Would you marry a loli, /a/?

That's not a loli, that's a NEET

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Anzu a cute. Cute!

can you define because "little girl" no. "young looking/child looking adult" maybe.

>>143975136
I'd marry that loli yeah. She's just like me

>>143975473
but then who'd take care of the other?

>>143975553
I would take care of her. I'd do anything for her. I'd give up all my games and my lifestyle for her.

>>143975136

No, NSA-san, of course I wouldn't

>>143975136
Pf course, I would even get to work in order to make her happy forever.
Marrying a cute loli would be the best thing that could possibly happen in my life.

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>>143975136
Nope.

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>>143976375
What are they gonna do, take me to loli jail?

I LOVE lolis

Would you rather:

A. Marry a girl with the body of an adult but the mind of a child.

Or

B. Marry a girl with the body of a child but the mind of an adult.


Answer honestly!

>>143976579
nope loli train then loli jail.

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What kinda question is that?

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>>143976617
B

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>>143976617
B

FAKE NEET AND FAKE LOLI.

>>143976617
I like both.
Probably B though. I don't like dumb girls.

>>143976739
oh here we go again...

>>143976739
What the fuck is a fake loli?

>>143976788
A loli who is secretly a flat old hag

>>143976617

>A. Marry a girl with the body of an adult but the mind of a child.

Bruh, that describes any semi-attractive woman in existence

>>143975136
I would only marry a loli.

I don't really believe in marriage. I'm not letting any bitch take half my shit.

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>>143977694
this

>>143976617
I can't be picky when it's 2D, but if we are talking about 3D here, then fuck A or B.

>>143976617
B, but I would rather have a girl with the body of a child and the mind of a child.
Though, it wouldn't bother me if she still act childish like most eternal lolis.

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>>143978458
The question is whether she has an adult male or female mind
Would you let another anon be your loli?

>>143976617
define "body of a child". loli like shinobu? loli like kukuri? pettanko middle school girl body?

>>143978539
Is he cute and childish?
Then yes, I would marry that loli.

>>143978568
Body of a child (under the age of 13) but you get to pick how old (ie you pick if it's 7 or 13 or whatever )

>>143975136
False idol
False neet
False loli

>>143977734
Lolis are still young unless they are false, you can shape her out to not be a bitch.

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Requirements for being a loli:
>2d
>female
>small
>cute
>hates pizzas

anything else?

>>143979826
Bard is lewd! Lewd!

>>143979904
puffy vulva

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>>143979904
but why do they hate pizza?

>>143979904
Is there a loli who is not cute?

>>143976617
B obviously

60% of women are allready in the A category

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>>143976617
>a 5 year old with the mind of a 45 year old

>>143976617
Second one, first sounds like it would get annoying real quick also

>>143979826
me top left looking at my friend's drawing

>>143979849
You can't shape a snake.

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>>143980225
>45 year old with the mind of 5 year old

>>143979826
1 Swordmage
2 Wizard
3 Sorceress
4 Cleric
5 Paladin
6 Bard
7 Rogue
8 Druid
9 Under the bed
0 choose

>>143980512
Lolis are not snakes yet so you can.

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>>143980164
Yes.

>>143981012
A snake is a snake

>>143979826
>>143980816
roll

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>>143981157
But lolis are not snakes!
Stop being a bully.

>>143980816
Fuck it

>>143981278
Is that egg gonna hit her in the face?

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I already did. Chino and I are happily married.

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>>143976617
B like this one?

>>143981477
Can't marry photoshop.

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>>143981370
tell me about the bunnies
why do they wear the microbikinis

>>143981278
Don't defend a snake.

>>143981352
Maybe, lolis are not known for being the best chefs in the world.
On the bright side, she will look adorable when she goes crying to her husband because she failed.

Are there girls who wish to be little girls forever?

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>>143981646
Because they know that they're sexy in the micro bikinis.

>>143981646
A more important question is why do you have a picture of my wife in a microbikini?

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>>143981686
Stop calling them snakes I said!
Lolis are simply cute angels and fairies.

