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How do you feel about elves?

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How do you feel about elves?
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They're for exterminating. You can use their bodies as long as you dispose of them afterwards.
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Knife ears only good for rape.
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Their age is over and they should cede their lands to humans.
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They make good detectors.
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I watch myself around them
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Have you heard of the high elves?
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Made for rape.
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Why all finnish girls in anime are crazy dykes?
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I want to marry one, inseminate her and take responsibility.
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I want all the /tg/ redditors to fucking go back.
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>>144416589
To represent reality.
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>>144416589
she isnt crazy, she's just at the max level of not giving a fuck

Sofia valmet, however, is a crazy dyke Finn in its purest form
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>>144416604
she is beautiful
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I'm torn on the issue. Part of me wants to see such a noble race prosper. Yet at the same time, I want to see their men lie dead on the field, and their women in chains. I just don't know anymore.
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>>144416179
>dear /tg/ what's your opinion on elves
>FUUUUUUUUUUKING MARYSUES
>error /tg/.exe is not responding, please feed 40k conversations
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what anime my fellow 4chan browser
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Elves are for being raped by.
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Elves are THE master race.
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>>144416179
Pretty good.
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>>144416179
Yes!
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>>144416179
dont worry im here to save this thread with my superior veteran taste
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>>144418795
nothing can be saved until the enemies of elves are destroyed
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Knife ears pls go
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I just finished reading that elf VN that ShindoL did art for.

Corruption is a god tier fetish
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>>144416179
they are not so bad when they are not shooting you at point blank with subsonic rounds
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Elf women and little girls are nothing more than walking pieces of meat that should be used for sexual gratification. Their men should be emasculated by having to watch their wives and daughters violated in front of their eyes.
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>>144419729
>elven "men"
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>>144419729
Why are you so angry at the elves anon?

Do you feel inferior? There's no need for that anon. Elves are not hostile and I'm sure they'd be happy to help you develop skills as much as a human can.
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>>144419857

These are just natural instincts when you see elves.
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>>144416589
Name me one other Finn than her
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>>144419972
Not really anon, these seem like reactions born out of a feeling of inferiority.

Humans have strengths too, you should be proud of these, and not envious of others'.
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>>144420007
Eila, Mika?
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All who endanger elves should be burned at the stake
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>>144416179
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>>144418795
>>144419291
Deedlit a cute.
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>>144416179
They are the non-human bros we never had, specially the dark elves, who are more related to us, their love for the human they love are ten times strongs than a normal high elf, and can be totally bros.
Sadly this planet and board has many degenerates, rapists, ntrfags, fatfags and other kind of devilish humans that at some point makes me glad they are not with us, though at the same time I wish all of them repent for their sins or just die, but since I am too much of a justice lord fag I probably try to beat them but not kill them and if they have to die it will not be by my hand. I may try to forgive them giving the case
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>>144419972
I should just kill you, but I wouldn't do that
Instead, I will just tie your hand and start slapping you until your cheek bleed.
Then I should proceed to stomp you in the head and chest, strong enough to hear your scream but not hard enough to kill you.
Then I just leave you with your receipt
>"Ur a fagget"
And walk away slowly
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They're haughty self absorbed arrogant shit stains who if they cared half as much as they do about nature they'd be more proactive.

But no they're always happy to bitch about how HUMANS don't want to fuck a tree as they sit around on their skinny asses as their society stagnates all around them.
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>>144420643
>>144423558
>>144423270
>>144423427
>>144423684
It just amazes me, that you are either elf lover or elf purger, one extreme or the other, but no middle.
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>>144419729
>>144419972
>Japan maded this
PURGE
PURGE
PURGE
JAPAN NEEDS TO BE EXTERMINATED
THEY NEED TO BE ERASED
I DONT CARE ABOUT NUKES OR ANYTHING
I AM GONNA PERSONALLY DESTROY EVERYONE OF THEM
THE FACT THAT THIS SHIT EXISTS MAKE THEM A TARGET FOR NEW WEAPONS
ONLY A FEW OF THEM SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO KEEP LIVING
EVERYTHING ELSE WILL DIE
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>>144416179
I told you last time I prefer them a little darker
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>>144423936
But that's an armor
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>>144423270
it pains me to even think of elf racism.
sometimes i imagine having a half elf daughter with my waifu, but then realize humans would bully the hell out of her in school.
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>>144424108

your half elf little chud wouldn't even be allowed on school grounds
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>>144424108
Not really, in this era there are more places where they are totally serious about bullying, and they don't attack the bully, they go for where they live, their parents, everything.
So, hypotethically speaking, if a kid bully a half elf, they will instantly go to the kid's house or where he lives, and if they have a parent that are racists, believe me, they will take actions.
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>>144423744
There can be no middle ground. You're either an elf sympathizer or you're not.

The knife ears just want to fuck orcs and be one with nature like faggots.

They need to be purged.
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>>144416179
RIP AND TEAR
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>>144424450
On the contrary, your kind will not even be allowed to touch society at all, and I suggest you to stay away if you really don't want things to get... how could I say it.... "pointy" for you
>>144424570
>>144424596
Also you are so easy to read samefag knightfaggotkun
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GUISE
Did you know that not only humans and elves of any kind can coexist, but even orcs can be good and even bro tier without resorting to rape shit? This means we can all be friends and even consensual love with handhold without rape and finally world peace will be achieved!
Except knight faggot kun he is a kind of hopeless case
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>>144416179
they chap my ass
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>>144425109
>not only humans and elves of any kind can coexist, but even orcs can be good and even bro tier without resorting to rape
Prove it.
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>>144419975
All I want is some wood but these long-eared hippies won't let me have any.
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>>144420643
How is this gif everywhere yet no one knows what anime it's from?
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>>144425795
IQDB.
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>>144425577
Manlets, when will they check those double dubs?
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>>144425795
You should learn to reverse image search, fag.
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>>144425965
I did, but all it coughed up are various sites and forums using it with none of them saying where it's from.
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Why does /tg/ hate elves?
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>there is now way i would go out with an inferior round-ear like you, anon. i would rather die. Please leave me alone now, i'll be embarrassed if someone sees me talking to you.
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>>144426063
They're scum to be wiped from this Earth which rightfully belongs to man.
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>>144426221
Meant to quote >>144426063
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>>144426154
>Earth which rightfully belongs to man.
earth belongs to nobody, its dominated by the strongest, if elves scorch humanity earth would be a proper prize, its just survival of the fittest.

barbaric human.
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>>144416179
Elves are for consensual missionary love making while holding hands and leglocking.
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>>144426380
edgy
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>>144426063

Because only newbie cancer or mary sue trash will play with elves.

