Quick /a/, your waifu is dying and she doesn't have much time

What's with all these Katanagatari threads?
Shit never gets discussed but these days there have been a lot of threads.

" Fuck, what's up with yours ears?... "

It can't be helped, I guess I'll have to use "that".

>>144581863
Nice bait faggot

"Hail Hydra"

>>144581813
Time to reach inside my ass and pull out a solution.

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>>144581813

>you ever noticed how hotdogs come in packs o 12 but hotdog buns come in packs of 8?

>>144581813
Dosedt

>>144581813
I am gonna cuck you so hard

>>144581813
Yeah... Sorry.

>>144581813
I wasn't able to protect your smile

>>144581863
At this point I'm convinced there's a massive autist on /a/ who watches old shows for the first time and then starts threads for a week. It was Death Note before that, then Code Geass, now this

>>144581813
"<Second best girl> is pregnant with my baby"

>>144581813
You didn't live your life correctly.

>>144581813
"I fucked you're waifu"

>>144581813
nothin personnel... kid

>>144581813
cant buy me love

I'm sorry, it was me who ate your last donut.

Blood for the blood god

>>144581813
Abuse me one more time

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>>144581813
Did you really need to spoil a decent show just to have a shitty "everyone posts" thread?

>>144581813
>Sometimes I take a piss when in the shower.

>>144581813
I'm sorry... IM FUCKING SORRY GOD DAMN IT. I LOVE YOU ARTURIA... So please don't leave. :(

>>144581863
>2010
>old

>>144581813
"You're tea was the best."

benis

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>>144585472

>>144581813
Y-you too

>>144581813
I wouldn't know, I don't speak japanese

>>144583306
I find this good. I mean "the watching old shows for the first time and starting threads" thing.

>>144581813
I wish we tried anal

>>144585537
what the fuck?!
is that real?

Cheerio

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>>144581813
ayy bitch just wait'll you see my dick imma beat dat pussy up

>>144586354
Yes, yes it is. The man holds Guinness world record for the longest shit ever recorded.

>>144581813
You were not my only waifu

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>>144586488

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Why does your eye change?

Lotta katanagatari posting recently

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>>144583117

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She was too perfect for this world

>>144581863

>implying this is a bad thing

>>144581813
"You were going to be replaced next season anyway"

"W-when I had to carry you after you used explosion magic, I would sometimes position you so that your non-existent breasts would press against my back."

>>144581813
"I'm going to travel the world with the woman who's responsible for killing you while she lives the life that you've always wanted."

>>144581813
mayonegg

>>144581813
"Kaiki is best girl"
I actually finished it this week. I love that boss rush.

>>144584517
But anon, she doesn't actually die

>>144581813
Can I fuck you're dead body ?

>>144581813
cheerio

>>144583306

>someone makes a thread for a show not currently airing
>another person is intrigued and goes to watch it
>they make their own thread on it later

Not really that hard to understand. You don't need to explain everything with some boogeyman.

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>>144581813

>>144581813
I cheated on you multiple times. Goodbye.

>>144581813
>BEETLEJEEEEWWWS

>>144581813
Go assault the shogunate's castle in search of the only man I believe is capable of possibly defeating me

>>144586326
Not too late now.

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>>144581813
>Come on, don't be so cold.

>>144584399
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

This anime has the worst title bait ever.

Got the entire batch thinking it had anything to do with the Monogatari series.

Saw one episode -> delete.

DAMN YOU CARLOS!

>>144581813
I'll never leave you, I'm going to join you and we will be together in the next life.

>>144595991
I've seen many retards in my day, but this...

DIE bitch. You are shit. Your show is shit. DIE.

>>144592607
Is this true or is this the stupid rumor that she turns into the evil snek thing from monogatari s2

>>144595991
>monogatarifags
Is there any worse fanbase? At least other fanbases are just retarded, but monogatarifags are
>pretentious
>retarded
>the worst kind of waifufags

Not to mention, it's fucking haremshit.

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Please try not to destroy the house this time, kay boo?

>>144584517
These would honestly be your last words to her?

>>144581813
I will always love you like a truck.
Berserker.

>>144581813
Sign here please.

I'm going to fuck the body like I did to sundome-chan.

>>144581813
Please understand

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>>144596626
>she turns into the evil snek thing from monogatari s2

>>144586326
You could try it anon, body's still hot.

>>144596626
best thing i've red in a while.

>>144588892
All the Cheerios fuck with you man.

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>>144581813

>>144581813
oh god, FINALLY. Shitty poison took forever.

>>144595991
same writer though. also don't forget to watch ore monogatari

>>144584927
Found the faggot.

HEROES NEVER DIE

So no dinner tonight?

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Please rest in peace knowing my husbandos will care for me.

>>144581984
Underrated post