>>143976617
B.

>>143977547
>Old hags
>attractive
Pick one.

>>143981715
Many. Why do you think make up is sold so much in the first place?

>>143981990
But they don't use make up to look like lolis

>>143981610
You can marry pretty much anything these days.

>>143982061
They use it to look young.

>>143977523
do you like wrinkly lolis?

>>143982064
Except lolis, you can marry even men while being a man yourself but not lolis.

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>>143982243

>>143975136
>euro power sockets

lol wat

>>143982289
What is that face trying to convey?

>>143982384
>lol

>>143982430
Why can't I marry a refrigerator?

She's 17, not a loli.

My wife is her age, it's really not the same at all even if they look like children.
>>143982430
The displeasure of not being able to marry a 12 year old plus the pleasure of being fast and bulbous

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So, I think I'm going to call a close to my polls on what lolis you guys like. I didn't get to run both polls for a full week, but both are showing mostly the same thing.

The results are that most of /l/ likes pubescent lolis, but with a sizable minority liking eternal lolis, and the rest liking primary school age girls.There were only 4 & 3 votes for pre-primary school girls on the actual and body age polls.

Thank you to all the anons who voted.

>>143982676
Aren't those the polls that had teenagers and adults as options?

>>143975136
How is the controller USB cable plugged directly into an outlet?

>>143975136
who is this girl?

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>>143982752
If you're the guy saying "legal/eternal lolis are fake lolis" then, I guess from your perspective, one of them would have.

>>143982676
So....12-14 year olds?

>>143982839
No, but they go along with eternal lolis-

I'd pet a loli but not marry one.

>>143982856
More like 10-12 or 11-12.

>>143982856
10-13 year olds were 46% in actual age. physical age had 12 at 30%, 11 at 16% and 10 at 12%.

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>>143976617

I'll take A. Titties and whimsical conversation. I can live with that.

>>143983014
12 year olds the most?
That reminds me of that one guy in Rizelmine.

>>143983014
>10-13 year olds 46% in actual age
Wait, what? How?
Most of posts either like them to act mature or like innocent kids.
It's pretty uncommon to see posts that want lolis to act as teenagers which those ages are closer to.

>>143983217
You could always ignore it.
Polls in this place have always been worthless in more than one sense.

>>143983217
Maybe it's the body type

>>143983217
Many popular lolis are in that age bracket. KnJ, loliball, IM, Asuha.

>>143982776
Her stand is a variation of Red Hot Chili Pepper. She plays with people's lives.

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>>143976617
A, as long as she just acts childish

>>143983588
Most of them don't act like their age though.
KnJ lolis are the only ones actually, well, two of them.

>>143976617
Mentally retarded vs physically stunted?

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>>143976618
>loli train
Please no

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>>143983776
Look, anon. Lolis is lolis, and I doubt most of the anons here have that much experience with actual children, especially not down to the level of detail of what age of child acts like what.

Plus, the body age poll clearly shows that it's the body they're mostly interested.

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>>143976617
I'll go all in on B.

>>143982676
>>143982839
I'm so fucked up dude.

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>>143984106
What's the point of a mental age poll then?

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>>143984101
Too late motherfucker

>>143984106
That thing in your post is clearly not a loli though.

>>143984317
Is somebody translating that tankoubon

>>143984253
The problem with mental age is that there are different layers of mental age. For instance many of my favorite types of girls are very mature and responsible (more than most real adults) yet have the mannerisms of a young child, two different dimensions which can both be classified as "mental age".

>>143976617
A is literally 3DPD

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>>143984317
Part 2 when

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>>143984253
It was an actual age poll. I mean, I doubt most 121+ aged lolis act like actual 121+ year olds, but people like the idea of 121 year old lolis that act like they do in anime.

>>143984363
I'm sorry you don't like Oppai Lolis.

>>143976617
>there are anons actually choosing A
Except of a few very precise situations its worse in every sense.
Wise loli all the way around

>>143976617
I want a girl with the body of a child and the mind of one, too.

>>143984750
The first one didn't have a thing of loli at all. Didn't look even underage.

