Shinji Ikari is for __________

fucking

succ

>>144147783
If I were a girl I'd sleep with him.

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>>144147783

Nothing. Absolutely useless.

>>144147783

getting in the fucking robot

>>144148531
unironically this

shinji a shit

>>144148443
He probably wouldn't even be able to get erect. He'd wait until you were asleep, and then jerk off on your chest. Then strangle you to death after you wake up.

He's cool, except when you need him for ANYTHING

rape.

>>144147783
Getting people killed

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>144147783
verbal abuse

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Kaworu.

/ss/

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femdom.

>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wThbESUVEqU

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>>144147783
Kaworu Nagisa.

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>>144147783
Shinji is so cute. I bet his cum smells like perfume.

>>144147783
fucking off

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>>144147783

>>144147783
Hand holding

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>>144147783
bullying

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UNIT 01

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>>144147783
empathizing.

>>144147783
Brutally raped by kaworu until he passes out

>>144147783
headpats

>>144153905
This desu senpai. Being a fucktoy is Shinji's purpose in life.

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>>144148531
He's good for getting Unit-01 to kill angels.

shota

>>144153905
It's not rape if he likes it

There's never any more good Eva threads on /a/....

>>144154426
this, its all waifu this shinji is gay that

Forcing to crossdress!

Why didn't he choose Instrumentality? What was left to tie him to the real world? I don't get it...

>>144154749
>Forcing
He'd like it, the slut.

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>>144154812
To be fair, who wouldn't?

>>144153905
>kaworu
>brutal rape
it would be consensual tender loving

Why does Shinji jerk his dick over his friend?

>>144155181
Because he wants to fuck her but is too pathetic to submit her enough that she'd be interested.

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>>144155181
Why haven't you?

>>144155181
Because Kaworu wasn't there to jerk it for him, duh.

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>>144147783
Surreptitiously insinuating into a pivotal role in the secret war for human development to checkmate the cult at the heart of world government at the moment of their apparent victory.

>>144156267
Lovely wallpaper, thanks anon. Not sure why you used that filename though.

And really the one insinuating him into that role was the leader (in a sense) of the cult, so I'm not sure it was as purposeful as you make it sound.

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>>144153504
this

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>>144156445
Not trying to equate crazy with wrong, certainly not in Eva where insane Hail Mary plays are every Angel op. Just god damn. Manga even painted her as bringing in Gendo and having the kid in the first place to a plan.

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>>144156967
True, I suppose she was a bit crazy, but it all worked out as she'd hoped in the end, didn't it? She'll still be there, after the moon, the sun and the earth are gone...

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I want to take care of him. Nurture him and make him feel loved. Offer him patience and understanding and affection.
Kaworu a shit for dying.

>>144148443
I want to be Asuka and abuse his tiny penis.

>>144156464
>>144153504
Do not bully Shinji!

Getting punched or slapped by someone in 90% of episodes

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>ikari-kun
>not exclusively for bullying

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>ikari-kun
>implying he doesn't bully himself and pretend it's someone elses fault when confronted about it

>>144147783
violent sodomy.

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>>144160541
He bullies himself because he is so used to being bullied that he thinks it's just what's supposed to happen, and that he deserves it.
I want to hold him close and cherish him.

>>144147783
being loved tenderly

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Come to think of it, was there even a hint of any representative for Japan but the Ikari family inside Seele? It's where the Black Moon is, the place was always going to be essential, and the Committee is all Western but Gendo.

Shinji is best girl

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>>144148443
But he doesn't want to sleep with you

>>144148764
Dominant as fuck

>>144153905
>lilim
>resisting the BAC
Pick one

>>144153504
Asuka's into face sitting, isn't she?

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>>144154749
>>144154812
He does make a cute girl

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>>144147783
/ss/

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>>144164460
She's not really a dom, it's the source of the conflict.

>>144153905
that would be breaking character

>>144165240
Right, Kaworu would gently make love to him until he passed out.

>>144148677
He's not even good at that.

>you'll never be tanged by a bunch of cute Shinjis
why even live

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Shinji Ikari is for misato katsuragi

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>>144147783
Being loved by Kaworu.

>>144148531
Fuck off and die, Gendo, you're an even bigger loser than he is

>>144167940
Go to bed Shinji.

>>144153905
it has to be non-consensual to be rape

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>>144147783
becoming kaworu's bride

>>144147783
getting in the robot...

>>144168297
THIS TBQH

>>144166924
Amen.

why?

>>144156464
Shinji is a fucking idiot

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>>144147783
Shinji is for sensual, non-consensual FUCC.

>>144147783
Causing apocalyptic events to occur

>>144148443
>lf

>>144147783
>Asuka gets mad that he sees her tits
>So she gives him a bird's eye view of her roastie
I never got her logic

>>144177256
Go away Gendo

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Tender molestation.

Raping

Killing

Hate-fucking

There's plenty of options

>>144147783
being disappointed in.

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>>144147783
being a badass

>>144147783
Kowaru

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>>144183885

I think that belongs to her

>>144147783
sexual humiliation

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>>144147783
Shinji Ikari is for quality morning coffee

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>>144147783
Feeding.

