I want to marry one, inseminate her and take responsibility.
she isnt crazy, she's just at the max level of not giving a fuck
Sofia valmet, however, is a crazy dyke Finn in its purest form
I'm torn on the issue. Part of me wants to see such a noble race prosper. Yet at the same time, I want to see their men lie dead on the field, and their women in chains. I just don't know anymore.
dont worry im here to save this thread with my superior veteran taste
nothing can be saved until the enemies of elves are destroyed
they are not so bad when they are not shooting you at point blank with subsonic rounds
Elf women and little girls are nothing more than walking pieces of meat that should be used for sexual gratification. Their men should be emasculated by having to watch their wives and daughters violated in front of their eyes.
Why are you so angry at the elves anon?
Do you feel inferior? There's no need for that anon. Elves are not hostile and I'm sure they'd be happy to help you develop skills as much as a human can.
These are just natural instincts when you see elves.
All who endanger elves should be burned at the stake
They are the non-human bros we never had, specially the dark elves, who are more related to us, their love for the human they love are ten times strongs than a normal high elf, and can be totally bros.
Sadly this planet and board has many degenerates, rapists, ntrfags, fatfags and other kind of devilish humans that at some point makes me glad they are not with us, though at the same time I wish all of them repent for their sins or just die, but since I am too much of a justice lord fag I probably try to beat them but not kill them and if they have to die it will not be by my hand.
I may try to forgive them giving the case
I should just kill you, but I wouldn't do that
Instead, I will just tie your hand and start slapping you until your cheek bleed.
Then I should proceed to stomp you in the head and chest, strong enough to hear your scream but not hard enough to kill you.
Then I just leave you with your receipt
>"Ur a fagget"
And walk away slowly
They're haughty self absorbed arrogant shit stains who if they cared half as much as they do about nature they'd be more proactive.
But no they're always happy to bitch about how HUMANS don't want to fuck a tree as they sit around on their skinny asses as their society stagnates all around them.
>Japan maded this
JAPAN NEEDS TO BE EXTERMINATED
THEY NEED TO BE ERASED
I DONT CARE ABOUT NUKES OR ANYTHING
I AM GONNA PERSONALLY DESTROY EVERYONE OF THEM
THE FACT THAT THIS SHIT EXISTS MAKE THEM A TARGET FOR NEW WEAPONS
ONLY A FEW OF THEM SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO KEEP LIVING
EVERYTHING ELSE WILL DIE
I told you last time I prefer them a little darker
it pains me to even think of elf racism.
sometimes i imagine having a half elf daughter with my waifu, but then realize humans would bully the hell out of her in school.
Not really, in this era there are more places where they are totally serious about bullying, and they don't attack the bully, they go for where they live, their parents, everything.
So, hypotethically speaking, if a kid bully a half elf, they will instantly go to the kid's house or where he lives, and if they have a parent that are racists, believe me, they will take actions.
There can be no middle ground. You're either an elf sympathizer or you're not.
The knife ears just want to fuck orcs and be one with nature like faggots.
They need to be purged.
On the contrary, your kind will not even be allowed to touch society at all, and I suggest you to stay away if you really don't want things to get... how could I say it.... "pointy" for you
Also you are so easy to read samefag knightfaggotkun
Did you know that not only humans and elves of any kind can coexist, but even orcs can be good and even bro tier without resorting to rape shit? This means we can all be friends and even consensual love with handhold without rape and finally world peace will be achieved!
Except knight faggot kun he is a kind of hopeless case
>there is now way i would go out with an inferior round-ear like you, anon. i would rather die. Please leave me alone now, i'll be embarrassed if someone sees me talking to you.
They're scum to be wiped from this Earth which rightfully belongs to man.
>Earth which rightfully belongs to man.
earth belongs to nobody, its dominated by the strongest, if elves scorch humanity earth would be a proper prize, its just survival of the fittest.
Elves are for
consensual missionary love making while holding hands and leglocking.
Because only newbie cancer or mary sue trash will play with elves.
Most people who rolled a elf in the past just wanted to feel special without ever doing anything worthwhile.
>wrong side of history in the making
80 years after that war elves will be shoving that in every humans face, and there will be elf murder deniers to try to sooth their conscience
Eighty years after that there won't be any elves left.
there will be elves and the dwindling populations of humans will be sent to Australia and cut off from all recourses, ideally.
they dont all deserve to die, but they also dont deserve a second chance.
