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ASS VS TITS

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Alright /a/ it's time for ROUND 2. Last round Sats ass beat Ryukos tits. So let's see how will become the victor in this one.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10745787
Aqua's giant bouncing ass vs Wiz's ginormous not sagging tits.

Fight night.
pls
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Aqua's ass.
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Aqua's ass isn't great or anything it's just the fact she wears no pantsu that people like.
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How is she not perfection?
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Aqua's butt.


But I'm biased because she's my waifu.
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>>144174414
>Granny voice.
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>Jealous sister in law vs walking corpse.
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Ass always beats tits desu.
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>>144173560
Tits are just lumps of fat. Why is this a debate?
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>>144176479
>Megumin will never stop not being best girl.
I feel like she ruins the series.
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>>144176613
megumin is that kind of superior existence in konosuba
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>>144173560
This is not a contest
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Fight night
Blue vs Black
day vs night
Ass of Goddess vs tits of dead.
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>>144176613
>>144176695

Darkness is better than Megumin.
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>>144176847
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>>144176847
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>>144176761
>not pantsu ever
She must have the freshest butthole in the world.
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>>144176847
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>>144176847
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>>144176847
Personality wise Darkness was the best. But she had a terrible body.
>he likes borderline christmas cake.
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>>144176847
>divorceness
>better than anyone
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>>144176847
>dirty Saber
>better than EXPLOSION
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>>144176847
>Unmovable wall
>Better than unstoppable explosion
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>>144176847
being this butthurt
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>>144173859
>>144176479
>>144176761
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I'm voting for Wiz's tits because she's voiced by Yui Horie, I don't care if it doesn't make sense.
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Wiz's thighs.
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>>144174047
Well, she's dead
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>>144177921
She's also a great Sub.
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>>144178385
Does your dick care? No really ask him.
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>>144178468
Um, "undecided"
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>>144178385
The majority of people are dead, your point?
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>>144178546
I don't generally have a desire to stick part of me in them.
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>>144178593
She's only technically dead. Her body isn't decaying.
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>>144176847
I agree.
Darkness>Aqua>Megumeme
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>all these butt devastated replies to the truth

Stay mad, Megumin fags. Darkness was the best thing about this show.
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>>144178668
>She's only technically dead. Her body isn't decaying.
>She's only technically dead.
>She's dead.
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>>144173560
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>>144177420
Which part of that post looks butthurt to you?
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Best girl
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>>144178897
>the emaciated, flat freak obsessed with EXPUROSION isn't the best thing about the show
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feet
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Tits are good at every size including flat
But having a flat ass is a crime against humanity itself
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>>144173560
I prefer a smooth, aerodynamic flat chest, but I'd rather have a big ass than big tits.
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>>144179099
This anon completely nailed it.
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>>144179099
I see, you are a man of culture.
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>>144176827
Underrated post
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What happens if Aqua has to fart?
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>>144179834
Girls don't fart
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ass > tits
Wiz > Aqua

I don't don't what to vote for
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>>144180209
It's a terrible kind of hell really, especially seeing how Wiz actually has a decent ass, but it's hidden.
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>>144173560
I'm a breasts guy, and Aqua's butt wins. The girl it's attached to is just too good.
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>>144180404
Back to your containment general.
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>>144180360
>>144180404
English board.
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>>144180360
>>144180404
speak english peasants
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>>144180404
>>144180360
Finns pls go
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>>144180500
>>144180521
Fine, JEEZ
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Aqua a shit

lich isn't amazing but better than aqua
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>>144180594
No, not "Fine, JEEZ", speak English or fuck off.
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>>144180638
...yes, mom
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>>144180697
Sami?
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How about all three main girls are perfect in their own ways and I love each and every one of them equally
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>>144180797
megumin >> darkness >>>> aqua
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>>144180797
How about you stop being a faggot
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>>144180841
Aqua > Megumin > Darkness
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>>144180841
Darkness>>>> aqua>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> megumin
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Megameme fags proving they are literal cancer once again
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Wiz' tits > Aqua's ass

BUT

Aqua > Wiz
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A vote for Wiz is a vote for love!
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>>144181337
> Ifunny
kill yourself faggot
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>>144173560
any character is better than Aqua
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What's with all the hate for Aqua though
Megumin is my favorite but I liked Aqua too, she was funny, Sora Amamiya did a good job voicing her
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>>144180797
That's a copout.

