Drive.

>>144195716
Real human being and a real Dio.

>>144195716
I wonder if he was in France for vacations

You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window.

HINJAK HINJAKU

EL MUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ZA

Why did he want to use a car when he can fly faster always? Especially if he just chain activated the world.

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>>144195716

Sure thing, where are we going?

>>144196522
He's Dio.
Why would you walk or fly when you can go comfortably in a car crushing insects?

>>144196634
Didney za warudo

>>144196634
I've heard uber drivers have almost inhuman sexual powers. Is that true?

>>144196634
France

>>144195716


Was it autism?

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>>144196522
Why didn't he just instagib everyone at once with his time stop?

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>>144195716
Part 3 was so underwhelming.

>>144196305
WARUDOOOOOO

>>144196853
There was no way Davidpro's version was gonna live up to the OVA, I'm glad they just did something different with it.

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>>144197902
I was actually thinking of the manga.
Although I just watched the last two episodes of the OVA and I think they pulled off the final fight quite well, mostly just because OVA Jotaro doesn't come across like a giant retard like manga Jotaro (although manga Dio is better).

Haven't seen David's take on Part 3 but I don't want to grind through 50 episodes. I wouldn't be surprised if they did a great job on the final fight, if mostly because of their soundtracks.

>>144195774
I get it

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>>144195810

>>144198093
I really loved david's timestop sounds although it does sound like dubstep clock farts. The OVA's was really good too though.

>>144195716
DIO! HIS STAND'S ABILITY IS TO ST

>>144198858
teleports behind you

>>144198858
ARRRGH I SPRAINED MY ANKLE

OhandTheWorldcanstoptime.

>>144198858
his secret... his stand... his secret... his stand...

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I need to make a stop

>>144201247
nothing personal heh..

>>144201247
There are better drinks than 7up Dio. Maybe try some Sunkist?

>>144201247
why does dio smile at 7up? does he really like it?

>>144196634
fake
you set your destination in the app

uber is the perfect app for autistic people because you do not have to talk to your driver at all

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>>144196712
Oh fuck.

>>144201379
Why else would he want to be immortal? His whole goal was to stop 7up from eventually being discontinued.

>>144196522
>Especially if he just chain activated the world.
Isn't the time stop limited to a certain range, though? Meaning that for someone outside of that are he'd still be moving at regular speed.

Or maybe I'm just making shit up, I don't know.

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>>144195716
.........I drive.

>>144201904
The World has a specific operating range, the stop itself doesn't.

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>>144195810

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>>144196843
Yeah despite claiming he wasn't going to underestimate the Joestars, he sure spent a lot of time fucking around and messing with them for shits and giggles when he could have just ended the entire party instantly. And in doing so gave them tons of opportunities to try and figure out his power and time to counter it, eventually leading to his defeat.

Dio was pretty stupid.

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>>144195716

>>144195716
You'll spare me right? I'm a senator!

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>>144195810
Kek

>>144201247
>The only drink that can satisfy the world.

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>>144195810

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>>144202246
Is there a single stand user in the entire series of Jojo that could possible defeat Spongebob?

He's basically invincible. Even with time stopped, non of Dios attacks would affect him.

>>144202443
The Hand could just erase the space where his body is.

>>144202516
Spongebob is already full of holes, erasing space has no effect on him.

>>144202443
Magician's Red

>>144202582
>soak up a bunch of water
>become immune to fire

>>144202209
Actually he was just being cautious. By "I'm not going to underestimate them" he meant he wasn't going to just rush in stupidly, he was going to take his time to take them out carefully. He was right not to try to kill them outright, since, you know, SP could stop time as well. This is the whole reason half the fight is him throwing knives at jotarou from a distance and being super careful to check the body, then double tapping even after he made sure the heart wasn't beating.

That's what makes the fight so good. Dio was smart, but Jotarou was smarter.

>>144195716
>the secret ending where the govenor defeats Dio, accidentally saving the world

>>144202516
>only The Hand could defeat Sponge
Pottery

>>144202443
Vanilla Ice, D'arby?

>>144202531
I don't remember how he survived the Shell City gift shop, but couldn't Soft and Wet or The Sun kill him by taking away all his moisture?

>>144202647
Dio toys with them basically the entire time. Even if he did want to be careful and not just hide somewhere in the palace and ambush them with the world before they even know he was around, he should have easily been able to tell from their reactions after testing them that they had no idea what his stand did and were terrified of it, and used that chance to instantly kill them all.

But Araki wrote himself into a corner with how powerful he made Dio. The only way out was to make Dio act incredibly stupid and cocky AND give Jotaro an asspull new power in order to beat him. The fight was disappointing.

>>144202803
>put more holes in a sponge
>only makes it more powerful
>challenge spongebob to a frycooking contest
>lose even if you try to cheat and use magic because spongebob is the best krabby patty maker under the sea

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>>144197902

>>144202805
Spongebob can dominate any stand due to the fact that he runs on sheer toonforce and JoJo is semi-realistic. They can't ever hurt him because of how wildly varied his feats are. Once he survived perfectly fine on land.

>>144195716
This was literally the first thing I thought of when I heard the news.

>>144195810
2soon

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>>144195810
Nice

You thought it was ISIS but it was me, Dio!

>>144202516
Wrong, Spongebob can instantly reproduce missing body parts.

