You can't sit here, go away.

FINE

Make me bitch. This is a public bench.

>>144116964
Is she a public property too?

>>144117004
Benches, wenches, what's the difference?

>>144116531
Most people would turn you down politely, the fact that she said it outright (this is depending on the basis that I've never seen her before) means that she's a keeper and you should sit down

>>144116531
From this angle it makes her look like she's hovering over the bench

>>144116531
Let me sit there or I'll be making you sit on my dick pretty soon.

>>144116531
Momma say "stupid is as does"

>>144116531
>rape her

>>144116531
Doesn't mean I can't shit here.

>>144116531
Then I'll piss all over the bench. Move aside unless you want a golden shower

You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

>>144118860
That's terror.

>>144118860
I only need 5 seconds to beat it

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>>144116531
*shifts into battle position*

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>>144116531
Try and stop me then, bitch.

I slowly place my hand on her cheek and get as close as possible with my face. I stare into her shocked eyes and whisper "Green eyes, black hair. We're alike, want to emigrate to Israel?" Then I blow up.

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>mfw when slowly putting my hand on her thigh while maintaining intense eye contact

rin a shit

>>144116531
Rapetime.

>>144116531
Yes ma'am sorry i'll be going now, please take my money as an apology

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>>144116531
If I give her a banana, will she let me sit next to her.

>>144125292
That's not how you eat a banana.

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>>144116531

>>144116531
O-Ok, sorry

>>144116531
Atsiprašau, aš nesuprantu angliškai.

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>>144116531
I don't understand, am I suppose to imagine myself saying that to her, or am I suppose to imagine her saying that to me?