Who has the best verbal tick?
Arashi's "-ze" is mine.
Hard mode: No Poi
Pyon, of course.
-de gozaru desuka nyan nyaa.
[spoiler ] kill yourself [/spoiler]
>>144412448
>cant even spoiler right
Kingasa's
Huge
Rack
It is advised that all admiralty remove any Kashima that have become too attached to them for the sake of their own livelihood and the propriety of their office.
I'll take twenty!
>>144412719
I never wanted one in the first place
>>144412719
Speaking of propriety, when will the morals officers show up to stop all those girls from running around like they own the place?
Poi
>>144412917
Poi?
>>144413055
Poi!
>>144412917
I would poi those thighs.
>>144412719
Why would you take a man's Kashima? They're so cute.
>>144411522
What is Houshou doing here?
>>144414313
Looking for a coin she dropped? I don't know, ship girls are weird.
Yo.
Have you remembered to guard yourself from Kamikaze's wiles? Don't be fooled by her looks, she's almost as old as Kongou and is trying to fool unsuspecting admirals into getting hitched before they notice.
>>144413633
Angry poi?
>>144415015
Sometimes I do wonder if Kamikaze and Harukaze are the embodiment of the joke that they're really older than they look but try to hide it by acting like they're destroyers.
>>144411522
>Kancolle
>small c
>>144415199
Who's that extremely cute destroyer?
>>144415015
Kamikaze is a sweet girl
>>144415426
Don't be fooled by her hag lies.
Maya-sama
>>144415015
I'd take her over any of the Kongous any day.
>>144415533
Maya a cute
>>144415660
Hey, she just looks like she's eternally 17.
>>144415945
But she's just a conniving old hag. You wouldn't an old hag.
>>144416279
You wouldn't bully her by constantly asking how old she is in an indirect way right?
what is my lady doing?
I love this cute tomboy
>>144416350
Of course I would. She deserves it for pretending to be a cute young girl.
Hey, bullying the kind, beautiful, and YOUNG Kamikaze is not allowed!
>>144416279
Then by that token you wouldn't any of the other girls either since they're all old hags.
>>144416377
Looks like training for her first yasen.
>>144416545
Finally someone gets it.
>>144416467
kuma?
>>144416377
Isn't that how a lady shows her affection for a man?
Asashios
>>144416632
is this how i return the favor?
Hi
>>144416538
She's not fooling everyone just because she's classified as a destroyer.
Which ships own a yes/no pillow?
>>144416691
Hi.
>>144416691
whats good hippo?
>>144416728
My bet is on Bongou, though hers probably has 'yes' on both sides.
>>144416654
Why did they steal Aoba's camera?
>>144416691
Sup fluffy cutie.
>>144416728
Graf.
>>144416728
Which ones own a yes/yes pillow?
>>144417118
Asashio
>>144417118
Akebono.
>>144417118
All of them, they can't say no the dick.
>>144416728
>>144416545
I don't count those dead years after war included in their lives. Iowa is legit hag though.
>>144416882
Becuase they were ordered by their TTK in order to get rid of the evidence.
>>144417686
Well I do, and for some of them it shows.
Boat with character development.
>>144417875
Sure, like how people respect Titanic survivors today.
>>144416728
>>144417966
Now no one will rape her.
>>144417966
what kind of monstrosity is that?
I want to make love to Kashima on the beach under the pale blue moonlight.
>>144418238
Bad haircut, but that booty is still perfect. Would still rape.
>>144417966
This trend is shit. Nothing bothers me more than long haired girls going short.
>>144418274
too bad she gets jack hammered by faceless fat men in hotels
>>144418414
That's a turn off for me so those doujinshi aren't true.
>>144418467
Nuinui's ass was a mistake.
>>144418467
That's not the correct way to wear those. Silly Shiranui.
>>144417966
didnt know i needed a short haired yuu until now, thanks anon
>>144418458
ah, i see you also live in denial. i also ignore all of fujiwara no mokous shitty doujins
>>144417966
>>144418516
>that chub
Looks like Yamashiro's been hitting the ice cream as hard as it's been hitting her.
>>144418587
>short haired yuu
maybe Z1 is trying yuu's uniform, looks exactly like Z1
>>144418657
Ugly.
>>144418691
>already short haired
No matter, character development finds a way.
>>144419412
You mean like this?
>>144419452
Delete this.
>>144419452
someone shaved their beaver?
