Emilia

>>144343557
>runs a domain where the villagers are going to fucking die because she doesn't have an army
yeah okay

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>generic elf
>perfect waifu
nah

pic related, show creating a perfect waifu

>>144343557
Yeah and they are aware of it. She's perfect to be put into dakis etc. and they even showed her wearing jammies perfect for a daki.

Emilia-tan is cute! CUTE!

>>144343557
I really like how nice she is.

>half-devil
>perfect waifu

Pick one and only one.
Emilia a shit.

Is Emilia the only elf left? Where are all the other elves?

>>144343917
all of them are fucking dead cuz they're shit
get ready because she's next in line

rem>ram>all

>>144343917
Kidnapped by NEETs from another world to produce basement sex slaves.

>>144343557
She's not even the best waifu in her own show so no.

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>>144343644
This anon understand.

>>144343832
>calling humans devils
Rude

>>144343557
>no personality except being too nice and helpful
Yeah, sounds about right for you plebs

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>Emilia isn't in the last two episodes.
>They were the best in the show so far.
Woah..

>>144344632
We are talking about Emilia not Rem.

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>>144343644
>>144344465

>>144343557
>lovingly
>tender
>silky soft pale skin
>beautiful eyes
>strong
>protective
>perfect figure
>lovely voice
>isnt Satella
Yeah, I think they might have, OP.

>>144343557
She is fucking stinky and the only people who would like her are sub humans who live in the sewer strayed too far from the light of the sun.

>>144344816
does not apply, nice try though

>>144344632
>>144344816
That's not true for either. Both girls have their own insecurities, their own preferences, their own way of protecting the things they love. Just because they aren't repulsive tsunderes it doesn't mean they are blank characters.

>>144343557
Yes and it's not pic related

>>144343557
Emilia is by far the worst heroine I've seen in anime.

>>144345473
She has cute pajamas tho you gotta admit

>>144345525
They're slutty more than cute

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>>144343557
yes

>>144345606
You're slutty more than cute.

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>>144343557

>>144343743
I hope she gets a decent scale too

>>144343582
How do you expect to create an army from about maybe 100 people

>>144343644
>>144344465
>wanting a girl who has been ruined by an entire pack of wolves

Might as well waifu Ram, at least she only took the cock from one person.

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>>144343557
Yes, and her name is Crusch.

>>144346740
Waaahh she didn't give subaru access to her forces I hate her ;^(

>>144346740
This show has potential for so many doujins, holy fuck.

>>144346740
>>144346830
>all these femdom doujins this is set up for

>>144346957
>being this degenerate
I want to see subaru winning something at least in the fucking doujins.

>Ferri and Subaru fucking Crusch
>Subaru and Al fucking Priscilla
>vanilla leg-locking and hand holding sex with Emilia

>>144347307
Nah, Emilia would be the "I lay down and do tiny moans while you do all the work" type for the first go.

Rem would be the passionate one.

>>144347435
>half elf
>not being an absolute slut on the bed
She probably even knows some kinky spells to use.

I'm not saying Rem wouldn't be passionate though. I just forgot to include her.

>>144347435
Emilia is half-elf, she almost surely has very advanced sex magic. Also Puck will be joining in, so I hope Subaru can take the barbs.

>>144347846
>>144347932
I mean, she's canon super sheltered and ignorant to those sorts of things. She probably doesn't even know how sex works.

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>>144343557

>could become next Queen
>Hated by everybody
>Doesn't know anything

>>144343557
Yes, they have. Pic very seriously extremely absolutely related

>>144348087
Anon you posted a blank image

>draw a shit
>call it perfect waifu

>>144343557
the cat is more intresting than your so called waifu

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>>144343557
This bitch has no soul

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>>144348119
oops

>>144343557
Emilia = Stella same same

Anyone actually liking the jealous witch over a pure waifu like Rem is retarded.

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>>144348312
I wouldn't be surprised if in the end she turned out to be the witch herself

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>>144348363
>short hair
>blue
nigga you are the retard here

>>144346475
Is this Canon or just a meme?

>>144348426
She is the witch she even told Toyota herself.

>>144343557
- Has only one dress
- Smelly
- Clueless

+ Has a talking cat
+ Has her tits hanging out
+ Likes helping NEETs
+ I want to fuck her cat
+

>>144348312
Ema has no soul

>>144347932
Only Bea-ko can take the barbs like a champ

>>144348523
Whoro or Ram taking Clown cock? Either way both are. It's not even up for debate, even in the anime you see Whoro bending over in front of the pack (but not the rest, obviously). Ram gets fucked all the time by Roswaal because he wants to get her pregnant with a suitable vessel so he can take over the child's body and live another hundred years.

