GuP - Girls und Panzer

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Momo is a cool beauty!!!!!

>tfw I saw Funinculi Funincula live
best day of my life

Duce and Anzio best

>>143975751
No, she is only good for bullying and making fun of her glasses.

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>>143975708
Twintail drills are the best hairstyle

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>>143975790

She's for appreciating and head patting. She works hard.

>>143975708
I want a 1945-1959 league with Pattons, T-54s and centurions.

Also college Naomi in an M103

>>143975857
>she will never be your wife
>you will never have 4 sons with her
>she will never cook you

>>143975708
I want to hold her dainty feet.

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>>143975708

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>>143975857
>Anzai Chiyomi
>AnChiyomi
>Anchovy

I feel like an idiot for not picking up on this.

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>>143975937

>she will never cook you

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>>143975896
>Naomi in an M103
Would she have sniper duels against Nonna in a IS-3?

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Pls don't bully Erika

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>>143975894
I'd really like to see a short doujin about the council just having a vacation and relaxing after the movie. Especially Momo and Yuzu almost worked themselves to death, they just deserve some chilling.

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>>143976215
But if you don't bully Erika, she'll bully Yukari. You have to put Erika in her place.

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>>143976215
Is friendly teasing ok?

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>>143976215
>>143976283
Erika is a cute girl who deserves to be happy, even if she is a wehrmaboo!

>>143975708
Who is this semen demon?

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Did the Italian P.43 ever make it to the wooden mockup stage? Is it Senshado legal?

>>143976283
Just ask Maho to prohibit any Yukari bullying, problem solved.

>>143976320
I need to hug her.

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>>143976257

Agreed. And as much as I love the Momo, I think Yuzu needs some form of character development. She's almost as neglected as the Anteater team and she's got at least as much screen time as Momo and Anzu.

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>https://twitter.com/godhandtool/status/751949887369916417

Get ready for Maho

>>143976546
I'd rather see that i can get the 1/35 one, don't like that ball joints.

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>high schoolers know how to pilot a C-5
Explain this burgers

>>143976119
>Anzai Chiyomi
>Anzai Chiyomi
>AnChiyomi
>Anchomi
>Anchovy

Hodor

>>143976651
Carbon-coated autopilot

>>143976651
Daily reminder that girls operate the aircraft carriers

>>143976651
Naomi is a boy, and boys know how to fly planes.

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>>143975937
I want to be made into a spicy ragu and served over fettuccine by Anchovy-chan!

>>143976651
all the physics being broken in the movie, and we wonder about girls flying planes?

I want to smell Duce's farts after she eating a pizza

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>>143976905
Yes.

>>143976651
Pilot licenses aren't particularly hard things to get. You can start training for flight at any age and are allowed to solo fly powered aircraft at age 16 as well as getting private certification at 17.

Assuming GuPverse has some accelerated curriculum that starts training mechanical equipment usage at a early age. I can see them getting the hours required for a C-5.

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B E S T

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S

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>you can fly powered aircraft with 16
>can't drink alcohol until 21
Oh america

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Best girl coming through

>>143976651
carbs

>>143977147
meant to reply to
>>143977044

>>143977147
>you can have sex if you are 18 and you gf is 17

>>143977160
>wasn't able to kill a single tank

>>143976651
She read the manual, it has been proven effective since 1979.

>>143976829
>Naomi is a boy
How dare you talk about my wife like that

>>143977479
She took out Duck team.

>>143971876
>>143971940
Anyone have a link? I couldn't find them on sadpanda.

>>143975708
Fiat 2000
Literally best tank of WW1
>faster than FT-17
>turreted 65mm main gun in a 2-man turret
>actually good cross-country mobility
>armor reasonable for WW1 standards
>amusement value of Italian tank being good

>>143976026
/ak/ translation when?

>>143977877
Never because newfags want to kick out /ak/

>>143976419
>P.43
>wooden mockup
Yes, but a small scale one of the "show to the brass" kind. It's considered a paper only tank, would need case-by-case aproval.