Thats the point, I could deal with losing if the guy who was playing with the elf would also lose with dignity, and yet every time his snowflake elf got killed in a high level run he bitched that we were being unfair.
Do those people think that every elf in the world is some legolas clone or some shit.
It would be the end of /a/ as we know it.
New meme animu+the series is kind of edgy.
>With the information relayed on the end of year 1499 of Imperial Calendar, the Imperial City was in uproar.
>The eastern end of Midgalz, the Salaido village and surrounding areas on the border with Fairy Country were destroyed by elven hands and absorbed into Fairy Country. In other words——it was the declaration of war by the elves, the start of invasion.
>Still, at first they were collected. It was because the empire hold sovereignty over the majority of the continent. Fairy Country was at most a single feather of the bird. It's estimated population was ten thousand times lower, the estimated land area was one hundred and twenty times lower. It was considered just another troublesome addition to the skirmishes with southern barbarians, that was the degree. The Era Festival of year 1500 was also made glamorous.
>However, their perception was soon overturned.For elven organic necromancy, human numerical advantage was not a problem. A flock of hundred magical beasts and demons could scatter away a troop of thousand like a storm. One elven warrior could single-handedly trample over the a hundred soldiers. Fully equipped villages with brigades stationing in it were destroyed overnight.
>The land elves had occupied had entirely changed into Fairy Country——changing into "Elven Forest", making recapture impossible. Humans were unable to step inside the dense spirit energy of the Fairy Country.
>In other words, if they're pushed away the land becomes permanently lost and humans were unable to regain it. Before long, within one year a percent of Midgalz Empire was eroded, the Imperial City had finally realized that this war is incomparable with the skirmish with southern barbarians and it was the second coming of the Fairy War from the mythical era. The Era Festival was closed immediately. There was no longer any time to celebrate a hundred years of prosperity. Because, a once-in-thousand years crisis had come.
>A large-scale recruitment was carried out, the eyes of the mercenaries changed colours, ironworks and workshops were bustling, study of object necromancy had become increasingly popular and the commoners screamed because of raised taxes. Fortresses were made through rushed civil engineering work over days and night nearby the front line, villages and towns built barriers in preparation for war. The entire country had left itself in the large flow of war.
>After getting serious the Empire was successful in bringing the war into a stalemate when it lost about two percent of the country, turning the situation around has failed. Elves maintained the front line, so that they are able to attack whenever there's an opportunity, they were on high alert.
Rape and corruption.
If too young then bullying
if particularly fond then abusive relationship.
Anything else is improper treatment of elves.
>male elves more feminine than female elves
I am a fan of alpha dyke elves.
I feel that they are only good for shitposting threads that have barely anything to do with the boards they are posted in. You posted an elf from an anime, but this thread isn't about anime or manga, just about everyones stupid headcanon that they gathered from watching the LotR movies and doujins. And memes, can't forget the most epic memes.
Prove me wrong. This very thread here is my example.
This is not even that rare.
Elves in NGNL were like that too. Except that they won and turned most of humans into slaves and pets.
Yea I guess it's not really.
But I still don't believe the Elves in NGNL are as edgy as in this series. They plant seeds inside of humans to quickly grow their forests/mutate them into trolls/magical creatures and use them against other humans etc.
They are literally exterminating them.
I like this one in particular.
Goddam. Being an elffag on this site is suffering. Elves get used for shitposting threads all the time because of the reaction they cause, which makes OP happy because his thread thrives. And it just works, you fags fall for it all the time.
Then there are of course those anti-elffags, Pelinals and crusaders. How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a fictional race as bad as possible and make those fictional, jack-of-all trades diplomatic humans as awesome as possible, so you feel better about your own weak ego? And I'm dame sure that they never really did a close look at this race, maybe read trash like eragon or something like this and then think they know shit about elves.
Then there is this constantly masturbating board called /a/, that knows nothing about elves either. All they know is doujins and they base their whole perception on those. You know what? No anon, elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time, how often does this happen in fiction aside from pornography? Why do you bring this up in a thread that has nothing to do with pornography?
And you think you are an elffag, you waifu- and smut-poster? You are actually the worst. You know nothing about elves either and also degrade them to one-dimensional waifus and fapbait, that has no other quality aside from pleasing your cock. You degrade them way more than any rape-doujin ever could. Your image of them lost everything divine, magic and noble that they once had.