When is Arashi turning into a Kamen Rider?
>>144419586
After her cyborg reconstruction surgery.
>>144419586
Already happened.
>>144419655
You got the Mutsuki and Kisaragi ones?
Inebriated ships!
>>144419921
I want to invite Nachi to my place after a night out drinking.
>>144419921
This artist does some fantastic Murakumo.
>>144419982
I want to have my way with a drunk Chitose
>>144420048
Drunk Bismarck is fun.
>>144419921
>>144419921
>>144419982
I want to grope a drunk Nachi and pretend nothing happened the next day hoping she doesn't remember.
>>144420148
>>144420179
I want drunk Pola to rape me.
>>144420217
I want to wake up in bed next to a naked Nachi who doesn't remember the night before.
>>144420228
>>144419921
The ultimate in Kai Ni.
>>144419921
I want to be taken advantage of by my ships in my drunken state.
>>144420419
Why is Prinz inside the barrel?
>>144420424
Pola wants to be hardcore but her sister won't let her.
>>144420521
Because Prinz is silly.
>>144420795
There is a way to fix that.
>>144420805
SILLY GIRL
Why can't any of these qts be real?
>>144420956Because you touch yourself at night.
>>144420861
Silly but adorable none the less.
>>144420956
Because they'd most likely be impure and ugly in our world.
>>144420410
>sleeping in the nude in the same bed as one of your ship girls
Scandalous!
>>144418010
The Titanic is over a hundred years old!
What is it?
>>144421245
Scrap some equipment. 5 pieces I think.
>>144420861
>>144421116
I usually sleep naked anyway, so it's the fault of the ship girl right?
Hnnng.
Michishio is sinking!
>>144421308
Thanks.
Tell me how to make the movie good or the Haguro gets it, again.
>>144421486
impossible, i already scrapped her
>>144421596
Go on, I'll watch.
>>144421353
How could you lay the blame on a ship girl that just got a little buzzed and ended up crawling into her commander's bed?
>>144421486
see ya bitch
>>144421486
Oh no, perfectly made rape bait is being wasted!
>>144421651
I was just innocently getting into bed as usual. I can't help that my dear ship girl who was also drunk happened to also be naked and get into my bed.
>>144421651
>those thighs
I want her to crush me with them.
Say what you will about the super m TTK, but this one was really sweet.
Please do some of your work Admiral.
Your secretary won't be able to keep this up.
>>144421978
I will if Ooyodo will reward me afterwards.
>>144421978
>Female admiral
That's explain this pic, I feel bad for this ship.
>>144421966
do you have a translation?
>>144422079
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/9630
Why is Prinz so adorable so matter what she's doing?
I am going to marry this bote
>>144422358
>>144422358
Dumb girls are cute.
>>144422410
You can only ring her while your quest log is clear.
>>144422628
>implying
>>144421596
>Haguro
Who cares?
>>144422410
>bote
>>144411522
Moe sugoi Kaga-san
>>144422913
For Yuu.
>>144423060
Why is she so sad?
>>144423600
I tease her a lot
I love Inazuma so fucking much.
So fucking much.And all of the Akatsuki class as well!
>>144423777
I want to nap with them.
>>144423777
>>144423948
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29213050
>>144411522
my vote is for wagahai!
>>144423592
this picture is adorable
>>144423777
good job on the trips
>>144423592
I want to snuggle with Jintsuu.
>>144422358
Why are these Germans evil?
>>144424683
what is Ikazuchi's gimmick?
>>144424820
>>144421641
That silly Haguro, too clumsy.
>>144424992
Nice.
>>144424768
Because Hitler.
>>144425038
I want adult only happy time with Kirishima.
>>144425095
super fun
>>144424992
Bullying cute shipgirls is fun.
>>144425291
No bully Bismarck.
>>144425291
I wanna bully Eugen's butt.
>>144425410
I want to bully her womb with my semen.
why is kashima so cute?
>>144425439
A shit.
>>144425551
a cute turd
>>144425539
This is acceptable.
>>144425701
I hate that this doujin isn't translated.
Why do all the best ships start with K?
Kashima, Kongo, Kaga, Kagero, etc.
>>144425875
But Zuihou doesn't start with a K.
>>144425291
Indeed.
>>144425291
indeed, lets kill kongou.
>>144425875
>those girls
>best anything
Thanks for the laugh.