>>143976651
>his country's highschoolers can't pilot a C-5
Hail to the first world, third-worlder

>>143977160
chi cunt ffycin

>>143978232
The oddly specific wordage of that rule is obviously a ploy by shiho to exclude tanks like the T29/T34 heavies that could hurt the Maus/tigers

>planned but fore V-J day and never built? OKAY!
>oh wait, it got built later? ILLEGAL

>Two P26/40s still exist, one preserved at the Museo della Motorizzazione in Rome and another reportedly kept near the army barracks near Lecce in the 1990s, although its current fate is unknown.
gee I wonder

>tfw Anchovy stole the P40

>>143975708
Why are her legs so white

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Would you marry a Nishizumi?

>>143978535
I want to marry Anchovy

>>143978420
>Tigers
Realistically most things bigger than 75 mm could hurt the tiger it wasn't sloped to any extent whatsoever

>>143978507
Anon, I...

>>143978535
Please tell me this is not just an arranged marriage courtesy of Shiho.

>>143978507
>What are stockings/tights

>>143978507
She's an albino. She just uses a lot of makeup on her face to appear to be a real human.

>>143978705
Shiho married some mechanic manwhore. I dont think they care.

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oh boy /ak/ threads are still fucking fast.. have just now read the last ~13 or so because not much time this week. can't wait for newest RW and upotte chapters.

>>143978694
>>143978709
Then why is she wearing panties over them

>>143978788
She's a slag?

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>>143978232
>>143978420

That doesn't rule out the heavier Italian P.75 then

>>143978661
Tiger IIs anon

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>>143975937
>She will never cook you

>>143976325
Translation?

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>>143978535
Yes, but not Maho or Miho, I'd marry Shiho

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>>143979098
You''d need a time machine.

>>143979183
I want my Shiho Nishizumi and Chiyo Shimada Prequel!

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>>143979183
>pantyhose

>>143979098
shiho doesn't get married. She kidnaps men and uses them for reproduction

I want to date Alice Shimada and have to hide it from everyone.

>>143979183
Why would I need a time machine?

>>143977680
Your wife has huuuge dick.

>>143979494
I want to date Erwin and take her to see Stalingrad 1993

>>143979548
Shiho is already married!

>>143978878
OK thanks for specifying that now

>>143979548
>Why would I need a time machine?
>>143979603
>Shiho is already married!
But that would erase Miho and Maho from the timeline! There would be rival anons there to stop you.

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>>143979331
It needs to happen. It's easy money.

>>143979568
I want to date Kay and take her to see Fury and just fuck during the breakfast scene

>>143979715
Would you call bullshit on the tiger scene with her?

>>143979689
>married women
>get the lewdest official art.

What is this?

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Post Duce

>>143977479
>implying she didn't btfo those fuckers
And she shall avenge the humiliation in the movie tenfold

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>>143976651

Wait. You mean that you can't? Doesn't everyone learn in your contries too? Not even a Hercules?

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>>143979961
My wife

>>143978319
Either speak English or barbar somewhere else

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>>143979783
why not

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>>143980037
Duce belongs to everyone in this thread!

>>143980106
I want lewd darjeeling.

>>143979760
I didn't see Fury. What did they do with the Tiger?
Pearl Harbor set the bar really low for WW2 movies.

>>143980185
Typical Belton cooper "5 Sherman's for 1 tiger" BS, real shame too because the dynamic the crew had was great

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>>143980014
Elle a cutie

>>143975708
Looks like a baby with diapers.

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>Finally watch Der Film
>Rose Hip was pretty entertaining
>Load up WT and take my M18 out in arcade
>69kph tank drifting around corners
>Flanking enemies like a boss
>Literally circle around the whole map, come up from behind, park between an enemy Churchill and a Stug
>"Soooo, whatcha guys lookin at?"

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>>143980167
better watch it m8

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>>143980294

> Piece of crap.gif

No bully.