Most people who rolled a elf in the past just wanted to feel special without ever doing anything worthwhile.
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>>144426380
>wrong side of history in the making
80 years after that war elves will be shoving that in every humans face, and there will be elf murder deniers to try to sooth their conscience
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>tfw no elf slave
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>>144425109
holy shit, is that comic still going? does he somehow manage to give any less of a shit about all the lewdness around him?

bro Orc is best Orc
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>>144426592
Eighty years after that there won't be any elves left.
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>>144426580
sounds like you're butthurt about getting beaten by elves a little too often
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>>144426623
there will be elves and the dwindling populations of humans will be sent to Australia and cut off from all recourses, ideally.

they dont all deserve to die, but they also dont deserve a second chance.
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>>144426653

Thats the point, I could deal with losing if the guy who was playing with the elf would also lose with dignity, and yet every time his snowflake elf got killed in a high level run he bitched that we were being unfair.

Do those people think that every elf in the world is some legolas clone or some shit.
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What about male dark elves?
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I wonder if the Elvenblood LN got an anime adaption would the entirety of /tg/ migrate over here? Truly would be the end of /a/.
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>>144428442
>Elvenblood
It would be the end of /a/ as we know it.
New meme animu+the series is kind of edgy.

>With the information relayed on the end of year 1499 of Imperial Calendar, the Imperial City was in uproar.
>The eastern end of Midgalz, the Salaido village and surrounding areas on the border with Fairy Country were destroyed by elven hands and absorbed into Fairy Country. In other words——it was the declaration of war by the elves, the start of invasion.
>Still, at first they were collected. It was because the empire hold sovereignty over the majority of the continent. Fairy Country was at most a single feather of the bird. It's estimated population was ten thousand times lower, the estimated land area was one hundred and twenty times lower. It was considered just another troublesome addition to the skirmishes with southern barbarians, that was the degree. The Era Festival of year 1500 was also made glamorous.
>However, their perception was soon overturned.For elven organic necromancy, human numerical advantage was not a problem. A flock of hundred magical beasts and demons could scatter away a troop of thousand like a storm. One elven warrior could single-handedly trample over the a hundred soldiers. Fully equipped villages with brigades stationing in it were destroyed overnight.
>The land elves had occupied had entirely changed into Fairy Country——changing into "Elven Forest", making recapture impossible. Humans were unable to step inside the dense spirit energy of the Fairy Country.
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>>144428662
>In other words, if they're pushed away the land becomes permanently lost and humans were unable to regain it. Before long, within one year a percent of Midgalz Empire was eroded, the Imperial City had finally realized that this war is incomparable with the skirmish with southern barbarians and it was the second coming of the Fairy War from the mythical era. The Era Festival was closed immediately. There was no longer any time to celebrate a hundred years of prosperity. Because, a once-in-thousand years crisis had come.
>A large-scale recruitment was carried out, the eyes of the mercenaries changed colours, ironworks and workshops were bustling, study of object necromancy had become increasingly popular and the commoners screamed because of raised taxes. Fortresses were made through rushed civil engineering work over days and night nearby the front line, villages and towns built barriers in preparation for war. The entire country had left itself in the large flow of war.
>After getting serious the Empire was successful in bringing the war into a stalemate when it lost about two percent of the country, turning the situation around has failed. Elves maintained the front line, so that they are able to attack whenever there's an opportunity, they were on high alert.
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>>144416179
The only good elves are the ones that I like.
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>>144423744
>>144424570
But I'm in the middle ground. I'm not genocidal, and I'm not treating them like some superior species.
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I feel bad for the Japanese elves and feel scared of European elves.
All in all, I wish we could just get along and orcs would take the good guy as an ideal role model.
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Half elves are the most powerful race in the universe. All the latent magic ability of an elf without the tree hugging faggotry.

Can you even get any more based?
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>>144416179
But thats a gun Op
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>>144426351
>holding hands
you sick fuck
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What do you feel about elf boys and men?
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>>144416179
elves are meant for angry sex. thats all
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Dwarves are bros, elves are worthless hippies.
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>>144430553
the same i feel about female elves
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>>144430656
You mean they should be sex slaves?
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>>144416179
Rape and corruption.
If too young then bullying
if particularly fond then abusive relationship.
Anything else is improper treatment of elves.
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>>144430656
>male elves more feminine than female elves
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>>144420643
You are not acting like the Human that Pelinal Whitestrake knew you could be.
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>>144426063
/tg/ here, we don't hate elves. /tg/ has better elves threads than whatever this garbage here is.
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I am a fan of alpha dyke elves.
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>>144416179
I feel that they are only good for shitposting threads that have barely anything to do with the boards they are posted in. You posted an elf from an anime, but this thread isn't about anime or manga, just about everyones stupid headcanon that they gathered from watching the LotR movies and doujins. And memes, can't forget the most epic memes.
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>>144416179
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>>144431739
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>>144431771
Prove me wrong. This very thread here is my example.
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>>144428662
>>144428688

This is not even that rare.

Elves in NGNL were like that too. Except that they won and turned most of humans into slaves and pets.
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>>144431984
Yea I guess it's not really.

But I still don't believe the Elves in NGNL are as edgy as in this series. They plant seeds inside of humans to quickly grow their forests/mutate them into trolls/magical creatures and use them against other humans etc.
They are literally exterminating them.
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>>144432151
>>144431984
Sounds like the best elves japan came ever up with.
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>>144429466
shush
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>>144416179
I like this one in particular.
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>>144430553
Very handsome and sexy.
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>>144418795
A man of class and distinction
10/10
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Goddam. Being an elffag on this site is suffering. Elves get used for shitposting threads all the time because of the reaction they cause, which makes OP happy because his thread thrives. And it just works, you fags fall for it all the time.