>>144348426
Said her name is Satella.
Summoned a boy from another world that has infinite continue everytime he died to prevent Emilia from dying.

How can anyone still deny Emilia isn't the bitch witch?

>>144348426
is that a problem even if it's true?

Contrary to popular belief, Satella and the Witch of Envy are separate personalities, formed when she took in incompatible Witch Genes. The two personalities tend to fight each other.

>>144346475
Fuck off with your shitty meme

>>144348642
The only reason Mitsubishi likes Emelia, is because the withes curse makes him. She is a stinky witch and worst girl ever.

>>144348616
well shit

>>144348523
>Author risking his otaku bucks by ruining their waifu
yeah no

>>144348616
You're forgetting how Horo ran off with the shota merchant, betraying Lawrence, because he was having a hard time financially. She came back when he got his money business back on track.

Not sure how anyone can waifu her, she'd leave you for someone else the instant you were short on money.

>>144346475
She just begged for them to leave safely and humiliated herself. Read the source material meme boy.

>>144348729

I like Emilia

>>144348638
I bet the only reason this bullshit happened is because after Emilia tells him her name is Satella and he swore to save Satella while he was dying.

>>144348729
That's not true, subaru just think she is his isekai heroine. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy for subaru.

>>144348638
I still don't understand why she named herself Satella in the first loop. Am I missing something obvious?

>Satella's smell is all over Subaru's face

If Satella isn't an extremely horny yandere in heat that rubs her vagina all over his face whenever he dies, I'll be disappointed.

No! My waifu is already perfect

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I can't listen this autist any more

>>144348906
>satella's smell grew stronger everytime he come into contact with shitbaru
Remember how satella smelly smell grew after he put his head on Emilia smelly lap?

>>144348897
She is really Satella and was being honest with Mazda that time.

>>144348950
I bet her pussy smells like burnt chestnuts and moldy bread

>>144348729
Maybe he is actually just trying to be a good Nissan.

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>>144348950
>>144348985
I can't even imagine how Subaru ENDURED this fucking scene holy shit, I bet that's why he fell asleep because the rancid stench knocked him the fuck out.

The motherfucker couldn't even decline because the bitch just forced herself onto him, dragged his head into her stinking lap. How fucking disgusting, I truly feel sorry for this man. He doesn't deserve all this suffering.

>>144348943
He had to deal with twister Rem and giant Puck all of 20 minutes ago, it's not like Crusch wasn't being contrived with her reasons and he calms down as the episode progresses.

>>144346401
You don't need a hundred soldiers. You just need one man willing to die a hundred times. :^)

>>144349061
Suzuki has a pretty bad sense of smell. This would have killed Rem.

>>144346401
>>144349114
1. Find a way to use mana as a propellant, store in lightly enchanted casings for the long term
2. Source out for a large supply of lead or copper
3. Design rifle out of metal pipes and dreams
4. Enjoy your metiagun equipped army

>>144349061
She doesn't have the witch's cent, vegfag. Ram & Rem would have noticed if she does.

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>>144348326
I'm in love with a filthy half elf. Love truly knows no boundaries.

>>144349300
>he thinks I'm talking about the witch's scent

>>144348806
Not him, but the source material isn't available in English.

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You guys like party games?

>>144349391
Yes it is

>>144349210
> Subaru in charge of alchemy
There's like a hundred steps to making gunpowder from absolute scratch, and most of them involve finding the materials you wanted to get in the first place.

>>144349460
Where is it then anon? Google doesn't bring anything.

>>144348897
She was either testing him to see if he's really as clueless as he makes himself out to be or she was fucking with him because he's clueless.

Someone post the image of Rem covered in cum on the bed next to a faceless fat man.

>>144349432
There's literally no reason for this waifu war to exist. Subaru can have both, even Rem is okay with that.

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>>144349565

>>144349584
>thinking the half nigger elf won't be a greedy bitch

You made a terrible mistake.

>>144349493
That's why I didn't mention gunpowder. Ask all the magic users if there was a way to store magic as a somewhat explosive solid material that lasts for a while instead of disappearing in seconds. The rest will be up to physics to get it to be lethal. Kind of like the alternative magic crystal propellant / doeseverythingfuel used in Valkyria Chronicles.

>>144349621
>>144349657
>watermarking your memes

>>144349621
>>144349657
Thanks anon, doing God's work.

>>144349517
Spice and Wolf has been translated for a very long time. I suspect you either weren't paying attention and think I'm talking about RE:Zero, or you are a stupid nigger.