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>>143980350
Try and stop me

>>143980465
I could watch this gif all day long, Elle's pouting face is the best

>>143979689
>Watch Shiho and Chiyo be friendly rivals.
>Watch Shiho the socially awkward girl develop her iron mask to make sure she never embarrasses herself again.
>Watch as she slowly falls in love with her head mechanic and while he falls in love with her too he grows more worried over her putting on her mask to all but him.
>Watch the tragedy unfold of Shiho becoming a woman that closes off her emotions and becomes the woman that will disown her daughter over a sport.

>>143980465
worst gun but best girl

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>>143980570
>>143980630

The cutest.

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>>143979568
She already did.

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>>143980570
how do you feel about this gif?

>>143980644
Sitting through those episodes where M16 was a cunt to her was literally suffering

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>>143980135
Don't you talk shit about Chovy.

>>143980279
Eh, that's a relatively minor fuckup, then. The 5:1 ratio is probably accurate for early-war Shermans with the 75mm gun and inexperienced crews. They just misapplied it to late-war Shermans with the 76mm and HVAP.

>>143976325
Anyone know what's being said?

>>143980803
Duce belongs to the people.

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>>143979689

>>143980679
Saved is what I think

>>143980811
Nope, according to Moran, the reason for 5 Sherman's is because 5 tanks is a platoon, and that was the smallest unit of tanks the US sent to do anything. Even against the panther, which was a tougher nut to crack the British reckoned a 2.1 to 1 numerical advantage was all you needed and they were using 75mm Sherman's for that calculation

>>143980966
If you can get the 75mm into effective range, sure. Problem being that the Tiger, and later the Panther, had much greater effective range that the 75mm.

And of course, the Americans fighting for the first time in North Africa couldn't be expected to wage an efficient battle anyway.

The 76mm neutralized the 8.8's range advantage, putting the Sherman squarely above the Tiger on the food chain. HVAP later neutralized the Panther's armor advantage, as well.

>>143980884
Don't worry, Shiho, in the next war the Nishizumi army will be twice the size of the enemy.

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Just finished watching the movie.
The ferris wheel was some good shit.

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>>143980294
>>143980465
>>143980570
>>143980630
>>143980644
>>143980679
Canon.

>>143979139
I'm not Taka chan but I'd totally hit her. I'd even marry her.

>>143981806
Poor Elle-chan doesn't deserve that

THAT doujin animated by 4 °C and Molot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABCtU6NB_xs

>>143981433
Of course the range advantage starts getting eaten away at when you factor in WP, the effectiveness of american artillery, the commander-gunner handoff which was always a problem for the cats, how proficient the Sherman's commander is at using terrain, etc. So yeah, the tiger and panther definitely had more powerful guns than the 75mm sherman but combat's a complicated thing

Senshado on the other hand is a fair bit more straightforward

>>143978535
nani da fuq is this shit?

>>143982410
Someone post the Chaffees knocking out Panthers text.

>>143982552

That's not surprising. Where's the one with the Greyhound?

>>143982252
>First Squad
Pls go away.

>>143979562
yeah the 17 pounder is a pretty big gun if that's what you mean

>>143982691
For you.

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This hobo slaps your ass. What do?

>>143982759
If I penetrated you would you die

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>>143982759
>Alisa taking 17 inch of dicking

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>>143982797
tulta

>>143978420
You got it wrong, Anon. It's noty oddly specific. It's pretty simple:

- Was the tank built after VJ day? (Y = Nope, not allowed; N = allowable)

If allowable:
- Did the tank, indeed, exist? (Y = Yeah, allowed; N = Allowed if you convince us)

>>143982797
blow her tracks off

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>>143982797
Use the Chicago typewriter.

Tiger I rather than a panther, but still a funny story, from The Battle of St.Vith by the US Army Armor School

During the Battle of St. Vith in the Battle of the Bulge, an M8 of Troop B, 87th Cavalry Reconnaissance Squadron was able to destroy a German Tiger I heavy tank. The M8 fired three 37 mm rounds through the relatively thin rear armor of the Tiger from only 25 yd (23 m), setting it on fire.