Then there are of course those anti-elffags, Pelinals and crusaders. How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a fictional race as bad as possible and make those fictional, jack-of-all trades diplomatic humans as awesome as possible, so you feel better about your own weak ego? And I'm dame sure that they never really did a close look at this race, maybe read trash like eragon or something like this and then think they know shit about elves.

Then there is this constantly masturbating board called /a/, that knows nothing about elves either. All they know is doujins and they base their whole perception on those. You know what? No anon, elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time, how often does this happen in fiction aside from pornography? Why do you bring this up in a thread that has nothing to do with pornography?

And you think you are an elffag, you waifu- and smut-poster? You are actually the worst. You know nothing about elves either and also degrade them to one-dimensional waifus and fapbait, that has no other quality aside from pleasing your cock. You degrade them way more than any rape-doujin ever could. Your image of them lost everything divine, magic and noble that they once had.

Fuck you, fuck your elves, fuck your threads, fuck your memes. They are all cancer.
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>>144426030
>>144425795
here's a hint
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>>144433173
worst pasta
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>>144416179
Anime elves like Emilia from meme:zero are honestly only useful for being sold off as sex slaves.
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I am angry about elves.
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>>144419729
I didn't enjoy that
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>>144433353
did an elf blast your booty at video games ?
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>>144420007

Eila
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>you will never be a human who achieves great enough renown to bone an elf
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Are you willing to love an elf knowing she'll outlive you?
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>>144433557
No, it would hurt her too much. How could anybody be so cruel?
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>>144433557
Would you date an elf knowing that unless she's gay she almost certainly has several sons to other men who are older than you?
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>>144433573
But isn't it more cruel to not love?
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>>144433607
No, you also leave her behind with some kinds and no father.
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>>144416179
Greatest ally.
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>>144426623
Arioch was pretty cute, though.
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>>144420007
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>>144433600
Well, that puts things to perspective. Love the elf for your own sake because your life is short. She'll have time to love again.
>>144433647
That's life, you'll die and you can't take them with you unless you're a psycho.
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The problem with tthreads like this is that every little faggot has an opinion about elves. No, this opinions doesn't stem from extensive research on various lore and literature, but just that's so easy to masturbate to some doujin and then think that you know shit about elves. This is why these kinds of threads tend to be shitposting central, of low quality and really newfag-friendly. Just swarm into this thread and spout those edgy memes that you can't say on reddit because that's a safespace and somone would get triggered. But here you can go lel elf raep so funny xD all day long. OP is happy because his off-topic thread gets a lot of replies, the newfags can meme along, then there are the elf-waifu fags, the hentai-fags and the crusaders that all drop in, do some posts and then leave.

And funnily enough, none of them really clash. There is no discussion, no friction. The thread becomes it's own little universe that has little to do with the board outside of it. And all in the thread just do their own thing, it's kinda it's own little hugbox. They don't argue, they don't come to conclusions. They certainly don't argue about anime and manga.
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>>144433746
>That's life, you'll die and you can't take them with you unless you're a psycho.
Even if the children are already grown up and settled down, it's never a nice thing to just have one parent and certainly never a nice thing to be just the one surviving part of a loving couple.

>She'll have time to love again.
That's probably the most boring and unromantic opinion on this matter. Just imagine the at the end of Beren and Lúthiens story, she get's to chose how to spend the rest of her life wether with or without her love and only says: "Nah, I bone some other dude."
12/10 story, makes my heart bleed.
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>>144433557
depends do i have to come back as a dead ghost and watch her fuck other dudes like that one ntr manga
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>>144433905
if i learned anything from h-manga, you'll be able to possess guys and fuck her that way
ntr and vanilla in the same package
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>>144433892
I read some fantasy books once that spent all the series going on about how the male and female MCs were deeply in love and perfect for each other and everything, then the male MC dies at the end. At first I thought "oh okay, pretty tragic ending" but then I saw there was a follow up series which is about how the female MC just married some other dude within a year.
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>>144433892
It's not going to be nice. Life is not nice. You can't choose not to die.
>That's probably the most boring and unromantic opinion on this matter.
So she should be alone forevermore? That's her choice too.

You speak of niceness but you don't really consider her take in the matter at all, whether she is willing to go through with it for love. You won't even love for your own sake. That's an anti-romantic attitude.
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>>144416179
I like them fine. Not really a fan of D&D elves, though.
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>>144434073
>It's not going to be nice. Life is not nice. You can't choose not to die.
Yeah, but she can chose not to marry someone that will die way sooner than you.
>So she should be alone forevermore? That's her choice too.
I'm talking froma narrative standpoint. Like this anon said >>144434068 it destroys the tragedy. And I rather read a tragic stroy than... I don't know what the alternative would be called. Trivial.

I don't get what you want to tell me with the rest of your post, sorry.
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>>144434207
>Yeah, but she can chose not to marry someone that will die way sooner than you.
She could but she loves you and is willing.
>it destroys the tragedy
Is it really a tragedy is you two know it's the consequence of loving but you were willing to face that risk? Whether she winds up with another guy or not doesn't have to be mentioned; I'm saying if you two are feeling the same way, why not? You're weighting everything but she is capable of doing the same thing. If she's okay with it even considering the burdens she will bear, why shouldn't you be? Especially since you're the one with the short life to live.

Sounds like you're cutting yourself short to me.
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I love the majority of them.
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Never trust an elf
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>>144434409
>She could but she loves you and is willing.
It's still not a wise thing. Especially for the +1 INT/ 1+ WIS race to do.
>Is it really a tragedy is you two know it's the consequence of loving but you were willing to face that risk?
I think this is the definition of a tragedy.
>Whether she winds up with another guy or not doesn't have to be mentioned
For the sake of creating a tragic story it should be mentioned. Or else you have this uneasy feeling of not knowing of what she will do.
>I'm saying if you two are feeling the same way, why not?
Because the consequences are completely different for each of them.
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They're best girls more often than not.
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>>144423270