>>144349621
>>144349657

wtf i hate Rem now.

>>144348800
Did we even watch the same episode? The whole thing was Horo's plan, but she was betting on Lawrence to trust her, which he struggled with for the whole episode.

>>144349657
hahahaha

Is there any significance to Emilia's blue pupil? Or is it just part of her character design?

>>144349816
>blue
The fuck are you talking about?

>>144349769
Why do they have to be lolis

>>144345238

How does it not? She literally got degraded to cheap waifubait on arc 3 without reason.

She has no significant character traits besides "subaru-kun daisuki!" even after having a whole fucking arc for herself.

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>>144349863

>>144349944
Because it looks cute.

Why is Datsun such a fucking faggot?

>>144349913
She JUST fell in love with him and now she has him all to herself for the first time. Of course she's going to be doing pretty much nothing but thinking about him.

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>>144343557
Visually, yes. I also like her character, though some folks are more demanding and prefer the blue maid who, ironically, no one can remember anymore.

All the crap about her being a half-devil, slut, stinky, etc. are tired memes getting more tired from undocumented third-generation /tg/ immigrants who need to go back.

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>>144350130

Someone post the ep 15 Nuclear wemb pls

>>144349493
coal and sulfur shouldn't be that hard
saltpeter, ehh..

>>144350300
Delete this

>>144350173
>some folks are more demanding and prefer the blue maid who, ironically, no one can remember anymore

Just wait for the end of the season, Rem popularity will skyrocket along with the cancer that are Remfags, and these threads will forever be doomed to mindless literal shitposting and spoilers

Wait, is it true Rem gets pregnant with the Clown's child? What the fuck?

>>144350357
>Rem popularity will skyrocket along with the cancer that are Remfags, and these threads will forever be doomed to mindless literal shitposting
But that has already happened. What the end of the season will bring won't break any ice.

>>144346401
Hire mercenaries.

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>>144343557
The ED represents the way she sees everyone in the manor as her family, smiling warmly to her as she goes through the routine of her daily lonely life until she goes to bed and can't help to cry herself to sleep

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>>144348561
>Has only one dress
So far, she's the only character in the show who has worn more than 3 different outfits.

>>144350691
EMT a cute, a CUTE!

>>144350691
I love Emilia-tan so much.

>>144349892
The last one is kinda cute.

>>144343557
>perfect
>doesn't even try to understand the mc

>>144350864
She tries but she can't go on with his bullshit and the resets doesn't help.

>>144350691
good work

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>>144343557
Her voice alone made me fall for her.

Hoping her seiyuu will get more roles in the future.

>>144351724
I think she'll have more offers after Megumin

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I love Emilia but some part of me wants her to become Satella 2.0 right after Subaru beats Satella.

>>144352014
>Implying Satella is not future Emilia post subaru's death.

>>144352048
I tend to believe this. I feel like this is the reason subaru cant die, because she used her power to make it literally impossible.

>>144351947
I liked her more in Bahamut.

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>filename

>>144351724
What color is her pantsu?

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>>144346475
>Only picking your waifu for sexual reasons

Disgusting

>>144343557
not even 3rd best girl of her series

>>144355371
>implying Emilia wears pantsu

>>144350372
Yes. Rooswal wants a child so he can use it as a vessel and life for another 100 years. He wanted Ram to give birth to his child, but she turned out to be infertile. Thus he fucked Rem.

>>144345079
>>144344465
Thats one spicy wolf, anon!

>>144343557
Yes and it's not Emilia

>Wants to make everyone equal
>egalitarianism
Evil witch confirmed

>mary sue whose only flaw is "being too kind"
>perfect anything

Nope.

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>it's an "everyone shits on emilia" thread

I see Emilia and Re:Zero even in facebook.
This means that I have to watch it or not care for it?
Does she at least makes honor to elves this days instead of "raep za elf" shit?

is not liking rem a meme around here?

>>144363616
Yeah.

>>144363399
You should watch it for the threads alone. It's also a decent cure for the usual LN cancer, though at first it seems like it doesn't differ that much from the garbage it's trying to deconstruct.

It's not 10/10, but it's a pretty damn solid 8, which makes it Steins Gate tier on reddit/MAL/whatevs

>>144348523
It's a joke, relax.

>>144363399
Watch it, just don't expect a well-paced show or sane MC

>>144350691
Low twintail EMT is the best EMT

>>144347307
>>144347932
>Subaru
>anything other than cuckoldry
You're delusional.