>>144426027
Rip Bongo.
>>144425875
>Kongo
>>144425875
Kongou
Kagerou
>>144425837
While i like the fact the second one of these was translated, i don't get translating #2 before #1
>>144425875
He's not wrong
Kiso, Kirishima.
Laga starts with L, though
This is your new battleship.
>>144426470
She's gross now.
>>144426440
>Kiso
No.
>>144426470
She looks like shit.
>>144426440
>Kisoshitter is one of the fags who shitpost about Kagafag
What a surprise.
This is yourcloudtonight.
>>144426470
Ruined.
>>144426528
It makes sense, one shitter attacking another shitter.
>>144426528
>>144426625
Poetry.
>>144426027
>>144426714
Don't worry Kongou, I forgive you for being a bit loud and obnoxious. Those thighs are too good to hate.
>>144426714
[x] Bully the bongo.
>english
>>144426801
The Bongo is for headpat, not for bully.
>>144426801
>>144427022
She is for ringingalong with many other kanmasu.
Why does Ushio keep spilling her spaghetti?
Very unwarship like.
>>144427101
She is just pretending.
>>144427101
Don't fall for her tricks.
>>144427049
>>144427121
Tell me more, you useless shit.
>>144427121
Who was this meant for?
Shhh, freedom is sleeping
>>144427101
Because she's the most dank.
WHEN I SAY KONGOU YOU SAY DESU
KONGOU...
>>144427022
No Bismarck is for head pats.
>>144427279
BONGO
>>144427101
She got molested too many times.
>>144427279
a shit!
出世の石段
Steps of Success
こちらが有名な出世の石段で~す
And these are the famous steps of success~
将軍の命でこの石段を馬で往復し 一躍有名になったことが始まりと言われ
It's said a shogun traversed these steps by horse and brought it to instant fame.
段数86段・傾斜40度で男坂とも呼ばれていま~す
The steeper version has 86 steps going over an incline of 40 degrees~
よし あたしはここで待ってるとしよう…!
Alright, I'll just wait here, then!
向こうに多少緩やかな女坂もあるから…
Over there is a slightly easier version, too...
それなら…(よっこいしょ)
Well then... (Hup)
でも 傾斜が緩やかになると段数が…
But since the inclination is milder, the step count is...
駆逐艦 文月
Destroyer Fumizuki
たしか106段だったかしら
I believe it's 106 steps.
男坂
Steeper Version
それじゃあ 気合入れて登るぞー!
Alright, let's get fired up and do it!
駆逐艦 菊月、三日月、長月
Destroyers Kikuzuki, Mikazuki, Nagatsuki
登り切ったら出世するかなー
Wonder if we'd get ahead in life after reaching the top.
改二が出世扱いになればいいが…
If that translates to being a second revision...
ほら 望月登るぞ
Come on, Mochizuki, let's go.
うーん…
Eh...
登らなくてもみんな改二になってるんだから無理して登らなくても… (ねぇ…)
Everyone's getting one eventually, so we don't really have to... (Yeah...)
いいから登るぞ
Just do it.
>>144427427
Wouldn't let me post the first page translations because of the spam filter.
出世の石段
Steps of Success
こちらが有名な出世の石段で~す
And these are the famous steps of success~
将軍の命でこの石段を馬で往復し 一躍有名になったことが始まりと言われ
It's said a shogun traversed these steps by horse and brought it to instant fame.
段数86段・傾斜40度で男坂とも呼ばれていま~す
The steeper version has 86 steps going over an incline of 40 degrees~
よし あたしはここで待ってるとしよう…!
Alright, I'll just wait here, then!
向こうに多少緩やかな女坂もあるから…
Over there is a slightly easier version, too...
それなら…(よっこいしょ)
Well then... (Hup)
でも 傾斜が緩やかになると段数が…
But since the inclination is milder, the step count is...
駆逐艦 文月
Destroyer Fumizuki
たしか106段だったかしら
I believe it's 106 steps.
男坂
Steeper Version
それじゃあ 気合入れて登るぞー!
Alright, let's get fired up and do it!
駆逐艦 菊月、三日月、長月
Destroyers Kikuzuki, Mikazuki, Nagatsuki
登り切ったら出世するかなー
Wonder if we'd get ahead in life after reaching the top.
改二が出世扱いになればいいが…
If that translates to being a second revision...
ほら 望月登るぞ
Come on, Mochizuki, let's go.