Until you have 3 dicks, you can't love them all equally.
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>Comparing a great ass to joke cow tits
Really?
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>>144179099

It's true!
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>No option for Megumin's legs

Shit poll
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>>144179099
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>>144173560
A good hip:waist:shoulder ratio pretty much defines the figure. Ass/tits are just icing on the cake.

For this actual poll, Aqua has hips but her ass is totally flabby. Not pert/perky or even round. Somehow both big AND flat. Pretty much emphasizes her wasted potential in general. On the other hand she looks like the kind of retarded that means decent head.

Aqua will never live up to the fan art, whereas fan art of characters with big tits almost always shifts proportions to the point of being bizarre and thus unattractive unless you have a suffocation fetish.

So while my vote for this poll goes to Wiz, if I had to fuck one it would be Aqua, because retarded blowjobs a best
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>>144179834
pure oxygen.
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>>144179099
This is actually the first good argument for tits over ass I've heard. I commend you, sir.
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>>144184717
So you can inhale it....
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>Not choosing both

https://youtu.be/-UPlqbBGu7k
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>>144181391
>Actually thinking that picture is from ifunny
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Wiz just seems like she'd be more pleasant to be around. Her tits border on inconvenient though.
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>>144179099
This is true.

Learn your place, plebians. Only gays don't have taste as exquisite as this.
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>>144173560
>tits vs ass thread
>literally nobody has called an ass lover a nigger yet

/pol/ GET THE FUCK OVER HERE ALREADY
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>>144186988
Wiz is very pleasant and can carry on a conversation.
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>>144180797
I skipped the OP every time after the first and never noticed that excellent Aqua ripe for transparency
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>>144178385
So what you're saying is she can't get preggers?
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>>144187231
>titfags requesting /pol/ocks
>Assfags requesting /b/lack up
What a terrible battle this will be.
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>>144187231
>n*gger
go back to /pol/ and /b/

The rest of the boards have already realized that it is childish to use a poointless word like that because its 2016 already
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>>144187330
>Current year meme.
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>>144187236
Yes. But think of the unironic back pain.
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>>144187376
Be a man and carry her everywhere. God if I had a wife with giant tits like that I'd be her personal fucking carriage. I don't give a shit about my back it's already fucked but at least I'll have giant fucking perky tits bouncing on my face at night and the same pair bouncing on the back of my head when I have to carry her.
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What is the name of this animu?
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>>144187497
You might be onto something.
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>>144187662
Think of it this way. By the time your back would be truly fucked, you'll be too damn old to do anything anyway. Women will be jealous of her, men will be envious of you. You''ll get stronger doing it and you'll save her back.

Everyone wins except your back in 30-40 years.
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>>144174047
Not enough skin showing.

I prefer this outfit
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>>144187802
You could also give each other back massages.
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>mfw assfags post near me
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>>144187888
>>144188057
>>144187975
>>144187802
>men of excellent taste comes into the thread.
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>>144187888
But anyway there is a dangerous lack of anything for Wiz. She has nothing on sad panda and like 10 pics on Gelbooru
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>>144176761
How does the authir feel about Aqua being nopan in the anime?
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>>144179099
A man of taste finally in these threads
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>>144179099

Fucking this. Anon knows exactly what the fuck is up.
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Aqua
+Beautiful goddess
+Highborn
+Strong MP
+God tier legs, thighs ,shape,eyes and hair
+Commando goddess

-Her ass is actually disgusting
-Saggy tits
-Grandma voice
-Dumb as a rock
-Denbt Princess
-Beats up her companion
-Tries several times to slay an innocent lich
-Bullies best goddess (Eries)
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>>144189001
-Her hair is actually pretty dumb.
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>>144180457
>>144180575
Finnish is basically the anime of languages so you go
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>>144189001
You forgot her high WIS
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>>144179099
I feel the need to laud your wisdom anon. I will spread your wisdom when the opportunity calls.
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>>144189460
>x is basically the y of z
You know you sound like a retard, right?
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>>144179099
somebody cap this on a wallpaper please
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>>144179099
Checked.
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>>144178897
Her hips arent that big.

>>144179066
And yes she is.
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>>144179099
Dubs confirms the truth
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>>144184114
>No option for Megumin's thighs
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