That aside, muscular lol is are strangely cute even if never seen nowhere.

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>>143976617
B. What kind of question is that.
All the experience with the freshness of a small body.

What about raising a young girl to be the perfect wife?
Something like Hikaru Genji plan?
Raising may include developing her body to be your perfect type, probably like with that girl in Gunsmith Cats did for her boyfriend.

>>143985094
I guess you have to have seen the original to appreciate it. She clearly has a younger face and smaller, less developed frame.

>>143984900
Well B would lead to all sorts of bad situations, with people questioning whether you're a child molestor or a pervert or something. A would be less obvious, though you'd need to keep a tight leash on her so she doesn't get herself into trouble. People try to take advantage of adults all the time so an adult with the mind of a child would be in for a tough go of it.

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>>143979826
>Random giant food everywhere
>Everytiem

>>143984698
Oh shit guys she's got a gun!

>>143985140
I love this one. Could have done without the prolapse, but still good.

>>143985185
How would you control their physical development? Also, if we're talking about 3DPD "legal lolis" never actually look like lolis so I'd rather she grows normally.

>>143985365
That's one of the things I always thought of when thinking about having a loli wife. Just think about going to a lingerie stood, picking out something sexy to give your wife on her anniversary and then having to ask "do you have this in child's sizes?"

>>143985374

I've been seeing this a lot recently. Have you people never heard of food pillows?

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>>143975136
Sure, why not?

>>143985646
>Have you people never heard of food pillows?
>food pillows
god bless the usa

>>143985365
>Well B would lead to all sorts of bad situations, with people questioning whether you're a child molestor or a pervert or something.
who in the name would mind such a simple set of drawbacks? just act as a father/brother/whatever in public and its fixed.
A on the other hand leads you to have to take care of a child which everyone else seems like a responsible adult.
>>143985608
tell them she´s a midget and at offended if they try to pull something off

>>143985692
>if they try to pull something off
What?

>>143985608
Simulate the thing that happened with the villain of The Orphan.

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>>143975136

No, of course not, can you imagine?

The Clock would kill me

>>143985867
I mean if they get suspicious or/and try to call the police or something of the sort. After all pissing off a costumer is never a good idea, and people usually back off when a special snowflake of the sort is on the line

>>143985185
And marrying her until she is old?
I would rather not, better marry her young.

>>143985888
I don't think I should emulate villains, anon. Except maybe Red Skull.

I want to commit a felony

>>143986127
The circumstances that happened to the villain in that movie that turned her into what she was was beyond her control, she had a fucked up life and fucked up her mind.

>>143985608
Most lingerie stores don't really have kids sizes. Even Victoria's Secret's smallest size is like a 0, though they might sell regular panties/bras for teens.

I'm sure it'd be much easier to just buy that stuff online. However, that's missing half the fun of lingerie shopping. You go with your gf and you guys pick out stuff while you hide your boner and then you go home and bang.

>>143985692
>just act as a father/brother/whatever in public and its fixed.
That's unfair for her, and could still get you in trouble depending on where you live. A young guy with a girl is going to get dirty looks no matter what, really.

>>143986252
I have not seen that movie.

>>143986321
It's got a killer loli

>>143986396
So does Hannah

>>143986396
Sounds good. Anime or Live Action?

>>143986512
Live action movie

>>143986314
>That's unfair for her
life its unfair. If she´s smart she will understand that its not really an option
>and could still get you in trouble depending on where you live. A young guy with a girl is going to get dirty looks no matter what, really.
just to be clear, we are talking about the 2D world right? even if you are applying 3D logic here, I don´t think I even know what you are talking about. unless you are doing something really creepy nobody would bat an eye

>>143986566
I'll look into it when I get home.

>>143986314
>A young guy with a girl is going to get dirty looks no matter what, really.
that's okay, I'm not that young anymore.

>>143986314
>A young guy with a girl is going to get dirty looks no matter what
No, not really.
Have you never been with a little girl at any place that isn't a home?

