite stand is Highway to Hell, least favorite part looks like the pillar men so part 2 don't know the others
Nigger, you would've been better off implying DP was an abbreviation for a part, part 4 looks absolutely fucking great, it's their finest work so far, plus, there are less art bloops because of the simplistic art style.
Maybe it's because you're a disgusting carcinogen-only assfest
it literally says Sticky Fingers on the album cover doofus
also Harvest is not in part 5, thats Sex Pistols
favorite death is Kakyoin i think
least favorite crew doesnt make fuckin sense you dick
also im pretty sure favorite pose is Joseph
the lady isnt representing Lisa
its representing Joseph i think, cause the woman is Rose from Street Fighter and she can electrocute people with her scarf like joseph would with Hamon
What's your favorite moment of part 11?
Mines when Forever uses Act 3 Strength; Requiem to control Star Platinum-Anubis: The World via a statue of Jotaro on Satellite 6 to counteract Neo-Dio's Hamon.
>favorite moment of joestarverse NOT being when necrokyoin recieves two stands using hamonic-superstand yoctotransfer and uses the explosive force of the transformation to kill anti-kujo and relieve jolyne's mind control
forgot pic oops
>Part 1: Hamon
>Part 2: Hamon
>Part 3: Stand (+ a tiny bit Hamon)
>Part 4: Stand
>Part 5: Stand
>Part 6: Stand
>Part 7: Stand + Rotation
>Part 8: Stand
come on Araki make something new for Part 9
>MFW I attempt to contemplate that clusterfuck.
I think the stands are more present because there is such a variety in what they can do so there is no need to introduce something else
Maybe Araki will come up with something else but as long as he keeps coming up with new stand concepts i'm fine with it
Is that part 6 Star Platinum or what?
>Part 6 SP?
Aliens are just another life form. If a tree can have a stand, who says an alien can't? We haven't even seen any other aliens who could confirm that they can't have any.
>that's too weird even for Jojo
They have an androgynous charm that sets them above the moeshit
what is the biggest fuck you moment to the audience in jojo?
Is there a more THICC character in Jojo?
Jotaro paced around the kitchen, eyebrows furrowed as he became lost in thought. It was his and Kakyoin's 2 year anniversary. Last year Kakyoin had cooked him a feast, and Jotaro had planned all year to surprise him by doing the same. He had wracked his brain for months trying to come up with the perfect meal, but he ended up stumped at the last minute. Frustrated, he threw his apron down on the kitchen table and took a seat.
He massaged his temples, thinking as if his life depended on this decision. Kakyoin's favourite food was pasta, but what type would show that Jotaro loved him most? Spaghetti was easy to cook but too simple for an extravagent dinner such as this. Lasagna would take too long, he cursed himself for waiting this long to start cooking. Ravioli...? Ravioli was perfect! He jumped out of his chair and began rooting around the cupboards for the ingredients. He found the spinach, the cheese, tomatos, salt, pepper, and everything that could possibly go into the ravioli. But where were the shells? He remembered buying the ravioli shells at the grocery store, but no matter where he looked he couldn't see them anywhere.
"Fuck this!" Jotaro yelled in frustration as he slammed a cupboard door, cursing his luck. Checking the time he realised he only had a little while left to figure something else, as Kakyoin would be home from work fairly soon. He felt his stomach turning, and decided on a trip to the washroom before continuing his cooking fiasco.
After he had finished his business, feeling relief in his belly, he turned to flush when he was greeted with quite a surprise. Hand on the flusher, he stared wide eyed into the toilet bowl. Where he expected to find his recently excreted fecal matter, he instead found ravioli. He took a step back from the toilet, eyes still firmly locked on the ravioli. The smell wafted up towards his nose, and he stumbled backwards in shock. "Ch-chef Boyardee?" He remembered the smell well from his childhood and teenage years. It was one of those strange American pastas that came in cans. He felt sweat dripping profusely from his forehead, and his entire body began to shake all over. He had wanted to make Kakyoin ravioli, but never this way.