うーん…
Eh...
登らなくてもみんな改二になってるんだから無理して登らなくても… (ねぇ…)
Everyone's getting one eventually, so we don't really have to... (Yeah...)
いいから登るぞ
Just do it.
ご利益
Blessing
愛宕神社の主祭神は火の神様で 火に関するもの・防火・防災にご利益がありま~す
The main deity of the Atago Shrine is a god of fire that grants blessings related to fire, such as fire and disaster prevention~
おお…!艦娘としてはぜひお参りしておかないとな…!
Woah...! Sounds like something we should have as shipgirls!
防火も防災も大切だもんね
Those are pretty important.
ほかにも女性にうれしい恋愛…結婚…縁結びのご利益も…
Other blessings that appeal to women include love and marriage, too...
か…艦娘とは関係ないが一応女性としてお参りしておかないとな…(一応!)
T-...that has nothing to do with being shipgirls...but as females, we might as well pay a visit... (Just in case!)
山頂
Summit
愛宕神社は標高26mの愛宕山の山頂にありま~す
The Atago Shrine is at the summit of Atago Mountain, which is 26 meters above sea level~
(がけだな…)
(Quite the drop...)
(高い…)
(So high...)
かつては山頂から海を見渡すことができたそうです~
We might be able to look over the sea from here~
愛宕山は自然の山としてこのあたりでは一番高い山なのよ~
As a natural mountain, it's the highest in this area~
三角点だって
Says it's a triangulation point.
最高峰の三角点…つまり…
The highest peak's triangulation point...meaning...
登頂成功!
We've ascended to the summit!
26mだけどね
Granted it's only 26 meters up.
お祭り
Festival
千日詣りの日に この茅の輪をくぐりお参りすると千日分の御利益があるといわれていま~す
On the day of the thousand day visit, you pass through this grass ring to receive a thousand days' worth of blessings~
たしか去年のほおずき市は…
Come to think of it, the last year's Lantern Festival had...
四万六千日?
Forty-six thousand days?
それと比べるとずいぶん少ないような…
This is pretty small compared to that...
そうなの~!
I know~
ほおずき市はこっちが先なのに~!
Even thought it was here first~!
いっそのこと こちらは毎日を千日詣りに…
Therefore, one should come every day for a thousand...
それだとお参りじゃなくなっちゃいますから
That wouldn't be called a shrine visit anymore.
Spam filter, please
招き石
Beckoning Rock
この石をなでで福を身につけてくださいだって
This says to rub this rock for good luck
(招き石 この石をなでで福を身につけてください)
(Beckoning ROck - Please rub this rock to acquire luck)
招き…猫…?
A beckoning...cat...?
カエル?
Frog?
扶桑型のお腹の艤装…
The Fusou-class's stomach rigging...
そういわれると 急にご利益に不安が…
Now that you've mentioned that, the blessings seems to be wearing off...
ちゃんと身につくから!
It's being added alright!
営業
Marketing
ほおずきを買わないとな
We should buy some lantern plants.
向こうに屋台が…
There's a cart over...
はいは~い!
Never fear~!
売り切れても大丈夫なように予約しておきました~!
I reserved some, just in case they would sell out~!
(ぱんぱかぱーん!)
(Panpakapa-n!)
至れり尽くせりですねっ
That's very thorough of you.
(ありがとうございます!)
(Thank you!)
でしょ!?
Right!?
なので 来年も愛宕神社に…!ね!
So next, please come to the Atago Shrine...! 'Kay?
(ほおずきは愛宕神社で 出世の石段もあるよ!)
(Come to the Atago Shrine, there's steps of success, too!)
Spam filter
招き猫
Beckoning Cat
あっ!ねこ!
Oh, a cat!
わ~可愛い!
Wow~ So cute!
逃げないな
It's not running away.
人懐っこいね~
How friendly~
来年のほおずき市といわず定期的に来るのもいいかもしれないな…
It might be good to come from time to time next year outside of the Lantern Festival...
出世の階段を何度も登って悪いことはないしな…
Wouldn't hurt to climb those stairs more than once...
http://pastebin.com/MyveYSec
Needless to say, the missing parts are here.
>>144427761
Slutkaze.
>>144427797
My Slutkaze
Akebono wearing the Admiral's coat when he's not around!
>>144427932
I would rather Kasumi.
Stupid sexy whale.
