If your waifu wanted you to eat her poop would you do it?

But my waifu doesn't poop anon

>>144232939
Fuck no that's the one thing I'm not touching. I'd rather go through actual dick torture.

>>144232939
That's why I don't have a waifu.

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>>144232939
Question; won't that kill you?

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>>144232939
One more reason to trade up, trade up dimensions that is.

>>144232939
I would
>>144233062
I still would

t. God of waifufags

>>144233062
Even if it dosen't it can make you very, very sick. You can get tapeworms that way.

>>144233529
If you're waifu has tapeworms, then you have shit taste

>>144232939
I'd rather watch her instead.

>Your waifu wants to eat your poop
What do?

Honestly I think I'd be more disgusted by that then me eating hers.

>>144233991
>not displaying your love for each other through mutual poop-eating with your waifu

I just want to watch girl pooping.

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>>144233991
Eat the poop like this, with you're waifu.

>>144233722
>>144233476
Who's your waifu?

>>144232939
I know and love my waifu enough to know that she is not that kind of degenerate

Better question, how can you say you love someone if you want them to literally eat shit?

>>144232939
I'd eat her poop for every meal!

This brings flashbacks of trying one episode of Night Shift Nurses

Deeply regret it that day

>>144235672
see >>144234083

>>144235691
I watched it dubbed with my friends one night, it was a big of a giggle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg61wOWXYVs

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>>144232939
That depends if she is ready to eat my diarrhea dump too.
Its a doggy dog world here. She scratch my balls I scratch hers.

>>144233265
gtfo Dandy

>>144232939
I love Tomoko so much I'll only do once and that it I will never do it again.

>>144232939
That can literally kill you so no

>>144232939
No, but that scene where the family is trying to recover their wealthy daughter for marriage and she shits in the bathtub and starts rubbing it on herself?

I'm down for that.

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>>144232939
Would I eat poop to be with my waifu as a sort of trial? Yes, however, my waifu doesn't poop because she's a ghost. Furthermore, she would find that disgusting.

OP was again a shitlord.

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>>144236200
>She scratch my balls I scratch hers.

How does it feel to know that I masturbate to your waifu, anon? How does it feel to know that she would rather my 10 inch monster than your centimeter long turtle

>>144236753
b-but you don't even know who my waifu is

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>>144236753
>His penis can't withdraw into its protective shell

>>144233265
There is one problem with that image. 4d waifu can't possibly exist do to having an extra orthogonal plane of rotation which in effect renders stellar and planetary formation impossible in a 4d space.
5D waifu still possible.