It won't look suspicious at all unless you go to her when she is all alone and give her a candy to then make her follow you. If she was your wife all you need to do is take her hand normally do whatever you want except kiss her in public and no one will say a thing.

Those guys who married inanimate objects, do they fuck those things they marry?

>>143986913
Yes.

>>143986314
Everyone is so horrified of being called a pedophile that really you can get away with doing anything with a little girl in public by just saying "If you think there's something sexual about this then you're the one with a problem"

>>143987024
That's a nice way to think about it, but in reality it just takes one call to 911 and you'll be carted off in a cruiser for questioning. God forbid you end up in a holding cell and one of the cops lets it slip you're a possible child molestor or something.

>>143987122
We're talking about a legal loli wife, so the worst that would happen is she'd have to show her ID to the cops.

>>143986712
>I'll look into it when I get home.
Look up Hanna (2011) too, completely underrated.

>>143976617
What would YOU pick Party Van-kun?

>>143987252
Will do, anon. I'm not big on movies, but I am big on lolis.

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>>143984101
>only 1 chapter translated

>>143987336
You'll like it, I promise.

>>143987122
People really are paranoid over this. They won't call 911 just because they saw a guy walking hand in hand with a little girl or is naturally playing with her.
As long as you aren't touching her sexually, no one can do you thing. Even if the cops somehow get you, they can't put you in jail if they have no proof, less if the girl testify on your favor.

And if she is your wife, it would all end with she showing a document.

>>143987639
Assuming we're talking about a legal loli, yes. But in western countries what would happen if you married a young loli?

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>>143976617
Why would anyone choose A. B is the best.

>>143986396
How much loli screen-time are we talking about in that movie?

>>143987901
She's the title character.

>>143986314
When I was 24, I started dating a 13-year-old girl.

I didn't get any dirty looks besides the occasional soccer mom.

With a preadolescent, it's even easier to claim to be a cousin or even a sibling if you share hair and eye color.

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>>143975136
very yes.

>>143979826
Me a Paladin.

>>143979826
cleric reporting in

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>>143975136
I'll only marry my waifu.

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>>143980816
9

>>143986314
Victoria's Secret actually has kid stores next to their regular ones now. I saw one in Toronto once.

>>143987840
Nothing unless one of the pair speaks and that other person report it. You can do more or less the same except for possessing the option to just showing her documents.
They still can't throw you into jail or arrest you without proof.

>>143988782
>Victoria's Secret actually has kid stores next to their regular ones now. I saw one in Toronto once.

Is it their "Pink" line? I actually haven't been to a mall in a few years now so I don't remember. Last I saw they were selling more "casual" stuff probably aimed at teens. Little kids don't really need bras, and parents usually just buy bulk panties from walmart or whatever. Not like anyone is going to be seeing them.

>>143989515
I think that was it.

>>143989515
Little girls do care about it, some prefer to not use, other prefer cute animals in them. It varies from girl to girl but they normally have their favorite kind of panties.

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Who's your favorite loli this season, and why is it this fluffy little ball of hair?

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>>143975136
"Would"?

>>143976617
The only right choice is B. It would be problematic having more than one Autist in our relationship

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I'd rather be a loli. A-anyone want me?

>>143984396
I really hope so, I need to know if our valiant hero is going to defeat the lieutenant and face the final boss or will he be thrown in prision? I must know the outcome.

>>143990414
Because the other lolis in the mecha anime aside from the MC haven't appeared yet and none of Prisma girls are anywhere near original Illya level of greatness.
She wins by default.

Speaking of which, are there any other lolis this season?

>>143990690
But be younger please, only that way I could take you.

>>143979826
Clerics are always in demand.

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>>143990690
We gonna start the ERP now?

>>143979904
But they love cheese pizza though.

>>143976617
B. Superior choice in every way.

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>>143990804
T-that's awfully forward of you, anon...

>>143990896
Yes or No, Godammit?

>>143990690
If you looked like Ro Chan I would take you any time, if you know what I mean.

>>143976617
B. Because B.

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Loli is for protecting not fucking

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>>143991008
Well, I didn't say no...