Fuck you, fuck your elves, fuck your threads, fuck your memes. They are all cancer.
did an elf blast your booty at video games ?
Are you willing to love an elf knowing she'll outlive you?
Well, that puts things to perspective. Love the elf for your own sake because your life is short. She'll have time to love again.
That's life, you'll die and you can't take them with you unless you're a psycho.
The problem with tthreads like this is that every little faggot has an opinion about elves. No, this opinions doesn't stem from extensive research on various lore and literature, but just that's so easy to masturbate to some doujin and then think that you know shit about elves. This is why these kinds of threads tend to be shitposting central, of low quality and really newfag-friendly. Just swarm into this thread and spout those edgy memes that you can't say on reddit because that's a safespace and somone would get triggered. But here you can go lel elf raep so funny xD all day long. OP is happy because his off-topic thread gets a lot of replies, the newfags can meme along, then there are the elf-waifu fags, the hentai-fags and the crusaders that all drop in, do some posts and then leave.
And funnily enough, none of them really clash. There is no discussion, no friction. The thread becomes it's own little universe that has little to do with the board outside of it. And all in the thread just do their own thing, it's kinda it's own little hugbox. They don't argue, they don't come to conclusions. They certainly don't argue about anime and manga.
>That's life, you'll die and you can't take them with you unless you're a psycho.
Even if the children are already grown up and settled down, it's never a nice thing to just have one parent and certainly never a nice thing to be just the one surviving part of a loving couple.
>She'll have time to love again.
That's probably the most boring and unromantic opinion on this matter. Just imagine the at the end of Beren and Lúthiens story, she get's to chose how to spend the rest of her life wether with or without her love and only says: "Nah, I bone some other dude."
12/10 story, makes my heart bleed.
I read some fantasy books once that spent all the series going on about how the male and female MCs were deeply in love and perfect for each other and everything, then the male MC dies at the end. At first I thought "oh okay, pretty tragic ending" but then I saw there was a follow up series which is about how the female MC just married some other dude within a year.
It's not going to be nice. Life is not nice. You can't choose not to die.
>That's probably the most boring and unromantic opinion on this matter.
So she should be alone forevermore? That's her choice too.
You speak of niceness but you don't really consider her take in the matter at all, whether she is willing to go through with it for love. You won't even love for your own sake. That's an anti-romantic attitude.
>It's not going to be nice. Life is not nice. You can't choose not to die.
Yeah, but she can chose not to marry someone that will die way sooner than you.
>So she should be alone forevermore? That's her choice too.
I'm talking froma narrative standpoint. Like this anon said >>144434068 it destroys the tragedy. And I rather read a tragic stroy than... I don't know what the alternative would be called. Trivial.
I don't get what you want to tell me with the rest of your post, sorry.
>Yeah, but she can chose not to marry someone that will die way sooner than you.
She could but she loves you and is willing.
>it destroys the tragedy
Is it really a tragedy is you two know it's the consequence of loving but you were willing to face that risk? Whether she winds up with another guy or not doesn't have to be mentioned; I'm saying if you two are feeling the same way, why not? You're weighting everything but she is capable of doing the same thing. If she's okay with it even considering the burdens she will bear, why shouldn't you be? Especially since you're the one with the short life to live.
Sounds like you're cutting yourself short to me.
>She could but she loves you and is willing.
It's still not a wise thing. Especially for the +1 INT/ 1+ WIS race to do.
>Is it really a tragedy is you two know it's the consequence of loving but you were willing to face that risk?
I think this is the definition of a tragedy.
>Whether she winds up with another guy or not doesn't have to be mentioned
For the sake of creating a tragic story it should be mentioned. Or else you have this uneasy feeling of not knowing of what she will do.
>I'm saying if you two are feeling the same way, why not?
Because the consequences are completely different for each of them.
Threadly reminder that hentai elves are the worst and blandest elves. Japan somehow managed to degrade ancient warriors that fought against evil since the dawn of time and created civilizations to weak and useless fapbait.
We need more orcs that are not rapist, why can't we have a badass orc that is a good guy and a hero justice fag, only that he is totally serious and go in a lot of quests and get disgusted of rapist orcs?
And if I remember correctly that elf literally doesn't care about her own race for what they did to the humans so I say she will glady let her race die and join the human, that's why I understood about that episode
Don't worry minna-san, onichan is gonna take care of the elves that were lost because of the bad guys! Right now he invited a ramen cup to one half-dark elf, she is cute and brave despite of all bad things had happened to her!
