Would /a/ a loli?

>>144455243
Would I? No

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>>144455243

>>144455243
no

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>>144455326
>loli
>missionary position
>leg lock

>>144455243
Be?
Yes please

>>144455363
You are gay

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>>144455431
>loli
>any other tag

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Yes. Lolis are literally the sexiest girls.

>>144455326
What did he mean by this?

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I just want to become the loli and get lovingly gang banged by old men

>>144456380
A-anon that's l-lewd

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Yes.

>>144456125

loli is like a spice that makes everything else better

you can literally pair it up with anything and it will be fappable

rape
ntr
dark skin
prostitution
incest

etc

>>144456288
He was verbalizing his enthusiasm at the concept of engaging in equally assenting coitus with a pre-pubescent individual of the fairer sex.

>>144456566
>loli
>incest

My nigger

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>loli thread
>nothing but old hags posted

Sasuga /a/

>>144456676
Why did the individual in question not simply formalize that biological desire in comprehensible writings within the visualized representation of his inner thoughts?

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How prepared are you for a loli apocalypse?

>>144457176
I don't think my dick would survive

>>144457210
Well no, it wouldn't. Bit by a loli, you become a loli.

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What the fuck happened to the Ogu manga that was just uploaded to Sadpanda? The triple urethra collaboration...

It was there right?

Am I going insane?

I picture /a/ as the two guys from here
http://exhentai.org/g/957001/702a1bc15b/

>>144457176
So, they're going to shoot them, right?

Then again, you can use them to gain quasi-immortality by just lolifying yourself when you're old.

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>you will never have a little sister as cute as this
>you will never have a rural bumpkin girl literally be your friend from day one

>>144458046
hina is better

>>144458046
Her voice was shit. Not sure why but Naru's voice made me completely non erect. Usually lolis have great voices

>>144458121
she was voiced by a real loli

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>>144458121
For example Renge's voice makes me pure diamonds

>>144458093

Couldn't find any good screenshots of Hina. They're both great for different reasons. I like my lolis to be a little tomboyish and outgoing, because I'm pretty much a Hina myself and nothing would ever happen.

>>144458121

I think your dick is broken, might want to have a loli-doctor check it out for you.

>>144455243
Yes, I would definitely /a/ a loli.

It would be great to watch Precure with one.

The question is what kind of loli?
Pick Your Loli

Loli Slut
Pro: Loves fucking, will try any kinky shit you want
Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
Con: May not remain faithful, will try to get you to let other guys join in.

Loli housewife
Pro: Will cook, clean and other household tasks.
Neutral: Likes gentle, vanilla love making only.
Con: Loves shopping and doesn't work.

Pure Loli
Pro: Loves spending time with you
Neutral: Loves Headpats, cuddles and hand holding.
Con: Will not do anything lewd.

Feminist loli
Pro: Into lolidom
Neutral: Spends a lot of time on "activism"
Con: Will likely spend you to jail for disagreeing with her

Tomboy loli
Pro: Lots of stamina
Neutral: Will expect you to keep up with her, spend time exercising.
Con: Very competitive

Office loli
Pro: Has a high paying job and good career prospects.
Neutral: Expects you to manage the household rather than have your own career.
Con: Is ALWAYS thinking about work.

Futa loli
Pro: Always up for sex.
Neutral: She has a bigger dick than you.
Con: She expects you to clean up after sex.

Yandere loli
Pros: Will do absolutely anything for you.
Neutral: Prone to psychotic episodes
Cons: You cannot pay any attention at all to any other loli.

Ojousama loli
Pros: She's loaded
Neutral: you're expected to comport yourself with the dignity due her family's station
Con: completely self centered

>>144455243
yes.

>>144457176
Sorce?

>>144459433
Why not all?

>>144459433
No prepubescent loli?

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>>144459587
Ichinensei ni Nacchattara

>>144459433
Loli housewife has literally no drawbacks. I would never let my loli work in the first place.