>>143991083
We can only wish, most unfortunately.

>>143976617
B is always my favorite.

>>143991169
sauce, google ain't doing shit.

>>143991169
cant wait until he breaks mentally and gives her the dick
>you remind me of your mother
can't wait

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>>143990690
>Implying the idea of turning a former anon trapped in a loli body into a turbo slut its not even hotter

>>143991169
Stop being a faggot, they can be for both.

>>143979826
that fluid druid is too smug

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>>143991169
I'd protect her with my dick.

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>>143991593

I don't think that would be protecting

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>>143991296

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>>143991665
The dick shoots missiles.

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>>143981370

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>>143991726

That button actually works? I assumed it was a bug or something

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>>143991169
how about protecting her by taking her first kiss and forcing her to promise to marry you while you hold her hands and look into her eyes

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>>143976617
B. Easy choice. I'm not pedo.

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>>143991959
I don't follow.

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>>143991325
I'm glad you're so enthusiastic, anon.

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>>143991959
>forcing her
This is were you are wrong. You don't force loli to marry you, you convince them by being a great boyfriend.

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>>143992163
Go outside and say hello. It's not hard. inb4 old meme

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>>143991805
Yes

>>143992163
>Short = loli
When will this meme die.

>>143975136
No. I like women of strong mental fortitude.

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>>143992748
A cute little legal woman.

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Marry and reproduce

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>>143991805
chino a cute

>>143976617
I prefer C, a girl with the body and mind of a child. I want not only her childish body, but for her to keep her childlike innocence and purity in heart and mind forever.

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>>143976617
B seems obvious, but I think I'll take my chances with A.

>>143975136
Irl? Yes.
Not irl? Also yes.

Even if I can't marry a loli, I still want to expirience one. Good thing that I will be visiting Thailand later this year.

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>>143993721
>visiting trapland
Have fun.

>>143975136
does that character have a name then and what is it?

>>143993721
Monkey prostitutes aren't lolis.

>>143994111
He said Thailand, not Africa.

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Mantis?

>>143975918
>TL never

It's about time I stop being an EOP.

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Or Rabbit?

>>143994192
Thais look like monkeys as well, Anon.

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Snake is the cutest loli!

>>143994344
>Snake
>loli

>>143993721
It makes a big difference if you actually like the girl.
If your type are white blond girls for example, other types will be a downgrade in experience. Same with prostitutes, if you don't like sluts, it won't be that exciting. Though, in this case, just doing something forbidden could be exciting enough.

>>143994344
Sorry anon, but she's an old hag.

>>143994401
Girls peak at 14, stupid.

>>143994344
That's not a loli.
Not even her series considers her one. They put the line at the zombie.

>>143994192
SEA niggers are stil niggers

>>143994446
Those are not lolis, they are old hags.
Girls peak at 7.

>>143994446
I will concede that 14 year olds are the best old hags, but they are still old hags nonetheless.

>>143975136
Google didn't help, what is sauce on this image?

>>143994578
No they don't, before puberty they are completely unremarkable.
>>143994608
Old hag is high school and beyond.

Not any specific age, just high school because it corrupts them.

>>143994730
Always try Saucenao before Google.

>>143975136
Only a stupid dickhead would marry someone in this year and century, also why the hell should I marry someone who won't be a loli anymore after a couple of years.

>>143975136
Not one that smells like Anzu. Blech!

>>143994859
>Old hag is high school and beyond.
Hold hag is when they are no longer loli, and 14 is no longer loli most of the time.

>>143995076
High school is what destroys the mentality.

>>143988242
Best thing marrying and sleeping with Kokonoe isn't the lewd. It's the fact that you're going to be surrounded by all that fluffy, fragrant long hair. I just want to touch those twintails.

>>143995172
Loli is about body, anon.

>>143995263
It's both.

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>>143994960

What if she is an eternal loli?

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>>143975136
I have.

>>143995377
>It's both
That's almost as stupid as "loli is a broad term for 2D children"

>>143995497
I always wondered why there are no eternal shotas.

