Tell me of your selfish desires, /a/

>>144388800
I want you to eat this bowl of eggs

>>144388800
I want to be the god of the new world.

>>144388864
this

>>144388862
Do I have to eat all of them?

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>>144388864
Its a big responsibility.

>>144389551
4u

>>144389369
Yes.

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>>144388864

>>144388800

I want to cure you of your autism. The selfish part is that it must be achieved through forced impregnation.

>>144388800

MC to not be a literal faggot

I'll have to rewatch Toradora to get over this shit

>>144391704
>implying Toradora is any better

what a waste of dubs

>>144388800
Please, pat my head.

>>144391742
> MC got the girl in Toradora, didn't go out of his way to stop himself, not a faggot

> MC literally cannot control his own powerful faggotry in ReLIFE, so dense he can't figure out who the 1st subject is

>>144388800
Hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay

>>144388800
I just want a (You). The impossible dream.

@144392053
Not all dreams are a reality.

@144392053

You're going to have to work harder if you want a (You) :^)

I want to unite the german peoples under one flag

>>144388800
to find a simple home in a simple place and live out my life in peace and quite and then die

>>144388800
i want to fuck emotionless autistic girl so hard, they start screaming and develop emotion

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>>144391823

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>>144388800

I wish the Aryan Race would return its former glory by killing the trash.

>>144391704

We can only wish anon. Maybe one day...

test

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>>144392053
I just want someone to tell me my life made a difference

I want a female girlfriend, like, no dick.

>>144388800
I want to accomplish more than anybody else I know and I want some of my friends to fail miserably

>>144388800
I just want a qt dark/tan skinned tomboy gf but all I attract or ever seem to find are basic white women, indian nerds, and weird asians.

I want money

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>>144392350
A real Persian Empire again? Sign me up, Persians were pretty based.

I want every being in existence to suffer in infinite ways while me, possessing omniscience entertain myself watching their utter despair and futile attempts at escaping it and realizing it is beyond impossible, leading to more endless spiral of despair. Of course, everyone is immortal so they cannot die to escape it.

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>>144392350

>>144388800
I want to have fulfilling job that pays well.

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>>144388800
From what anime is this?

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>>144397948

ReLife

>>144388800
I want Onoya An to sit on my face.

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>>144388864

>>144397998
Lmao thanks

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>>144398102
>Lmao

>>144397948
>>144398102
Kill yourself.

I want >>144388800

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>>144400050

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>>144388864
dont fuck it up

>>144388800
I want to make a world without death and without suffering, except for this guy>>144397037

>>144400295
>>>/co/mblr

>>144388800
Nice anime discussion, cancer trying to fit in.

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>>144395328
Dreams come true.

日本語を出来るように

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>>144388800
A harem of waifus

Robotic waifus

That won't die tragically for a change.

>>144388800
I want to be satisfied with my life.

>>144388800
I want to be left alone by the world and allowed to consume media in peace.

>>144400295
Don't post this shit here, seeing this make me sad, pissed and disappointed.
Non ironically fuck Reddit they ruined everything

My wish can never be fulfilled.
It is receiving a (you) from moot
I should had striffed for it But now it's gone. All that's left is sadness and loneliness.

>>144404504
I know your moot is gone and you feel lonely. I know! Maybe I can be your moot tonight.

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>>144404610
No one can replace him.
And you surely aren't cute enough,just look at this

>>144388800
i want to be the key to save the humanity but in the end screw up and let the world die

>>144404504
>>144404610
>>144404787

Who the fuck is moot? A tripfag?

>>144405170
He was a prolific tripfag that had been here for 12 years. He would make a thread and thousands would respond to his posts. I'm not being hyperbolic. Just him posting in a thread was enough to derail it. Every single tripfag wishes they were as popular as moot.

>>144405244
No tripfag will be coll and popular as him. Not even hiro

>>144388800
World peace

>>144401069
You will die tragically if you're lucky though

>>144388800
I want the entire world's population to wear glasses.

>>144405607
Who will pilot planes?

>>144388800
Happiness

>>144388800
Death

>>144405686
People with glasses, I'd assume. As long as you have a spare pair nearby it should be fine 99% of the time.
Maybe we could give the pilots a HUD that's beamed directly onto the retina so that they can see it fine with or without glasses.

>>144388800
Everyone to do as bad as me in life

>>144405903
Ok so until the tech is is developed enough(cost ,accessibility) who will pilot planes? Can you image the chaos of everyone suddenly needing glasses? The huge demand and lack of stock would be terrible, not to mention the high price. You might as well wish for chaos

i want to be lelouch

>>144406140
I'm doing my part anon, hope it helps.

>>144406214
Anon, I never said I wished for the entirety of the human populace to have bad vision.
I simply wished for them all to wear glasses. I never said the lenses have to be prescription ones, they could be just pieces of plastic.
None of that lenseless trite though.

I want to be friends with a loli/shota

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>144406325
But, anon, people die if they are killed. I don't want you to die.

>>144388800
I want to beat the shit out of an alien and marry and reproduce with the woman whom I married

>>144388800
I want to get you pregnant and kicked off the RELife program

>>144388800
To never have heart burn, indigestion or diarrhea

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>>144406608

I want a gf

>>144388800
I want to die saving someone

>>144406325
>Wanting te be a tripfag
First step is have a terrible taste.
Then beings a good goy

>>144388800
I WANT TO RE DO MY LIFE

I want the Empuhrah to finally die.

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>>144406741

>>144388800
I just want a bunch of super tall, top-heavy, big-tiddie, boobie monster girls with different skin colors living with me in a big house where we can live our days in fun and happiness and have sex a lot of times.

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>>144388800
>selfish desire
I want an adventure! I want an arc and things to happen and excitement and strife!

>>144388800
I want to be the apprentice in a mentor-apprentice relationship like Sora & Layla from Kaleido Star, Akari & Alicia from Aria, or Yumi & Sachiko from Marimite.

>>144405470
fag

>>144406846
Only if they are futas

>>144388864
Zanza is that you?

>>144406775
Whenever I find out lelouch has the same taste as me in something I feel like killing myself

>>144406951
Indeed.
I fell ashamed to share his taste in utaha

>>144406861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGNa6g7mpNM

I want my selfish desires to become real

>>144388800
I want to marry a Hishiro

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>>144407494

>>144388800
Watch anime and browse the internet all day, contributing nothing to society.

>>144391819
He does not that a subject #1 exist.

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>>144388800
i want to be swallowed whole by my waifu

>>144392062
>>144392080
ebin

>>144407627
living the dream amirite