>>144459433
Loli housewife.

>>144459756
Office Loli would be pretty sweet. You'd get to be a house husband and she'd probably be down for lolidom

>>144459668
The norm would be for them to be prepubescent and he is talking about personality not body in the first place. Why would you need to separate them at all in this case?

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>>144459806
Um. Do you know what Office Lolis do at the office?

>>144457468
http://exhentai.org/g/957481/a3611ccaac/

>>144459668
Any of those lolis can be of any age you want, except maybe futaloli, so if you want prepubescent loli you can pick any of them.

>>144459756
>Loli housewife has literally no drawbacks.
The drawback is you need a good job to support her.

>>144459880
In this case it's just a loli businesswoman with a good career

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>>144459433
Tomboy lolis are the best and this one has literally no drawback. Who cares if she is competitive?

>>144459433
Housewife loli. The others can't even compete.

>>144460682
Sore loser, also probably a sore winner.

>>144460745
>Implying that's a bad thing

>>144460061
>The drawback is you need a good job to support her.
That's something I think it always come with being a loli.
You wouldn't make your loli work if she doesn't want to, would you? I prefer them to stay in home, learn to cook and just take care of the house.

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>>144455243
Yes

>>144459433
ojousama loli

i get to be a trophy husband

>>144459756
>I would never let my loli work in the first place.
This. I wouldn't let my loli out of the house, or else she might come in contact with strange men that would take advantage of her.

>>144461070
She got the consolation price i assume.

>>144461449
i don't give a shit if I'm a consolation prize nigguh I'm still rich as fuck

and any ojousama loli is most definitely into lolidom

imagine how good the lives of rich girls are

that would be my life as well - we would just travel around going on fancy vacations and going to fancy events while she fug me

>>144460867
You've changed the goalposts from letting her work to making her work.

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>>144455243
Many lolis

>>144461620
I would let her work if she wanted, I would just prefer if she didn't but I don't want to impose like that in her life goals.
That's why a loli that wants to be a housewife is perfect, what she and I want is completely in harmony.

>>144461817
>I would let her work if she wanted,

>>144459756
>. I would never let my loli work in the first place.

>>144461910
I meant in in that there would never be named for that. "I would never make her work" would have been better wording.

>>144459433
Any suggestions for additions or changes?

>>144462210
Devil loli and vampire loli.

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>>144459433
Pure loli. The "con" does not matter to me.

>>144462302
Not sure how to add those. Any suggestions for the kinds of traits you'd like to see?

>>144462210
Prideful loli with a kind side, tsundere loli could fit.
Shy loli.
Badass loli.
Demon loli.
Kuudere/robot loli.
Smug loli, though, this one may overlap with prideful, ojousama and demon loli.

>>144459433
Loli slut, pure loli or loli housewife, I can't decide.

>>144459433
Ojousama loli please. I would be her butler and take care of all her desires. Especially her sexual ones.

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>>144462474
>Kuudere/robot loli.

I want a robololi.

>>144455431
Am I a faggot for imagining the guy leg locking the loli and not the other way around whenever I see the tag?

At what age do lolis lose their innocent charm? Or do you guys like your lolis slutty?1

>>144457657
I expected that Quzilax doujin when I clicked it desu senpai

>>144457023
Presumably to provide necessary narrative exposition for the reader's sake rather a believable documentation of his own thoughts, but it can't be confirmed without context.

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>>144462210
Another /a/non who turned into a loli.

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>>144462778
ultra-slutty but only to me

>>144462470
Maybe vampire and devil/demon overlap too much with Ojousama and yandere. Usually they start out as dom and can go either way from there. The angle starts predominantly possessive though. Demon/devil is sometimes portrayed as becoming a housewife loli.

>>144462840
I think that's already slut loli.

>>144462905
Would most anons really become super sluts if they turned into lolis?