>>144202647
If you're going to spell Jotaro like an autist, you could at least be consistent and spell it Joutarou.

How can people possible think it's spelled Jotarou or Joutarou when his name is supposed to be a pun on Tarot cards?

Jojo + Tarot cards = Jotaro

>>144203860
It's just how the kanji in his name are pronounced. The "Jo" and "ro" sounds are supposed to be drawn out to "Jou" and "rou" so some would romanize it that way.

>>144198979
Ayy
Phantom blood episode 5 never

>>144203860
His name is 承太郎, get used to it.

>>144203823
I typed it quick, homo.

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Faster.

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>>144195810

Do you think Joseph could've beaten Dio by himself if he wasn't an old man? I mean he defeated the Pillar Men for fuck's sake, three beings who are supposed to be practically invincible. Sure he didn't actually kill Cars, but he did outsmart him and send him hurtling into space. Surely if he was his strong, witty 20 year old self he could just fuck a 100 year old vampire up in a similar way, even if he does have a stand that can stop time. If he could outsmart a being with an IQ of 400, someone like Dio would be child's play.

>>144208815
>Joseph
>Outsmarting Kars
Joseph winning was pure luck, he didn't trick Kars or anything

>>144195810
It was funnier when it happened in Egypt.

>>144208815
Given enough time and training, maybe.

>>144195810

Thank goodness Polnareff is a turtle now

>>144195810
I'm pretty sure this is what the thread was fishing for, but sure

>>144195810
>>144209112
I'm too retarded
What's the joke

>>144209165
Look on the news or /pol/ or something

>>144203128
Bohemian Rhapsody is literally a stand that attacks with toonforce and it got beaten.

>>144210219

Well, thats because Weather Rep. created a coldsteel, or a deus ex machina.

We need to keep defending Islam, they dindu nuffin they a good boy.

>>144202443
Notorious B.I.G

>>144196843
That's because Dio is what we like to call a dumb motherfucker.

>>144208815
>the Pillar Men
>three

No one ever remembers Santana.

>>144211620

>implying Santana counts

>>144208815
I think he could even do it when he was old but joseph didn't have any of his hamon gear, just a cracker volley boomerang could've fucked up DIO because he is a common vampire and doesn't have the resistance of pillar men

>>144195716
>Now put some tunes up
>https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0

Reminder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cWOK0Lfh7w&bpctr=1468592369

>>144195810
come on now, just cause Dio read the Quran, doesn't mean he's a terrorist

>>144202209
Why would you bother playing it safe when you have a fucking unbeatable stand like The World? The fact the the stars aligned and gave Jotaro the exact same fucking power is the only reason he had even a ghost of a chance. Honestly, Jotaro winning was a Cars' death-tier unlikelyhood and Dio was reasonable thinking that he was in no danger.

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there is a red car i need to follow
if you dont attend to my commands, then i, dio, will tear out your intestines, and then i, dio, will fuck them

soon there will be nothing stopping me from annihilating the joestars ONCE AND FOR A-

Why do we stop?

Then drive on the sidewalk!

Are you playing smart with me? Is Dio brando going to have to choke a bitch? Because i, DIO, seriously believe that i, DIO, have not done enough bitch choking since im here

Now put on some cheer music

(Its funny because they are bitches on the way that need to move)

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Where did he get the green lipstick /a/? And why?

>>144202443
Could someone turn him into Star Platinum in this gif?

Be fucking baller

>>144216214
I wish jojo abridged did the TV anime

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>went from mysterious and overly charismatic into another histerical villain

Maybe the fight was terrible, after all.
Dio is best when he's not fighting.

>>144217249
It's on the lesser side as far as boss fights in jojo go. Pucci, Kira, Valentine and even Diavolo surpass it. At least it was explained that whoever got the arrow at the end of part 5 pretty much instantly wins unlike half the shit that happens at the end of part 3.

Why was Dio scared of SP being able to move for 1 second in stopped time? That doesn't mean shit. He was perfectly happy to fight SP in real time and won. All he had to do is block SP's attacks for the one second he could move and then Kakyoin Jotaro. I will never not be mad at DIO's world.

>>144217249
brad?

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I tried driving my mom's car and I ended in a ditch.
Exam in a month, I'm scared /blog

>>144201904
By range Araki meant The Stand itself being able to move, meaning that Dio still has to come close to his target in frozen time.

>>144214332
> doesn't mean he's a terrorist
Obviously, he's blonde after all

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Maybe going to egypt makes you retarded

>>144220089
Play some euro truck sim

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>>144208916
I forgot that one.
It's this right

https://youtu.be/vt9DXoMmHQs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v3_wG-lpDhg This just proves Cairo loves hit and runs
>>144195810
I was waiting for this.

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>>144195810

wait what part was this?

>>144222211
Three, this is ova back in 93.

>>144208815
Not with the World. Unless he could move in the stopped time he wouldn't stand a chance.

>>144223625
As Oldseph showed, covering himself in Hermit Purple basically made Dio unable to touch him

>>144226428
I don't think that would stop The World from just punching him

>>144202443
Why does Spongebob work so well with JoJo?

>>144195716
Drive hard.

Drive Mustang.

>>144195810
give it a break because the driver certainly didn't

Does anyone else have the problem that if they hear Dio's seeiyu in another show, its just Dio? I had the problem in Planettes that the friendly Russian bro was actually an evil immortal vampire.