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>>144359108
Anon pls . . .

>>144363050
>what is logical consistency?

If you're gonna throw buzzwords around like a facebook kiddie fuck off and drink bleach before coming here again.

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All he had to do was pay attention in middle school

>inb4 faggot says introductory middle school 21st century physics is 2 hurd

>deres no way he could rap a coil around a magnet

WHITE

WHALE

>>144367415
HOLY

GRAIL

>>144367215
I tried this and couldnt

>>144343557
I like Re Zero as much as the next guy but these threads and waifuwars need to stop

We're at like 4-5 threads at any given time EVERY DAY

There's nothing left to talk about, it's more of a circlejerk than any other show right now.

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Around Elves

Relax yourselves.

So did they died at the end of this episode?

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>A thread about a character in Re:Zero
>About a character
>Not about the show itself

>>144367637
Is this your first time on /a/?

>>144350691
To be fair the twins don't really prefer other clothes and Subaru varies it a little

Roswaal has a fuckton of clothes and everyone else has had little screen time in comparison and/or they're poor

>>144350300
Why the fuck does this exist.

>>144367637
Waifu threads happens every day though. Re:Zero threads? You may be right.

>>144367683

No

>>144343557
Maybe? I dont know, but she hasnt really done anything to piss me off yet, so that gives her a leg up on just about 90% of waifu bait i've seen.

Rem is still my favourite though

>>144352048
but how can that be possible if she's died and puck's hellbent on destroying mankind? i cant believe that that's an elaborate ruse to deter us...

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Adventures of Felix The Faggot

>Throwing her arms out She wrapped around Subaru’s neck and snuggled up next to him.

>“Uh, eh, eeeh!?”

>“Don’t move. I’m checking something out right now.”

>Since they were about the same height, her face was now right next to Subaru’s. Her voice whispering directly into Subaru’s ear, his whole body felt like it was being tickled. His face turned red from the sensation. He looked to his surroundings for help, finding Rem loitering near the mansion’s entrance he instantly turned pale.

>She had on a blank face, one could see from afar she was unconcerned with what was happening. Towards the now gasping Subaru, Rem gestured her hands in a small mincing motion. It wasn’t like this gesture had any meaning in particular, but the intent was clearly conveyed to Subaru.

>“I’m going to tell Emilia”

>>144368518
>Her

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Adventures of Felix The Faggot continues.

>I’m afraid this person is likely the envoy. A cute girl with a charming face and flaxen hair evenly cut to shoulder length. Her height was rather tall for a girl, almost the same as Subaru’s. However her figure was naturally much more delicate, one-by-one her features revealed her gorgeous femininity or would it be more accurate to say girlishness. Her flaxen hair was decorated with a white ribbon, her big eyes shone with curiosity and had an almost cat-like charm to them, and currently on her head…

>“It’s finally here, a non-minor character with nekomimi”

>“Nya nya?”

>The same color as her hair, a pair of animal ears claiming the top of her head trembled as if responding to his murmurs. In this world sub-species were completely natural, aside from seeing them in the capital there hadn’t been any other opportunities to interact with them, seeing the real thing up close like this was a real treat.

>After all, “I’m an appreciator of all things fluffy, there’s no way that I can’t pursue this existence in front of my eyes… dammit, quite down, my right arm…!”

>Looking at it as a spectator he could imagine the sensation of the fluffy fur covered ears, just by standing in front of him her mere existence was a deadly poison for Subaru. With a desperate look he suppressed his trembling right arm, somehow managing to pull away from the girl and create some distance. She stared blankly at Subaru’s suspicious behavior.

>>144349111
also the fact that he DOES mention emilia yet crusch still says he "never mentioned her" when asking for help. is that just a terrible writing oversight?

>>144367617
Use more coils/better magnet
Also make sure the poles are changing position, as in north and south constantly passing it
in the diagram, its in the solenoid/railgun configuration. That is the magnet basically has to be inserted and pulled out repeatedly to generate current.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I98mQJmhKBQ

Literally did this shit as a 4th grade project after we learned about muh magnetism/electricity

Someone tell me this is too hard for you in the 21st century pls

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>>144343557
Yes.

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>>144343557
>you will never fall asleep on her lap

Is there a worse feel?

>>144369481
Yes.

Liking a half elf whore.

>>144369481
I got ASMR during that scene
fuck me.

>>144367822
Been around for some time but it feels like the shitposting has reached a point where it's not even funny anymore.

At least the constant Mahouka threads were fun.

>>144369768
Then fuck off you dumb little butthole.

>>144369481
>half elf

Yeah there is.