his facial hair makes no sense

You're just jealous because your facial hair doesn't have bear DNA. Do your eyebrows even end in 4-pronged claws? You might as well start wearing a dress and call yourself suzy.

>>144183770
He has the Martin Van Buren sideburns.

>>144183770
Shut up it's the future.

>>144183770
It looks cool so it's fine

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>>144183770
Got a problem with facial hair fuckboi?

Wolf genetics like two guys in Mexico.

>>144183770
You'd prefer his looks be more attractive?

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>not having a eyebrow-hair-beard combo

>>144183770
Nah, it's possible, you'd just need a very specific growth pattern and spend an assload of time growing and trimming your beard and sideburns to different lengths.

>>144183770
>He never met somebody with facial hair that grow in the cheeks

You should go out more oftenly, neet-kun...

>>144189420
His beard grows like a half inch from his nose.

It doesn't make sense.

>>144189420
Mine does, but not enough to look good. It just looks really gross.