Before he had known it, a fair amount of time had passed with him standing above the toilet bowl. Snapping back to reality, he searched the room, eyes fixing on the ticking clock. 5:50? Kakyoin would be home in 10 minutes and he hadn't even started cooking dinner! Slowly taking his eyes off the clock, he looked back again at the ravioli. If it looked and smelled like Chef Boyardee ravioli, would it taste the same as well? There was only one way to find out.
Kakyoin smiled brightly as he sat down at the dinner table. "I didn't think you even knew how to cook, Jotaro!" he teased. "It sure smells good though!" Jotaro laughed nervously, feeling sweat dripping down his back. With shaking legs, he brought the plate of ravioli over to Kakyoin and gingerly placed it down before the other man. Kakyoin clapped his hands together, still smiling. "Thanks for the food!"
Kakyoin brought the ravioli up to his nose and took a strong whiff. Jotaro felt tears welling up in his eyes, he knew he had commited an irreversible crime. Kakyoin opened his 5-burrito-wide mouth and placed the ravioli on his tongue. Jotaro felt like his eyes were going to pop out of his skull. He should have tried a piece of the ravioli before heating it up. As Kakyoin began chewing, his face slowly turned from a look of contentment to one of uncertainty, and to disgust. Jotaro's knees gave out underneath him and he collapsed to the floor, tears spilling from his eyes. "I'm so sorry Kakyoin, I should never have done this!" He bawled, shame coursing through his body.
Kakyoin placed the fork down on the plate and looked pitifully down at Jotaro. "I appreciate that you wanted to cook for me Jotaro, but trying to disguise Chef Boyardee as home cooking is just wrong." Jotaro's wailing fell short, and he slowly lifted his head and met Kakyoin's eyes. "But, you're lucky that I love Chef Boyardee!"
Jotaro never did end up pooping Chef Boyardee ravioli again, but from that day on he made sure to check every time he went to flush.
I think that's Part 3 Star Platinum. The difference being that it's part of the "BIG" SAS line. Now there's a big Jotaro too.
The SP was shown off a few years ago, but the line seemed to fade out.
>not understanding Diego's purpose within the story
>not seeing how Araki brought back The World and Killer Queen to build up to the return of King Crimson at the end of JoJolion and Made In Heaven in Part 9.
>the return of King Crimson
If you're right I'll actually murder Araki I swear to fucking god
Like I wouldn't even put it passed him. All the 'King' stands might actually be leading up to this.
How did you end up in the position? One moment you came over to Josuke's house to go out and learn more about Stands with Koichi, Okuyasu, and Rohan, and now you are lying on Josuke's bed with your lips locked together with him like you were one.
Josuke hovered over your form as he held himself up with his elbow next to your head as his left hand ran up and down the sides of your school uniform that he was just dying to rip off of you. You moaned against his lips as you held onto his face kissing him somewhat sloppily. He chuckled leaning back slightly not breaking the kiss as he took off his jacket quickly, you both parted for barely and instant before returning to each others lips once your shirts were tossed to the side.
You were both lucky Tomoko wasn't home.
You made quick work as you both took off your bra chucking it to the side moaning as Josuke brought up his hands and started to kneed them softly.
Fragile is kinda overrated IMO, so I won't blame you for not liking it. Good for you on trying it. But The Yes Album, the one Yes released before this one is godly as fuck, and underrated as hell. Its a bit less pretentious than Fragile, and better as a whole I think
This song is just so stellar:
>all Higashikatas having Stands with "King" in their names
>Gappy being pretty much a counterpart to Giorno
>the Higashikatas being a counterpart to Passione
>mafia mystery building up with the Rock Men and Kaato and Jobin
>Speed King looking like King Crimson.
It's happening anon.
He chuckled seeing your reaction as he began to kiss and bite at your neck softly leaving little marks here and there, while one hand massaged your breast his left hand snuck down your stomach and into your skirt. You gasped as you felt his fingers rub you through your panties making you whimper in pleasure.
"J-Josuke, d-don't be such a tease!" he chuckled as he lifted his head back up smirking down to you. He brought his mouth back down onto your as he rubbed your clit teasingly speaking in between breathes. "Oh? What just what- are you- going to- do- about it? Huh?" You moaned louder as he rubbed your clit at a faster pace making you clench the sheets along with your eyes shut.
