Dont let it die!!!! Girls und panzer thread
Reminder that Maho is an autistic, seductive and manipulative bitch.
You see Yukari presenting herself to you like this. Do you take the bait?
Please only post VERY CUTE images in this thread.
Ah, this explains a lot.
Reminder that the Nishizumi are Shimada toys
Since some anons were talking about, watts, my autism requires me to say this.
WATT (W) is an unit of POWER, homogenous to ENERGY PER SECOND (J*s^-1, J stands for Joules).
Power is NOT restricted to electrical context. 220W just corresponds, for exemple, to how much electrical energy your lamp consumes per second, but it'll be used just about everywhere energy is needed for something.
For the record, ENERGY is homogenous to FORCE TIME DISTANCE (N*m, N stands for Newton).
PRESSURE is FORCE PER SQUARE METER (N*m^-2), which is to say relates to the the force exerted over an unit of surface of the material: it is a local value (you need to integrate to make a bilan of its effect a solid).
Pressure is technically expressed in Pascal (Pa), but fuck using that unit outside of conversions. Yes there are multiple units for convenience for just about everything common enough.
You shouldn't use watt to talk about Nekonya's death grip even though it can still carry your meaning accross.
This was your daily dose of autism, given to you by La Romaine des eaux, aliments pour chien.
Do you have any questions?
Watt's the matter with you?
I'm shocked that someone would actually get this charged up about physics.
how much ENERGY would be needed to propel Rosehip's Crusader to light speed?
You won't get actual lightspeed.
If you only want like half lightspeed so we don't bother with relativity, and assume you can accelerate the tank without the need for tons of fuel and shit, and put the tank in a vaccum so it isn't slowed, then the answer is m*(c/2)^2/2. (kinetic energy from a stand still start).
Bit me ichiyon.
I didn't think about how upper case would come accross on a mongolian pictures board. Too much time in academia makes you unfit for polite company.
Has /gup/ learned the Ankou dance yet?
Better than the fights between the *boos
>and assume you can accelerate the tank without the need for tons of fuel
Why are we assuming that? My next question was how many cups of tea she would need to fuel such a jump.
>This is huge!
>This is really serious!
>DJ: What is it?
>Calm down Rosehip
>RH: A cat Darjeeling-sama!
>It's was a neko!
>In English you say 'a cat'!
>It was a cat!
>DJ: So it is, Rosehip
>It is a cat
>This cat is a boy cat
>It has testicles attached!
>Darjeeling-sama's cup is shaking...
>RH: THERE ARE TESTICLES DARJEELING-SAMA!!
>DJ: Rosehip? Can you please
be ladylike for a big longer
>Gloriana is an approrpiate, beautiful, elegant place of pretty manners of speech
>Darjeeling-sama's cup cracked!!
>RH: Ahhh so it is!
>Me of all people!
>Well in that case
>I'll change Darjeeling-sama!
>They're pretty testicles!
>Assam: Darjeeling, yesterday you didn't see Rosehip's apperance?
>DJ: Lovely Rosehip needs to become domesticated?
>Assam: Huh? So embroidery to get her onto the right path?
>DJ: Rosehip, lovely
I think the ending, Assam was asking about her physical appearance as part of student management, but Darjeeling being mindbroken assumed she meant behaviour and implied essentially taming.
Because the heavier something is, the more energy you need to get to move at a given speed.
And given how even achieving a tenth of lightspeed would require a metric fuck-ton of fuel even with modern day horsepower, at that point you're just moving a gas tank with a crusader on top of it.
Sounds to me that you'll have to account for the weight of the gas tank a lot more than the weight of the Crusader + Rosehip's bubble butt
Plus at some point the weight of the gas tank will just be too much to get it going in the first place so there's a limit on the size of the craft, not to mention the fact you said to use tea as the fuel you have no chance
However if you intend to power yourself through exploding nukes that's a different matter entirely
I bet that she sucked the whole town
>Hey little girl, wanna get kinky in Boko suit?
Oh this is what the back of Miho's head looks like.
Nothing wrong about two friends hanging out
Momo pleases old men for funds
But she's a cute goof.
And a cool beauty.
I agree, she has a perfect body.
But she's pure and innocent. She just wants to graduate!