>>144462845
>an ultra-sluffy loli for ants

>>144455243
I've come to a point in my life where I am actually disgusted by the overly sexualization of lolis in manga. Maybe it's because the age gap is now bigger. Could it be that I was a normie all along?

>>144463067
>normie

>>144463067
>not liking immortal lolis who have lived for centuries and enjoying the fact that you are slowly closing the age gap.

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>>144455243

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>>144459433
Considering my waifu is a ojousama this is the only option for me

>>144462985

It'd take me a while to get over fucking ugly guys, but I think the enjoyment I'd get out of the depravity would win over. I'd invite dirty /a/nons to fuck my little loli cunny and asshole all day.

>>144463132
Yeah, I don't know. Tried to fap to http://exhentai.org/g/955330/5ca48adcd2/ earlier this week. It just did nothing for me.

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>>144463205
10/10 taste anon.

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>>144463311
Why thank you

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>>144462210
Athletic loli

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>>144463296
>not able to even get an erection off of that

You might need to see a doctor anon.

>>144463205
That's a hentaifu, anon-kun

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>>144463474
Not really considering her virginity is still pure

>>144463343
Tomboy loli

>>144462474
>Shy loli.
>Kuudere/robot loli
>tsundere loli
>Smug loli
These could work, any suggestions for traits you'd like to see on them?

>>144462985
I don't know about everyone else but I wouldn't. I would search a decent guy interested in little girls and conquer his heart, if he has interest in anime it would be preferable.
I wouldn't see another guy if I can manage that.

That's only if I like guys as a girl though, otherwise I would get mahou shoujo like "best friend" for me to have forever.

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Has Towako changed the views of anyone who wasn't used to lolibabaas yet? I'm going through it at my own pace and holy shit, all 4 stories I've read so far were amazing. Akazawa's one slightly less so because it was short but his art was amazing to compensate for that.
>>144462840

>>144463623
Kuudere loli
Pro: Will follow any order you give her to the letter without question
Neutral: Doesn't have a strong sense of initiative so she won't do things unless you tell her to
Con: You can never tell what she's thinking or whether she likes something or hates it.

>>144463829
Sauce on this? Iqdb doesn't give shit

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Do you like right wing lolis?

>>144463896
http://exhentai.org/g/892490/14b4fe5965/

Happy fapping.

>>144463959
I like all lolis.

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>>144463989
>you will never be turned into a loli and be abducted and raped repeatedly in a van down by the river

>>144463623
Not him but shy loli is easy. She is extremely introvert, has fear of strangers, and pretty hard to read. The pros are that she is just as faithful, will always do her best for her husband, she is open to those she loves and always be ther for you.

Tsundere loli is the usual tsundere troops but cuter, not so sure about the others.

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>>144463989
Noraneko no Tama has to be my favorite dojin author. His works the gamut. Some have happy endings, some don't, some have lovey-dovey sex with head patting and some have brutal, sadistic rape.

>>144463989
It's gone. No sad panda, just gone

>>144464070
Shy loli
Pro: Loves you more than anything
Neutral: Will dislike spending time with other people
Con: Has trouble expressing herself.

>>144463888
I guess we're just merging that into shy.

>>144463623
Tsundere loli
Pro: Great makeup sex
Neutral: Will Openly berate you when she disagrees.
Con: Will pick fights and hold grudges.

And I'll be honest I can't think of anything for smug other than:
Smug loli
Pro: Is smug
Neutral: Is always smug
Con: Is never not smug.

>>144464236
http://exhentai.org/s/fa9609682f/892490-1

If that doesn't work the problem is on your end.

>>144464236
I didn't think it was possible to fap so hard that your dick disintegrates.

>>144463067
>normie

Yup you were always one.

>>144464250
>Con: Is never not smug.

That's not a con.

>>144464250
>I guess we're just merging that into shy.

Shy and Kuudere aren't really the same thing, but maybe just make the earlier one a robot loli then. I like the idea of an emotionless robot.