Josuke chuckled removing his hand as he slowly slid down your skirt leaving you just in your soaked undergarments. He moved his body lower and brought his face down to your lower body making you blush getting an idea about what he's about to do.
He brought his face to your hip as he grabbed the side of your panties with his teeth slowly pulling them off of your body leaving you bare before him. You blushed trying to cover yourself up in embarrassment but Josuke moved your arms smiling to you softly.
This is pretty fucking tame compared the actual sub human shit that's out there
"You're beautiful (Y/N) you don't need to hide yourself from me, because I'll never think otherwise." You blushed even more at his words and gasped as he brought his head back down to your lower body and began to use his tongue in more ways that one. You covered your mouth to suppress your moans as your eyes clenched shut.
After a couple of minutes you couldn't handle it anymore, Josuke eating you out slowly and teasingly was too much for you to handle as you released to him. He chuckled coming back up to you wiping his lips and hovered over yours before he brought you into a soft kiss.
"I believe you have enough to finish one more time (Y/N)-Chan." You nodded softly as he smiled sliding off his pants and boxers moving on top of you on the bed. He took a condom from his nightstand quickly getting it on before he hovered himself in front of your core.
You spread your legs wrapping them around his waist as you looked into his eyes the whole time. You gasped softly once more as he thrust into you. He groaned as well feeling your tightness around him. Your moans danced together as they circulated around the room each time Josuke sped up each thrust inside you.
You tangled your hands into his perfect hair messing it up, but Josuke didn't care, your pleasure was more important than his prized hair. After a few more pleasurable cried you had released once more onto Josuke breathing heavy, Josuke thrust a few more times before he came as well. He breathed heavy before pulling out of you taking off the condom and quickly throwing it away before he lied behind you spooning you from behind.
Not much to complain about aside from the farting dog as favourite animal.
Oh and that bottom row is fucking awful and you should feel ashamed, there's only two or three things that I could possibly understand.
Brought him back just to job the fuck out of him, what was the point Araki? He didn't even have a single solo arc.
Turn your poster child into the biggest jobber in the whole series, his death was too fucking sudden.
Well my theory is that a Jobin + Joshuu fusion will be the final boss and the user of King Crimson but
Maybe Yasuho will, considering how JoJolion seems to reference Diavolo a lot
He didn't even get enough screentime to shine before the Hol Horse fight, when he was supposed to actually die. It's a real shame. He was really cool sometimes, especially when he pissed on Cameo.
Rewatching Battle Tendency, in the opening, Joseph has Hermit Purple.
Absolutely beautiful touch
I have to say, Bloody Stream might be one of the best anime openings I've ever seen. Not even being biased, since Battle Tendency itself is very far from being the best anime. But it's got neat, stylized visuals, subtle foreshadowing, and the music itself is fucking fantastic.
so im reading part 6 and, King Crimson was pretty easy to understand
but i cant even begin to wrap my head around Kiss, I understand putting a sticker on something splits it into 2, then taking the sticker off turns it back into 1 which causes harm if it was a living thing that got put back into 1
but like, how the fuck does Hermes use this to her advantage? everything she does doesnt even make sense. Why is it that when she put the sticker on her arm it only split her arm instead of her whole body.
There are a lot worse fights than Flaccid Pancakes, in my opinion. There's a lot of duds in part 3.
Least Favorite stand is perfectly understandable.
The general consensus is that part 4's crew is one of the strongest if not the best in the whole series.
Part 3 is fine, it's not for everyone and the awkwardness of the first half is pretty hard to ignore.
Diavolo is one of the better villains in the series, in my opinion, he certainly outshines DIO.
Jonathan's a good boy, he did nothing wrong.
dw anon my taste is considered to be so much worse (if not the worst in the thread), you're basically very run of the mill.
I'd honestly have to say in terms of visuals now Chase surpasses it, the amount of foreshadowing and absolutely beautiful stylized shots like the Yukako + Aya one or the part with Yoshihiro are god-tier.
>described as having the strongest stand ever
>loses a fight against a rat and Josuke has to save him
>gets knocked out by Sheer Heart Attack and has to be protected by Koichi
>is a damsel in distress for half of Part 6
here's a spider nero, anything want something drawn simply like this