The only thing I find shocking is your alleged shit taste.
I'm sorry you have to go through this, anon.
>cheap colombian brews
Hey fuck you
I want to be her little brother so I can tell her how cool she was on TV!
Still it was nice to see Maho actually caring for Erika.
Good old carbon coating, the reason we can safely assume THAT was just Sakis bad dream.
>tied to a tree
that said, and without any intention to bully the Momo, i can imagine that this happened to her regularly while playing cowboy and indian with Anzu and Yuzu in yonger years.
Nobody knew who she was until she put on the monocle.
Is her protective headgear the key to her not being completely baka like her fellow tank commanders?
But what if one already misses a combo/ hit?
Does it cancel out?
Do they get better?
I'm jealous. I wish I could rewatch from scratch.
Maybe you should write UTE on the buttons.
I wish I though of that! Damn shame.
She keeps getting cooler and cooler!
Saemonza isn't commited to the history chuuni lifestyle.
I need answers.
For... research purposes...
Yeah, that sounds good...
>Watch the movie for the first time
>The jap school's strategy is to suicide run their enemy in a horribly unstrategic way with really shitty tanks and do almost no damage while doing it
Really glad that they depicted the Jap WWII strategies accurately instead of throwing in shitty bias, that was 10/10
It's an introduction for Gloriana's Coffee platoon, which they are bringing back as part of their school tradition. It's a sole A43 Black Prince and they need it because of the firepower they've faced against with Saunders and the University selection team.
It came from this book from Bandai.
It was drawn by Humikane.
Absolutely no idea.
The filename is fairly recent, and based on the type of paper I assume it's from the second Achtung series guide, but I don't own it nor have looked at any scans (if they exist).
Silly stuff like that is what makes it all so enjoyable in its own way.
Whilst I wouldn't rate Cromwell particularly highly the 17 pounder version (the name alludes me ATM) would be worth having
But hey you never know they could have one of the AT tanks because the definitely existed right?
I don't think so. It's possibly some idea pitch for the future.
om nom nom
On holiday in Italy anon here.
I'm going to see pic related later today, so if you guys want photos of anything specific let me know
What was the difference between the comet and the challenger, didn't they have the same gun and were mounted on the same chassis?
If I was Darjeeling I'd replace some of the Matilda's with Valentine's, just for flexibility
I need your knowledge, tanks fairies: from what I understand, the StuG III (and later on, the StuG IV) kicked major ass considering its low cost therefore I want to know:
-Considering its all purpose role, what kind of threat was it most likely to encounter?
-What's the "strongest" AFV the StuG could reasonably engage?
-Its armament seems modest on paper: does lacking a turret somehow improve its performance?
Hippo team a best.
best coldwar tank was british desu
China too, they started to pick up their actual military development after the ass raping they faced in WWII.
Then you've also got other stuff like German tanks, Israel tanks etc.
Dunno, I grabbed it from a previous thread.
>implying that limp-dicked faggot of her ex-boyfriend that left her because she was into tanks had managed to get it up enough to do something
Not even a purityfag here. I'm more of the "doesn't fucking matter (pun intended) band. But the above is true regardless of your opinion about the latter.
It could destroy most tanks, at least from good angles.
For the first question, that depends if it was used in its initial role (support infantry) or as a tank hunter.
Lacking a turret is a disadvantage because of no turnable gun, but it makes up with a lower profile and cheaper manufacturing cost.
He seems to have a thing for Duck team and Sodoko.
Well since it was based on the panzer IV's chassis and the panzer IV was one of three tanks to be used all the way through the war I imagine it probably was expected to face everything, I mean it could pen the rear of a IS-2, although now that I say this I'm thinking that they could have been fazed out in favour of nashorns and such towards the end of the war
The StuGIII was one of the most effective and produced vehicles of the German army. The PaK40 could punch through the front of any allied medium tank (except Matilda) from a distance of around 1000m.
Using the platform of the outdated PanzerIII was a stroke of genius which helped with logistics and production cost.
The StuGIV was a mistake that wasted resources required for PanzerIV production for almost no benefit.
The Challenger was equipped with a 17-pdr when it turned out the turret as envisioned (i.e. same ring diameter) couldn't take the planned 77HV, so they felt back on the 17-pdr. (Which fit at the cost of a much higher turret.)