Is that a fucking gyaru elf
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>>144433557
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER
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I want to be an elf.
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>>144437166
Me too, a cute one.
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>>144434504
I don't think tragedy is something you bring upon yourself knowingly. Have more courage.
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Threadly reminder that hentai elves are the worst and blandest elves. Japan somehow managed to degrade ancient warriors that fought against evil since the dawn of time and created civilizations to weak and useless fapbait.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
obligatory
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>>144426615
We need more orcs that are not rapist, why can't we have a badass orc that is a good guy and a hero justice fag, only that he is totally serious and go in a lot of quests and get disgusted of rapist orcs?
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>>144431984
And if I remember correctly that elf literally doesn't care about her own race for what they did to the humans so I say she will glady let her race die and join the human, that's why I understood about that episode
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>>144438864

She just really likes her pet.
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>>144437508
Goddamn does he draw hot elves. Feels bad about the meido being such a batshit insane rapist whore, though.
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>>144437329
Are there any elves that aren't cute?
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>>144438966
Falmer
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Don't worry minna-san, onichan is gonna take care of the elves that were lost because of the bad guys! Right now he invited a ramen cup to one half-dark elf, she is cute and brave despite of all bad things had happened to her!
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>>144438954
Those are no hot elves. They look like regular hentai girls. Without pointy ears there you would never expected them to be elves.
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More sauce
>>144437508
https://nhentai.net/g/161521/
https://nhentai.net/artist/usagi-nagomu/
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>>144439360
>>144438986
>spoonfeeding
Further proof how shit threads like this are.
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>>144439447
Eat shit faggot
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Don't mind me, just being the best elf doujin ever
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>>144440158

>blowjob face sole male orutoro
big breasts blowjob bbw paizuri elf dark skin impregnation deepthroat nakadashi big ass stockings hairy lingerie harem milf

Well I'm sold.
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>>144440158

>Heina

Which is finnish for "grass". Sasuga, nips.
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>>144437589
It was Tolkien's own fault for making them all pure, flawless and beautiful.
The more pure something is the more satisfying it is to see it corrupted.
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>>144441382
You disgust me.
The best way to say fuck you to high hierarchy is to actually start doing shit and climb until you are on their level, and keep climbing for your dreams, eventually they will actually admit they were wronged. Corrupting is for weaks and cowards.
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>>144441491
You can't out-pure something purest, especially when it's a racial trait.
You can only degrade it.
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>>144441564
Martin Luther King not only sayed FUCK YOU to many racists, but also showed that there were white that actually were AGAINST black's racism, only that they were afraid until he started to make a big change.
You really don't know nothing do you? You don't always need to degrade or kill to please your need of superiority. Are you even interested in being better than them or are you making excuses just to see them on the ground AND anyone who side with them?
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>>144420007
DÜLDA
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>>144416179
Erect.
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>>144441856
delete this
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Elves are fine, so long as they remain loyal and subservient to their human masters.
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>>144442078
Make me
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Elves are for procreating.
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>>144442194
Filthy Degenerate.
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>>144442194
Why are his faces so bad?
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>>144442194
Yes, breed them out of existence.
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>>144442427
I don't think that they're bad, they're faces are just all the same.

>>144442371
how about hand holding?
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>>144442603
>how about hand holding?
Before marriage?
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>>144416808
Elves are inferior to dorvenkind.
Elves are tree hugging hippies.
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>>144442132
Freed her right now
Before I kill you
Or rather
Start running before I kill you, I freed her first then I kill you
>>144442371
Say that once again, and I will MAKE you
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>>144417245
Upotte
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>>144442870
>I freed her
Good job, idiot, she was a drug dealing HIV positive terrorist rapist who lights dogs on fire.
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>When your foolish Dark Elf mistress thinks she knows better than you how to plan a siege of your enemy's vital trade capital.
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>>144442960
>implying that it's still a good reason to slave
>at all
Purification and reformation are a thing that exists and help a lot of living beings. And regardless, slave is something that should NEVER return again in any form yet you are here, insisting that it can have exceptions.
Well dude guess what, it isn't. One thing is to imprison but making sure the criminal can just think about the things it did and try to recover from whathever shit they went (even though people this days fail to do that) and other thing is just using them as tools and play thing
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>>144443052
This is my dream.

Be the Commander-Advisor of cute high and dark elven generals and conquer enemy cities.
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>>144441382
Tolkiens elves were never flawless, nor pure. This only shows how little to know about elves aside from japanese pornography.
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HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT ELVES?
You should learn about a thing called "glamour". Elves should be removed early and often.
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>>144443275
They were kinda pure, but not flawless.
Also remember the romance between the elf and the human, and how they love managed to save the human, and the elf rejected her eternal life just to live with him.
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>>144443141
>slave
Anon, she was a convicted criminal in a state of the art prison equipped with numerous leisure and hobby facilities designed to rehabilitate inmates and gradually prepare them for reintroduction to regular society. That was a picture of one of the elven inmates being taught programming by a qualified tutor so that she may have a future and find gainful employment upon her release. Now, since you've broken her out before she was fully rehabilitated, she's stabbed seven children, lit five family pets on fire and shat in a subway carriage.

Great job, really.
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>>144443146
You... you wouldn't betray your species for the sake of a little dark elf loving, would you? Don't make me break out my dank traitor may-mays.
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>>144443585
I hate this "human must support humans" meme.

I owe you shits absolutely nothing, if they pay me, treat me as an equal, keep my family safe and provided for, then I'd break those human, orc and dwarven walls like the Anti-Trump.

They'd probably just attack the orcs and other evil forces so it's fine.
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>>144443367
We have to clarify what "pure" means in this context. While they are closer to the divine than man ever could, they are also able to act morally wrong. I mean... Kinslaying

The funny thing about elfen-human love is that is happened twice. Only twice. It was seen as something special. But now we got, in western fantasy at least, half-elves everywhere, because someone wanted an elfen maiden for his human self-insert I guess. I blame whoever started this for making elves less special, more mundane and boring.
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>>144443680
>Elves treating other species equally.
>No human has survived breaking into a Dorven fortress.
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>>144443538
Are you sure you aren't making this information though?
It is a common knowledge that the media and opposition like to fuck with the news to make them join or hate somebody. Don't you remember Michael Jackson? Don't you remember that some of the "breaking news" were all a lie?
And besides, what make you think that she recoevered this fast when I am myself with her treating her? And do you really think you are doing a good job with such antique methods? Do you think I am stupid?
Your arrogance will be the end of you and your kind one day
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>>144443680
>treat me as an equal
You'll never be anything more than an obedient little dog begging for it's master's scraps to them. Sure, they may smile and treat you nicely to your face, but behind your back they'll be plotting to be rid of you the moment you've exhausted your usefulness to them.

