Can't this fucking retard just say something like "I

>>144460400
The writer needs him to be retarded otherwise he would stop dying and the gimmick would end.

>>144460400
>oh so you can see the future?
>*punchs his face*
>I guess you can't

>>144460400
>Can't this fucking retard not be a fucking retard

It would be harder to prove things long term. Just because you fail a test the first time doesn't mean they'll tell you the real answer.

If Subaru were a totally normal functional member of society, he wouldn't have been a shutin neet. This is actually more realistic than all of those other perfectly likeable people that were all apparently neets for no other reason than to stay the story off in their respective series.

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You fuckers wouldn't have criticized Subaru as much if he was a cute girl. Fucking hypocrites.

>>144460986
I'd fug a female Subaru,

>>144460986
Instead of calling her a faggot retard shit MC, we would be saying how much we want to rape her senseless/bully into sudoku over and over

>>144460400
>this thread again

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>>144461028
I'd hug a male Subaru. He is so cute.

>>144461048
No, they would be far more forgiving of his behavior and mistakes. They just cant handle Subaru's autistic /r9k/ behavior but that's what makes him so adorable.

>>144460400
>I can see the future
>Oh, really? Tell me, where will I be in 2 years?
>Don't know, haven't done that loop yet

>>144461181
>I can only see near future.

>>144461221
>Then how do you know the witch cult is coming to kill everyone in 3 days?

Saying you can see the future without any reliable way to make it seem so is a bad move.

They'd ask him for loads of stuff, and depending on how far away a event takes place, they'd assume he'd be able to view other stuff in that timeframe, and he can't control his checkpoints, nor is willing to kill himself that easily.

>>144461221
>Still can't be everywhere at the same time

>>144460400
Q) is Satella dumb?
A) no

>>144460400
mental retardation isn't easily curable

>>144460400
The truth is, this reddit-tier series needs Subaru to be retarded in order to keep the thing "going". The writter is just a fucking hack.

>>144460986
>>144461048
Everyone would be probably calling her a stupid bitch and she'd probably get R-18G'd by Betelgeuse

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>>144461550
Lewd

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>This thread again

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>>144460639
>kills himself
>oh so you can see the future?
>evades the punch with eyes closed
>heh... do you believe me now... kiddo?

>>144460400
Because then the big bad witch will rip his guts apart and send him straight to hell. There are no rules, it's all arbitrary and he's being watched the whole time.

>>144460400
Couldn't this fucking retard just not have sperged out in the ceremony for no reason?

>>144460400
I guess any attempt to tell about his power in any way triggers the curse.

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>>144460986
This is true, people would find her obsession with Emilia arousing and her suffering even more so

Every time she does something stupid or spergs out people would just see it as cute and endearing

>>144460400
"The Witch's Cult is going to attack."
"How do you know that? Are you part of the Witch's Cult? You're really suspicious. Do you think we're idiots?"

You guys are allowed to call Subaru a retard but not when your justifications are equally retarded.

>>144461743
The reason is that he couldn't handle being on the sidelines - he wanted to be a kirito but he can't deal with the fact that he's just a weak nobody in that world.

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>>144460400
>Can't this fucking retard just say something that goes against the rules of his power to justify what he's doing without going against the rules of his power?

>>144460400
I don't think it would work too well anyway as slight differences in how he acts or what he says seems to change what happens, so it would be hard to prove he's telling the truth.

>>144460986
if subaru was a girl i won't watch it either, her suffering will be too much for me

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why doesn't subaru just tell his enemy's about his ability? they would instantly die...

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>>144461330
>>144461181
He can describe at seeing HIS own future. He gets visions of what will happen if he does certain things and the results always turn out to be accurate; usually the premonitions only occur when something terrible will happen - which is functionally true, he only goes through many timeloops if death lies at the end of it.

He could easily prove it by predicting some events in the city he'd staked out before, that he "saw in the vision" and the world already has shit like that in it, he might have trouble convincing Crusch but everyone in the manor would believe him. This gives a near understanding of his power in practice; from anyone else's perspective, Subaru really might've just had a vision, or 5, over the course of an instant while standing in front of the apple stand that predicted different paths he could take, and then acted on that knowledge without ever actually 'living' through any other timeline.

But arguably this still won't work because Satella will stop him based on his intent to tell.

>>144460986
I really wish Subaru were a girl. Someone needs to edit every frame of the manga where he appears to make it so.

>>144460400
Am I stuck in a loop?

>>144460400
Couldn't he write it down?
We've seen him learn to read and write their language to some degree, it shouldn't be so hard.

>>144460400
if you watch it he tries and is physically unable to

What happens if he does? Then he encounters a problem that he hasn't encountered before and people rely on him since he can "see the future", but doesn't have any answers as he hasn't died yet? It wouldn't be that simple.

You guys forget Subs dosen't really have any power. His revival comes from the ever present Satella a sentient being that would immediately catch on to any attempt of him trying to explain his predicament.