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>>144188012
Is it time?

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if it's come to this

>>144188012
>>144188544
>>144188819

Only americans can come up with such a disgusting fetish.

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>>144188544

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>>144190089

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Have you forgotten about them, /a/?

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>>144191024
They need to stop adding so many homosexual characters into Eva

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>>144191365
But Iku-chan says that girl love us pure love.

>>144191365
Third Impact fixed that

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>>144188819
Why Sakura and Usagi? It would have made more sense to use Toji and Fuyutsuki.

>>144188012
REPLETE THIS

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>>144157107

She took a course of action that she should have known full well would horrifically traumatize both her son and husband (without even asking if Gendo was okay with the plan, making it all too clear that she did not see him as equal to her in their relationship) all for the sake of her own ego.

Yui is the true villain of Eva.

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>>144147783
Love, marriage, hand holding, kissing, eye contact, lewd touching, gentle sodomy, cuddling, dressing up in tight plugsuits, dressing up in womens clothes, fucking him tenderly while he wears a tight plugsuit or womens clothing and finally he's for getting in the damn robot

>>144147783
executing him infront of a large crowd while telling him how worthless he is

I want to cum inside Shinji

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>>144196109

>>144191024

Literally who.

>>144196693
They are from Evangelion Impacts.
A short music video on the AnimaTor expo...

even evageeks hate think its a waste.

>>144197232
>>144196693

https://vimeo.com/139784871

the band is called "The Impacts"...
Imsgine if a band named themselves "The Holocaust"

the short was in the expo's season trailer,

it exists only to keep the eva-fans lurking on the site.

When do you guys think 4.44 is coming out?

>>144197232
>even evageeks hate think its a waste.
Evageeks isn't relevant, ever.

>>144197642
We'll almost certainly get news with Godzilla's release.
But Godzilla is going to be panned by critics, and Anno will have a breakdown and postpone 3.0+1.0's release so he can rewrite it completely and give Shinji a worse outcome. Screencap this.

>>144148764
Hot.

>>144197860
When is anno just going to kill himself?

>>144199803
After Miyazaki's no longer around to talk him down.

>>144197860
>even evageeks hate think its a waste.
>Evageeks isn't relevant, ever.

The point is that even they don't like it... they usually like anything thats' eva-related.

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>tfw Shinji is still girlier than Shinji (female)

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>>144200351

being overly dramatic

>>144200083
this works too damn well, what the fuck is this witchery

>>144147783
Forcibly shoving him into the fucking robot

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being fucked up.

>>144197860
>>144197860
>We'll almost certainly get news with Godzilla's release.
>But Godzilla is going to be panned by critics, and Anno will have a breakdown and postpone 3.0+1.0's release so he can rewrite it completely and give Shinji a worse outcome. >Screencap this.

Anno will probably take a break from directing after Godzillla.
I bet that the ending will just be the manga all over again; post instrumentality with everyone reborn billion of years later, with nobody remembering anything except Shinji.

Anno made eva into a cut and paste Redemption story.

Thus any character interactions are nullified and worthless.

4.0 will be called something like
"You can (not) forgive"

3.0 Earth looks primeval; moon close to earth like Earth circa 4 bya. Primordial soup everywhere.
Someone will say some bullshit like (time heals all wounds) aster instrumentality ended, then 4 bya will pass with moon at modern distance from Earth.. Shinji is redeemed.

Screencap this.

>>144149109
I need more of these

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>>144200979

>>144201304
I Hope to God that your Right.

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>>144201370
I am right. As things currently stand, Anno's idea of redemption is quite different from what you described. If the worst does come to pass and Anno flips out after getting poor reviews for Godzilla, he won't let Shinji be redeemed at all. Shinji in Rebuild is a very clear analogue for Anno's persisting self-loathing despite his success and acclaim. The message of Rebuild is basically that despite whatever amazing things people tell Anno he's done, he still sees himself as an undeserving fuckup. That is the point of Rebuild and Shinji's portrayal therein.

>>144194798
She had good intentions... She knew it would hurt Shinji, but she also knew he would return to her once everything came to fruition.

>>144201577
She had good intentions in the manga. She was an egotistical maniac in the anime.

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>>144201704
She was egotistical in thinking she knew what was best for everyone, but then the same is true of Shinji.

>>144201485
The way I described the ending is what I fear will happen, if Anno doesn't care for the overall story; The manga/Anima's ending are preexisting ending that would require little creativity to produce-stead of inventing novel content.

Personally, I want it (at the very least) to end with everyone remembering the events that transpired; good or bad and live with it.

Just like how EOE ended.

Anything that happen during the film is fine by me.

>>144147783
Fish out of water character.

>>144197421
And if there had been half a dozen more of them, they could have been the Nine Elevens.

>>144202809
The Plagues; European tour!

>>144197232
>evageeks think ____
we don't care

>>144185523
Considering he hit max sync, the line between them gets very fuzzy.

>>144204328
Asuka is more badass than Shinji

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>>144147783
Impregnating with hot thick angel seed.

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>>144147783
cuckolding

>>144205604
Delete this

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>>144206686

>>144147783
Putting in a dress and traveling to Atlantis with