But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're aware of this and are planning to stab them before they do the same to you.
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>>144443849
I don't think I've ever read anything where elves treated humans badly, aside from some bigotry.

Also
>Sieging dwarven cities
>Not just cutting off their lines and starving them out.
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>>144443900
>You'll never be anything more than an obedient little dog begging for it's master's scraps to them

Isn't that the military?
I'd hold no real power, I'd just command an army who's not strictly mine and advice the actual generals.
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>>144420024
>Typical fantasy realm
>Other races don't dare to attack Elves directly because they have centuries of training martial arts, so they spread interracial rape porn about their women
Sounds realistic.
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>>144444058
Elves just wanna spend time in their forest-cities mate.

Dunno why you people hate them so bad.
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>>144443734
Don't forget MUH GEM GODS REEEEEEEEEEE

If you think about it, the fact that human and elves can love each other and create half offspring it's kinda interesting and I am somehow glad, it opened a lot of bizarre, or even more cute union, dragon humanoid and things like that.
The fact that sometimes humankind is well knowed for his ambitions (good) or greed (evil), but when it involves protecting or loving someone, it literally makes them almost invencible except for those rare enemies that say fuck you to those type of things. Don't deny this, love is pretty much the universal force that can turn anyone into a big savior, just like hate it's the opposite and make anyone into the biggest monster. It sounds bullshit I know, but it's actually true.
And about elf everywhere, I guess it depends, sometimes it is hard to breed with elves in a certain worlds but in other they are like bunnies
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>>144433708
She also ate children.
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Fuck elves.
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>>144444470
yeah, that's the idea.
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>>144444277
>implying pure, unleashed hatred isn't the strongest force of determination

sounds pretty edgy but it's true
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I want to consensually give a cute, sexy high elf the mating press and cum deep inside her pussy, pushing as most as I can inside of her to insure insemination.
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>>144444614
Not really, love can make a hopeless man try his best to recover and go for his dreams, whethever he achieved it or not, but in the end it's better to die pursuing our dreams.
Hatred on the other hand makes literal hitlers or trumps
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>>144444113
And Germans want to chill in Germany. Doesn't stop people from hating us. Superiority breeds jealousy.
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>>144444848
Hatred can make a broken man taste the forbidden but glorious fruit of vengeance.
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>>144444910
Well Elves don't control the dwarven and human economy and do not punish them if they don't follow elven law/do not accept orc refugees.
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>>144416179
Around elves watch yourselves
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>>144444937
Yet it will make them keep continuing the degenerate life of terror and death we are still living. Love on the other hand makes him strong enough to overcome the broken part and keep trying and help other people on the process.
People like you who still believes that hate and wanting to take all of your anger on other is what make the world still as shit as we are and until you either change your ways or decide to just retire yourself by your own hands we are gonna be like this, a shit world where everyday is a risk to live despite there are many things in the world beautiful enough to try to overcome them
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>>144445025
>Well Elves don't control the dwarven and human economy and do not punish them if they don't follow elven law/do not accept orc refugees.
Sure, but dwarves and humans spread such rumors anyway, because everyone loves to hate elves, and so dwarven and human leaders can hide their crimes by putting the blame on elves. In truth, dwarves and humans control the elven realm, the elves just pay the most.
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>>144445064
Some of them are alright.
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>>144445064

Atleast post the damn picture
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>>144416616

To reddit, hopefully. They got janitor positions on /tg/ and shit it up with autism and political correctness.
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Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Valinor tomorrow.
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Elves are kinda alright.


Any form of Dark Elves can fuck off
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Elves are cool. Great for friendship, adventure, and crossbreeding
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I see no reason not to delete this thread at this point. If you would be so nice, mods.
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>>144445497


What is this? I never heard of a setting where veitnam was about killing elves.
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>>144445752
Retard.
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>>144445504
Castrated or uncastrated?
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>I will never have a true neutral exiled drow gf who will use her aphrodisiacs on my dick so we fuck like rutting rabbits
>she will never employ all her sexual drow techniques on my dick to milk all my semen
Feels bad man.
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>>144433600
milfs are hot tho
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>>144424539

Who will and how?
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>>144433739
damn
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>>144421593
>then I'm going to sexually abuse your maids
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>>144424696

You stand no chance against mankind, faggot elf scum.
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>>144447453
Humans are the niggers of fantasy.
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/a/ really is terrible for elf threads.
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>>144416179
Shit
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>>144447649
>B-but all elves are lewd slut becqause of doujins!
>and orc rape!
Why the mods let this happen, I don't know.
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>>144416703
>the max level of not giving a fuck
So, crazy
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>>144426580

Elves are good if they're played right, and they're hard to play right. Dwarf and Wizard players are the ones to watch, they'll coast on their existing stereotypes and take no risks.
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>>144426063
There used to be an idea that only teenagers who wanted to play Drizzt or some flawless 2pure superhero played elves, but that's not so much a thing anymore.a lot of it is just memes, really. Stuff like "elf space wat do" or "it's not rape if it's an elf," in part a reaction to faggy players and in part a reaction to elves usually being fucking hot. Not really very serious. Got spread to other boards and then people from those boards started coming to /tg/ to have fun with those memes. Japanese portrayals in h-manga probably had some influence.

Anyway, long story short, most guys over at /tg/ don't really hate elves even though a lot of people like to joke about it.
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>>144438864

So she's a cuck? Disgusting.
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>>144416179
They all need to be stripped.
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>>144442747
Of course
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>>144416179
They are great, of course it depends on the setting and the particular elves. I like High Elves the most, great at magic and still can fuck you up in melee, fight against evil and will usually side with humans.