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I'll marry her before she goes off to war, and she can keep a picture of me in her pocket that she can show off to all the other lolis in her platoon.

>>143995569
There's no appeal to them.

>>143993792
Implying I would mind trying out a little trap.

>>143993721
>>143995787
>you'll never buy a little girl from human traffickers and raise her as your daughter

>>143980816
I want to BE the bard!

>>143995520
I want to date Kate.

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>>143994446
>>143994578
Girls peak at 10 you stupide. They're ready for reproduction and still fresh.

>>143995569
Probably extremely niche. Even gays prefer good-sized cocks, where as eternal shotas will forever have eternally small dicks.

>>143995787
Not sure, but I know Australia is the #1 customer for thai lolis

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>>143975136
Only if it's with this cutie.

>>143994395
I think he wants to visit Thailand because he doesn't want to feel guilty about what he will do. if the girl is foreign, then I won't feel sorry for her. The same thing applies to warfare. It's easy to kill Arabs or viet cong because they are primitive, different, don't talk our language, don't resemble us that much and they might not have emotions or feel pain. A 12 year old Thai girl does not have a soul, she has been doing this all her life and having sex with her won't leave a single mark on your counciousnes. while a blonde, 12 year old German girl can be sympathized with and you will feel guilty trying to do anything to a innocent, Civilized white girl.

>>143994395
Well I don't have much of a choice do
I?

>>143996265
How much trolling is actually in this post?
Anyway 12 is too old, yuck. 8 is best, 10 is also optimal.

>>143996024
Girls are still fresh at 14.

>>143996483
>Fresh
>14
Pick one

>>143996596
I'll pick both.
>he's never been with one

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How does Kuro make you feel?

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>marry loli
>she grows up
>divorces me
>leaves with everything but the bird
no

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>>143996483
14 is the very limit. After it's just too old. It's nowhere near "peak".
>>143996687
unarroused.

No, it is the absolute limit.

>>143996785
>unaroused
Why/

>>143984101
Fucking Yosh.

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>>143996844
Because she's unsexy.

>>143996825
the absolute peak*
for: >>143996785

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>>143996941
That is not unsexy. I don't even like brown most of the time but dayum if she isn't great.

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>>143996987
Then you might be borderline pedo. Call the doctor

>>143997090
Will the doctor prescribe cuddles?

>>143976617
B easy not just because of Loki but I don't want to marry a retard who needs to be looked after 24/7

>>143996784
>not getting your loli to sign a pre-nup.

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>>143997187
>anon asks for cuddles
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>143996987
Open your closet door, see this.
What will you do?

>>143996985
>>143996825
>>143996637
>>143996483
>>143994859
>>143994446
>>143994344
Ephebophile plz go.

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>>143997302
http://info.legalzoom.com/can-prenuptial-agreement-voided-26384.html

>>143975918
you know this loli is the baba one, as in old as fuck, no happy ed bullshit

>>143997390
ephebo is 16+ (normie)

>>143997397
Lala would make a good wife.

>>143997388
Plant my face in Kuro's butt.

>>143997397
The Priparas are cute. Would princess carry.

>>143997466
Yea, its a damn shame.

>>143997090
>You will never go to the loli doctor.
>She will never declare you have the worst case of lolicon she has ever seen.
>She will never prescribe a cute loli as a live in carer.

>>143997464
Nah, 14 is the border of hebe and ephebo, and since your're so desperate to get it to count as loli, you must be the latter.

>>143997612
No it's not you moron.

>>143997464
>15+ is still hebe
What?

8-12 is good

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>>143995617
>ywn oper8 with your loli wife

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>>143997466
/fit/, too.

We need more tree climbing lolis. Anyone got any recommendations?

>>143997779
15 is borderline, 16 is definite.

I am going to fuck laala.

>>143978458
Kekked harder than I should have

>>143997850
>15 is borderline,
Yeah, and 12 is borederline pedo.

>>143997995
11 is

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I was told that this is the right board, and I guess this must be the right thread.