>>143982921
It would be extremely painful.

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Have some commanders.

>>143983015
Well, a Panzer II destroyed a KV2 by shooting its engine deck from behind from less than 10 meters distance.

>>143980664
>Wearing his canister horizontally
>that much free space on his belt
holy shit man, I struggle just to get all the fieldgear straps on. Theres no way he could manage that without a 38 inch waist.

>>143980135
Why is her face melting?

>>143983197
Sorry I didn't realise you had exactly the same equipment as WW2 German soldiers

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>>143982953
Naomi doesn't have a dick though, please delete this

>>143982797
Smash her face.

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Will Erika ever stop being bullied and become a cool confident girl Miho can rely on?

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>>143983468
Thats fine, just don't do it again.

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>>143983790
LA2

>>143983868
Show me the mauser

>>143983868
Yukari please
Ngl I thought you were in the military, I'm retarded

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>>143983553
Why else is she called 17 pounder-chan then?

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>>143983790
Not if I can help it

>>143984001
Can't, I'm using a loaner at the moment. Waiting for one to speaks to me before I snatch it up.

Eclair on suicide watch

>>143984014
You are not a good person

>>143984261
She swapped all my turrets again! Do you know how long that takes to fix?

>>143984339
That's because you are bullying her, fagget.

>>143984115
I see which one do you have in mind?

>>143984452
But that was the other guy, not me!

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>ywn comfort a crying Momo
>ywn tell her that everything will be fine
>ywn confess your love for her

Why even live?

>>143984524
Oh yeah, the only one who bullies her and have shitloads of shitty-made models is you.

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Would you a Duce brother?

>>143975708
>not t1 cunninghams

wow OP

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>>143984672

Only if he put his sister's pantyhose and wig

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>>143984261
>>143984452
It's called being "tsundere" anon, all the kids are doing it

>>143975708
Maybe an interwar league would be better.

>>143984488
mitchells mausers

But really, i'm not sure. I haven't been looking too hard. It will probably have to be a Russian capture since everyone else's special snowflake variants won't pass inspection and I don't feel like dropping 1200 dollars on a rifle i'll be dragging through the mud.

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>>143984013
because she's so good at handling her gun, duh

>>143981433
just load some hvap rounds

Did Shermans have smoke shells to fire at Jerry?

They had superior everything, but armor really, if they could at least hit the enemy with a smoke shell and blind them, it could save them to advance.

Earlier in the war pz4s shot smoke rounds at heavy Russian armor to allow panzer 3s to get closer.

>>143984859
I'm not sure that guy is being tsundere to Erika, this faggot hates her all the time.

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>>143983790
You mean Maho can rely on, right?
Miho has Yukari.
And i think Maho already relies on her.

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>>143984227
There are enough Nishizumis around she can be a fangirl of.
Miho may even help her.

>>143985027
but i'm both >>143984014
and >>143984859 and i don't hate erika

So guys

Season 2 when?

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>>143985083
I'm preety sure I meant Miho, Maho doesn't need anyone maybe an anon

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What games does /ak/ play?

>inb4 WoT and WT

>>143985609
been playing lots of verdun lately and i might buy silent hunter 3

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>>143975708
>>143975857
>>143976026
>>143976837
>>143978929
>>143979961
>>143980037
>>143980135
>>143980803
>>143983000
>>143984672
>>143984767
Alright, this is going to be the best gup thread to date
More Anchovy

>>143985609

Men of War AS2, CK3, HOI and Vicky

>>143985609
WT, armored core, steel battalion IL-2 1946, GTR Evolution, Stalker

>>143985609
WT, R6:Siege, KSP, MGS, Heliborne, XCOM, Men of War, HoI4.

>>143985679
Anchovy date simulator when?

>>143985609
playing stellaris right now

>>143985676
Get the grey wolves mod if you do, it makes so many awesome changes

>>143985676
SH4 is better, that new HMS Marulken thing looks fun too.

>>143985713
Oh, and I forgot Ace Combat.

