Why do you want to be Shinka?

So I can figure out how that hair clip works

>>144014554
So I can take off that hair clip once and for all.

I want to be a girl more than anything else.

>>144014554
>>144014582
>>144014619
This meme is not funny and it will never be funny. Kill yourself, OP.

So I can bully and NTR anons.

>>144014672
I don't get it, why are you sperging out at my post?

>>144014619
Edgy

>>144014554
Why wouldn't I want to be a Goddess?

>>144014753
This may surprise you, but there are autists on /a/.

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>>144014554
Because I like dogs too much.

>>144014554
So I can rape Dekomori.

>>144014554
I want to know what it feels like to be lusted after by every male within ten miles (and the entirety of /a/).

And what it feels like to have a sizable pair of breasts hanging off my chest, but there are better choices than Shinka for that.

>>144015099
The only autist her is (you). Fuck off with you /lgbt/ thread.

>>144016012
Are you slow?

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>>144014554
I don't, I want to be in Shinka. Stop pushing your gay onto me.

>>144016937
Wanting to be Shinka isn't gay, anon. It's a universal desire.

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>>144014554
Because I would like to look good in cute clothes and cosplay.

So I can SUCK COCKS and take them UP MY ASS all day every day. Maybe get KNOTTED some times on weekends.

>>144014554
I want to see Deko have her first forced orgasms

Because I didn't bathe in weeks.

>>144014554
Autogynephilia

>>144014554
I want to hug Shinka, not be Shinka.

>>144014652
>wanting periods, pregnancy, menopause, and needing to wear makeup
????

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>muh daily Shinka thread

>>144022025
Every day until you like it.

>>144022025
Every day until you become Shinka

>>144020962
somebody post the /fit/ clot image

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>>144014554
Why do I want to become ugly? Why not become a real beauty like Sanae

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>>144014554
So I can marry into wealth and not get pregnant.

I'd get so much dick.

>>144014554
>tranny trap shit
Kys

>>144014554
Why wouldn't I?

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Why is 2pig2 so chunky?

>>144022369
How will seeing these threads every day turn me into Shinka

>>144027135
Meme magic.

>>144027135
Mental conditioning. Every time you see a thread like this, you want to be her just a little bit more.

Eventually, you'll want it enough to act on the desire.

>>144028905
>to act on the desire
3dpd sex changes != meme magic
it doesn't even sound enjoyable and this is coming from a faggot with a TF fetish

>>144028905
>Every time you see a thread like this, you want to be her just a little bit more.
But I already do

When does the Shinkafying begin

>>144029755
When you desire it enough.

>>144030156
Is the hairclip the key

I'll do it if I have to

>>144030303
It just might be.

What is Shinka for?

>>144030365
I need this
>>144030556
Being

>>144030556
Anilingus with Dekomori.

>>144030556
Making babies and feeding those babies with the milk from her soft juicy breasts.

>>144030556
Becoming

>>144014554
I don't, she's kinda mean and always really upset, I'd rather be Rikka or at least Yuuta if anything...

>>144031683
Can I stick it in you if you become Rikka?

Why would I want be anyone else?

>>144031769
... Why not.

>>144031790
You've never wanted to be something you're not, just so you can know what it's like?

>>144031914
Okay let me rephrase: Why would I want to be anyone else than Shinka?

>>144031914
I think he means why would he want to be anyone other than Shinka, which is a perfectly valid point

Every second spent not living Shinka's life in Shinka's body is pain

I want to be bullied by Nibutani. In a sexual way.

>>144031992
Oh, my apologies. I misunderstood you entirely.

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So I can bring /a/ to it's knees.

>>144032501
So that you can receive oral sex?

>>144020962
>menopause
andropause is a thing you know
that's why old mens' dicks don't work and they're cranky all the time

>>144028666
Satan knows best. All praise Kek

>>144032501
>Start a camwhore request thread on /a/ as Shinka
>mods sticky it

the board would break

>Hey Anon, would you mind driving me to my date tonight? Yay thanks! You're such a good friend!

>ywn be shink