Anyway, I'm a 31 year old NEET looking for a cute 2D loli wife. I'm able to cook (not very well though) and do housework and have a stable job. I'm looking for someone who shares my interests (shit-posting on /a/, masturbating to lolis). If anyone's interested, please let me know.

>>143996348
All of it is true. This is just how the human mind works. There is us, the pretty, good guys and there are others who are all evil and inhuman. And lolis are best between 8-12

>>143998037
A 10 is fine too

>>143998043
Is 3d "B" wife good?

>>143979826
>>143980816
rolling

>>143997876
How will you deal with the tears?

>>143998037
No, that would be 10.

>>143998043
I don't know of any lolis who are interested in masturbating to other lolis, sorry anon.

Is there such a thing as a nigger loli?
If there is Im changing my sexuality to 3d

>>143998216
Good for you. I bet you're a spic.

>>143997090
too bad she is a dyke

>>143998283
Unfortunately I was born as the wrong race. How could you possibly tell?

>>143996024
Not all 10yo are ready for reproduction.
And no, at 7yo they are completely fresh while having absolutely 0 toddler characteristics no matter the girl, that is are clearly the superior age.
6yo and 8yo are pretty close though.

And before and autist attacks, lets be clear this can be taken as only physical age as well.

>>143998216
no

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>>143998216
Don't worry, there's no nigger lolis. There's brown and choco, however, but scientists are still trying to figure out the difference. And yes, loli haet BLM.

>>143998433
They're unremarkable and unsexual, though.

>>143996304
Yes, you have. Work hard to befriend a little girl and make her fall in love with you without anyone else knowing. That way you have a loli girlfriend you can make happy.

>>143994730
Futaba anzu based on a real loli called Princess Thats where those cute stripped panties come from

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>>143998677

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>>143998677
can you give more information

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>>143998493
No, they are not. Lolis around those ages are the best.

I just want a cute daughter to pamper and enjoy her pure smile so I can be vicariously happy from living with her.

>>143998677
Are you talking about a real kid?
Did they really based an idol on a real girl?

>>143997388
Looks like my house has a loli infestation. Guess it's time to call the loli exterminator!

That's what I'm calling my dick now

>>143997388
>a pile of shit, staring at me
flush it

>>143999537
Loli infestations are bad news. They eat all your sweets and burgs.

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>>143997388
Call my lawyer.

>>143999025
Make one
Just find another wimmin to make babies with

>>143976617
B - is there really any better answer than that?

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>>143975136
hai

>>143999717
Why would you inform someone there are lolis in your house?
That can only backfire no matter what you do.

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>>144001091
What if somebody saw them sneaking in? What if the creatures slander my name after they get out of my house?

Am I supposed to lock them in my basement or something? its not equipped for that.

>>143976617
The former is unappetizing and the latter will just mock me for some perceived perversion because of her body.

Neither, nigga.

>>144001158
>What if somebody saw them sneaking in?
That's a good thing, you have proof you did not invite them in.

>What if the creatures slander my name after they get out of my house?
It would be worst if you call someone. The best you can do is talk things calmly while recording the conversation and editing it so anything compromising is gone.

>Am I supposed to lock them in my basement or something?
See above.
You can also have casual sex with them since they seem to be huge sluts.

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>>143981115
The ugliest

>>143991325
>implying anon would not be a turbo slut from the start

>>144001579
How can anon be an slut when he is probably purer than mos t14yo girl?

>>143991593
you mean you would violently rape anyone who tries to sexualize or take advantage of her?

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I'm going to marry Kokonoe!!!!

>>144002164
I think he means that he would protect her by marrying so no one else can.

>>144002505
Have fun with that hair.

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you cant marry a child

>>144004232
Why not?

>>143984178
B, she can grow up

>>143981477
those eyes look a bit.....unnatural

>>143981836
everybody has a picture of this girl in a microbikini AND less

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>>144004232
>all lolis are children

>>144005511
The one universal truth to lolis is this: they get cuddles.

>>144005560
This, even the 3D ones

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Can it be a robot loli?

Don't really wanna to jail... Yet...