>>143985609
WoT
Literally trying to pirate HoI IV as we speak

>>143985724
I played for 4 hours and get bored

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>>143985609
RO2, PR, Squad, Wargame and WT

I don't have that many games to play mostly because there isn't any that calls my attention

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>>143985837
>PR
You're a good man already.

>>143985837
EE, ALB or RD? I've been looking for people to play ALB with
>>143985785
I think we can all agree SH5 is the worst though

>>143985721
A man can dream

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>>143985986
Silly me, forgot this

>>143985609
Might get into WT Ground Forces and take a break from WoT. But, I play aviation in WT, Stalker, and CoH 2.

Been thinking about buying the IS-2 premium tank in WT. Is it any good?

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Posting the movie ost once more

https://mega.nz/#!5dQngTRT!A_VSeQLDnIi5lf2et4qXcV6Rd3-v2mwnXHumy0njf6s

>>143986047
If you have the cash, get the T29 and laugh at tiger IIs

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>>143985419
Maho may not "need" her, but it probably won't do her any harm to have a friend around. Miho won't be there all day.
And i'm probably not wrong when i think Erikas social skills are likely still better than Shiho's.

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>>143985679

>>143985248
Never show is dead

>>143985609
played WOT years ago when it wasn't absolute shit. Mainly play coh2 nowadays.

How are these girls not covered in bruises and scrapes from operating a tank with so much bare skin?

>>143986285
>WOT
>when it wasn't absolute shit
So, never?

>>143986281
What is never show?

>>143986298
Carbon coating, son.

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>>143986298
Carbon coating.

>>143986298
CARBON COATING

Though I wouldn't mind seeing minor injuries in the show, no one dying or anything, but getting thrown around will def bruise you up

>>143985609
Lately way too much RO2, especially HOTW mod. They really need to get their shit to balance maps and Brits. I swear, they have Anti-tank class which is just Piat being glorified knee mortar with less ammo and shitty sights that can't damage vehicles and a handgun. Not even satchels or anti tank granades to destroy them.

Wondering if I should get myself Day of Infamy (WW2 Insurgency) when it comes out or wait a little. I got the alpha key and weapons are pretty detailed, even to the point where you have to insert blank bullets to fire granade launcher from Kar98k and Enfield.

>>143985679
She's literally the perfect wife.

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>>143985721
If, it should include a Pepperoni joke route. Stalking Chovy and trying to get a kiss.

Is Anchovy's hair silver or green?

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>>143986191
Why would you stay with someone who doesn't appreciate you as much as you appreciate them, I really like Erika that's why seeing Maho acting like a soulless robot makes me pity her

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Not to act entitled, but weren't the V5 subs slated to be released before July?

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>>143986298

Only their butts

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>>143986360
You don't get injuries to protect the girls from Miho. See pic.

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>>143986339
God I'd love to blitzkrieg Erwins ass

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>>143978986
>>143980839
A charm?
Totsugeki(charge)? How nice!
Totsugeki(charge) really is the best!
on charm: Charge Best/Number1

eh? Choose between raw or gum (condom)?
I don't really understand

Are?
What is this situation?

*Totsugeki can also mean to have sex

>>143985609

Obligatory WoT, no WT though.

WoWS, World in Conflict, C&C Generals Shockwave mod, Fallout 2.

>>143976651
my pet theory is that everyone in this alternate reality is super intelligent. which is why the world has more then enough resources and technical ability to dump billions of dollars into high schoolers upbringing and personal entertainment (school fleets and panzerfaust). also explains why the girls don't need to attend any classes. they just coast through HS cirriculum with their super intelligence and spend all their time in club activities developing social and networking skills

>>143986471
>Anal sex in a nutshell.

>>143986320
Girls und Panzer

>>143986455
Yeah, but with that "taking the burden for Miho" stuff sorted out more or less Maho can change her attitude.
It's not like Maho doesn't like / appreciate Erika,(else Erika would be some random KMM crewmember, not vice) she just put up her facade as the cool and distant Nishizumi heir so far.