Though anime elves are shit, most of the time. They have nothing going for them.
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>>144442427
>>144442448
But anon, how can you not love this beautiful face?
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>>144450167
That's a regular Tanaka sameface.
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>>144419972
That's poop. That's poop in the upper right corner. That is goddamned poop.
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>>144433454

She's still a dyke.
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>>144450167
Well, when you see SO GODDAMN MANY TIMES...
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>>144433557

I'll just have to become such a powerful wizard that I live forever. Hopelessness is for cowards.
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>>144416179
The amount of energy generated by Tolkien rolling over in his grave is enough to power a warp drive.
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>>144433739

Any of them not an angry dyke?
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>>144434504
+2 Dex and +1 to Int (High Elf), Wis (Wood Elf), or Cha (Drow) actually.

5e made Dex Fighters and Dex Paladins good, it's been fantastic.
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>>144450683
Kirsi/Yin is pretty mellow and heterosexual.
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>>144433739
always remember
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>>144450992
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>>144439447

Your tears nourish the forest.
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>>144450992
Do you have the battle therapist one?
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>>144440433

Finns confirmed for elves?
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Liaralei is mai waifu.
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>>144451133
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>>144451485
Nice

>tfw haven't touched a gun since conscription
I miss my dear 963223 ;___;
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>>144450167
>>144450225
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>>144443875

And then George Soros funds pro-elf terrorism in your country. How many innocent town guards have to die for your misguided ideals?
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>>144444848
>Border security is hate somehow

Don't slander America's hero or his love for his country, you faggot.
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>>144451952
>implying he would found a movement that supports the most aryan fantasy race
It would be orcs. Or trolls, ogres and such.
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All day every day.
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Only good elf is a tortured one
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>>144452132
Edgy.
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ELVES ARE GRACEFUL BEINGS THAT ARE NOT MADE FOR LEWD!
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>>144443341
Get back to /domg/ anon.
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>>144452206
Hentai elves are still shit, though. They are not graceful at all.
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>>144445092

I bet you welcome orcish refugees with open arms and offer them your little sister, too. Get fucked cuck. As an elf myself, you are the worst kind of human.
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>>144448508
To be fair it's Tolkien's canon lore that it's not rape if it's an elf.
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>>144445639

Cry harder faggot, and go back to your gay robot home.
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>>144452206
>is now...
i-is now what?
please tell me she's ok
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>>144447649

Better than anywhere but /h/.
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>>144440158
third chapter when ;_;
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>>144452615
Oh please. /tg/ has the best elf threads so long as they focus on some nerdy shit like literary elf portrayals in pre-industrial Europe.
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>>144452309
But anon
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Why aren't anime elves like this? Why aren't they badass, like when it started with Tolkien? I can see a lot of potential in anime or mangas by either making them aryan warriors or mischievous fey. Why are they just humans with pointy ears with nothing remarkable going on about them? Anime elves are just boring, I don't know what this thread is about.
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>>144452132
That's As109 isn't it? His elves are such depraved sluts
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>>144453034

Not with their mods they don't. For some reason, /co/ and /tg/ have the worst mods on the site.
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>>144453034
But it always ends up with "FOR THE EMPRAH"
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>>144453056
Still nothing graceful. Though, to be fair, it's hard to tell someones gracefulness in still images.
No, don't post that gif of her licking ice cream
I think it has been posted already
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>>144416589
Finn anime girls are the best
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>>144453094
What am I reading? Those mods, as stupid they can be, don't hinder one making a good elf thread. But they would certainly delete something awful as this thread.
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>>144419291
I wish i could have her
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>>144453107
And these threads all start with and end up as a circlejerk about elf rape.
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>>144453056
that elf is a disgrace. no pants and a boob shelves?
would any elf actually wear something like that?
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>>144453271
You either stop shitting on my home board or show me one of those threads.
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>>144453351
You're in one.
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>>144426063
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I need to finish Banner of the Stars
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>>144453432
No anon, you should really stop talking shit about /tg/ and stop blaming all this elf-rape crap on my home board, which, in case you aren't playing dumb, /tg/. /tg/ is able to have completely reasonable discussions on this fictional race with their pointy ears. But then have a look at this very thread. The second post is already rape. If you happen to be one of those guys that thinks he likes elves, then I have to inform you that you are on the worst board to talk about them. Next to /v/, which iterates the same memes. And is also /v/.
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shush
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>>144453210

A mod's job is not to enforce quality, but the rules, in a non-arbitrary fashion. I had a ban submitted on me for saying "bye nigger" once, don't tell me they aren't shit. Quests aren't the cancer killing /tg/, the reddit-tier milquetoast discussions when everything controversial is banned, and the hugbox nature of neo-/tg/, is the real cancer.
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>>144432151
Hey not bad at all, the author actually put some thought into it.

But man those shitty illustrations where everyone looks like a fucking midget.
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>>144453711
Fucking hideous. Would slice off
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>>144453593
Anon, this isn't /tg/. When you said /tg/'s elf threads all devolve into "FOR THE EMPRAH," the reply of "And these threads all start with and end up as a circlejerk about elf rape" was meant as a counterpoint, as in saying /a/'s elf threads are no better. "These threads" wasn't referring to /tg/ threads and i thought that much was obvious from the context, especially after pointing out that an example of "these threads" was this very thread in /a/. In no way is that shitting on /tg/.

I'm not sure how exactly this understanding happened but I'm pretty sure it wasn't my fault.
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>>144453593

This is what I mean when I call your home board a pretentious shithole.
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>>144453938
It was not the one saying they devolve into "FOR THE EMPRAH" and actually wanted to reply it this post as well, but halfway forgot.

But I yeah, I thought you were talking about /tg/ and think you should have made it a bit more obvious. But I certainly got carried away, sorry for that.