>>144428051
This thread has some weird fascination for Kasumi.
Not that I'm complaining.
>>144424166
Damn cute
>>144426528
Poor Kagafan
>>144428113
>Ad-mi-ra-l! Eh, what is it? A swimsuit, is it? I did have one prepared, just in case, but... Eh? Right now? Please patiently wait until summer, alright?
I hope she gets summer CG next update.
>>144428141
The new uniform is justice.
>>144428298
Gross perverted TTK.
>>144428330
There's nothing wrong with sexually harassing Taigei.
>>144428482
>>144428494
Such a wonderful outfit choice. Too bad she can't wear it as well as some others.
>>144428657
>>144428675
Those are either long arms or a short torso
>>144421063
Well they're already impure in their world so not like it makes that much of a difference, does it.
Exploiting sisterly love for sexual purposes.
Best TTK practices.
>>144428997
I'd rather grope Tone rather than Chikuma anyway.
>>144428997
Hyper lewd.
>>144412917
Green poi is for sex.
>>144429113
Then what's red poi for?
>>144429113
In the butt.
>>144429156
For converting back to green poi.
>>144429156
Marriage.
>>144429156
Brutal anal rape
>>144429156
The super kinky shit.
Where da kaga at?
>>144429156
Prostitution.
>>144429156
Statfagging
>>144429156
Marrying.
>>144429239
Rotting at the bottom of the Pacific like most of the IJN fleet.
>>144429490
Kaga appears!
>>144429244
Did someone say prostitution?
>>144429192
>>144429200
>>144429244
Could you really do such unspeakable things to a DD so cute?
>>144429669
Of course.
>>144429669
I would defile that butt
>>144429239
>>144429490
>>144429580
This is pure fucking autism
Is kaga the Nico of Kantai Collection?
>>144429239
She's busy being sugoi somewhere else
>>144429669
Cute DDs can be cute and perverted whores.
Pic related.
>>144429490
Cute
>>144429869
She has a good mentor.
>>144429821
No, Nico is cute.
>>144429855
Thanks for reminding everyone that Yamato is the strongest as they refer to her there, retard!
>>144429855
So she's having sex with Akagi again.
>>144429855
>retard kagafaggot still thinks she was talking about herself when she actually was referring to Yamato, a vastly superior girl than that piece of shit he adores
>>144429922
You are correct yurifag.
>>144414313
>there are people that wouldn't want to marry Houshou
>>144429821
Kaga actually has a good song.
>>144420956
They're real. Just....at the bottom of the ocean.
>>144429921
>>144429937
Yamato banzai
>>144429821
Not at all, Nico is actually cute.
Sugoi? More like so gay.
>>144419921
Hungry cake
>>144429869
Why isn't she with her sister ships?
Reminder that you should buy a new swim suit for your best and cutest waifu.
>>144430088
>>144429986
RUDE
>>144430112
Already did.
>>144430113
Ashigara looks cuter than Amatsukaze.
>>144429821
No, Nico is actually cute and Kaga's song is actually good.
You will never drink with Nagamon.
;_;
>>144430028
>Sugoi? More like so gay.
That's such a nice gimmick.
>>144430208
>drunk Mutsu and Musashi will never fondle you while Yamato looks on with an intense interest
>>144430208
Good.
>>144430208
You will never swim with Nagamonster.
>>144430208
Good I wouldn't want to drink with a rapist.
THIS FUCKING GUY. LAY YOUR HANDS OFF MY NAGANAMI!
>>144429821
Kaga is super Nico
>>144430208
Good I wouldn't want to drink with a transexual.
>>144430208
You will never scrap Nagamon.
;_;
>>144430095
Because Shigu and Poi are pure unlike Hai Hai.
Sendai is for _____
>>144430147
Mou sugoi
>>144430389
Yasen.
>>144430345
Nope, Kaga is super gay.
>>144430389
farming then scrapping
>>144430410
Super cute*
Sorry Kagafans, my mistake
>>144423777
The cutest destroyer, just the angel of kindness. And her voice makes me cry from the tenderness.
>>144430357
None of them are pure.
>>144430445
>just the angel of kindness
That'd be Ikazuchi.
>>144430445
>>144423777
Akatsuki is better. Sorry Mionfag.
>>144430438
Super shit*
Sorry Kagafaggots, my bad
>>144430342
Naganami clearly wants that TTK's torpedo.
>>144430467
Lies, lies and slander.