You disgust me.
The best way to say fuck you to high hierarchy is to actually start doing shit and climb until you are on their level, and keep climbing for your dreams, eventually they will actually admit they were wronged. Corrupting is for weaks and cowards.
You can't out-pure something purest, especially when it's a racial trait.
You can only degrade it.
Martin Luther King not only sayed FUCK YOU to many racists, but also showed that there were white that actually were AGAINST black's racism, only that they were afraid until he started to make a big change.
You really don't know nothing do you? You don't always need to degrade or kill to please your need of superiority. Are you even interested in being better than them or are you making excuses just to see them on the ground AND anyone who side with them?
Elves are fine, so long as they remain loyal and subservient to their human masters.
I don't think that they're bad, they're faces are just all the same.
how about hand holding?
Freed her right now
Before I kill you
Start running before I kill you, I freed her first then I kill you
Say that once again, and I will MAKE you
>When your foolish Dark Elf mistress thinks she knows better than you how to plan a siege of your enemy's vital trade capital.
>implying that it's still a good reason to slave
Purification and reformation are a thing that exists and help a lot of living beings. And regardless, slave is something that should NEVER return again in any form yet you are here, insisting that it can have exceptions.
Well dude guess what, it isn't. One thing is to imprison but making sure the criminal can just think about the things it did and try to recover from whathever shit they went (even though people this days fail to do that) and other thing is just using them as tools and play thing
HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT ELVES?
You should learn about a thing called "glamour". Elves should be removed early and often.
They were kinda pure, but not flawless.
Also remember the romance between the elf and the human, and how they love managed to save the human, and the elf rejected her eternal life just to live with him.
Anon, she was a convicted criminal in a state of the art prison equipped with numerous leisure and hobby facilities designed to rehabilitate inmates and gradually prepare them for reintroduction to regular society. That was a picture of one of the elven inmates being taught programming by a qualified tutor so that she may have a future and find gainful employment upon her release. Now, since you've broken her out before she was fully rehabilitated, she's stabbed seven children, lit five family pets on fire and shat in a subway carriage.
Great job, really.
I hate this "human must support humans" meme.
I owe you shits absolutely nothing, if they pay me, treat me as an equal, keep my family safe and provided for, then I'd break those human, orc and dwarven walls like the Anti-Trump.
They'd probably just attack the orcs and other evil forces so it's fine.
We have to clarify what "pure" means in this context. While they are closer to the divine than man ever could, they are also able to act morally wrong. I mean...
The funny thing about elfen-human love is that is happened twice. Only twice. It was seen as something special. But now we got, in western fantasy at least, half-elves everywhere, because someone wanted an elfen maiden for his human self-insert I guess. I blame whoever started this for making elves less special, more mundane and boring.
Are you sure you aren't making this information though?
It is a common knowledge that the media and opposition like to fuck with the news to make them join or hate somebody. Don't you remember Michael Jackson? Don't you remember that some of the "breaking news" were all a lie?
And besides, what make you think that she recoevered this fast when I am myself with her treating her? And do you really think you are doing a good job with such antique methods? Do you think I am stupid?
Your arrogance will be the end of you and your kind one day
>treat me as an equal
You'll never be anything more than an obedient little dog begging for it's master's scraps to them. Sure, they may smile and treat you nicely to your face, but behind your back they'll be plotting to be rid of you the moment you've exhausted your usefulness to them.
But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're aware of this and are planning to stab them before they do the same to you.
I don't think I've ever read anything where elves treated humans badly, aside from some bigotry.
>Sieging dwarven cities
>Not just cutting off their lines and starving them out.
>You'll never be anything more than an obedient little dog begging for it's master's scraps to them
Isn't that the military?
I'd hold no real power, I'd just command an army who's not strictly mine and advice the actual generals.
>Typical fantasy realm
>Other races don't dare to attack Elves directly because they have centuries of training martial arts, so they spread interracial rape porn about their women
Don't forget MUH GEM GODS REEEEEEEEEEE
If you think about it, the fact that human and elves can love each other and create half offspring it's kinda interesting and I am somehow glad, it opened a lot of bizarre, or even more cute union, dragon humanoid and things like that.
The fact that sometimes humankind is well knowed for his ambitions (good) or greed (evil), but when it involves protecting or loving someone, it literally makes them almost invencible except for those rare enemies that say fuck you to those type of things. Don't deny this, love is pretty much the universal force that can turn anyone into a big savior, just like hate it's the opposite and make anyone into the biggest monster. It sounds bullshit I know, but it's actually true.