>>144464377
I'd rather not have Robot/demon/vampire loli, as those aren't exactly personalities. And if you can give me some ideas for Kuudere that don't overlap I'll add it, but as it stands the two would be too similar on the list.

>>144464330
So you can see my predicament.

>>144463989
>rape

No thanks

>>144464288
Must be on my end

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Was he right?

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>>144459806
>>144460061
Well I personally would even it out by doing tons of manly stuff at home like carpentry, various home improvements, collecting guns, drinking lots of beer, working on cars, maybe make some money on the side with odd jobs and projects when I'm not busy taking care of the house so I'm not financially dependent on her and I maintain my status as the man of the house by working as hard as her to support us. And the best part is I'm fulfilling the Onii-chan role as well as the husband role by taking such good care of her when she gets off work, cooking for her, bathing her, massaging her and rubbing her feet, relieving all of her stress and tension with my big adult dick, she'll be completely dependent on me to keep everything in our lives held together while she's pursuing her business career and raking in the income. Man, that life would kick so much ass.

>>144464250
Kuudere won't love you that much neither will she have problem expressing herself. She is 100% honest but always has a poker face, sex and everything is done somewhat monotonous even if she is truly enjoying it. She has no problem with people, other people have problem with her due to how difficult it is to read them. They are also normally very pragmatic in everything.

I feel like im running out of loli doujinshi.

This is not good.

>>144464531
http://exhentai.org/g/651228/ac77b2b7f9/

Here, have a happy one.

>>144464870
You'll be happy to hear, there is lots of loli porn done through non independent publishers.

>>144464868
None of that helps with the Pro or the Con though. Neutral would pretty much be "Never shows emotion and always speaks in monotone" but I have yet to see anything that is distinctly an unambiguous positive or negative.
I guess maybe obedience for the pro, but that still leaves a con.

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Would you your granny?

>>144464870
I felt the same long ago. I then discovered loli doujin uploads were far more frequent han I thought. I hardly not have loli doujins to fap.

>>144462743
How does that even work?

>>144465610
A con can be how apathetic they are toward you, since even if they care a lot about you, they won't show that much affection due to their nature.

>>144467721
So:
Kuudare loli
Pro: Is always obedient
Neutral: Never shows emotion, always speaks in monotone.
Con: Will never show you affection.

>>144464868
Reminder that kuudere is a different thing from dandere. If you want full ＤＥＡＤＰＡＮ　ＬＯＬＩ then go with the latter.

>>144467900
So does this >>144467833 sound more kuudere or dandere. Or should I just name it Deadpan loli?

How mad would /a/ be if I renamed Tsundere to bipolar?

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>>144465665
If she looked like this maybe

>>144467900
Describe dandere and kuudere lolis then. I don't understand the difference between them so well.

>>144468036
Probably a dandere. A kuudere one should be the cool, serious type as far as I remember.

>>144468036
> Tsundere to bipolar?
Who would be mad for you saying the truth?

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>>144455243
I would not here, i would not there i would not anywhere.

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>>144468082
That's pretty stupid.

Who's the softest loli?

http://exhentai.org/g/957276/a36155b7f1/
It's finally out. Hadn't checked the panda yesterday.
Can't wait for the Ogu/Kurotsuki/Oota Takeshi collaboration coming out soo--
http://exhentai.org/g/957481/a3611ccaac/
Oh fuck. Looks like it's extended time.

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>>144471423
Anko

>>144471961
I don't even need to lewd Anko to have fun with her. She just looks enormously cuddly.

>>144472066
I want to cuddle her womb with my semen

Make sure this thread stays bumped anons. I need it to be here when I get home to update my pick your loli list.

The loli character signifies the desperation, depravity, and virginity of all you lonely, disgusting neckbeards as well as the industry's love of your parents' money. All of you should kill yourselves

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>>144473509

>>144473531
>magnifying glass

Bully.

>>144473315
Added to the list, will have an expanded selection for anons next time I post it.