>>144430490
We're gonna fuck on the roof? All right!
>>144430467
All of them love the dick.
>>144430522
They've each been used hundreds and hundreds of times.
>>144430467
This.
>>144430342
That admiral knows what's up.
What's going on here?
>>144430730
Calling in for duty and then gets raped for her daily check up.
>>144430730
Me going on a date with my daughter Asashio. Bottom left is just me measuring her hip size.
Refrain, mango
This is my fetish.
>>144431036
Girls who splash lemonade on their pantsu and walk around outside?
What about Asashio makes her so sexual?
>>144431098
No, silly.
>>144431224
Girls who turn their knees inward and do silly dances?
>>144431194
Everything, she was made for rape.
>>144431194
Beinh cute and having honest dog personality
>>144431194
Because she's a whore.
>>144431194
She isn't sexual.
>>144431194
Her class was made to be raped as that's all they're good for.
>>144431251
Totally off.
>>144431493
I guess I just wasn't meant to understand your fetish.
>>144431407
Don't talk to me or my two sons ever again.
>>144431665
>Short haired Prinz
Sickening.
>>144411522
>Who has the best verbal tick?
~Hawawa...
Request for translation.
>>144431744
Prinz is just going under character development.
What are they doing?
>>144431909
>futa on futa action
>>144431809
>Hey, something's been smelling kind of weird
>You're right...
>>144431809
>>144432084
What's the smell? Is there a fire?
>>144432084
Thanks anon.
>>144432387
Piss.
>>144415041
This guy's only scanned doujin was a crossdressing harusame one..
>>144432438
I don't get it.
>>144432539
A shit fetish.
>>144432577
That's scat.
>>144432577
Piss and shit are completely different things, anon. They even come from different holes. Are you okay?
>>144432577
That's scat.
>>144432577
Well its a terrible fetish along with scat and guro, that's for sure.
>>144420053
>all those pictures but none h
Way to blueball. A lot of them are cute though
>>144427761
Thanks, Anon.
S-She was looking at m-meeee
>>144426549
But that's only a mirage.
>>144433970
Poor Iowa, she can't help that she's a big, scary American!
>>144430112
I already did.
>>144426549
>>144433984
why is she so perfect?
>>144416654
Ooshio is my favourite Asashimo. Its a damn shame I am alone in thinking this.
>>144434759
>Asashimo
You're definitely the only one.
>>144430112
There is something strange about this Kongou. I cant quite put my finger on it.
>>144435081
>filename
You're not fooling anyone, faggot.
>>144434889
Fat.
>>144435135
Healthy.
>>144435081
Just a cute battleship, nothing to be concerned about.
>>144435171
What an ugly battleship.
>>144435209
Rude.
Cheer up, Yuugumo.
>>144435290
Looks like Kiyo's going to get some disciplining for her big sister.
>>144435388
*from
>>144435388
Not if the TTK has something to say about it.
>>144435157
Full of fuel.
>>144435430
TTK looks like he's about ready to kneel over from overwork.
>>144434554
She won't be for long.
Why does this woman spill the spaghetti at her age? She's a heavy cruiser too.
>>144435585
Because it's cute. That's how she lures in her unsuspecting admiral.
>>144435585
She's pretty bullyable.
>>144435290
There are so many girls that I want to do that to.
>>144434152
She will never be the most volleyball museum.
>>144428298
>over a year and a half since I started playing
>did 2-5 every month
>still no Taigei
Ok what the fuck
>>144434512
Good Kagafan
>>144435817
I wish I could give one of my Taigeis to you. I don't even know what to do with them
>>144434889
Spot the difference
>>144436048
pls gib
>>144436048
Scrap or farm ASW planes.
>all these new lines about swimsuits
>only a few of the shipsluts will actually get one
It hurts man
>>144436420
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/2/23/Yura_Mid-Summer_2015_Secretary_1.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20150717084038
>Admiral, it's summer right, right? Ah... Yuudachi-chan, your swimsuit is cute. Yura too, next year for sure...
>for sure
>>144436420
No one cares about the seasonal CG
>>144436553
It's still not mid summer, there's still a chance.
>>144436555
I do.
;_;
>>144436555
Everyone except you cares.
>>144436553
I wanna fuck that fairy.