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>>143986643

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>>143986510
The samurai army was faster, anon.

>>143986510
Erwin is by far the best character

Also best, most loyal and sexier girl

The only downside is that she's not real

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>>143985609
I'm primarily a console pleb because I move a lot for a work. WoT is the only even remotely WW2-themed game I play with any regularity any more. Used to play quite a bit of Battlestations Midway and Pacific though.

There just aren't any good WW2-themed games on console these days. I'm probably gonna give up on WoT soon enough because it won't be long now until the Japanese Heavies come along and ruin the mid tiers like they did on PC.

>>143986104
>go WT wiki
>search up T29
>look at armaments
>105mm gun
>3x 12.7mm Brownings
>3x
Holy shit.

>>143986510
Riko-chan.

>>143980613
I want this!

>>143986719
I never said Maho doesn't appreciate Erika, I just said it's highly disproportionate to the ammount of importance Erika gives her, Erika must be just a little above background character in her list of priorities

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>>143986782

Just buy a decent laptop

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>>143986800
Why do Hippo girls get so flustered if you use their real names

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>>143986983

Why Aki/Peko is a thing now?

>>143987012
Hurr durr traggered

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>>143986956
I got a new one just last week - paid for by my employer.. Nividia 960M, 8Gb RAM, 1Tb hybrid drive. I haven't had the time to set it up yet though. It'll be interesting to see what it can and can't run.

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>>143987083

Mine has Nividia 940M and 6Gb, and can run a lot fine

>>143986854
Uh, Erika is basically her right hand at Kuromorimine.
Granted, she still treatened her rather distant, but that, as said, may change after the movie. IIrc Erika was shown to have a rather relaxed chat in the credits, with a happily smiling Maho.

>>143985811
90 hours and counting here

>>143987195
I want to buy those girls ice cream.

>>143987012
What's she saying?

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>>143987215
I still prefer healthy relationships

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>>143985609
If you're only counting /ak/ things, it's probably just WoT and Insurgency.

I just got into Pike & Shot: Campaigns, and I'm loving it so far.

>there will never be a Girls und Tercio

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She didn't deserve to suffer like that

>>143987195
Hell, I'm a broke ass student with an old GT 520 and half as much RAM and I can still play it WITHOUT ULQ

>>143987327
>...is fine...
Eh?
>Riko is fine! Don't make me say it another time! Sheesh...
>I-It's a bit embarrassing after all...
Riko-san

>>143985953
I really liked what they did in SH5 with moving around the stations but it translated so terribly to the actual premise, they should've kept the war in the Pacific, the U-Boats were fucking failures anyways.

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>>143987463
It still hurts.

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>>143987231

I want to beat them

>>143987327
If you really want to know then Image search it on IQDB, select the one on Danbooru/Gelbooru and it'll have a translation

>>143985837
Play PR with me, I need a nigga that can fire the SPGs and HATs

>>143987628
Leave it to Kay to debrief them.

>>143987609
Why is she so shit?

>>143985609
FH2, PR, Arma 2/3, Hoi3, War Tumblr, World of Skanks, World of Botesluts, DCS, and some other not so /ak/ things.

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>>143987727
Fucking fite me.

>>143987609
Inarguably they would have been better with all those competent teams surviving and throw Pooptyusha at the enemy team as a distraction.

>>143987871

Fuck off Nonna

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>76 years later, Caliphate of France

Anchovy's little brother steals her clothes and wig so he can put it on and sneak into anzio to hit random girls with his onee-san's cropstick

>>143987727
>Clara
>shit
GULAGED

>>143987883
While Nonna's IS-2 would be more valuable in the fight i wouldn't expect a capitalist pigdog like you to understand the concept of loyalty

What the point of Boko?

He will always get beaten?

>>143988151
You can be loyal and not be shit, Clara should try it.

>>143983234
Cause she's hot.

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>>143988076

I want to be the Duce's lil bro

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Best tank of the war

>>143988151
Kat didn't deserve the loyalty though. She was breaking down harder than Arisa. Not only her body is childish.