>>144453867
All I'm saying is that mods would stop a thread like this on /tg/, as shit as they are, while mods on /a/ let this thread live, as shit as it is.
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>>144416179
But anon, you posted a gun.
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>>144451952
I am pretty sure those people would be in jail before that. Same for you being 300 meters below the ground when I personally end you. You will be personally one of the exceptions to be killed by my hands, so you should feel honored
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>>144417220
Accurate representation of fa/tg/uys.
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>>144453056
Rebellion would finally put an end to that meme you sick fuck
Chloe will get something better so count your days
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>>144454375
That is fat art though.
And a fucking nipple at that
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>>144454359

You and what army, nii-chan?
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/tg/ is more into this kind of stuff
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>>144419729
>tfw we cant get badass elven men
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>>144455395
Exactly my point.
>no doujins where beefcake elves wreck orcs and fuck Orc women
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>>144454318
elf gun
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>>144452062
>>144451952
>>144426063
>>144426061
>>144425695
>>144424539
>>144424108
>>144423270
>>144423744
I always thought that different species would pair themsleves
>whites with elves
>blacks and muslims with orcs
>latinos with dwarfs
>asians with mages
Knights would be universal.
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>>144456158
>whites with elves
after a few wars and genocides maybe
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>>144425361
I had so much fun reading that story.
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>>144455313
Not in japanese settings, that's for sure. They would not be able to handle this much male competition.
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>>144456158
Dang now i want GTA in a world where all those species exist:
>squad made of: human, elf, orc and dwarf
>all robbing banks
>having crazy adventures
>doing some bro tier bonding
>having banter
>dealing with issues that multi species world has.
Weird no game company has thought of that.
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>>144453593

Your "home" invented elf rape. Chloe suffered for YOUR sins.
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>>144425361
Wait a second.
Is this Mizuki?
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>>144454156

So /a/ has better mods than /tg/, which is news to absolutely no one.
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>>144433746
>>144433892
>Implying it won't end like Tristan and Isolde or Arwen and Aragon with her dying soon after me because of a broken heart.
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>>144456227
Come on, orcs threating elves and niggers and musims threating whites would be an excellent reason to get close. You might even get a your elf wife after you'd save an elven village from an negro-orc raid.
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>>144454359

Are you a Navy Seal?
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>>144456363
You can thank japan for that. Elf rape in japanese pornography was a thing before /tg/ existed.
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>>144453330
This pure elven shit is not really my style, give me a nice dark elf.
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>think the elf is a noble and aesthetically pleasing race, say so
>"hurr rape rape rape lmao"
>try to discuss anything else
>"they are knife-eared sluts only good for murdering"
>argue they are supposedly a noble race and can only benefit oneself through breeding, doujin depictions notwithstanding
>"hurr /pol/ack meme"
>argue the tired meme has gone for long enough
>"lmao why are you so upset over a fictional race, can't handle the bantz, you need safe space? etc"
>appreciate elf/half-elf characters in seasonal anime
>every thread is flooded with anons exclaiming how they would love to ruin her physically and psychologically
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>>144456430
Two biggest wars on earth were caused by whites, they cant even get along with each other, they feel like they are entitled to land on every continent, they're the biggest threat to themselves, do you really think that if elves existed they would get along just fine, or there would be a more realistic result of a massive war?

also there is no reason to think an elf would want to be with a human, if whites dont want to crossbreed why would a vastly superior group like elves want it?
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>>144456688

So play a brawny, alpha male elf who uses his good looks and perpetual youth to be a glorious manslut and fuck all the wide-eyed human girls and lonely MILF duchesses. Dig that fucking gold son.
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>>144456688
I can't conclusively prove this, but I'm pretty sure you and I are the same person.
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>>144456792
>a brawny, alpha male elf who uses his good looks and perpetual youth to be a glorious manslut
Too alpha for Japan
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>>144456725
>Vastly superior

This is why nobody likes elfaboos.
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Elves are for loving and protecting from rape and maybe even raising your beautiful half-elf children with.
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>>144456725
Sorry your race has been white's bitch once brah. Also last world wars were fought between countries not races. When other races threatn you and want to kill you, you don't care wheter you have American, German, Pole or Russian at your side. As long as their white it's good. Same would be with the Elves, we could hate each others after the war but during it as long as it wouldn't be some brownie it'd be good even with the elves. Elves could take a huge chunk of africa for their land if they'd wanted to. After muzzies and negros would be wiped out or at lest beaten there would be a fuck tone of new land that's perfect for sustaing civilzation.
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>Muh thousand year lifespans.
>Muh one with nature.
>Muh superiority.
>Still living in trees

Elves are such a waste. At least dragons have hoards.
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You know what I would like to see? A story where the MC brings his elfu back to the city. An elf bewildered and out of her forest, in a concrete urban landscape, far away from clear running brooks and songbirds and the green.

She'll have to wear human clothing and everything. So like Kumamiko but with more moderate bullying.
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>>144456816

So play DnD.
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>>144456829
here is the Tolkien description:

>The Elves were the fairest creatures in Arda, a far more beautiful race than Men, and generally tall (about six feet).[source?] Among them, those who had gone to Valinor were the fairest and had the greatest skill of body. Elves had keener senses, sight and hearing than Men, were slender, graceful yet strong, but were resistant to extremes of nature, illness and disease.

also they live much longer.

so yes, they are higher up the evolutionary ladder.

>>144456964
im sorry you are offended, but im not interested in hearing you're memorized knee-knee jerk insults as a retort, if you think of anything more constructive to say i'll consider that.
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>>144456879

This. Love your elf, pet her ears. Orcs are low CR, you can easily protect her from those retards.
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>>144457091
>also they live much longer.
tolkien elves are immortal
they dont even die if you kill them
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>>144456792
How can human males even compare?
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>You have an elf hostage (female)
Do what?
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>>144457232
Make sure she'll be rescued with my child inside her.
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>>144457091
>Believing in an evolutionary ladder, that things evolve from worse to better.

You play too much Pokemon.
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>>144457153
even better.

i think my most favorite aspect of them that i have heard is they don't need to sleep, all they do is meditate and it accomplishes the same thing.
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>>144457232
Free her. You aren't some kind of nigger-rapist, aren't you?
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>>144457091

Given your tenuous grasp of English I'm amazed you can consider anything at all.
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>>144456964
>Sorry your race has been white's bitch once brah.
This is the attitude that makes it clear coexistence with elves would not be possible, you take pride in knowing you did shitty things and stand on it like a pedestal, elves would be no exception to that attitude if they were around, even though they are relatively peaceful and would do nothing to deserve it.
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>>144454375
Source on the left
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On the one hand..... both the male and female elves have rocking bodies. Probably masters of orgasmic sex. On the other hand.... they are dirty backstabbing elves.
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>>144457512
ah, the old "resort to spell checking" Fallacy, with a dash of ad hominem, if i weren't more keen on poor arguments perhaps i would convince myself to continue the conversation, but i'll just take that as a loss on your part and shelve it since i dont see this being constructive after that little nugget of proper debate.
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>>144457730
according to this woman who has had sex with elves, they can change their body temperature at will, are masters of oral sex and elven males have a larger then average penis
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>>144457940

Your grammar and logic are also pretty shitty. Also, learn what fallacies actually are. At least you'll be gone when school starts back up, so I'm not worried about you affecting average posting quality here.