>>144436555
I'm sure your favorite ship will get one someday, no need to be upset.:^)
>>144436420
I'm just waiting for Teruzuki man
That poor girl needs some seasonal CGs to make her even greater
Is there anyway to unlock the third and fourth docking yards in game?
>>144436474
I like this shitty girl.
>>144436704
1000 tanaka points
>>144436704
Money.
>>144411522
>Hard mode: No Poi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNwiKigQXow
>>144436679
Sorry but Yoshinori is drawing the Hotel already and I doubt we're seeing more than 1 CG by him.
>>144436713
I like this kuso ship, but a Kuzumi is fine too.
Fusou needs more love, she needs the ring.
>>144436704
The anime was so fucking shit.
>>144436715
>>144436720
Damn shame.
>>144436818
I want them to abuse me and call me names.
>>144437184
I want Akebono to sit on my face while calling me a shitty perverted admiral.
>best verbal tick
how the fuck didn't anyone say this yet?
KUMA!
>>144437280
How amazing would that feel?
I want to get smashed with Junyou.
Kasumi deserves _______.
>>144437489
A kissu.
>>144437489
Grapes.
>>144437489
Anal.
>>144437323
Even better if she balances herself on my face and starts pressing her feet into my body. Doesn't matter where.
>>144437423
I want to smash Junyou
>>144438051
But bears are dangerous animals.
>>144438051
abubear the cutest.
>>144438148
Bears are fucking crazy. We should put computer chips in their brains and give them gas masks, plate carriers and steel claws.
Weaponized bears when?
>>144438051
I want to cuddle with my bears.
I got the Akagi, the memes are real.
>>144438565
THE Akagi?
what do you think of this dragon?
>>144438689
Disgusting anatomy.
>>144438689
>master1200
Stretchy stretchy
>>144438732
>>144438793
Thanks for the (yuu)'s guys, have a yuu
>>144438606
The one and only Akagi.
Man does she wreck abyssals.
>>144438957
>master1200
>>144439010
Just wait until you get her Kai Ni!
>>144439010
A shit, Kaga is better in every way.
>>144439080
Not firepower.
>>144439010
Akagi isn't that cute compared to the other CVs.
>>144439126
Akagi's yuribait garbage.
>>144439010
Like in >>144424166 ?
What are AVs good for?
>>144439370
Mostly nothing.
>>144439370
Making adult videos with.
How do I get my own Yasen?
I'm struggling to build her or find her drops.
>>144439863
Keep trying.
>>144439723
You are right anon, but those are light carriers.
>>144439863
patience
>>144439871
>>144439938
Figures.
Time for perseverance.
>>144439394
How horrifying, good thing I recently also got Junyou.
>>144439723
Those Chitoses.
Sluts! Sluts! Sluts!
>>144441346
Why is haihai depicted as a slut every single time? Shit, why are any of the boats depicted as sluts?
>>144411522
What is Kantai Collection?
>>144439218
Kaga is the yuribait character
>>144441570
Cause the ones that do that are frustrated beta men who are too intimidated by a woman with her own sexual desires, and too afraid of their own boners to show her any decency.
>>144441570
Because attractive characters, especially with a bit of sex appeal attract such art?
Kaga is lesbian the best!
>>144411522
does anybody have full-body images of Kongou, Nagato, Yamato, Musashi, Mutsu, any of the large carriers ext?
They need to be full-body (obviously) with the girl standing, and be at least 1900 pixels tall.
>>144443377
Have you tried danbooru or pixiv?
>>144428242
>>144430438
>>144436030
>>144443503
lol
>>144443503
That's pretty funny actually.
>>144443419
danbooru, but danbooru's tags are a bit shoddy. Working on pixiv now but their search is even worse.
the fanart:doujin ratio of Kasumi is disappointing
>>144443503Kafan is some thing the bury dead muslims with, kinda like a loincloth bodybag
>>144443712
I want to eat isuzus icecream
I love the squid-de-geso
>>144443852
am i going crazy or am i seeing a squid in a cheerleader outfit?
>>144443725
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=absurdres++kantai_collection+&ms=1&limit=200
Good luck!
I want to share a cold foot bath with Houshou on a hot day.
>>144443901
Mimicry is a common thing in nature.
The movie and S2 will be given a complete reboot, if not outright cancelled.
The abomination that was the S1 anime, will officially be acknowledged to be non-canon.
The kanmusu will all love the teitoku (who is male, as Murakumo's lines say). No exceptions.
The ensuing adaptations will not make the same mistake.