And about elf everywhere, I guess it depends, sometimes it is hard to breed with elves in a certain worlds but in other they are like bunnies
Not really, love can make a hopeless man try his best to recover and go for his dreams, whethever he achieved it or not, but in the end it's better to die pursuing our dreams.
Hatred on the other hand makes literal hitlers or trumps
Yet it will make them keep continuing the degenerate life of terror and death we are still living. Love on the other hand makes him strong enough to overcome the broken part and keep trying and help other people on the process.
People like you who still believes that hate and wanting to take all of your anger on other is what make the world still as shit as we are and until you either change your ways or decide to just retire yourself by your own hands we are gonna be like this, a shit world where everyday is a risk to live despite there are many things in the world beautiful enough to try to overcome them
>Well Elves don't control the dwarven and human economy and do not punish them if they don't follow elven law/do not accept orc refugees.
Sure, but dwarves and humans spread such rumors anyway, because everyone loves to hate elves, and so dwarven and human leaders can hide their crimes by putting the blame on elves. In truth, dwarves and humans control the elven realm, the elves just pay the most.
Elves are kinda alright.
Any form of Dark Elves can fuck off
Elves are cool. Great for friendship, adventure, and
>I will never have a true neutral exiled drow gf who will use her aphrodisiacs on my dick so we fuck like rutting rabbits
>she will never employ all her sexual drow techniques on my dick to milk all my semen
Feels bad man.
>then I'm going to sexually abuse your maids
You stand no chance against mankind, faggot elf scum.
>B-but all elves are lewd slut becqause of doujins!
>and orc rape!
Why the mods let this happen, I don't know.
Elves are good if they're played right, and they're hard to play right. Dwarf and Wizard players are the ones to watch, they'll coast on their existing stereotypes and take no risks.
There used to be an idea that only teenagers who wanted to play Drizzt or some flawless 2pure superhero played elves, but that's not so much a thing anymore.a lot of it is just memes, really. Stuff like "elf space wat do" or "it's not rape if it's an elf," in part a reaction to faggy players and in part a reaction to elves usually being fucking hot. Not really very serious. Got spread to other boards and then people from those boards started coming to /tg/ to have fun with those memes. Japanese portrayals in h-manga probably had some influence.
Anyway, long story short, most guys over at /tg/ don't really hate elves even though a lot of people like to joke about it.
They are great, of course it depends on the setting and the particular elves. I like High Elves the most, great at magic and still can fuck you up in melee, fight against evil and will usually side with humans.
Though anime elves are shit, most of the time. They have nothing going for them.
But anon, how can you not love this beautiful face?
>Border security is hate somehow
Don't slander America's hero or his love for his country, you faggot.
i-is now what?
please tell me she's ok
Why aren't anime elves like this? Why aren't they badass, like when it started with Tolkien? I can see a lot of potential in anime or mangas by either making them aryan warriors or mischievous fey. Why are they just humans with pointy ears with nothing remarkable going on about them? Anime elves are just boring, I don't know what this thread is about.
Still nothing graceful. Though, to be fair, it's hard to tell someones gracefulness in still images.
No, don't post that gif of her licking ice cream I think it has been posted already
that elf is a disgrace. no pants and a boob shelves?
would any elf actually wear something like that?
No anon, you should really stop talking shit about /tg/ and stop blaming all this elf-rape crap on my home board, which, in case you aren't playing dumb, /tg/. /tg/ is able to have completely reasonable discussions on this fictional race with their pointy ears. But then have a look at this very thread. The second post is already rape. If you happen to be one of those guys that thinks he likes elves, then I have to inform you that you are on the worst board to talk about them. Next to /v/, which iterates the same memes. And is also /v/.
A mod's job is not to enforce quality, but the rules, in a non-arbitrary fashion. I had a ban submitted on me for saying "bye nigger" once, don't tell me they aren't shit. Quests aren't the cancer killing /tg/, the reddit-tier milquetoast discussions when everything controversial is banned, and the hugbox nature of neo-/tg/, is the real cancer.
Hey not bad at all, the author actually put some thought into it.
But man those shitty illustrations where everyone looks like a fucking midget.