TL:DR stay salty nigger.
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I just find it sad that some newfag-friendly thread about off-topic shitposting like this is still going, while a Yotsuba thread is about to die.

Way to go /a/.
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>>144458037
Let me guess she's from finnland?
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>>144433708
She was cute, yes, but she did literally eat babies.
>Caim is the least crazy member of the party
Only in Drakengard.
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>>144458090
Iceland
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>>144457940

That isn't a named fallacy and ad-hominem doesn't work that way.

Ad Hominem: you're wrong because you're an idiot.

Not Ad Hominem: you're an idiot, and wrong for other reasons.

Typical dumb elf.
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>>144458060
ah well a distinguished 4chan expert like yourself would know to report and hide the thread if it bothered you so much instead of posting and bumping it then, right?

Or maybe just ignore the thread and go to an off topic one that you approve of instead?
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>>144458307
I reported the thread long ago, but I still like to shit on it whenever I can.
I also sage almost every post

>Or maybe just ignore the thread and go to an off topic one that you approve of instead?
Yeah, that's it. Criticising an off-topic shitposting thread means I like to post in another off-topic shitposting thread. Infallible logic.
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>>144458095
>>Caim is the least crazy member of the party
Nah, he's middling it. Seere was sort of a cunt that one time, but he's still a kid and not really a crazy person. Leonard wasn't crazy so much as he was an extremely depressed sexual deviant. Verdelet was a racist old crazy coot, but I'm not sure I'd call him crazier than Caim. Furiae was obviously mental, but just like Verdelet she at least wasn't the one cutting down ten or twenty thousand people while wearing leather crocs.

Arioch and post-pact Inuart were batshit insane, though. They probably wouldn't be able to exist if their circumstances didn't perfectly accommodate their respective brands of crazy.
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>>144426063
It's a meme, mostly.
However, back in the day there was a huge infestation of edgelords playing as Drizzt clones.
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>>144434453
she is spectacular
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>>144416179
Be warry around Elves, ultimately destructive arrogant beings who want nothing but despair for the other races. Sure they're good ones but they're a rare pick
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Give me one good reason why this thread hasn't been deleted yet.
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>>144458907
On what setting do you base this assumption? I'm eager to hear it, certainly it's not just some headcanon based on memes.
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>>144434453
>aura means plow in finnish
Can't make this shit up
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>>144459012
it is a fitting name
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>>144459012
It does have a nicer ring to it than jakorasia does.
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>>144458962
Too much haphazard dealing into high magics. Along with the over confident attitudes they show just cause they are inclined to magecraft. These underling narcissistic attitudes may lay dormant while things are going comfy between the elf and other mortal but when things get into crunch time or elf gets too comfy/peer pressure from like minded elves their behavior could cause things to go wrong
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>>144459303
You didn't actually answer his question.
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>>144459303
I ask for a setting, not for your headcanon.
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>>144458912

Because /a/ a best.
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>1. All images and resulting discussion should pertain to anime or manga.
I mean you have the occasional Aura, Marcille and Deedlit. But so far this thread was pretty good at avoiding this rule.
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>>144459341
>>144459380
Oh ok,my bad. It's just a mix of memes, Elder Scrolls and my experience of group behaviors.
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>>144459124

What anime?
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>>144459791
That's alright, as long as you are self-conscious about. Actually, this post was one of the most intelligent ones in this thread.
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>>144459380

Forgotten Realms, dumbass.
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Can elves grow beards?
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>>144460116
Yeah, it's possible.
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>>144460116
Depends on the setting.
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I want to have an Eldar waifu who'll call me a filthy Mon'Keigh while she rides me and forces me to suck on her fingers.
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>>144459938
isekai no seikishi monogatari

>>144460116
They are usually not depicted with body hair says an article but they probably do, i cant find a definite Tolkien answer.

Something i did find out is apparently they cant tan, so elves with tan lines are impossible, very sad.
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>>144460116
Really old wizard elves should.

They look about 3,67 times more badass.
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>>144460263
Reminder that Eldar are way bigger than humans and have dark eyes. Art depicts them wrong most of the time.

Also your Eldar waifu would actually kill your Mon'keighs ass because you are vermin in their eyes.
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>>144460395
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>>144460395
I like tall girls.

>kill my Mon'Keigh ass
You cannot stop me from dreaming.
Love can bloom.
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>>144460483
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>>144460547
Would gladly betray the Imperium for an Eldar waifu.

Fight me, Commissar.
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>>144460450
Do you think this proves anything? It's canon that Eldar are taller than humans, have different eyes and their way of motion looks completely different from humans.

>>144460483
>Love can bloom.
This started as some funny fanfiction, but you smutposters take this too far. Love can't bloom between Eldar and humans. Humans are vermins in the eyes of the superior race. You don't like Eldar, you degrade them to something you can fap to. You are the worst.
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>there are people ITT who think drows = elves
Don't ever reply to me or my thread again
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>>144460652
>You don't like Eldar
Maybe you don't. I do.

I would FIGHT for one.
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>>144460631
>>Fight me, Commissar.
You don't fight Commissars, they just execute you for heresy and throw you in the ditch where they throw all the guys the Commissar executed for whatever reason.
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>>144460705
No anon, I like the Eldar like they are shown in their fluff. You just like a poor copy of them, which makes them bland and boring waifus.
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>>144460716
What if I shoot them first?

>>144460776
But I like those too.
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>>144460810
The Commissar's corpse will rise with the fury of the Emperor and execute you, and then die.
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>>144460810
>But I like those too.
Than you have poor taste when it comes to Eldar.
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>>144460850
What if I shoot him AGAIN?

>>144460860
I like both kinds m8.
Murderous space elves and murderous/tsundere space elven waifus.
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>>144460909
I don't know. I don't think anybody's shot a Commissar twice.
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>>144459938
If you haven't seen it GTFO and go watch it.
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