Wake up and see this lying next to you on your bed... What do?

check for dick before raping aggressively

>>144207582
Make her eat my eggs

>>144207598
>He wastes time checking for a dick

Sodomize with extreme prejudice.

>>144207627
No point if it's not there.

>>144207582
2d girls aren't real so I don't know how this would even be a realistic situation

Retoree is fucking delicious

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Call the police

>>144207598
Makes Literally no Difference.

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>>144207582
If she makes that kind of face when she looks at me, I must somehow have turned into Cyan. Proceed to have hot scissoring

>>144207582
Throw her in the trash and watch Umaru chan

play this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

>>144207582
Wonder why im either' sleeping the wrong way in bed or sleeping at the halfway point in my bed

>>144207582
>Get your ass out of my face, trying to get some sleep.

>>144207582
Call police, have my gun ready in case it tries to forcefully give me it's STD's

>>144207582
How long has she been hovering her ass over me? Was she waiting like that the whole time I was sleeping or was she waiting for me to wake up before she started sticking her bum in my face. Either way she's probably invested a lot of time into this so I think if I didn't at least stick in a bit she'd get mad.

>>144207582
Remove glasses

Check if she can beat the D

>>144207582
I ask her politely yet firmly to leave.

Bed space is nothing to make jokes about.

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>>144207582

>>144207582
Look for Cyan.

>>144207582
I get up and take a HUGE shit because that's what I do every morning

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>striped pantsu.
Like having bread with no butter.

Boring.

Ask her to go doggy-style on my pussy.
I woke up net to her, that means i'm Cyan right?

>>144211042
Can I be Retoree

i would see how deep into her asshole, my tongue can go.

ps. i have that long ass gene simmons tongue

>>144207582
Call police

>>144207582
Touch her fluffy tail
Touch my fluffy tail nyaa

Bite the pillow

>>144207582
Bury my face in that ass.

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>>144209880
>someone was butt blasted enough to make this image

>>144211835
Spoken like a true pedophile

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>>144207582
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS

>>144207582

Impregnate her

doggy girls get fucked doggy style

>>144207582
Realize she's trying to set me up for rape and skedaddle.
Don't trust these hoes.

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>>144207582
Retoree is a great alchemist!

>>144207582
>"Who the hell let you in my cardboard box?!"
>"Get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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>>144214870
RETOREEEEEEEEEE

>>144207582
>rape

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>>144212925
Sounds like she's a bitch.

>>144208551
The only right answer.

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>>144208551
And then you netoree Retoree by going out with pink critikitty.

Kick her off. Dogs aren't allowed on the bed.

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>>144218026
Hidoi.

>>144208101
It does

It makes sure there is another hole to stick in

>>144218146
How would it really differ?

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>>144207598
>>144207627
>>144207801

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>>144217550
Bitches ain't shit.

better not fart in my face

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One thing's for sure. Her fluffy tail is for touching and hiding within.