Anon, this isn't /tg/. When you said /tg/'s elf threads all devolve into "FOR THE EMPRAH," the reply of "And these threads all start with and end up as a circlejerk about elf rape" was meant as a counterpoint, as in saying /a/'s elf threads are no better. "These threads" wasn't referring to /tg/ threads and i thought that much was obvious from the context, especially after pointing out that an example of "these threads" was this very thread in /a/. In no way is that shitting on /tg/.
I'm not sure how exactly this understanding happened but I'm pretty sure it wasn't my fault.
It was not the one saying they devolve into "FOR THE EMPRAH" and actually wanted to reply it this post as well, but halfway forgot.
But I yeah, I thought you were talking about /tg/ and think you should have made it a bit more obvious. But I certainly got carried away, sorry for that.
All I'm saying is that mods would stop a thread like this on /tg/, as shit as they are, while mods on /a/ let this thread live, as shit as it is.
I am pretty sure those people would be in jail before that. Same for you being 300 meters below the ground when I personally end you. You will be personally one of the exceptions to be killed by my hands, so you should feel honored
Accurate representation of fa/tg/uys.
Rebellion would finally put an end to that meme you sick fuck
Chloe will get something better so count your days
I always thought that different species would pair themsleves
>whites with elves
>blacks and muslims with orcs
>latinos with dwarfs
>asians with mages
Knights would be universal.
Not in japanese settings, that's for sure. They would not be able to handle this much male competition.
Dang now i want GTA in a world where all those species exist:
>squad made of: human, elf, orc and dwarf
>all robbing banks
>having crazy adventures
>doing some bro tier bonding
>dealing with issues that multi species world has.
Weird no game company has thought of that.
Come on, orcs threating elves and niggers and musims threating whites would be an excellent reason to get close. You might even get a your elf wife after you'd save an elven village from an negro-orc raid.
This pure elven shit is not really my style, give me a nice dark elf.
>think the elf is a noble and aesthetically pleasing race, say so
>"hurr rape rape rape lmao"
>try to discuss anything else
>"they are knife-eared sluts only good for murdering"
>argue they are supposedly a noble race and can only benefit oneself through breeding, doujin depictions notwithstanding
>"hurr /pol/ack meme"
>argue the tired meme has gone for long enough
>"lmao why are you so upset over a fictional race, can't handle the bantz, you need safe space? etc"
>appreciate elf/half-elf characters in seasonal anime
>every thread is flooded with anons exclaiming how they would love to ruin her physically and psychologically
Two biggest wars on earth were caused by whites, they cant even get along with each other, they feel like they are entitled to land on every continent, they're the biggest threat to themselves, do you really think that if elves existed they would get along just fine, or there would be a more realistic result of a massive war?
also there is no reason to think an elf would want to be with a human, if whites dont want to crossbreed why would a vastly superior group like elves want it?
So play a brawny, alpha male elf who uses his good looks and perpetual youth to be a glorious manslut and fuck all the wide-eyed human girls and lonely MILF duchesses. Dig that fucking gold son.
I can't conclusively prove this, but I'm pretty sure you and I are the same person.
Sorry your race has been white's bitch once brah. Also last world wars were fought between countries not races. When other races threatn you and want to kill you, you don't care wheter you have American, German, Pole or Russian at your side. As long as their white it's good. Same would be with the Elves, we could hate each others after the war but during it as long as it wouldn't be some brownie it'd be good even with the elves. Elves could take a huge chunk of africa for their land if they'd wanted to. After muzzies and negros would be wiped out or at lest beaten there would be a fuck tone of new land that's perfect for sustaing civilzation.
You know what I would like to see? A story where the MC brings his elfu back to the city. An elf bewildered and out of her forest, in a concrete urban landscape, far away from clear running brooks and songbirds and the green.
She'll have to wear human clothing and everything. So like Kumamiko but with more moderate bullying.
here is the Tolkien description:
>The Elves were the fairest creatures in Arda, a far more beautiful race than Men, and generally tall (about six feet).[source?] Among them, those who had gone to Valinor were the fairest and had the greatest skill of body. Elves had keener senses, sight and hearing than Men, were slender, graceful yet strong, but were resistant to extremes of nature, illness and disease.
also they live much longer.
so yes, they are higher up the evolutionary ladder.
im sorry you are offended, but im not interested in hearing you're memorized knee-knee jerk insults as a retort, if you think of anything more constructive to say i'll consider that.
>You have an elf hostage (female)
>Sorry your race has been white's bitch once brah.