The Comet is what the Challenger should have been, with a reworked turret & ring housing the 77HV gun.
Most likely threat on the east front was getting its thin track stuck in the mud and being unable to point the gun at the enemy.
Most likely threat on the west front was running out of shells and fuel before the enemy ran out of tanks.
Can someone explain to me why the uni girls are depicted as sexual predators?
Basically, yes. The brits developed an AT gun, the 77HV (which had a calibre of 75 mm at first). They then tried to equip one of their workhorses with it (the Cromwell), but it turned out to be too much hassle.
Hence, they fell back on retrofitting Cromwells (and Shermans the Americans kindly flooded them with) with the early-war 17-pdrs while they refined both the 77HV and the way to equip their tanks with the new gun.
In its infantry support role, obvioulsy infantry (and AT guns), dealing with whom was the task of the infantry it was itself supporting, so no big deal (still, its MG armament and reasonably thick front armor enabled to defend itself in case of need)
As TD, obviously whatever tanks it was facing. In late war, 80mm of front armor was still respectable -it could defend it from 75mm guns of Sherman or Cromwell from distances at which its own gun could penetrate their front- but was not proof against better guns. That's where low profile enters play.
Honestly? All of them. Hitting from ambush (the role it exceled at) basically allows you to
choose range and facing. And if using a late-war APCR round, it could even penetrate the front of a IS2 or Pershing from short enough range (maximum penetration of 173mm)
Actually it HELPED its performance as a tank destroyer. It allowed i to be easily cammouflaged.
Of course, once shots were fired, it was time to get the fuck out of the area, because fighting at close range against turret-equoped enemies was quite risky.
>The StuGIV was a mistake that wasted resources required for PanzerIV production for almost no benefit.
The "77" (actually a 76, with the name changed to avoid confusion) was basically a slightly downgraded 17 pounder so it could be instaled in tanks with less hassle than the 17 poinder needed.
It was not quite sucessful, after all, but was not so bad an idea.
It was more a matter of less recoil allowing it to install it in tanks with smaller turrets. They thought the tradeoff was aceptable, since it still offered performance a hair above the US 76mm gun.
Sadly field testing proved otherwise and it wasn't quite a sucess. They moved to full-blown 17 pounders (and is sucessors) just like the US tanks (and TDs) started going for 90mm.
Serious question. If you got a chance to talk with Tsutomu Mizushima and influence what the next installment in the franchise would be what would you try to sell him on for a season 2/OVAs/second movie?
I would try to convince him to go for a S2 with a paradigma change - you ALREADY have something original, you don't need to "prove" it (what sems to bother him). Just go with whatever genre you want to go, and do it with tanks.
I mean, S1 was a sports anime, movie was a fucking Wuxia movie, OVAs were pure SOL well done.
Just pick whatever genre you like and do it with tanks. Heck, even advertise it as such. Turn it into a selling point. You HAVE proved you can do it.
Just hoping whoever is secretly monitoring our threads (WE KNOW it happens) lets him read this.
She is Caesar, and Caesar is incomplete without a Cleopatra to make love with.
I personally want a show tongue-in-cheek title Girls und Panzer: The Origin. It takes place 25 years ago in the early/mid 1990s and follows Shiho Nishizumi. She's as awkward as either of her daughters but begins developing her ice mask. She does find love (her future husband) but it would be a tragedy because it is already too late to save her public persona. Also, Chiyo Shimada would be in it too.
The other girls are making fun of them with kissy sounds.
>Ahh yeah, here is Taka-chan
You know how the other hippos say "Who's Taka-chan?" when Caeser and Hina/Capaccio are first saying hi.
Or it's Hina saying it to Pepperoni/Anchovy/other Pizzas
>Being a sore loser
You need to be at least 18 to post here, mate.
Stop now and post duce.
>Gloriana's Coffee platoon
Hope this isn't canon
This sexy Venetian can pounce my dick any time she wants
Shiho is of course working her way up to commander at Black Forest. I think Chiyo would be St. Gloriana. The Tournament that year could play on the feelings of World War II in that Shiho feels Chiyo should be her ally against the Russians but instead rebuffs her for Saunders.