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>>143987083
A 960M will run any modern game just fine. It's certainly not a high-end powerhouse, but I'd expect it to run even upcoming graphically intensive AAA games such as Battlefield 1 well enough without any major sacrifices. Only the effect of its VRAM amount is an unknown; if it's the 2GB 960M version, it may struggle on some demanding games that a 4GB version would run effortlessly.

Regardless, that's a solid machine that should last you for years easily, and for now enable you to game smoothly at full HD and 60fps, though to reach that, you'll have to do without the top margin eye candy in some newer games.

>>143988203
jobbers who never give up are great.

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>>143988151
>loyalty
Cult of personality.

>>143988373
Deutsche Infanterie Rüstung ist beste Rüstung

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>>143987986
wait wat

>>143988485
Probably that goddamn doujin, I don't like that doujin

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>>143988446
No, that would be the Saki cult.

That said, can anyone translate? Would be interesting why Erika of all people strips to a leaf skirt and plays caveman with the rabbits.

>>143988359
>you will never be Azusas little brother
>you will never flip Oarai students skirts without consequence
>you will never be washed by an Oarai student
>you will never be coddled by a senshado team

>>143988485
She never score

>>143987986
source?

I don't recall it on THAT

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>>143988446

Still better than obsession

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>>143988397
She only lost her shit when Klara decided to fight multiple pershings while in the sights of the Karl

>>143988446
But Nonna's loyalty to Katyusha is genuine!

>>143988548
Calm down. It's a joke in the WoT manga.

>>143988555
I want to sacrifice Saki's virginity to a pacific islander deity!

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>>143988548
No, it was from the WoT doujin.
Saori basically had her first match, totsugeki'd and got insta-killed, resulting in that panel.
Nobody was harmed except her pride.

>>143975708
W-What is my Duce implying with that expression and that pose?

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>>143984571

Why remind me ;_;

>>143988373
Not a cromwell

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>>143975708
>wake up
>see these on your bed
What do, /gup/?

>>143988700
She wants your salsiccia.

>>143988597
Do you think Erika watches Maho while she sleeps? What about while she showers?

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>>143987648
If you can stand my awful spanish accent I can use everthing but the Chink HAT kit

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Our glorious commander did nothing wrong

>>143988658
rip thicc radio operator

>>143988824
Turn around, check other side.
Maybe Yukari and Erika are there, too.

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>>143988824

Hug

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>>143988824

Ask where the Momo one is.

>>143988902
What happens to dissidents in the Pravda gulag?

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>>143988958
>>143988988
Sorry all you get is a pair of chibi catgirl Nisihizumi sisters on your bed.

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>>143988658

>Saori
>Pride

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>>143989016

Then I breed them until a Momo version pops out.

>>143988864
That would probably more be "ALWAYS - at - your - side" -Fondue's thing.
Erika likely has way to much respect for Maho to do that. A short peek maybe, but not more.

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>>143989000

Ask Nina

>>143989016
pat their heads

>>143989129
>>143988832
Momo a shit.

>>143988898
Goddamn Glastonbury!

>>143987609
Would have been better if Klara had only been presumed out and managed to fix the turret and take out a Pershing from behind before her flag went up.

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>>143989183
You a shit!

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>>143989183
In your second linked pic is no Momo. Also your statement is wrong.

>>143989300
>>143989339
Momo a SHIT!

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>>143989183

Fight me kid.

Momo does her best. She doesn't deserve your pitiful bullying.

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>>143989300

Momo suck dicks for funds

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>>143988407
It's the 4Gb 960M. The regular RAM is also upgradable too 16Gb.

>>143983191
There are also documented cases of a T-70 destroying two Panthers in a column ambush and a duo of Chaffees destroying a duo of Panthers in a mutual surprise

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>>143989354

Maybe when you can back that statement up instead of spewing childish insults, we'll talk.

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>>143989371
>does her best
>Momo
Someone post the webm of Momo making impossible misses that defy the law of physics.

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>>143989376
>>143989354

>>143984726
That's post WW1