This is the attitude that makes it clear coexistence with elves would not be possible, you take pride in knowing you did shitty things and stand on it like a pedestal, elves would be no exception to that attitude if they were around, even though they are relatively peaceful and would do nothing to deserve it.
On the one hand..... both the male and female elves have rocking bodies. Probably masters of orgasmic sex. On the other hand.... they are dirty backstabbing elves.
ah, the old "resort to spell checking" Fallacy, with a dash of ad hominem, if i weren't more keen on poor arguments perhaps i would convince myself to continue the conversation, but i'll just take that as a loss on your part and shelve it since i dont see this being constructive after that little nugget of proper debate.
according to this woman who has had sex with elves, they can change their body temperature at will, are masters of oral sex and elven males have a larger then average penis
Your grammar and logic are also pretty shitty. Also, learn what fallacies actually are. At least you'll be gone when school starts back up, so I'm not worried about you affecting average posting quality here.
TL:DR stay salty nigger.
That isn't a named fallacy and ad-hominem doesn't work that way.
Ad Hominem: you're wrong because you're an idiot.
Not Ad Hominem: you're an idiot, and wrong for other reasons.
Typical dumb elf.
ah well a distinguished 4chan expert like yourself would know to report and hide the thread if it bothered you so much instead of posting and bumping it then, right?
Or maybe just ignore the thread and go to an off topic one that you approve of instead?
I reported the thread long ago, but I still like to shit on it whenever I can.
I also sage almost every post
>Or maybe just ignore the thread and go to an off topic one that you approve of instead?
Yeah, that's it. Criticising an off-topic shitposting thread means I like to post in another off-topic shitposting thread. Infallible logic.
>>Caim is the least crazy member of the party
Nah, he's middling it. Seere was sort of a cunt that one time, but he's still a kid and not really a crazy person. Leonard wasn't crazy so much as he was an extremely depressed sexual deviant. Verdelet was a racist old crazy coot, but I'm not sure I'd call him crazier than Caim. Furiae was obviously mental, but just like Verdelet she at least wasn't the one cutting down ten or twenty thousand people while wearing leather crocs.
Arioch and post-pact Inuart were batshit insane, though. They probably wouldn't be able to exist if their circumstances didn't perfectly accommodate their respective brands of crazy.
Too much haphazard dealing into high magics. Along with the over confident attitudes they show just cause they are inclined to magecraft. These underling narcissistic attitudes may lay dormant while things are going comfy between the elf and other mortal but when things get into crunch time or elf gets too comfy/peer pressure from like minded elves their behavior could cause things to go wrong
I ask for a setting, not for your headcanon.
>1. All images and resulting discussion should pertain to anime or manga.
I mean you have the occasional Aura, Marcille and Deedlit. But so far this thread was pretty good at avoiding this rule.
I want to have an Eldar waifu who'll call me a filthy Mon'Keigh while she rides me and forces me to suck on her fingers.
isekai no seikishi monogatari
They are usually not depicted with body hair says an article but they probably do, i cant find a definite Tolkien answer.
Something i did find out is apparently they cant tan, so elves with tan lines are impossible, very sad.
Reminder that Eldar are way bigger than humans and have dark eyes. Art depicts them wrong most of the time.
Also your Eldar waifu would actually kill your Mon'keighs ass because you are vermin in their eyes.
I like tall girls.
>kill my Mon'Keigh ass
You cannot stop me from dreaming.
Love can bloom.
Would gladly betray the Imperium for an Eldar waifu.
Fight me, Commissar.
Do you think this proves anything? It's canon that Eldar are taller than humans, have different eyes and their way of motion looks completely different from humans.
>Love can bloom.
This started as some funny fanfiction, but you smutposters take this too far. Love can't bloom between Eldar and humans. Humans are vermins in the eyes of the superior race. You don't like Eldar, you degrade them to something you can fap to. You are the worst.
>You don't like Eldar
Maybe you don't. I do.
I would FIGHT for one.
>>Fight me, Commissar.
You don't fight Commissars, they just execute you for heresy and throw you in the ditch where they throw all the guys the Commissar executed for whatever reason.
No anon, I like the Eldar like they are shown in their fluff. You just like a poor copy of them, which makes them bland and boring waifus.
What if I shoot them first?
But I like those too.
>But I like those too.
Than you have poor taste when it comes to Eldar.
What if I shoot him AGAIN?
I like both kinds m8.
Murderous space elves and murderous/tsundere space elven waifus.