Aftermath of their giant sex orgy.
Caesar is still alive. No need for a Mark Anthony.
But they're all fully clothed and there's no men in sight. Italy is 83.3% Christian, so If Anzio is anything similar they wouldn't be having /u/sex. Please don't place your heretical headcanon on Anzio. They are all good girls with big hearts and clean minds.
We already know Octavia. What are the other girls' names?
Obviously all they did was kiss.
"P-please be gentle with me"
Honestly if Saori just rolled over to let me feel her soft-underbelly I'd probably dip it in just quick just cheeky.
25% of the time, 100% of the time.
Split with another three.
"It's ease-of-use makes it popular with girls"
I wonder if there's a type of dildo in the GuP 'verse called the Panzerfaust?
I just want her to leg-lock me as I'm fucking her
Miho preparing Eria for the ceremony.
Soon she will be brought to the Nishizumi bedchamber.
No, that's what they think they are. In truth, they are crazed nutjobs whose level the average human being has no hope to ever approach.
They did manage to convert Fukuda, though.
"Sven! Help! The 20 pounder is too weak to fight tanks."
"Well, we do have some remote controlled rockets for coastal defense."
"Sven, you're a genius!"
They have only number.
The ninja team will get this beauty (with or without Turtle team's old 38(t) turret taped to the top)
If they ever get another tank, it'll be crewed by those four unnamed characters, that other anon a few threads ago caught "getting character development" in the background
>Gee, what do you think.
That someone made a mistake
wats up with mihos belly, she looks fat.
I'm about to get my first kit, maybe next week after I get paid.
Is there any tips on what to get like size and brand?
The only brands my hobby store sells are Tamiya, Italeri, Dragon, Trumpeter and a few other not so well known
I know I'm going to fuck up my first kit so should I get a cheap one I use to practice on or a semi-decent one that is somewhat displayable?
And then Erika wakes up crying and takes out her sexual frustrations on Yukari.
>Erika will never kick my door open while red in anger due to losing a match
>she'll never forcefully throw me on the bed, unbuckle my pants and ride my dick until her frustration and anger pass
I've recently watched an electrical wheelchair able to climb stairs by using a convertible wheel-cum-track system. I noticed that without the early 1920's proof-of-concept attempts to get tanks with such systems, even if they proved not to be a good idea for a combat vehicle (the weight of the system was better used for more armor), we wouldn't have today working WcT systems for vehicles for which it IS a good idea (since the weight is not so big a concern when there's no armor in the mix).
I suddendly realized that, unironically, IRL serious, YUKARI WAS FUCKING RIGHT.
Thank you, Tank Fairy.
>Darjeeling, have you seen Rosehip since yesterday?
>If you're looking for the pretty Rosehip, isn't she right there?
>Eh? That plush toy...
>That's Rosehip. She's so pretty.
いる - the existence of something that is alive. In this case, DJ is saying that Rosehip exists, right in that chair.
ぬいぐるみ - could you not tell from the boko bear that this was referring to a plush toy?
I'm not a terribly good translator either but I think you need to at least go back to the grammar guide for a refresher. Jeep doing your reps.
Also, ESL-kun, a male cat is called a tomcat.
I dunno man, she can get pretty violent. Would you be prepared to handle that?
Can't see the inside at all, all hatches welded shut
Underside is a bit dark, here's the best I can get. More to come.
>it's a "tankshitters shit up the the anime board" thread
>i have fought many battles with my crew
>i have held of the hordes of T-34s until i ran out of shells
>i have been transferred to every front we fought, and excelled against every enemy nation
>despite my best efforts we have been pushed back, and i have fought on german territory until we could fight no more
>and my fate is being posed on a museum, my hatches welded shut and having strangely dressed foreigners sit on me and take pics as if my cannon was their dicks
>tell me kameraden, is this peace? because i preferred a glorious death
Can't get inside, here's the mantelet though
>I wanted to pass an idea.
That's why the spoilered text, Anon.
There are better ones, yours is a bit forced, but you can do better. Never surrender. Keep trying. Until victory..
Here's another fucked up wheel
She's actually stuck in a car park in the middle of nowhere in Italy. I bet she doesn't get many visitors, poor thing.
>Thank you, Tank Fairy.