Hey Shinji, wanna /ss/?

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no

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>>144554065
Come on, you know you want to.

>>144554065
Shinji is a faggot.

Would you Misato?

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>>144554151
Hell yes, she would've heard me fapping to her through those thin-ass Japanese walls the whole time.

>>144554151
Yes, I wouldn't resist.

>>144554151
As much as I would want to, I have to say no. She has massive mental problems caused by her childhood that would reveal themselves during lovemaking.

>>144554370
And?

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>>144554370
>starts out aggressive
>gradually gives up control
>ends up crying and thinking of Kaji and her dad

>>144554370
That's the appeal of damaged goods anon.

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>>144554621
That's why you need to comfort her with your __hugs__.

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>>144554091
So...Misato WAS virgin?

>>144554109
>Shinji is a faggot.
>depressed
>Hot 29 year old sexpot comes into the room and offers to literally fuck the pain away
>Push her away before running off to spoon with Kaworu.

No fucking shit he was.

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>>144557816

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I want to go on a date with Misato. And then I want to fuck her ass.

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>>144560440

>>144554010
Is kaji the biggest loser and cuck of all anime? Not only did he die like a loser but he got cucked by a fucking 14 year old boy with mental problems.

Reminder that Shinji masturbates to pics of himself posing nude.

>>144564410

This is completely normal desu.

I've been doing it since middle school

>>144564471
No it's just you.

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>>144554010
NOOO I DON'T WANNA, GET AWAY FROM ME GROSS OLD LADY

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>>144564644
Too bad.

I just finished the series + End of Evangelion, I don't know what to feel right now

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/m/ actually had an interesting thread over Mistato's feelings for Shinji, and came to the conclusion she did love him as a woman would a man, but Shinji wasn't willing to take advantage of what she was offering. Every form of love starting with motherly down to womanly was rejected.

I mean, she even had sex with Kaji and letting Shinji listen in on it while Kaji commented something like, you really like letting the one you love listen to this huh?

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TEH REI

>>144565946
But that's wrong. Misato was keeping a pretty tight wrap on her feelings. And Shinji was just being respectful in addition to straight up oblivious.

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>>144554010
Get lost.

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>>144565946
She loved him like only a horny distant aunt could.

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>>144560780

>>144567703
So they did fuck after all.

>>144564550
i jack it in the mirror tb b

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>>144567703

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>>144554010
>Not putting on the Ritz instead.

>>144565360
start with the Greeks