The KanColle browser game will be the only confirmed canon. It will gauge the canonicity of all other works, be they official or not.
The anime-inspired lines and tones will be removed and replaced.
The navies of all nations will have all their ships and equipment added.
The Comiket doujinshi, especially the hard to find ones, will all become available for all to enjoy.
The opinions of "fans" (and "people" in general) who do not play the browser game are a blight on the franchise. Filthy secondaries MUST be purged.
The long standing feud with Touhou will finally end in peace, and they will coexist peacefully thereafter.
The large aircraft carrier Shinano will finally be released.
The events will be fun and challenging again, and they will be bug-free.
The game will be solved mathematically, giving people even less excuse to not play it.
The restricton on fangames will officially be lifted.
The event rewards, both ships and equipment, will be made more accessible to the general playerbase.
The already existing old equipment will also be made more accessible.
The teitoku will finally be able to interact with the kanmusu through minigames.
The all-powerful, all-knowing and all-present Tanaka will do all that will benefit the game the most.
The game will revisit its free to win roots. Being free to win is an essential part of it.
The anticipated Phase 2 will finally begin, and it will bring the game to new heights.
The improvement material cost is getting out of hand. They will be made easier to get.
The number of active players will keep increasing as a result of these changes, ensuring that the game will last.
We will make KanColle great again.
>>144444374
Why?
Time to go to Ostsee with Bismarck.
>>144444472
It'd be nice to cool down with her on a hot day while we rub our bare feet together.
>>144444635
>>144444527
Two girls from my hometown.
>>144444649
How can you live with yourself, wanting to do something so lewd with Houshou?
>>144443765
I agree. It's the same with Asashio too.
>>144444705
There is a lack of shota doujinshi with Houshou.
>>144444448
too much effort, none of that will happen
>>144443765
>>144444721
Doujin artist don't care about the Asashio class.
>>144444705
I can't help it. I was also thinking it would be nice to hold her hand or kiss her cheek while we share the foot bath and relax together.
How much do Houshou's services cost?
What is Houshou's appeal?
She doesn't have big tits.
>>144445014
Neither does Kasumi and yet half of this thread wants to fuck her silly.
>>144443968
comrade I already did that.
alright, I'm making a picture that has the kancolle girls set to the proper ship scales. Who should I add next?
I want to put yamato in, but she's so monstrously large, I literally cannot find a picture of her that's high res enough; she's so fucking big that I can't put her in because the images that attempt to portray her aren't big enough.
She's a big girl.
What's even stupider is that A. Iowa is even taller, and B. If it were not for the washington naval treaty we'd have battleships twice as big.
>>144445014
She's cute and lovely.
>>144445362
>She's a big girl.
For (Yuu).
>>144445102
Kasuwho?
>>144444448
KAN-COLL-E! KAN-COLL-E! KAN-COLL-E!
>>144419982
Love live Nachi!
>>144446104
Nachi is cute. Cute!
Is the Mutsuki class the worst DD class?
>>144446988
I think I've jerked off to a DD from every class besides Mutsuki, so yes.
>>144446988
No.
>>144439871
>>144439938
I did it, I finally built the fucking Sendai.
Yasen and three fleets here I come.
>>144417966
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144446988
They have their uses, as for overall art, while Kuso Ichiso does same face up the wazoo, Yadokari draws up complete shit CG which embodies most of the Mutsukis.
ooyoodooo has too many o's in her name.
>>144447733
I want to give her my last name. She'll get an extra O in her name that way too.
>>144448071
O'maley pls go
>>144447733
She has repeating O's like how your post has repeating digits.
I don't like kai 2 asashio. She's suppose to be a little girl not a mid teenager. She's not cute and protectable anymore
>>144449099
That just means you can dick her without feeling bad now.
>>144416728
>Which ships own a yes/no pillow?
That's far to newfangled for Houshou, she just sits on the edge of the bed every night and looks at you with a soft smile, waiting to see what you're going to do.
>>144449237
I'd feel awkward and uncomfortable then quietly try to get into bed.
>>144449237
And calls you a hopeless boy if you move towards her?
>>144449194
I never raped her though
>>144449271
Maybe tell you how she's going to spoil you tonight.
>/a/ shits on loads of good ships
>constantly posts many boring destroyers instead
>>144449624
>good ships
such as?
>>144449099
I agree, though at least she's better rape bait in her D form.